the gddp suggestion machine

[Cheetory6]

insert a quarter into the machine to receive a suggestion

[Firebringer]

i don't think i should champion anything

[Save The Dragons]

/in

[Cheetory6]

/in

I suggest either this wolf vending machine, the concept of assigning people wolves, or Canis lupus.

i don't think i should champion anything

agreed yeah, maybe you could sell your campaigning services to a candidate?

[Firebringer]

agreed yeah, maybe you could sell your campaigning services to a candidate?

ur right i should champion the idea of capitalism.

[Ythan]

Please.

[Cheetory6]

Please.

actually it's a machine that's generating these, not me.

let's push the button and see what it spits out.

*rumble jumble*

*wrrpprprp rpppr rp pppr,pmppl*

"zzzzzzzzzzzt"

you have received three suggestions from the machine,

the first is a little piece of paper that says "anime avatars"

the second is a little toad

he whispers "kk slider music"
though maybe the toad deserves a champion as well, I'm not sure.

the third is a whisper on the wind

"mooooosqqquittooooo muuuurrrddeeerrrr"

[Gammagooey]

[Cheetory6]

the coin jangles around a bunch and you hear gears grinding - much moreso than with the previous generated suggestions.

some steam spits out of the pipes adoring the top of the machine.

the noises and activity ceases and you start to wonder if it might have eaten your quarter for nothing, and then
a sheet of paper slowly starts etching out of a slot you didn't notice towards the bottom of the machine.

Apparently this thing can print???

[Dannflor]

I only have a nickel

[Ythan]

Aw nice.

[Cheetory6]

I only have a nickel

the machine only spits out a fifth of each of the suggestions it has for you:
b
pol
si
p

[Cheery Dog]

I think I brought the wrong currency with me.

Will it accept a 50c piece? It's Dodecagonal.

[Ythan]

I like to think the do and the ca are stressed.