Mini 1490 - Chef Mafia (Game Over!)

[Jake from State Farm]

sup

did you know a lawyer turned chef is known as a sue chef?

[Jake from State Farm]

1. awkward intro
2. OMGUS
3. Self meta reference

Looks like a recipe for scum pie....need some cinnamon to round it out though...

Hell, I may have to switch my vote soon.

neither of these are scumtells so i'd suggest you find a new cookbook

true story, a baker stopped making donuts cause he was tired of the hole thing.

[Jake from State Farm]

Yeah I sort of font have a choice. Why the vote change to rank?


A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.

[Jake from State Farm]

Well I have a huge issue because I can't understand a single thing d3 is saying unless I really concentrate. The last time a person posted annoyingly I replaced out, but I'm not replacing out here so he needs to ask the mod to reduce his restriction some or I'm going to have vote him and ignore his posts (not like I could decipher them anyway)

vote: d3x

When making butter there is a little margarine for error

[Jake from State Farm]

Well you better lynch be cause I'm not changing my vote ever until he posts legibly

Old collanders don't die, they just can't take the strain anymore.

[Jake from State Farm]

lol @ self meta being scummy, since I've seen that come from town way more than scum. It's not scummy, it's just something you ignore.


I decided becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak

[Jake from State Farm]

Ask me if I care what you think. Go ahead and ask me.

My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese, which I hate. It really is the grater of two evils

[Jake from State Farm]

I'm not concerned with his alignment. If he's town it's an acceptable loss since I can't read his posts anyway. This is a true blue policy lynch.

The aluminum foiled my plans

[Jake from State Farm]

Breaking restriction, much better. I realize you can't do that too many times so ill do my best to put up with it

unvote

The evil onion has many layers

[Jake from State Farm]

I'm the joker? I guess yeah I am. And I just finally googled my character and lol god damn I get it now.


This cheese is great-ted

[Jake from State Farm]

lol, refresh my memory. We're you scum or town in that game we played kthx?

If my puns are corny, just call the cobs

[Jake from State Farm]

/yawn

I don't buy the d3x shit until the mod says something in-thread about the slip. If he doesn't, that's a mod-confirmed lie imo.

no it's not. what will probably happen is similar what it says in my role pm. after the 3rd time I become voteless. So my guess is the mod will pm him a warning. The mod is under no obligation to confirm in the thread.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese.

[Jake from State Farm]

tabby, are you a hydra? if so who are your heads please

sure hope this counts as a pun

[Jake from State Farm]

Ffley for real? Smh I should have never asked.



When the plums dry on your tree, it's time to prune

[Jake from State Farm]

tabby, are you a hydra? if so who are your heads please

I guess you don't read the sign up queue.

Sup?

Does anyone? Pb told me to join so I joined. I knew I should have checked.

When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one

P.edit - I'd be ok with his lynch but I'd rather lynch kthx

Which reminds me I haven't voted hil yet

vote: kthx

[Jake from State Farm]

The fact that it was in a pun doesn't change what it's saying -- that "if we happen to lynch town, oh well teehee." The pun itself is clever but irrelevant. I'm pretty sure basic reading comprehension can tell you that.

The pun has absolutely nothing to do with the vote, just an unfortunate coincidence

I mustache you a question but I will shave it for later

[Jake from State Farm]

UNVOTE: d3x
VOTE: jake

If one of the 2 of them are scum, then it's Jake.

d3x's reasons for voting me are his town game. I have decided that when adding a spoon full of sugar, his reasons for voting me are from his town game. If he wanted me dead, he'd call me town and NK me.

Amrun, do you think it likely town has 3 post restricted roles or do you think it's more likely scum has one of the 3?

You are entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong it is.

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster‎

[Jake from State Farm]

Of course that wasn't a direct quote. That's what it meant, though, or at least that's how I interpreted it. "Are you high" etc is just a general thing I say, though -- sorry if it upset you. It is not a serious accusation.

P-edit: what do you mean by reactive? If you think my play has been reactive in the sense of "not proactive," I invite you to return to reality where I began the current leading wagon with active scumhunting. I don't see how anyone can make such an accusation on anyone 7 pages into a game anyway. That's a bad accusation in this gamestate.

Ehh, I don't see scum hunting, please link me to what you feel was good scum hunting

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds

[Jake from State Farm]

Tqmmy, Im pretty sure kthx is town.

Why?

and yes we are hated so theres no excuwe to hqmmer us accidentally

and yes, we are Hated.

Is 'Hated' a TV chef or something? I have NO idea whether this is referring to something from TV or something from other games you've played.

I believe he's claiming to be a hated townie which requires 1 less vote to lynch. I'm not sure why he felt the need to claim that though since he isn't getting run up.

[Jake from State Farm]

Ebwop


My friend dropped his box of Italian pastries on the floor. I cannoli imagine what he must be going through

[Jake from State Farm]

So it must be jake since I have to see from him yet.

I have yet to see from jake.

I'm sorry I missed this. See what exactly?

There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked.

[Jake from State Farm]

Quickhammers are pretty frowned upon here. Quickhammer img on purpose will usually get you lynched the next day.

yet they still happen pretty frequently...

The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.

[Jake from State Farm]

I disagree with your disagreement. I have actually seen like 2 or 3 this year alone, and those are just the games I have played or followed. When you factor in all the other games I haven't played/followed I am sure there are more.

quick hammers happen. that being said, i don't agree with claiming at L-2

I get my large circumference from too much pi.

[Jake from State Farm]

what I don't get is how does your post restriction fit into your chef? If you knew who my chef was you would be like "OH YEAH, that makes sense" but I just googled your guy and I'm confused.

Don't knead your dough too much cause that leads to Codependency‎

[Jake from State Farm]

You don't think that 3 post-restricted town roles (with a side of potatoes) is a bit odd?

I once played a game with 2 miller claims, I thought for sure 1 had to be fake. I pushed and pushed and nobody listened to me.

guess what? they were both legit.

post restrictions don't have any bearing over alignment. Nobody is going to let you lead a lynch on the basis of post restriction alone and you have pretty much prevented anyone from letting you lead a lynch for the remainder of the day(possibly the game) with your behavior.

So stop hunting based on post restrictions and at least make an effort to scum hunt. The point that D3 just made about you makes you look REALLY bad and I typically hate lynching claimed PRs on day 1 but since you just claimed macho and nothing else, I am not even 100% sure you are a PR. macho is a modifier to an existing role so until someone gives intent to hammer, focus and do something useful in the off chance you are actually town you can leave being legitimate reads and not idiotic ones.


do you know what they call an apple before dinner? An appletizer

[Jake from State Farm]

Well I can't read his posts so I'm not going to be any help.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese

[Jake from State Farm]

day one is all about feeling out, getting some claims...

Dey1 is nut und shuoold nefer be-a ebuoot getteeng Cleeems. Hmm Bork Bork!

ok so the trick is to post shorter lol

can you link me to games where you have expressed this same opinion about day 1?

thanks

The apple crossed the street because he wanted to get to the other cider the road.

[Jake from State Farm]

I wonder how mad pb would be if I didn't vouch for his playstyle? lol

I don't really see an issue with PB's play this game. If you understand how he's playing it makes much more sense and doesn't seem scummy. PB used to be one of the better players where we played and was often NK'd. Vote changes happened way more frequently than they do on this site and their is a purpose behind it (at least there always was for me, I can't speak for PB)

@ rank - you don't have to 100% think a person is scum to vote them, there are plenty of other reasons to vote a person

Ever since my mineral extraction facility was converted to a parking lot, I've had a lot on my mine

[Jake from State Farm]

part amusement, part reaction testing. See how the player reacted to being voted and how others reacted to the vote. I still do that at times and people on this site HATE vote hopping lol

An electrician claimed that his truck was a volts wagon.

[Jake from State Farm]

Couldn't agree more. He didn't even voice a suspicion in that post, though. THAT is what I found scummy. The other concerns I had re: PB still stand

ehh, are you sure about that? I mean yes he didn't actually say "d3 I am suspicious of you so I am going to vote you" but's quite obvious that he was suspicious of D3(the vote gave it away) and the reason why he was suspicious of him(the bolded in D3's quoted post)

Yesterday I rode my bike twice, I guess that makes me a recycler.

[Jake from State Farm]

Jake you are really confusing me this game.

how so?

John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet. It is the torque of the town.

[Jake from State Farm]

I lol'd

I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

[Jake from State Farm]

Jake you are really confusing me this game.

how so?

John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet. It is the torque of the town.

You're being reasonable.

There are a scattering of games (1 or 2) where I played similar, my few weeks off site a while back and seeing all the negative criticisms regarding my bad play and my attitude really sunk in. I'm also working on my temper yet again.

We almost got creamed by a milk truck. I was udderly terrified.

[Jake from State Farm]

Considering a sample role pm is on page 1, he wasn't telling us anything we didn't already know. Every player is going to have a similar setup role pm

As a fruit, the orange is very a-peeling

[Jake from State Farm]

I'm definitely playing it low key, especially day 1 cause I have been recently offended to the point I almost quit the site again. It's not the first time someone said something, it's the 3rd. I'm not sure why people have to be so hurtful when critiquing my play, but I'm not one of those people who can ignore things like that. It's funny, I can curse like a sailor and call people idiots, morons, etc but I don't think I would ever take it so far as people have with me.

So I'm taking it easy soaking it in and I'm not going to try and take the lead I perform much better once we have flips, especially scum flips.


A perfectly spherical pumpkin makes good pi

[Jake from State Farm]

Why are people making list reads

The salt said 'hi' to the pepper. It was seasonings greetings.

[Jake from State Farm]

believe he means bad guy?

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

[Jake from State Farm]

I think we have enough posts and enough votes thrown around I can my first full re-read. Though it most certainly won't be today.

for now though I will reluctantly

unvote

, after reading the game I played with kthx he isn't the same here, plus his paranoia over the post restrictions is probably a town-tell over a scum tell (or it could just be null)

vote: maestro

it's time to make the monkey dance.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

[Jake from State Farm]

@ffley - you commented about my play being different, but how do you justify your play being different? You usually add more to discussions and this game seems completely different.

I used to do rock climbing as a youth, but I was much boulder back then.

[Jake from State Farm]

seriously, I like to spam post just as much as the next guy but try and combine these thoughts into 1 or 3 posts. Not 2 though, 1 or 3. thanks

[Jake from State Farm]

oh fuck you are fight I forgot a pun, stupid being in so many god damn games

[Jake from State Farm]

After the 3rd strike I'm voteless just like kthx

The slip today will be my first counted strike since I obviously forgot a pun


Tennis players don't marry cause Love doesn't mean anything to them

[Jake from State Farm]

Chx was bad, maestro is just as bad. I know maestro town. This isn't it so far.

If you sing while playing baseball, you won't get a good pitch.

[Jake from State Farm]

willing to consider that Jake... any thoughts on new earth?

tbh I haven't even noticed him, will need to read his posts first. Will do that later

No one wanted to see the naked banana. I guess it just lacked appeal!

[Jake from State Farm]

confirm vote: elyse

This is some pretty good tapioca. That's one way of pudding it.

[Jake from State Farm]

Oh peace, you asked me about new earth? I have him as mildly scummy. He made comments about me and when I asked him to clarify what he meant, he instead called me town and moved on. I don't see why he would ignore it, especially when it was what he was using to call me scummy. I'm ok with votes on him but this chk/maestro slot is confirmed scum at this point.

Old skiers never die, they just go downhill

[Jake from State Farm]

technically we have 5 hydras, I am hyrdra'ing with myself

Visualize whirled peas!

[Jake from State Farm]

there was a reason in that vote, quite obvious one at that.

[Jake from State Farm]

yes but you are asking a question purported on a lie.

[Jake from State Farm]

Hoo dues zee qooeeck replece-a oooot fectur in {iff et ell}?

I think this is saying "how does him replacing out factor in if at all"?

let me go check cause I think maestro replaced out in one of my games before (or not but my swiss cheese brain thinks yes) and I will let you know.

him complaining about the hydras doesn't make sense imo

People who like yogurt are well cultured.

[Jake from State Farm]

Oh Jake, I have something for you~~

also, Jake what's wrong with lists of reads?

they are an incredible waste of time, time that could be better spent re-reading and scum hunting. It provides scum with way too much information, and typically when 1 person does it others feel obligated to do it. Now the one minor bonus to that is if multiple people start doing it, I feel (not proven mind you) that if town was the first to start, scum will do one also to blend in.

List reads are also a ploy I have actually seen used by scum to make people think they are town, cause for some dumb reason people think that if you take the time to do a list of reads, you have to be town.

so I hate them

One leftover said to another 'foiled again.'

[Jake from State Farm]

Why?

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

[Jake from State Farm]

Drunk posting is null

- town points for you

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[Jake from State Farm]

I did and idk if i necessarily agree. It really kind of looks like you are buddying.


I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

[Jake from State Farm]

vote: amrun

[Jake from State Farm]

I didn't see the question, but since I was originally voting maestro for pressure, I don't really think your question apples to me

A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies

talk about a p.edit - wtf was that?

vote: amrun

still like my vote on her, she isn't playing like typical amrun imo

[Jake from State Farm]

Tabby would be my only other acceptable lynch besides amrun.

[Jake from State Farm]

Ebwop - I mustache you a question.

Stupid restriction

[Jake from State Farm]

Jake, what the hell is wrong with you?

I feel great thanks for asking.

Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

[Jake from State Farm]

who is tammy? refer to the people's player names please cause I keep seeing tammy but no clue who the fuck that is.

The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.

[Jake from State Farm]

well that's too much work as I am usually on my phone so please refer to their player name thanks

Did you hear about the farmer who got attacked by a cow? He milked it for all it was worth.

[Jake from State Farm]

Jake I am starting to become concerned... you acknowledged that TNE may be scum but you have gone all different sorts of direction... you clearing TNE tell me why and assure me you are not scum...
just a concern. RIght now either run up TNE or lynch the VT macho as I don't trust KT's play lately.

i'm not concerned about you being concerned. I said TNE was mildly scummy, I didn't say he may be scum. imo Amrun and tabby stand out because they aren't playing how I know them to play as town. That to me stands out more than the minor issue I had with TNE

I certainly am not trying to clear TNE but in the big picture I am less worried about that slot. I'd appreciate it if you don't tell me what to do either, I do what I want and don't really care if you approve of it or not.

What kind of flooring do alligator hunters use? Reptiles!

[Jake from State Farm]

I followed your thoughts on elyse and now got digits pointing at me from it.

and? If you have done nothing wrong who cares if people FOS you. Defend yourself as best as you can and move on.

When Italian chefs die they become a pizza history.

[Jake from State Farm]

If peace is town, he will be helpful to town. I'm not sold either way ATM but I'd rather lynch someone else.

@ d3, ill try to find my little orphan Annie decoder ring and ill get back to you.

I invited this girl to my house last night and she said she wated to see olive it.

[Jake from State Farm]

@Jeke - Es PB is useeng yuoo fur a cherecter veetness, dues thees represent hees nurmel pleyeeng? Dues he-a nurmelly deesmiss ceses egeeenst heem veet "lul meta" und "ve-a dun't get elung" ergooments?

Vhet is yuoor coorrent reed oon heem? Bork bork bork!

ok I just deciphered it. Drink your ovaltine?

seriously, where PB and I played (which has been a couple of years mind you) there was never a need for him to dismiss cases against him for lol meta, nobody used meta. PB was NK'd often cause people were afraid of him, I always thought I was better than him and I started getting NK'd often, though I suspect cause people thought I was annoying instead of being good... Nah I was good

It's really hard to compare his play there and his play here because there we random voted all the time. It could be day 3 and people would still toss out a random vote just cause they liked the Bears or they made some ridiculous comment. That was a funner place to play and we did run up people a lot but that is where my "always lynch a claimed VT" policy came from.

From what I remember he wasn't always the most active poster but each game was different. He was one I always thought of as a good player so that is why I am opposed to lynching him day 1

and just for old times sake

Daykill: peace

lol

I haven't really read what the case is on peace and if he gets lynched I won't fight to prevent it, but out of mutual respect I won't be part of it.


I have no qualms with a new earth lynch if it came down to new earth or PB, but tbh amrun and tabby both are playing in a way I am not accustomed to and that pings the shit out of my scumdar.

Nuts are so expensive these days. Nearly cost you an almond a leg

[Jake from State Farm]

Jake - Is peacebringer capable of faking that emotion as scum?

I am currently on the other site right now trying to find games he played and got lynched. It's not as easy to find like here so it could take a while. tbh I can't remember if I have ever seen him be emotional.

If you miss a class at beauty school you'll need a makeup session

[Jake from State Farm]

But she isn't playing how she does as town. She likes to ask questions Alot and she's not doing that here. Now the game is over, I was scum reading her on Dewey decimal and she was town. Her play this game (and others) isn't similar IMO.

Neither is ffley (part of tabby head)

That's why both are on my suspect list.

A butcher shop opened on the 10th floor. The steaks were high

[Jake from State Farm]

Nah haven't gone that far. Right now I'm just basing my reads on gut. I'm not a fan of the peace wagon but I'm not going to try and lead one either. If push comes to shove, ill vote peace but he's active and he sort of makes sense.

In a bakery, buns usually play a small roll

[Jake from State Farm]

scour your meta? no I will just stick with my gut read and see if you do anything to change it.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

[Jake from State Farm]

this game

Tried some bear stew. It was a little grizzly.

[Jake from State Farm]

that facepalm is horrible



much better

He bought a plate with four corners so he could have a square meal.

[Jake from State Farm]

this game is annoying

The first guy to mass produce candies made a mint.

[Jake from State Farm]

vote: TNE

check the sig

Conjoined twins aren't the only twins with special connections

[Jake from State Farm]

hey tabby, what other game besides buzzword did we play? I don't remember you making a big deal about meta in that game and I don't remember you doing it in the game that you hydra'd with Orc but I wanted to double check.


you seem more dependant on meta and less so on scum hunting

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[Jake from State Farm]

Oh now I'm sure you are scum. Lucky for you I can't get you lynched in this short period of time.


The land where movies are made is called reel estate

[Jake from State Farm]

That's not the part I'm referring to. I explain later.

Old shoppers don't die, they just sale away

[Jake from State Farm]

Ok I misread one part of your post, I thought you said experimental mafia and I never played a game I called that.

Also I disagree, I was playing pretty close to my town meta in vengeball. I was scum hunting, pushing a lynch, getting angry, etc. I just had a really bad partner who was drawing heat and I couldn't buss.

The part that worries me is You are right about my play this game it definitely models my scum game. I don't see you as just believing me outright cause you never have before. You also say I have been scum hunting but that's not true at all. I'm not scum hunting, I even said I didn't want to lead any lynches.

Town you would be all over me. Scum you knows how difficult I am to lynch and if you know I'm town trying to lynch me puts you in the lime light too much. So instead you are hiding behind these meta dives pretending to scumhunt. Your reason to oppose the new earth lynch is hands down the lamest reason I have ever heard in a while.

I see all talk and absolutely no action from you and based on experience, this isn't your town game at all.

Old pianist never die, they just adiago away.

[Jake from State Farm]

vote count please

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor

[Jake from State Farm]

What's new pussycat?

vote: tabby

Obvious partner is obvious

If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor

[Jake from State Farm]

Pyro isn't a town read? Lol whut?

When Peter Pan punches, they neverland

[Jake from State Farm]

You don't have to. Just vote them.

I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen

P.edit - pyro pushed the hardest for tne's lynch. I don't he hard core bussed so yeah he's town.

Tabby/you not so much

[Jake from State Farm]

Would everyone please vote tabby? See, I said please

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents

[Jake from State Farm]

You don't have to. Just vote them.

I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen

P.edit - pyro pushed the hardest for tne's lynch. I don't he hard core bussed so yeah he's town.

Tabby/you not so much

No. No, you do not get to play like this. Explain, please.

Actually I do get to play this way

No explanation necessary. You hang today

Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.

[Jake from State Farm]

Jake, you should vote Kyubey instead. I'll even one up you.

Pretty please with a cherry on top?

Nope

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

[Jake from State Farm]

I came across the suspicion quickly? You must not have been reading Day 1 too carefully

Spoiler:

Tabby would be my only other acceptable lynch besides amrun.

i'm not concerned about you being concerned. I said TNE was mildly scummy, I didn't say he may be scum. imo Amrun and tabby stand out because they aren't playing how I know them to play as town. That to me stands out more than the minor issue I had with TNE

I have no qualms with a new earth lynch if it came down to new earth or PB, but tbh amrun and tabby both are playing in a way I am not accustomed to and that pings the shit out of my scumdar.

Oh now I'm sure you are scum. Lucky for you I can't get you lynched in this short period of time.

Yeah, I sure did jump to that suspicion quickly didn't I?

But ok I will play along.

I have reservations about TNE because I've mislynched/tried to mislynch him on 2 of the 3 occasions where we've played. On the 3rd occasion he was scum, but I had bigger fish to fry on day 1 of the hunterxhunterx game. From earlier meta dives (circa May probably) I found that he tended to make more substantive and serious posts as scum. Being a lurksack wasn't alignment indicative back then.

Given that they were a PR, it's obvious that he didn't want to bus

then we have TNE at L-1 and they say

There are a little over 7 hours until nightfall. I'll be around today. I will vote with an hour to spare.

to me it looks like they were secretly hoping TNE would show up and fake claim a PR to save himself.

I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.

[Jake from State Farm]

I would think with tabby being run up they would at least be trying to prove to everyone they are town, I see no effort. This isn't ffly at all.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

[Jake from State Farm]

I feel pretty good about it, in my heart I say he is 100%, but I also realize there are potentially other factors involved so for safety's sake I will say it's more around 80 to 90%

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

[Jake from State Farm]

how sure are you about kyubey?

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

[Jake from State Farm]

if I had a result to soft claim, it still wouldn't confirm that he made the kill attempt cause there is the possibility that a protective role exists in this setup.


I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.

[Jake from State Farm]

umm, he kind of just did...

happy scumday

Saw makers losing money have to make lots of cuts.

[Jake from State Farm]

If that isn't enough, results speak for themselves. No one died last night. Think on it.

what does this have to do with your day kill?

I've planted part of a riding whip. I'm hoping for a nice crop.

[Jake from State Farm]

OK, I'm cooght up.

I reelly dun't hefe-a unytheeng tu edd. Bork bork bork! Zee cese-a oon tebby seems tu mustly be-a meta, I theenk. Veet zee D1 ScoomLynch, I'm feene-a veet thet beeeng zee besees fur zee D2 Lynch, ve-a hefe-a a beet ooff ruum in cese-a she's Toon. Bork bork bork!

Tu be-a feur, I elsu thuooght Jeke-a ves SufftCleeeming a resoolt ooff sume-a surt. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Kthx is creepeeng beck tooerds zee Toon seede-a ooff theengs. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

I'm nut a hooge-a fun ooff zee TSP/Kyoo beck und furt, boot I'm nut sooper buzeered by it reeght noo.

If I'm soft claiming a result, would I actually admit to it? I would have to just fully out it at that point.

The way I see it is the no Kill is due to one of the following

1. Mafia forgot to nk or possibly nk'd on purpose
2. Mafia hit a bp
3. Doc saved
4. Role blocker blocked the kill attemp

You can't tell which one happened but the RB would obviously think he blocked the kill. The doc would think he saved, and the bp would think he was targeted.

That being said, I'm comfortable in my tabby vote.


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

[Jake from State Farm]

I thought that's what we were playing here. F anyone who is town and not being active.


I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

[Jake from State Farm]

can we just lynch tabby already?

How do I handle change? I put it in the parking meter.

[Jake from State Farm]

Tabby is at L-1 btw

claim tabby

Nuts are so expensive these days. Nearly cost you an almond a leg.

[Jake from State Farm]

what's up with your drop of activity?

Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.

[Jake from State Farm]

I don't believe the claim, an ascetic and bulletproof makes no sense together

Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'

[Jake from State Farm]

Yeah no

She said I was average. How mean

[Jake from State Farm]

You suck at hints bro

Lynch tabby

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.

[Jake from State Farm]

Changed my iPod name to titanic. It's synching now

[Jake from State Farm]

et tu brute? can nobody pick up a hint? did nobody read my post 860? I figure it was pretty damn obvious at that point.



the redskin game is almost on and I am not looking at mafia during that game, so help me god if I have to come back on here and full claim to make this lynch go through I am going to be pissed. The point of breadcrumbs and hints is to PREVENT having to full claim on Day 2 FFS.

[Jake from State Farm]

Please prod D3x

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

[Jake from State Farm]

yeah we do need a little bit more discussion before we hammer tabby, Amrun is obviously ignoring this game for some reason and it's worrisome.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy

[Jake from State Farm]

I was asked if i was soft claiming a result, why on earth would I say yes? why on earth would ANY power role say yes? Saying yes is basically admitting to being a power role and the purpose of a pr is to stay hidden as long as possible. I even cover this in post 860

If I'm soft claiming a result, would I actually admit to it? I would have to just fully out it at that point.

later in that same post I bring this up.

The way I see it is the no Kill is due to one of the following

1. Mafia forgot to nk or possibly nk'd on purpose
2. Mafia hit a bp
3. Doc saved
4. Role blocker blocked the kill attemp

You can't tell which one happened but the RB would obviously think he blocked the kill. The doc would think he saved, and the bp would think he was targeted.

That being said, I'm comfortable in my tabby vote.

If I really need to full claim to get you lynched so be it.

I am 2 shot role blocker, I blocked you last night based on your play that is NOTHING like I have seen either of your heads play as town, based on your weak reason to not vote TNE, and your reluctance to hammer TNE which felt odd. The fact that NK happened makes me feel confortable that my suspicion of you is correct, even if there is no 100% gurantee I actually stopped anything.

The fact that you claimed that you are an ascetic bullet proof and actually tried to imply mafia wanted you dead instead of anyone else, including rank is just too much bs to swallow.

The lack of kill gives us a mislynch and since nobody has really made a compelling argument for anyone else and given my claim to have stopped you from killing, the right play is to lynch you


When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.

[Jake from State Farm]

You were scum reading us in Day 1, but wouldn't care to explain

by the way this is a lie, I absolutely did explain why you were a scum read, in multiple posts. If you felt this was even REMOTELY true though, wouldn't you have been all over me asking for reasons? yes you absolutely would.

Sweet potatoes? I yam impressed!

[Jake from State Farm]

You are essentially a glorified VT, one that is basically investigation immune, un-blockable, un-killable, un-anythingable and you act scummy, you don't even attempt to scum hunt, and have been essentially useless in hopes to strike fear in the heart of scum so they kill you?

Your entire post is trying to put paranoia back into towns mind. Sure rank can be scum, but so can you and if town has to choose between the 2, you lose.

I'm not buying for a minute scum tried to kill you. Your role is essentially no help to town cause you are a ghost basically, which means we have to take your word for it. I have seen nothing from you that fits your role. Even your list read is half-assed.

Make an honest to god case on someone. Show me the ffly that I know and love to hate.

Saw a fantasy football team called the LUCKness monster (p.sure that's a pun)

[Jake from State Farm]

Just out of curiosity, what exactly does this mean? Are you suggesting that scum get to choose between day and night killing, and for some godawful reason would elect to daykill and expose one of their members by doing so?

Because that doesn't sound very smrt.

actually, it's very smart. Scum day killing can't be stopped by a power role and most people would believe a day vig claim since it has just been proven. A cop would probably be less likely to investigate you unless they are REALLY convinced you were a scum killer.

I am on the fense with you BUT I do have issues with your daykill, specifically you didn't shoot the person you were trying to lynch, not to mention the lack of time to get a final list of reads from the person you killed.

Scum choosing a day kill over a night kill is possible but less likely now that it seems we have 2 bullet proof claims.

If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor

[Jake from State Farm]

on second thought forget the 2 BP claims, I am confusing games

What you seize is what you get.

[Jake from State Farm]

I'm almost willing to say fuck it and lynch Armun. This lurking is totally not like her.

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence

[Jake from State Farm]

Yes seriously

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.

[Jake from State Farm]

Look here, I have a certain expectation about how people should play, I'm not going to apologize for it and ill never change my opinion about it even when people criticize me for it. I'm sorry you have irl issues (ill assume you are telling the truth) But in that situation you should have replaced out. You arent an obv town read to me and denying me information by not posting makes it harder to read you.

I don't really care if that makes you believe my claim less because from my pov you aren't playing how a townie should. You say you are caught up but that catch up was incredibly underwhelming. It's fits with my accusation of you before your v/la in that you aren't playing like the amrun I'm used too. All I see is different amrun day 1, no amrun day 2, and underwhelming amrun in the catchup. That pings my scundar. Anyone who has you as obv town (yes that means you pyro) REALLY needs to explain it cause this is NOT town amrun based on my experience.

I feel so strongly about this I'm not putting a pun in my post.

[Jake from State Farm]

I agree, Im voting t.t. based on your claim. The fact that you would stray from what is from your point of view a very likely thing is really scummy. Especially over what is just a lurker vote.

unvote

for now. Im not sure what to do in regards to this.

But I didn't stray. I'm annoyed as fuck cause she's lurking and expressed my frustration. Lurking is 100% scummy and anti-town.


Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall

[Jake from State Farm]

I've played quite a few games with you over multiple accounts.

Im not concerned how people perceive me, I just do what a do and if people have problems with me that's their problem not mine.


The liquor store advertised, 'We De-Liver.'

[Jake from State Farm]

Jake - I get being frustrated. I really do, but amruns not the only lurker right now. And I can't really explain it now, but amrun could post nothing but "I like cheese" for the rest of the game, and she'd still be town.

It looks like games with kyubey will have to wait until tomorrow. Maybe then he'll come out and stop running away.

Show me one example of pro-town play.

I'm Also getting annoyed with my post restriction.


There was a shootout in The Gap. There were many casual-tees

[Jake from State Farm]

I am loathed to make this day last longer than it has to, but can anyone including Jake himself tell me whether he has fakeclaimed as town before?

interesting that you didn't ask if I have fake claimed as scum also...

but anyway, I can't say 100% I have never fake claimed but I don't believe I ever have, the closest I believe is when I hydra'd with dashie in a game and dashie claimed we were 1 shot when instead we were 2 but the role itself was the truth.

ffly head of tabby can tell you that I can't stand lying of any sort and will point to the game that we played together (her and orc as Selkies) - http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 3#p4893423

read the next page also.

I hate gambits and I hate fake claims but this is treading too closely to the truth tells so I will say that I don't think I have ever fake claimed a PR as scum either, I am a terrible liar. On another account I claimed bomb as scum thinking I was clever and town decided to lynch me to test my claim having the next scummiest person hammer me.

I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.

[Jake from State Farm]

there are other games where town has lied and I freaked out, I just can't remember them off hand.

A dentist and manicurist fought tooth and nail.

[Jake from State Farm]

if tabby flips scum I will block kyubey so if I die you know that at least he couldn't make the kill.

if tabby flips town I have no clue who I will block but that post from tabby to me reads more like lynched scum vs lynched town

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

[Jake from State Farm]

Jake, pick somebody more important to verify.

Ill suicide before LYLO if it comes to that. I'm not worth your death, I've been shit all game.

Why would I not verify my next biggest scum read?


Math teachers have lots of problems

[Jake from State Farm]

i'm good with you.

TSP or kthx would be my only 2 options but I feel like confirming you would be better for discussion

I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.

[Jake from State Farm]

You think you blocked us, but you didn't.

this appears to be true, and it also means that there is no guarantee I stopped the kill last night either.

I am ok with a kyubey lynch but tbh I think now that it is essentially confirmed Rank is town, TSP's slot looks pretty bad.

this game is essentially town auto-win assuming there is only 1 scum left.

The concert violinist believed in exercise, consequently, he was fit as a fiddle.

[Jake from State Farm]

nobody died kthx. Also don't you dare lose your vote again or I will demand a policy lynch. I find it odd that on each day we lynch scum, you lose your vote.


A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

[Jake from State Farm]

the people whose alignemnts I am most sure of today are:

Porochaz
Jake
Tammy
Rank


In that order.

is this a joke?

Scarecrows are always garden their patch

[Jake from State Farm]

Plan sounds great but I am out of shots


Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.

[Jake from State Farm]

not sure why we are voting d3, the only 2 people I am interested in today are kyubey or purple.


A butcher was trying so hard to be funny, but he just wasn't making the cut.

[Jake from State Farm]

oh ok

The noisy fireworks display in Tibet caused a temporary Lhasa hearing.

[Jake from State Farm]

I've seen town neighbors before. It's not that odd.

Kyubey gets lynched. Hide behind peace IMO

And we figure it out tomorrow. Btw scum, it really is auto win for town so stop dragging it on. I need to get out of this game already, I hate my post restriction.


Did you hear about the fight at a local Laundromat? A washing machine beat the crap out of a diaper.

[Jake from State Farm]

yeah, let's do this already

vote: kyubey

Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.

[Jake from State Farm]

If you think macho fits with doc, how does a bp make sense with no vig?

Personally I'm skeptical with the hider/ commuter claims. No way both are legit.

This cool movie cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 just came out and the funniest pun is the shrimpanzee.

[Jake from State Farm]

damn forgot we had a busdriver, but he was also asthetic which means a bus driver would not have been able to use his ability on them.

rank is town.

That leaves scum in the group of Pyro/you/poorchaz/kthx but poorchaz is essentially cleared unless scum NK'd and kthx is probably off the table also

tacodile supreme

[Jake from State Farm]

damn forgot we had a busdriver, but he was also asthetic which means a bus driver would not have been able to use his ability on them.

rank is town.

That leaves scum in the group of Pyro/you/poorchaz/kthx but poorchaz is essentially cleared unless scum NK'd and kthx is probably off the table also

tacodile supreme

This is beyond stupid.

gee thanks...

another animal in that new movie, an interesting pun.. Watermelephants

[Jake from State Farm]

except D3 is claiming to be odd night so when kyubey was blocked by me, d3 didn't have a doc ability.

though I would like to hear why he saved me over rank N1

My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it

[Jake from State Farm]

brb - gotta check d3's reaction to the NK on night 1....


The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar.

[Jake from State Farm]

I hefe-a nu prublems veet a tt Lynch. I booy Jeke's Cleeem oofer zeeurs und see-a mure-a mereet tu a Blucked NK thun a sefed NK ergooment. Um de hur de hur de hur.

I feel thet veet zee meessing Keell Lest Neeght, tt vuoold'fe-a croombed beeeng zee Terget {es Jeke-a leeed oooot in hees Croomb pust}. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

can anyone decipher this? I think he is saying that the lack of kill fits with my claim but idk...

Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them.

[Jake from State Farm]

well damn, that just reads that he thinks my block was more accurate than his save.

idk, I feel that the doc/macho exsis together and both are town

Vig and scum BP - also makes sense.

town Commuter and town hider? ehhhhhhhhhhh

The nutritionist broke her speech into bite-sized pieces.

[Jake from State Farm]

Purple, where did d3 claim 2 shot cause I see him specifically claiming odd night.

Why dies town doc/town commuter or town hider make less sense than both commuter/ hider? They don't.

Commuter or hider with doc makes more sense considering some of the other claims. It's like the mod is fucking with us.


I'm gonna think on things and try and analyze stuff this weekend.

If intervening was an olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle.

[Jake from State Farm]

I mean more sense.

[Jake from State Farm]

OH HEEEYYYYY

THIS GAME

we have an asectic? That was TT's fake-claim, no?

Why are you playing dumb? Huge scumtell for you guys

Corn on the kolb

[Jake from State Farm]

They are confirmed town.

So they are acting dumb because?

The star asked the sun why the moon was always up so late. Sun responded that it was just a phase.

[Jake from State Farm]

vote: d3

[Jake from State Farm]

yay and Thank god, I was getting fucking tired of this post restriction

[Jake from State Farm]

I now <3 Hannah hart though

[Jake from State Farm]

never heard of her but after watching her videos, yes she is.

btw, I don't understand why D3 targeted peace? I think had he targeted anyone else he would not have been lynched today

[Jake from State Farm]

I liked the setup Representative Weiner, I just hated my post restriction

[Jake from State Farm]

I also like how I caught tabby because of my gut and just happened to be helped out by the hider thinking I blocked her lol

[Jake from State Farm]

'm not one to speak ill of the soon-to-be-dead, but this shit is ridiculous. There is no reason tne should be Lynched Today. No reason. Hell, Jake essentailly is pushing it as a Policy Lynch {see his Vote and sig about Lynching Town Lurkers}. I remember before my hiatus it was pretty uncommon to Lynch Scum D1, but now it seems to happen every other game and I don't think it's because the Town's ScumHunting abilities have gotten so much better.

/sigh, maybe we'll be able to pull this out...

I need to put those 2 quotes back in my sig. This game proved my point on why you PL day 1. You either catch scum who's lurking like in this case, or you eliminate someone who is not playing towards his wincon and who will ultimatle hurt town by being a distraction.

When you eliminate the distractions, it's much easier to sort through the BS posts to find scum.