New York 196: My Game, My Flavor Mafia (Mafia Win)

[Varsoon]

I HAVEN'T READ ANYTHING.
WHAT'S UP MY N-WORDS?
DON'T WORRY, I'M TOWN
I'VE GOT YOUR BACK.

[Varsoon]

Not yet.
I'm considering just hopping on whatever's popular and seeing where that tides us.

[Varsoon]

I just ate a prod.
Meatworld is too gripping.
Anyway, I'm surprised you think I'm less lynchable than others.
Have they messed up that bad?

[Varsoon]

But why, Dunnstral?
And why make a chart for it?

[Varsoon]

Some people post a lot.
What about the content of those posts don't you like?

[Varsoon]

And so what does that even mean?
Feels like you're just doing busywork here. I don't know.

[Varsoon]

Have you read the actual game or are you going to harp on me over dumb things

I'm glad that when I ask you to generate constructive reasons for why you are scumreading people, all you conjure up is inconclusive rubbish.
It gives me a lot of confidence in your slot when I tell you that you look like you're just doing busywork and your response is abrasive offense rather than actually following through with your listless observations.

VOTE: Dunnstral

Scum found, GG ez.

[Varsoon]

You're going to have to give more more than "That is a bad vote."
When I directly interact with a player and all they can offer is posturing, garbage, and no concrete rationale for their speculation, I get wary. When confronted with this reality, Dunnscum decided to assault me rather than support their cases.

Sorry not sorry. My vote stays. You rubes probably won't vote there because you're too weak.

[Varsoon]

Like, Titus, you have a bad habit of chainsawing your allies.
I don't know if that makes you scum or if you have info I'm not privvy to, but it does bolster my conviction here.

[Varsoon]

@Zach: If you let players hide behind a veneer of trash anti-town play, they'll do it as scum as much as they do it as town--if not moreso.

[Varsoon]

Reverse hydra-slip from Titus.

[Varsoon]

Also I think I'll say Varsoon is mafia rather than engage with his play

Fixed that for you.
It's not surprising that you've gone from reading me as town to wanting me dead and scumreading me the second that I call you out on your absolute trash play. How anyone thinks you're town when all you're doing is posturing and flexing like it is beyond me. Stop trying to direct town actions and start explaining your reads.

Please, get lynched.
VOTE: Dunnstral

[Varsoon]

Get used to being wrong a majority of the time, then?

[Varsoon]

Is Dunnstral still campaigning against me?
It's been 20 pages (which I haven't had the time to read yet--modding Bloodborne is almost a full-time job).

Even taking potshots at my jokes. Harsh stuff.

[Varsoon]

I'll fight you, m8.
Not that it matters, since I swooped in, declared you scum, and you've been bent out of shape for half of the pages of content this game has so far.

[Varsoon]

can we agree to rope almost50

i think he might be a stellar lynch

Tell me why you think so?

[Varsoon]

Hey Varsoon that's prety neat, I'm sure you are scumreading my claimed mason partner as well, right?

Is your claimed mason partner Titus?

[Varsoon]

I'mma be real with you:
Only a few pages out of the 52.
I skipped about 20 of 'em.
You can probably figure out which 20.
I thought
"Oh I can wing it."
I clearly could not wing it.
So back up your truck and explain it to me, man.

[Varsoon]

So when I came in and was like
"Lol so obvious chainsawing"
You claimed masons
with fuckin' Titus
why?


Oh wait are you doing a bit?
I should commit if we're doing a bit.
Uh act like these last lines aren't here so you can jerk me around if we're doing a bit.

[Varsoon]

I

really

need to try a fake masons gambit as scum one day.

[Varsoon]

Because they claimed mason. It's a clusterfuck to get into when you start doubting the legitimacy of said claim, we can get into that another day.

The annoying thing is that I'm pretty much compelled to agree with you.
As little as I like Dunn AND Titus' play, the Mason claim ensures that the weaklings on this site would never lynch them without an equally strong role-claim contesting theirs. It's lame, but people like to play it painfully safe.

[Varsoon]

@Performer: PRs are important, but the site-meta trends to favoring mechanics far heavier than rhetoric, so much so that the rhetoric of the game often becomes superseded by the mechanics. Claiming masons only renders any sort of leverage to the slots because people think the mechanical advantage of (possible) masons is stronger than any rhetoric that could be thrown down. Even if they are lying about being masons, the fear that we'd lose such a mechanical advantage keeps players from voting there, even when the claimed masons are bringing garbage to the table, rhetorically.

Ultimately, it's weak play. Players should be judged first and foremost for what they bring to the table for town. Dunnstral and Titus have given this town nothing. The Masons claim was awkward and only came out after I suggested it, making me feel as though it was conjured after-the-fact rather than a genuine truth of the game.

If you allow players leverage based solely on the claimed mechanical efficiency of their roles, you will lose any well-built setup.

That isn't to say that mechanical efficiency allowing a player rhetorical leverage has no place in Mafia. If a player can prove their role, or if their claim holds up under rhetorical scrutiny, then, sure, it's all gravy. Even then, a well balanced setup punishes players for claiming outright and rewards players for playing smart with their roles.

I think we should lynch Dunnstral today. If Dunnstral flips as a Mason, we'll know Titus is cleared, which, sure, will inform the nightkill, but it gives us a confirmed town to work with unless scum want to waste a shot killing off already-useless-so-far Titus. On the flip side, if Dunnstral flips anything but Mason, we hit a jackpot.

Think of it this way. We're playing poker. Dunnstral and Titus just went all in on the first hand. Are you going to fold, or will you meet their gambit and call?
I, for one, am a gambling man. I know what I've got up my sleeves, and I'm confident they're bluffing.

[Varsoon]

For all the hype leading up to it, Dunnstral's "case" on Varsoon was utterly shit.

Yeah, so let's lynch Dunnstral so we can be done with this day.

[Varsoon]

Well, no one, but that's because we haven't counter-claimed masons yet.

[Varsoon]

I actually think we could get a Dunnstral Wagon to lynch if we campaigned hard enough, though.
For real, for real.

[Varsoon]

...going to read Varsoon's wall.

Oh, please, if that's a wall, then I've built some truly monumental towers in my day.

[Varsoon]

Well, no one, but that's because we haven't counter-claimed masons yet.

I think we can't sidestep this any further, mason buddy.

I was REALLY hoping we wouldn't have to out like this.
I crumbed it in my first post, too. :/

[Varsoon]

I HAVEN'T READ ANYTHING.
WHAT'S UP MY N-WORDS?
DON'T WORRY, I'M TOWN
I'VE GOT YOUR BACK.

I've got your 'back' is the clue to look at things from back to front.
What's up my N-words is actually referencing Mason, because if read from back to front, it's Nosam.
Furthermore, in my last game as a Mason (Cohen Brothers Mafia), I was not town despite being in a Masonry.
That's why I said "Don't worry, I'm town" here.

Why would I make such a post without reading anything?
What point does it serve?
Purely role-crumbing.

[Varsoon]

Lay the vote, then, Lapsa.
VOTE: Dunnstral

[Varsoon]

When I find scum, I'll tunnel 'em. Fuck me, right?

Also, this implosion guy is exactly the kind of rube that Titus and Dunnstral are playing like a fiddle.

-The odds of it being a scum gambit are so horrifically low. The risk/reward of claiming masons on d1 as scum is absolutely terrible.

So, are you going to let every scum who takes a high-risk, barely-ever-seen gambit fool you? Way to play right into their hand. You're exactly the kind of player I'd love to play against as scum.

-They are outed as power roles; they are, therefore, likely to be killed at night, meaning we don't have to try to sort them at all.

Not at all. If town, the nature of their claimed roles (Masons) informs the nightkill by letting the scum team know that they are not the powerful night action PRs (such as cop, doc, etc.) and so their chances of being killed are VERY low, especially because their play isn't helping town at all. Stack that on top of the fact that there is already seeded doubt about their roles and they've got a clear check to cash all the way to the LYLO line. This plays heavily into their favor as scum. We have to lynch them now or, otherwise, we'll never know outside of a cop clear or vig kill.

-If by some miracle they are scum, they will keep surviving nights and they will become more and more likely scum candidates as the days go by, allowing us much more confidence in sorting them later

It's no miracle, first of all.
Second off, no. You'll just continue to conf-bias them as Masons and lose for it.

-If we lynch other scum in that time, then the more scum we lynch, the more unlikely the masons are to be lying, making it easier to sort them later

If they are both scum, our chances of hitting scum with a lynch plummet significantly. Also, this logic is flawed, because other scum being lynched does not make their claim more or less valid at all.

-At massclaim, if there is a huge abundance of power being claimed, they also become easier to sort then

You're assuming a massclaim will happen AND you're assuming that you can outguess the setup/mod. Garbage.

I'd like to note that by

far

the most important of these points is the first; the rest are just supplementary to it. There are so many reasons that claiming masons on day one has astronomically higher risk than reward for scum.

Yes, which makes it an effective gambit.
I just counter-claimed masons.
So who is scum, dickhole?
You only get to be wrong once.

[Varsoon]

it's literally like before you've read the words in my post, you assume that what i've written is scum motivated and then apply that to what i've written

zach if you are town for fuck's sake have some intellectual honesty and try to fucking understand the points i'm making

I've just read your words and assessed that they're wrong.
Thanks for doubtcasting though, because insisting on a narrative where a player is scum-biasing you out the gate does wonders for town-posturing.
:3

I actually do think you're town, though, implosion.

[Varsoon]

So, are you going to let every scum who takes a high-risk, barely-ever-seen gambit fool you? Way to play right into their hand. You're exactly the kind of player I'd love to play against as scum.

as i have explained 6-7 times in the past page.
If we lynch them on day four
they haven't fooled us!
they just delayed their lynches
and we don't care about that
because dead scum is dead scum.

Show me another game where you lynched claimed masons, please.

[Varsoon]

T'was a ruse, Dunny.

[Varsoon]

They're not actually claiming masons guys, don't be dumb

Oh man it's like you're doing the exact same thing I did where I was like "Guys Dunnstral and Titus aren't actually claiming masons, don't be dumb."

How does it feel to be on the other end of the shit?

More Dunnstral votes please.

[Varsoon]

lol right here you rube

ok Zach mafia with either Shannon or Transcend

OK, who is NOT mafia in this game? Cuz you've voted or pointed the FoS on almost everything that moves thus far.

Alright let me break this one down for you

[Titus, Lapsa]
[Boem_u_dusi, implosion, Wake88]
[Nosferatu, Performer, Varsoon, Mirhawk]
[Airick10, Agar, podoboq, PeregrineV, shannon]
[Transcend, Almost50]
[Zachstralkita, Sickofit1138]

[Varsoon]

Like I'm dead tonight anyway

No, you're lynched today.

[Varsoon]

I'm a macho mason.

[Varsoon]

So, about those Dunnstral votes...

[Varsoon]

Is there a button you can use to hide all of a player's posts?

[Varsoon]

Varsoon and Zach are fakeclaiming masons

If they come back and admit that, I'll fucking reevaluate, but until then, I'm going to take their claim at face value.

I'm not lying. Zach and I are masons.
Dunnstral and Titus are fake-claiming masons and Dunnstral is trying to lie and say that I'm fake-claiming as a mason because we caught them.

Nah I retract, sorry Varsoon I think they might actually be masons so I made a judgement call.

Dude, this is the worst kind of reaction test that you could try out.
Now no one will believe the truth (that we are masons) because you wanted to bait reactions by retreating the claim.
What'd you even get out of that?
Gah, I wish we had daychat

[Varsoon]

@Podoboq: Because Dunnstral can't keep their narrative straight.

[Varsoon]

@Zach: BECAUSE IT'S DUMB AND UNDERMINES THE WHOLE POINT OF COUNTERCLAIMING IN THE FIRST PLACE

[Varsoon]

Like, Dunnstral and Titus claim Masons when I am a Mason
I tried to expose Dunnstral as scum.
Dunnstral plays the most obv-scum game in response.
No one votes Dunnstral.
Yeah I'm gonna claim and let town see where I'm coming from.
Going back on that as a reaction test just weakens that push to lynch Dunnscum, which is practically confirmed from my PoV

[Varsoon]

VOTE: Dunnstral

¡LET'S TANGO!

[Varsoon]

So you are masons then?

Yeah.
Ultimately, it comes down to who you're gonna trust:
A pair who claimed masons under pressure
or
A dude who counterclaimed masons when it was clear that the claimed mason wasn't going to be lynched otherwise

What's it gonna be?

[Varsoon]

Titus, you're doing that thing you do as scum where you try to tie an opponent down to another player everyone thinks is scum.

Correlation does not imply causation.

@Dunnstral: Isn't the fact you are familiar with the wiki for Masons imply that you're there a lot?

[Varsoon]

Man, I was about to fashion this defense for my partner arguing that first time players of a role often check the wiki to see suggested strategies and linked games with notable uses of the role.

Then I realized that Dunnstral could just say that's why he's been on the wiki so much.

[Varsoon]

Oh did I not say it?

Day talk

We aren't masons. I fake claimed to save Dunn because he is frankly obvtown but crappy and needs to learn to play with others.

I don't regret it.

Now if there wasn't a double fucking standard regarding claims, I would be dead N1, scum would be lynched and ALL would be sorted.

Yet this group cannot do shit.

OOOOOH WHAM
BAM
THANK YOU MA'AAAAAM

[Varsoon]

Also I was going to propose a way to prove you have daychat through use of a code, although that wouldn't prove you as masons, just as daychatters. :3
See, what you do is:
Post the solution for the codex in the daychat.
Then one player writes entirely in code for a short sentence in the thread.
If the other player can't immediately decipher it publicly, then they don't have daychat.

[Varsoon]

Wake, you're going to shoot Dunnstral four times?
Insane.

[Varsoon]

Dunn I am never reclaiming. This has gone on long enough. We know they are lying to but they will keep up their bullshit claim just to lynch you.

I'm bubbling with delightedness.
And questions!

How did you know Dunnstral would go along with the claim/why did you go along with it?
Do you have a role connection that allowed that leverage/bond so that it wasn't such a test-of-faith?
What do you think of Dunnstral?
Etc
etc

[Varsoon]

To be fair, Titus, I did set you up for all'a dat.
Although this does bring me back to why you were chainsawing Dunnstral in the first place.

[Varsoon]

That was like 30 pages of catchup I had to do and it was all for a failed Titus wagon that sputtered out when she claims VT?
Wat?

C'mon, you lamers.
You have two players who have admitted to lying about being masons and you're giving them both passes for it? Why?
Also, since I don't get to post enough of 'em in my Bloodborne game:

[Varsoon]

VOTE: Titus
If only because absolutely no one has any love for my Dunnstral wagon.
Fuck like
You morons, I CALLED OUT SOMEONE FAKE-CLAIMING MASONS, CAUGHT THEM, AND EXPOSED HOW ANTI-TOWN THEY WERE AND YOU'RE STILL TOWNREADING THEM!?!

We've already lost before we've begun.

[Varsoon]

So you think AGar, Vedith, and Lapsa are scum?
Why?

[Varsoon]

I'm actually with AGar on this one.

Outside of Titus/Dunnstral? My reads are shit, mate. I've not been focusing on things outside of Titus/Dunnstral.
I think it's bothersome how much resistance there is to getting any wagon beyond six votes in this game, though.
Even players who look absolutely scummy (Dunnstral, Titus, Vedith, Sickofit) just have wagons that get stalled out.
The amount of vote-hoping and vote-holding that's happening bothers me.
We're 100 pages in. We shouldn't have six minor 1-or-2 vote wagons.
We need to consolidate and focus.

[Varsoon]

I'm just going to stay in park.
I'm hungry.
Who wants to buy me a pizza?

[Varsoon]

I'm here but not really.
Also
Vedith scum flip is best flip.
Let's find Vedith buddies.

[Varsoon]

I'm here but not really.

That won't cut it any more.

You're also in my lynchpool.

Varsoon's constant lack of presence and engagement has me wondering.

Yeah it's fucked almost like I'm hardly posting anywhere on the whole site and like I delayed my own modded game's night phase 48 hours and like I've been on V/LA up to this point.
Almost like I'm real busy in the real world doing stuff.

Take my word for it, I'm town.
OR don't take my word for it, whatever.

[Varsoon]

Sits and waits for Varsoon.

...for what, exactly?

I've got no leads besides still kinda wanting a lynch on Titus.
Dunny can be fine for now.
Oh, also, I can confirm one player as town, by the way, but only after a certain condition is met.
I don't know if that helps.

[Varsoon]

Well, technically two conditions.
Condition 1 will stay a mystery for now.
Condition 2 is that I die, because then my role tells you that they're confirmed.

[Varsoon]

I let you have that one, GiF.
You're always above me, always have been, always will.
Or perhaps that's why we're never in games together anymore;
You're afraid I'll topple you from your throne.
More like GuiltyInFreezer.

[Varsoon]

Performer (4): Zachstralkita, Titus, AGar, Dunnstral

Wow such an exciting wagon that I never want to be a part of ever

[Varsoon]

Oh.
Why?
I don't think I've done shit this game to prove I'm town.

[Varsoon]

Oh.
What are the things I do as scum?
I used to be more analytical and seriously engaged as scum. Effort became a scumtell in someways.
Then I tried to shift to just kinda off-the-cuff MetalSonic sorts of play
And that was okay but
I think nowadays I just do what feels right.

[Varsoon]

Wake:

I actually haven't seen anything so egregious that it's pinged me hard enough to sink my teeth in. There are people that I feel are town, but I'm not certain on. There are a lot of players I think could be scum, but there's really nothing to 'hook' and go full ham on like I usually do. I tend to try to suss shit out like that, but, uggggh.

I mean, I really don't like Titus this game, but I also am kind of worried I could just be wrong.

[Varsoon]

I felt like counter-claiming masons to call out the obviously-false mason gambit was the right play to make and would generate worthwhile content and reads for me, but it really didn't get me anywhere.

[Varsoon]

Gotta be, it's tangling up my play, y'know? Got me playing like a scrub.

Wake, I'm sure you posted a bulleted list two pages ago that I neglected to read, but what are your thoughts on the game?

[Varsoon]

Why are you billing it as "mirhawk v Performer"?
Neither is voting the other.

[Varsoon]

Why are you billing it as "mirhawk v Performer"?
Neither is voting the other.

They're both scum. That's why. Second, billing it is a really pejorative way of stating the obvious Varsoon.

We have two wholly town wagons that cannot agree with Wake Varsoon and podog desperately trying to sell a Titus wagon again.

It's deja vu.

No, I want to know why Titus thinks these people are scum and why she's willing to shell out a townread on all players sitting on either wagon as an appeasement to keep them from hopping on her.

[Varsoon]

@Beeboy, Why is Varsoon townie? Wake at least put some selective meat onto his tunnel.

He wouldn't do that janky counter claim stuff as scum.
You can keep trying to scum hunt him if you want I am just going to skim over it.

Where are you conjuring your scummeta of me from, Beeboy?

[Varsoon]

I am not using scum meta. I think that is a stupid move to do as scum and I don't think you are a stupid player.

Would you make a completely uncalculated risk as scum?

Hohboy.
Please never figure out how I got this title, kthx
I wanna snow you with some absolutely filthy bad gambit one day, beefboy.

[Varsoon]

Hey, look, Boem, you're probably right.
VOTE: Boem

[Varsoon]

Wait I meant
VOTE: Mirhawk

[Varsoon]

For some reason I thought voting you would vote the person you were voting man I need to go to sleep like right now.

[Varsoon]

Is it, though?

[Varsoon]

[Varsoon]

VOTE: implosion
I'm already sold on sheeping Boem.

[Varsoon]

I don't know how to satisfy you, Wake, so, here, I slowed down a bit:



...get it? Geeeet it?
It's a comedic bit, done in a slower way.
Haha.

[Varsoon]

Not liking how Varsoon went from Boem immediately to Mirhawk and then Implosion. With his vote both major wagons are at 5 votes each.

I voted Boem by accident, yo.
I meant to vote for his target/sheep him on Mirhawk, because he was making good points about Mirhawk and I want us to consolidate on a wagon.

[Varsoon]

Podopopo wagon is poopoo.
I will not support it.

[Varsoon]

Varsoon, join my Townbloc please.

Eh, there's one way you can prove you're absolutely without a doubt town to me.
It involves last night's actions, btw.

[Varsoon]

Actually, as far as I can understand, I can confirm two other players as town, but it would take those other players to be willing to out themselves, which, as far as I understand this setup, may not be the best idea.

I believe the vig claim, though. At the very least I have very good reason to believe the claimed extra kill is actually an extra kill.

So, really, before anyone gets lynched, they really need to claim, because I could legitimately just say, "No, that guy is actually town."

P-EDIT:
@Zach: Either because they are actual partners OR because Titus was gambitting to win town favor by protecting a player she knew was town and likely to be wagoned early/weak. As scum, it's a popular tactic to chainsaw the village idiot.

[Varsoon]

No. I'm not going to elaborate. The people I can confirm should know who they are. Especially one of them.

[Varsoon]

If you lynch someone before they claim in this game, you're an idiot.
I literally have the ability to confirm two different players as town based on their claims.

[Varsoon]

No but seriously, I'm not really sure I trust someone who was convinced counter-fake-claiming masons was a good idea as to whether or not they actually know if their role can confirm a player as town or not indefinitely, because I generally think you're an idiot right now.

Then lose the fucking game, you proud dunce.

[Varsoon]

I'm not going to elaborate on it, Mirhawk. Doing so leads the scum kill in a way that could fuck it all up.
But whatever.

[Varsoon]

I don't want to lynch people I might be able to confirm as town.

[Varsoon]

Yes.
Unless they already did and I missed it?

[Varsoon]

I don't think she'll outguess me.
I said what I did knowing that scum would probably have time to figure it out.
That's also why I've held onto what I have.

[Varsoon]

Okay, Mirhawk, let's say that your role tells you info that essentially says
"In this game, a town player is XXXX role."
You'd care about claims way more, right?

[Varsoon]

Oh if they're scummy and don't get saved by the claim, we lynch them dude.

[Varsoon]

[Varsoon]

We need to end the day so I can stop getting prods!

[Varsoon]

If you havin' role problems, I feel bad for you son
He's got 99 posts but a claim ain't one

[Varsoon]

I'm not scumreading Boem

[Varsoon]

I'm not scumreading Boem

If you would, I'd like to understand why.

I liked his reasoning on some of the earlier scumreads of his like Implosion or whatever.
That's why I sheeped him.

[Varsoon]

I can confirm that Mirhawk is a doctor.

[Varsoon]

I smell a rat.

Lynch either Dunnstral or Titus.

VOTE: Titus

Can we just end this?

[Varsoon]

I am a backup Nurse.
I know there is a Nurse and a Doctor in the game.
I had thought my role told me they were a

town

nurse and doctor, but it turns out that they could be any alignment.
At the very least, I can confirm their claim, which is likely to be town, imo.

[Varsoon]

Not lying.

My first post.

[Varsoon]

I HAVEN'T READ ANYTHING.
WHAT'S UP MY N-WORDS?
DON'T WORRY, I'M TOWN
I'VE GOT YOUR BACK.

Consider the crumbs now that you know I'm a back-up Nurse.

[Varsoon]

Varsoon, what was the role called in your pm?

Town Backup Nurse.
Since my role says it will change to Town Nurse with a Nurse dies, I assumed the Nurse was town.

[Varsoon]

Yeah, Wake, s'why I brought more attention to it when faking masons.
It works though, doesn't it?


Also, yes, it literally says BACKUP NURSE and not BACKUP DOCTOR.


And I imagine that if the Nurse becomes the Doctor, they are no longer the Nurse, which means I don't become the Doctor when they die, if that makes sense.

I am simply a backup for the backup.

[Varsoon]

Varsoon, you want to lynch Wake or podog?

Hhaahahaha no.

Yeah, Wake, s'why I brought more attention to it when faking masons.
It works though, doesn't it?


Also, yes, it literally says BACKUP NURSE and not BACKUP DOCTOR.


And I imagine that if the Nurse becomes the Doctor, they are no longer the Nurse, which means I don't become the Doctor when they die, if that makes sense.

I am simply a backup for the backup.

Wait, so there seem to be some questions about your role. I suggest you PM the mod and get back to us when you have answers.

1) Please clarify. Is Varsoon a backup NURSE, not a backup DOCTOR?
2) If a Doctor dies, and the Nurse replaces that Doctor, is the Backup Nurse still able to upgrade into anything in the future?

1. I am a backup NURSE.
2. I only replace a NURSE when they die. Based on the wording of my role, if a NURSE becomes a DOCTOR, then when they die, I will not back them up.
I'll ask the mod, I guess?

[Varsoon]

Varsoon, this is crazy.

I need you to weigh in on this.

On what?
Titus is scum.
VOTE: Titus

[Varsoon]

Because Titus is scum.
Also because fake-masons gambit with someone they don't even have a PT with.


Mod says if the Nurse becomes a Doctor and they die, I get to become a Doctor.
So I'm not totally useless as far as mechanics go.

[Varsoon]

Titus says that her wagon is scum fueled when it's me pushing it.
okay.jpg

[Varsoon]

Wait what is this about gundams?

[Varsoon]

TELL ME ABOUT THE GUNDAMS, TITUS.

[Varsoon]

Oh, I'm a nurse now, by the way.

[Varsoon]

Doctor died.
Previous Nurse stepped up to being a Doctor.
I stepped up to being a Nurse.

[Varsoon]

Right when PeregrineV was lynched and the thread was locked, I was told, by the mod, that my role had been changed to Town Nurse.
So it is what it is.

[Varsoon]

A50, the fact that you're alive makes it harder for me to believe your claim.

I want to know who Varsoon protected

Yo a JK doesn't really make sense with a doctor and a backup nurse in this setup. What the fuck?

No one? I'm not a doctor yet.

I also do not know why A50 thinks I am Bulletproof.
I am not Bulletproof.
I am just a Backup Nurse. And now I'm a Nurse.

[Varsoon]

Unless Dunnstral is the SK and has been shooting town on the regular.

[Varsoon]

Touche.
Tooooouche.

[Varsoon]

Why Airick?

[Varsoon]

Well what now

[Varsoon]

...you don't 'nurse' people.
You doctor people.
Nurse is just a backup doctor.

[Varsoon]

Nurse doesn't have a night action.

[Varsoon]

I don't think you understand?
Peregrine was a Doctor.
Some other player was a Nurse, which become a doctor when a Doctor dies.
I am a backup Nurse, which becomes a Nurse when a Nurse either dies or become a doctor.

Peregrine was lynched and flipped doctor.
I was then made a Nurse, because the Nurse player became a Doctor.

I forget who claimed odd-night (or was it even-night?) doctor, but they should fall under some scrutiny here.

[Varsoon]

I'm totes cool with a zach lynch.

[Varsoon]

VOTE: Zach Sach

[Varsoon]

Zach was on both vedith and airick though

Scum never bus ever amirite

[Varsoon]

fuck it man
VOTE: Agar

[Varsoon]

Hahahah
Cop is such a trash role.

[Varsoon]

VOTE: Goldman Zachs
VOTE: Ballzach
VOTE: Zach Hill
VOTE: Exzacktly as expected
VOTE: Zakk
VOTE: Zach

[Varsoon]

Jesus fucking christ.
I couldn't have crumbed Nurse on my first post D1 if your suggestion is correct, because you're speculating I rolecoped implosion.

I say we don't shoot me because that's stupid.

[Varsoon]

Maybe you got N0 check? Anyway, who are your top suspects Varsoon?

Because there was time on N0 for me to make the check, too. Also, the mod would probably have to publicly announce that N0 action submission is a thing because this is a normal setup. But yes...

I'm probably tinfoiling at this point.

[Varsoon]

<3
But srsly lets lynch people and win

[Varsoon]

VOTE: Zach

Whatever.
Done.

[Varsoon]

VOTE: Boem

Ayyy get lynched.

[Varsoon]

[Varsoon]

Sick of Boem's balding face all game,
like shave the head or give up on life, fam.

[Varsoon]

Dude I haven't been reading anything.
I guess I'll go back and see.
And nah it's no blitz or anything, I just wanted to hammer a dude and be like
BRRRAP BRAAAP PEW PEW

[Varsoon]

Oh yeah that was the spoiled one where you madea case on Boem.
Yes, that's kinda why I hammered.
I was like
"Well that sounds good and the dude is at L-1 and I'm voting an apparent innocent or something?"

[Varsoon]

[Varsoon]

Shrugs and hugs
I figured it was A50, but ayy, what're ya gonna do?

I think I played my role right, though.