Mini 666 - This Could Be Mafia - MOD ABANDONED

[skitzer]

A gunshot echoes across the fiery caverns of the Underworld. Satan, in one last loud roar, falls, bloody steam rising from a newly-made hole in his chest.

The odd scent of blood mingles with the smell of gunsmoke. skitzer, holding his gun, mumbles a few words too himself:

"Speak of the Devil."

Satan,

Ruler of the Underworld

, shot, Pregame.

Meanwhile, an old lady in a small schoolhouse says the final words to her story, and intelligently closes the large book she's holding on her index finger to save her spot.

"And that is how George Orwell cleverly communicated the ways of Communism to British readers," she says, wrinkles creasing and stretching on her forehead.

Seven kids sit on a colorful rug. Their eyes, unblinking, remain locked upon the woman. They never move, except for the rising and falling of their chests as they breathe, and an awkward twitch as they swallow when needed.

One kid unexpectedly shouts, "You silly old bat, we're six! How can we even understand the workings of fluoridized water?"

"Oh Jimmy, I'm afraid it's due time for a nap." The woman reaches for a silver remote control, and, pointing at Jimmy, presses a large red button. Jimmy's large green eyes close, and his body clunks to the floor.

None of the other kids react. They just stare at the old woman. They don't blink, just breathe, and swallow if needed.

JimmyBot,

Neutral Townie

, shut down, Pregame.

The woman opens the book to the page saved by her finger. "Now, we begin a new story..."

The children continue to stare, unmoving. They breathe. They don't blink. They swallow, if need be.

[skitzer]

n = Living Things that Could Matter (7<n9)

Battousai
competentpsycho (replaced nhat)
EGL (replaced Falcone)
Grimmy
Master Ruck (replaced Vivian Darkblaam)
pickemgenius (replaced Voodo)
ShadowGirl (replaced Iron Man)
Tom Mason (replaced fuzzylightning)

Things that Could or Could Not have Mattered, But They're Gone Now (6.00)

Satan,

Ruler of the Underworld

, shot, Pregame
JimmyBot,

Neutral Townie

, shut down, Pregame
skitzar,

Role Assigner

, painlessly executed, Pregame
The Energizer Bunny,

Positive and Negative Vote Creator

, exploded, Day 1
TonyMontana,

Danity Kane (Weak Doctor)

, received (a major dose of death/e. coli), Nightmonth 1
populartajo,

Disturbia (Watcher)

, was (sang/bit by a dog), Nightmonth 1
Erg0 (replaced Timeater),

Professional Tennis Ball Runner (Tracker)

, died Day 2
Muerrto,

Tainted Tomato (Roleblocking Serial Killer)

, died Day 2

Things that Couldn't be Described When this was Written (II)

JimmyBot,

Pet Rock

, Cannot Be Lynched, Day 1.
This Game,

Self-Explanatory

, Almost Died, Nightmonth 1.

GaMe StAtUs:

The Majesty of Colors (Google It!) (alias: Day 2)

Rules

Politely borrowed from Mafia 71, with slight changes

1.) This game will start in daytime, when all confirms are in.
2.) During the day you can vote for a player that you think should be lynched. Votes must be bolded otherwise they won't be counted. It would be helpful if players unvote when switching their votes.
3.) When a player reaches a majority of votes, they are lynched. I will reveal their role, and the game will move into night. All players can still talk during twilight.
4.) No talking to other players, dead or alive, outside of the thread, unless your role permits it.
5.) Once dead, you stop posting. An unrevealing bah post is fine.
6.) If you have any questions, feel free to PM me.
8.) Try to post at least once every 48 hours. Treat the game as a committment. If you go inactive for a long period, you will be replaced.
9.) I'll try to post votecounts as often as possible. Feel free to ask for a votecount at any time.
10.) Avoid excessive profanity, flaming etc. I'm not averse to swearing but others may be so treat them with respect.
11.) Do not quote or fakequote your role PM. This is a modkillable offence.
12.) Have fun!
13.) If there's anything else I'll add it as we go.

Special Rule

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Currently in Effect

[skitzer]

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

In the next few days, strange packages may appear in your mailboxes. Although it is perfectly safe to open these parcels, you may find awkward things inside. It is perfectly fine to reply to these packages by return mail.

We have apprehended and painlessly executed the person who did this. Although the criminal had a twin sibling, we are fairly confident we have the correct brother.

skitzar,

Role Assigner

, painlessly executed Night 0

WARNING CONCLUSION! WARNING CONCLUSION! WARNING CONCLUSION!

[skitzer]

The woman begins to read.

"This story is neither fact nor fiction, in fact, it is suspended in an intersection of universes, where truth and lies are not as concrete as black and white.
"In this intersection, there is a small life-permitting sphere. Until recently, the sphere was untouched, a virgin to anything moving." At this point, she looks at the children. They don't move.

"Until something suspended in the parallels of time and space broke. Certain things, even things that do not exist in reality or surreality, were ripped from the universes they resided in, and were pulled to the sphere.
"On this sphere, certain bonds formed, ones that weren't easily broken. Many of the twelve got powers beyond power itself.
"As the first day, or the rising of some light source came, they began to argue, and wanted to kill."

[skitzer]

As people wander around the sphere, they notice something strange. A pink rabbit, running around and beating a steady beat on a large base drum.

This rabbit, after hitting exactly 3,289 beats on his drum, explodes. The drum seemed to be filled with batteries, as they explode everywhere.

The Energizer Bunny,

Positive and Negative Vote Creator

, exploded, Day 1

It is now

Day 1

. Today, you have a special rule in place:

Positive and Negative Vote:

Each of you has 1 positive vote and 1 negative vote. Positive votes increase the number of votes by 1, while negative votes decrease it by 1. Please vote using the forms

Positive Vote

and

Negative Vote

.

With 12 alive, it takes 7 votes to lynch.

[Vivian Darkblaam]

Oooh! We should see what happens if we reverse-lynch somebody. Quick, everybody anti-wagon!

Negative Vote: Timmy Bot

[Timeater]

lol this is weird and interesting, skitzer I love you.

@Vivian, I dont think that will do anything, and why are you voting for someone named Timmy Bot (not listed)?

Random vote,

Positive Vote: Falcone

[populartajo]

Positive Vote : No lynch.

Am I doing it right?

[Timeater]

Why would you no lynch?

[fuzzylightning]

This could be a random

Positive Vote: Timeater

or it could be a random

Negative Vote: Vivian Darkblaam

.

[Voodo]

Who knows what this is, but it's possibly a

positive vote: Tony

because his namesake is violent.

[TonyMontana]

Positive vote: Voodo

because his namesake is evil.

Negative vote: TonyMontana

-.-

[Falcone]

Positive vote: Voodo

because TonyMontana said so.

I don't plan to use any negative votes, except for myself if necessary, or in extraordinary circumstances which I don't think will arise Day 1.

[skitzer]

Several people jumped as a two things fell out of the sky.

One was a giant blackboard, with several pieces of chalk.

The other was a woman with her hair up in a large bun shape and thick spectacles. It was Sarah Palin. She picked up a piece of chalk, and began to write on the blackboard.

Vote Count Equations At the Moment:

Voodo = +TonyMontana+Falcone = 2
Falcone = +Timeater = 1
No Lynch = +populartajo = 1
Timeater = +fuzzylightning = 1
Timmy Bot = -Vivian Darkblaam = -1
Vivian Darkblaam = -fuzzylightning = -1
TonyMontana = +Voodo-TonyMontana = 0
Battousai = = 0
fuzzylightning = = 0
Grimmy = = 0
Iron Man = = 0
Muerrto = = 0
nhat = = 0
populartajo = = 0

Not Voting = +Battousai-Battousai-Falcone+Grimmy-Grimmy+Iron Man-Iron Man+Muerrto-Muerrto+nhat-nhat-populartajo-Timeater+Vivian Darkblaam-Voodo = -3

[populartajo]

Several people jumped as a two things fell out of the sky.

One was a giant blackboard, with several pieces of chalk.

The other was a woman with her hair up in a large bun shape and thick spectacles. It was Sarah Palin. She picked up a piece of chalk, and began to write on the blackboard.

Vote Count Equations At the Moment:

Voodo = +TonyMontana+Falcone = 2
Falcone = +Timeater = 1
No Lynch = +populartajo = 1
Timeater = +fuzzylightning = 1
Timmy Bot = -Vivian Darkblaam = -1
Vivian Darkblaam = -fuzzylightning = -1
TonyMontana = +Voodo-TonyMontana = 0
Battousai = = 0
fuzzylightning = = 0
Grimmy = = 0
Iron Man = = 0
Muerrto = = 0
nhat = = 0
populartajo = = 0

Not Voting = +Battousai-Battousai-Falcone+Grimmy-Grimmy+Iron Man-Iron Man+Muerrto-Muerrto+nhat-nhat-populartajo-Timeater+Vivian Darkblaam-Voodo = -3

Heh. This should be fun.

[Vivian Darkblaam]

lol this is weird and interesting, skitzer I love you.

@Vivian, I dont think that will do anything, and why are you voting for someone named Timmy Bot (not listed)?

Random vote,

Positive Vote: Falcone

Given the flavor of this game, I would not be at all surprised if anti-wagoning a player to -7 votes ressurects them. Ideally, we could bring back a confirmed town role from pregame and force skitzer to slot an extra player in.

I just realized, however, that I voted for the wrong role:

Unvote; Negative Vote: Jimmybot

(It is good to know that votes on any player, real or imaginary, will be counted)

[Timeater]

Negative Vote: Timeater

Bwuhahahahaa.

Anyways. I was thinking it over, anyone want to see what happens with a negative vote majority?

[Battousai]

Vote: Muerrto

. You know what you did...

[Voodo]

Haha, skitzer, I love this game already.

Negative vote: Vivian

for having a good idea.

[nhat]

Positive Vote - Vivian Darkblaam

for not having an avatar. Get one.

I wonder if a living person who gets negative voted enough can get a 1-Up.

[Timeater]

Everyone negative vote me, lets see what happens!

@_@

[Voodo]

Really, Timeater? What if you're really SCUM and we gave you a one-up?

[Battousai]

Then we just sick a bunch of gumbas on him, duh!

[fuzzylightning]

If he's scum then we vote like crazy to kill him tomorrow.

[populartajo]

Positive Unvote: No lynch
Positive Vote: Timeater

:s