Scummer of Love Invitational: Day 4 - The day the music died

[UberNinja]

OMGUS!

Vote: chamber

Where's Patrick? I just realized he was not in this game...

[UberNinja]

WOOOOOOOOO!

One problem: I don't really want to lynch any of you.

Scared to throw out a random vote, buddy?

Unvote; Vote: ChannelDelibird

[UberNinja]

lol, I miss you and your British humor.

[UberNinja]

Vote UberNinja

Needs more uberninja lynch.

I know you are always town, but turn down the scummyness a notch for a second and lynch UN.

'sup, chamber?

You know something about my role that I don't?

[UberNinja]

Policy lynch.

Based on?

Policy lynch.

Or the voting for a null to town tell and not making it clear if its a serious vote or not (mine is).

It was RVS bro

[UberNinja]

Alright, good luck with that.

[UberNinja]

Haven't played enough with UN to feel comfortable jumping on for a policy lynch.

See here. Maestro was Doc. UN was IC. Maestro hadn't claimed.

Hey now. That's not an accurate representation of my skill or my style of play. Sure, I will do weird and stupid shit sometimes but that's not even close to being representative of how I play overall.

I advise you to check out Open 398 where I replaced in and turned the game around and lynched 2 scum singlehandedly, Open 408 where I replaced in lynched two scum and called the 3rd on Day 3 but the mod ended the game because he'd been confirmed town by a mod error, Newbie 1249 where I called both scum by page 5, Open 426 where I did similarly to Open 426 and replaced in and called two scum Day 1, and got the third on Day 3. In each of those games I basically led the town, and we did smashingly.

[UberNinja]

On the other hand, I've had some off games too.

But to be frank, most of those involve Tierce, and it's either her and me bickering or me doing stupid shit to upset her.
And obviously she's not here, so my forecast predicts a 0% chance of fallout between me and Tierce in this game.

Carry on as normal.

[UberNinja]

/in for CDB's game

[UberNinja]

I think everyone has some massive crush wins they led at this point in their mafia careers. Moot point.

Why are you still voting RVS? Why make two RVS votes? What do you think of pacman-axxle exchange? Are scum policy lynching you or is this town led?

My vote is still serious. You arent scumhunting and I think half the game is already voting seriously.

Probably town-led, but I wouldn't be surprised if BBmolla was scum. He's never wanted to policy lynch me before, but now that others do, he seems quite willing.

Pacman-Axxle is null.

And it's not a moot point. At least 70% of my recent town wins have been crushing victories led by me.

[UberNinja]

Chamber is probably town. I dunno if he'd try to policy lynch UN if they were scumbuddies

What if I'm town and he's scum?

[UberNinja]

Do you actually think I'm worth policy lynching, BBmolla?

[UberNinja]

Yes. You continuously disappoint me.

You're more interested in lynching someone disappointing than scum?

Or do you think I'm scum?

[UberNinja]

unvote

vote:Gamma

While I agree with you about BBMolla and Chamber, I feel like a Gammavote here is a bad idea.

Why is a single vote a bad idea?

[UberNinja]

:shrug: Okay.

Not sure how no one else sees Gamma being scum here. His post in #60 gives me really bad scum vibes. It reminds me of how he acted in F2F as scum.

I couldn't read Gamma in F2F for shit. I seem to remember him tricking the pants off me on at least one occasion.

What about 60 is scummy?

[UberNinja]

Btw, get your votes the

fuck

off me, people.

[UberNinja]

VOTE: UberNina

I never policy lynch Katsuki, the fuck slander is this.

Now UN

THERES a good policy lynch

Pfffff! You're just scared because I'm one of the only people who can read you as scum!

FoS Fate

I'm getting a Bad Feeling (TM) from Brandi. I don't know. It's not necessarily scummy.

However, I see what she means about Gamma's joking manner. It's good enough for me.

VOTE: Gamma

I think I see where you guys are going with the UN policy lynch, I'm just not feeling it.

Btw, get your votes the

fuck

off me, people.

and... there we go.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Uberninja

Uhhhhh

Vote: Axxle

[UberNinja]

Ok we could lynch MoS too. UN drops to third.

You

are

joking, right...




...right?

[UberNinja]

Utility worthy?

Listen to yourself, Tyrion.

[UberNinja]

What's scummy about each of the people you mentioned?

[UberNinja]

I promise not to be an asshat this game. Don't lynch me, for srs. Stop being dumb you guys.

[UberNinja]

Seriously, I am really sad. I was so excited to play this game! Don't lynch me just because. I promise I will be awesome.

[UberNinja]

I do not have a scum PM.

[UberNinja]

Also I wouldn't WANT to be scum in this game. It would fucking suck to be scum in this game.

[UberNinja]

CDB I'm not lying to you man.

[UberNinja]

VOTE: Axxle

Was this vote random Elmo?

[UberNinja]

Vote:Axxle

cause I never met him. Bummer time.

You scum this game Panzer? Answer me honestly or you know what happens.

[UberNinja]

Have no clue what you mean by the other part of this, but im a well known extreme anti-RVS player. It needs to die ASAP in every game.

I'm the same way. So, did my plan work?

[UberNinja]

Glork is town.

All town members recieved:

"Gamma accidentally flipped his card. Only town members saw it strangely enough. He is Singer's Pool, and is confirmed to be town."

You're scum Brandi.

Why is Glork town? Why is Brandi scum?

[UberNinja]

What about 60 is scummy?

buddying up to bbmolla;
offering "town points" as if it means something
feels like a an attempt to seem relevant when he's really saying nothing.
(not to mention the post he's giving +town points to is not in any way townie.)
Plus I don't trust Gamma as far as I can throw him and despite the fact that he's a really skinny dude I'm an even skinnier chick so;

I thought about this post again and I agree with you.

But don't you think that's digging a little deep for page 3?
Everyone is being a little carefree at the moment.

[UberNinja]

It was observations.
I'm not entirely familiar with forumGamma either.
No I don't think I'm digging deep for page 3. You can get a lot of reads really early on imo;

I agree with you, I just wanted to see what you'd say.

[UberNinja]

@UN - So your arugement now is you were intentionally scummy to end RVS?

It is neither an argument nor an excuse. I'm saying that I don't like RVS and I like to try to end it early by accusing people of legitimate things, like I accused CDB very early on. People were making serious votes before page 1 was even over. I call that a success.

If a wagon on me is the result, big fucking deal. As long as I'm not lynched for some stupid shit like "oh he yelled and made bad choices in some other game lets lynch him here herpaderp" then I don't give a rats ass.

Some questions for you though:

In post 48, you say your vote on me is "still serious" which means it was serious when you voted me in post 24. But you still give reasons for your vote in the latter post, post 48:

My vote is still serious. You arent scumhunting and I think half the game is already voting seriously.

So... let me guess... your reasons for voting me in 48 were the same as they were in 24... right? Uhhhh, how about "fuck no".

And... not scumhunting? It's page fucking 2, and what do you call post 10 where I was reaction tested CDB?

And... "half the game is voting seriously"? Seriously? Aside from that being a lie (two, possibly three of the votes that existed by that point were even

possibly

non-random), how about this: the other half hadn't even fucking shown up yet.

Not to mention you completely brushed aside my very good response of "Really? I'm only an idiot? Let me show you places I'm not an idiot. Check here and here and here and here and here..." with:

I think everyone has some massive crush wins they led at this point in their mafia careers. Moot point.

In other words "Meh, those don't count. I want to focus on the one instance BBmolla brought up instead. My vote's good."

Fuck that shit.

[UberNinja]

Is it just me or is axxle actually scum.

What made you think he was scum at this point?

[UberNinja]

I thought at the first chance of another wagon he would join and try to shake you guys off. He only did the latter, but that was good enough for me.

If that was your scum prediction what was your town prediction?

He'd continue ignoring the wagon, maybe telling us how great of a player he is again while not playing the game.

Kind of hard to ignore a L-1 wagon on page 3 dude. And you expect me as town to not play the game?

Uhhhh.... if you're town...

at all

... then

what the fuck are you thinking?

[UberNinja]

I'm getting a Bad Feeling (TM) from Brandi. I don't know. It's not necessarily scummy.

However, I see what she means about Gamma's joking manner. It's good enough for me.

VOTE: Gamma

I think I see where you guys are going with the UN policy lynch, I'm just not feeling it.

What the fuck is this shit.

This goes after UN goes.

VOTE: UN

o.O?

Scumclaim.

I am also disappointed that we've yet to get a song and dance from CDB.

UN's #99 then #103 strike me as odd.

My heart starting to feel less and less bad about this wagon.

Hey Katsuki, I know you're really paranoid and all, from those last 5 games I played at SoL where I won every time, but c'mon you've gotta give me more than this. I can only tell your alignment in F2F mafia when you laugh, or when you start yelling at someone.

I need to see something other than lurking and fluff posting this game bro.

[UberNinja]

If MoS's playstyle on forum is like his playstyle IRL then he's probtown since he isn't interested in the game at all.

UN's starting to play this game very townlike to me since I voted so

Unvote

Rereading to see if I can get more reads on people.

I am not asking questions to look pro-town so people will unvote me... they will unvote me of their own accord when they realize that by voting me they are embarrassing themselves. In fact, I feel embarrassed

for

them.

No, I am asking questions because I want people to answer them. And "people," in this case, is you.

[UberNinja]

Forgot to

Unvote; Vote: LlamaFluff

in my last post, for blatant misrepping and lying.

Follow me, boys and girls.

This

is the cool kids wagon.

[UberNinja]

Axxle if you're town give me one good reason why I shouldn't hammer.

Also take him off L-1 dammit we are 8 pages into the game and he just got a Quizzle card.

[UberNinja]

for blatant misrepping and lying.

Provide one instance of either.

Perhaps you didn't read my post about LlamaFluff. Try that first.

[UberNinja]

are you afraid of him being at L-1?
surely the players here are smart enough not to quickhammer, and he can claim his information fine whether at L-8 or L-1.

I guess I'm not the one to caution about quickhammers.

Gonna re-read to see if he's actually scum or if this is just another opportunistic wagon.

[UberNinja]

Vote: Gamma

He's posted a decent number of times, but I don't see any content from it other than a lukewarm defense of a UN policy lynch.

And what do you call this?

I think I see where you guys are going with the UN policy lynch, I'm just not feeling it.

[UberNinja]

Actually, reading over his ISO even more... yeah. I am threatening to hammer. I trust this.

Claim, Axxle.

[UberNinja]

Axxle if you're town give me one good reason why I shouldn't hammer.

Also take him off L-1 dammit we are 8 pages into the game and he just got a Quizzle card.

You are threatening a hammer, while at the same time asking people to get off his wagon because of :gamemechanic: ??

Major FoS: UberNinja

Yes. Now stop being dumb and trying to make me look bad for reasons that are obviously shit.

[UberNinja]

NEWSFLASH: UberNinja still scum. More plus sports at 10.

No.

[UberNinja]

Deleted due to doublepost

[UberNinja]

Oops. Mod, can you delete or blank the above post plz?

Don't want to hammer my scumbuddy d1, gonna delay this lynch by posting nothing of worth.

This is exactly the cheeky kind of post I'd expect BBMolla to make if he actullay were scum with axxle

Yep.

I thought the opposite on first read but actually you may well have a point, chamber.

???

[UberNinja]

@ chamber: When you said you wanted me to prove one instance of LlamaFluff doing either misrepping or lying, and I pointed you to my past posts which did both, what was your reaction to that? You seem to have ignored it.

[UberNinja]

Nobody understands me. Waahhhh

In other news, Axxle shouldn't be lynched today. LlamaFluff should.

[UberNinja]

UN, what has Llama done since this:

Actually, reading over his ISO even more... yeah. I am threatening to hammer. I trust this.

Claim, Axxle.

That's changed your opinion?

Nothing, obviously. He's still a scummy mofo.

What

you

have done, on the other hand...

[UberNinja]

What..

I don't get thie axxle wagon

unvote

Try the Llama one, it's juicy and delicious.

I'm with Panzer here, lynch UN.

Panzer said nothing about lynching me.

Now stop being dumb and trying to make me look bad for reasons that are obviously shit.

You're the one undermining your own threat by asking someone to unvote, I'm pointing out your cognitive dissonance, and you want to call

me

dumb? I'd rather not get into a pointless and distracting side argument, because it's not going to help anybody find scum, but seriously, get your head on straight.

My head is on straight, as usual. Maybe you need to learn to read me Mr. Paragon. Or maybe I'll just break it down for you because you can't seem to grasp the basics. When things don't make immediate sense, you can often tell who's scum or town by who reacts to it strangely. Axxle reacted in a certain way which means that he's not today's lynch even if he's scum.

And as for why anyone would possibly not want to lynch scum the moment they find it, I suppose I'll have to explain that one to you too. It's so smart people have more of a chance to gather associative tells on everyone else, including the person who will later flip scum. Day 1 is a treasure trove and people who miss smelling the roses because they are too worried about Lynching Scum, Inc. are either short-sighted, or they have a reason for not playing the long game. You seem to have a reputation for getting killed early, so I suppose I understand a bit why you're in such a hurry to get some blood. But it's not smart when you consider the long term.

Meanwhile:

Almost all of chamber's, Glork's, and LlamaFluff's play so far can be summed up with a couple quotes:

Pay attention instead of just trying your best to find a way to cast me as scummy and epicly failing.

Stop being purposefully dense and get with the program.

P.S. MoS, I fucking love you. And I love when you're town.

Been a bit busy, sorry guys

unvote

Hi Brandi Vote LlamaFluff. He's fucking scum.

woah woah woah wait I'd prefer if you waited to hammer until I can get a real post in. Today for sure, maybe in the afternoon but more likely early evening.

Hey babe I don't know where you live but it's not even early evening any more.

Sup?

[UberNinja]

chamber. Vote Llama. It's winning time.

[UberNinja]

I have no intention of lynching anyone other than you today.

You're cute when you try to act smart.

I'm willing to policy lynch at this point.

Vote: UberNinja

[UberNinja]

I like that Katsuki vote a lot but I'm conflicted because UberNinja is a scummy scumbag and the Katsuki vote kind of conflicts with that. So, I'm doing nothing for now.

If you're town, you shouldn't be voting me, period.

CDB, if anything, is scummy for being so spectacularly wrong.

We haven't played much forum mafia together before, have we?

I can't tell if you're poking fun at yourself and saying you're

usually

spectacularly wrong in forum mafia, or...?

[UberNinja]

I have no intention of lynching anyone other than you today.

You're cute when you try to act smart.

I'm willing to policy lynch at this point.

Vote: UberNinja

Are you rolling your eyes at me or at them?

[UberNinja]

I had part of a post that covered interesting things up to post 99. It was on a computer that died and I'm on my own computer now, I'm hoping he'll e-mail the contents of that post to me once he recharges it. If not, the main thing was that post 90 shows us that Katsuki is scum with Axxle and UN is town because it basically says "here's this ridiculously scummy thing, now let me vote someone else who I haven't even mentioned but is the leading wagon to aid a policy mislynch." Yeah good play, man. Also in 109 he mentions that there was a point where he felt bad about the wagon but 99 - 103 changed that? Well the vote was in 90 soooo.....

I also mention in the missing portion of my above post that Llama is town for fitting his RL town meta. MoS is town. Perceptive of bullshit. CDB, if anything, is scummy for being so spectacularly wrong.
161: Everyone's RVS votes were really personal and his was the exact opposite. It stood out as the most forced of them all.
Glork is scum too? Meh maybe Axxle isn't. Katsuki still is and the bussing made sense at one point but not anymore. I guess because there's too many people jumping on both the UN and axxle wagons for no reason or stupid reasons.

Cognitive dissonance is such a buzz term. I don't necessarily have a scum read on MoS but it's also very likely that he's the actual scum out of these competing wagons, since it seems to be the hardest one to make happen. A lotta the time the harder a D1 wagon is to make happen, the more likely it is to be on scum.

So anyway I'm caught up. Not sure about any of the three main wagons, but Katsuki vote seems nice.

vote: Katsuki

I also have lotsa town reads but I'll save those for now.

This is a good post.

Help me out with LlamaFluff's town forum meta because I either haven't seen it or don't remember. And I think I'd remember it, if it's at all similar to this.

Vote: Katsuki

(sup Kats?)

[UberNinja]

Well, your read on me is shit obviously.

Explain why you're so convinced I'm scum though, I'm interested to know.

[UberNinja]

Sure. This is what sparked it:

Yes. You continuously disappoint me.

You're more interested in lynching someone disappointing than scum?

Or do you think I'm scum?

This post absolutely reeked of "aha!

This

is how I get out of my policy-lynch-inspired demise!

This

man has worded his post poorly enough that I can take advantage!"

Do you think BBmolla is town?

Then this:

Utility worthy?

Listen to yourself, Tyrion.

...gave me flashbacks to you as scum FTF.

Hmmm... I don't remember saying that before as either scum

or

town.

But LlamaFluff is literally begging to be lynched for his scummy ass play.

Also I wouldn't WANT to be scum in this game. It would fucking suck to be scum in this game.

This rang true.

True as in you believe me? Good, then there's hope.

Vote LlamaFluff w/me.

[UberNinja]

How much of the UN wagon is currently policy and how much is due to a scumread?

Who is this question directed at?

[UberNinja]

Vote:Axxle

cause I never met him. Bummer time.

What..

I don't get thie axxle wagon

unvote

I can dig a katsuki wagon cause the Axxle wagon sucks and Katsuki is on UN so....maybe not where I want to be?

Vote:Katsuki

(Also I'm not on UN right now so what does that say about your UN thoughts?)

Probably don't particularly care about your response but you mind as well answer it anyways.

Clearly not paying enough attention

I can dig a katsuki wagon cause the Axxle wagon sucks and Katsuki is on UN so....maybe not where I want to be?

Vote:Katsuki

Where did your magical read come from?

IDK Ask the guy i'm sheeping. He's always town.

vote: Panzerjager

Where do you see scum intent here?

p-edit: uhhhh h.o lemme read that

[UberNinja]

Panzer did neglect to answer my question earlier... and he only did that before when he was scum...

I still don't feel a scum intent from his posts.

[UberNinja]

Not nearly as much as you think. When you have to think on your feet instead of just making forum posts, it brings out a whole different side of you.

Look at how LlamaFluff plays. Much differently than in F2F. He's not a very loud person, so he sits back and isn't that active, but so far in this game he's being active and aggressive in a way that I've never seen him do IRL.

Glork's point stands. So let's stop talking about IRL play, and just play

this

game. I sincerely doubt anyone is going to catch anyone for a F2F tell here. Which is why I told Katsuki that his usual lurking wasn't going to cut it, because I just can't read that.

[UberNinja]

I can read CES remarkably well both IRL and off, and that comes from understanding him as a person very well. You are simply wrong that the personalities learnt FTF don't matter. They might be more obscured but that doesn't mean they don't exist.

Well you can't read patrick for shit. That last game was epic lolol

[UberNinja]

I can read CES remarkably well both IRL and off, and that comes from understanding him as a person very well. You are simply wrong that the personalities learnt FTF don't matter. They might be more obscured but that doesn't mean they don't exist.

Well you can't read patrick for shit. That last game was epic lolol

Whats your point? (I don't remember the game you are talking about ftr, but I know I can't read patrick particularly well)

When you agonized for literally fifteen minutes over which to vote, and Patrick was able to convince you that Fate was scum by repeatedly shrugging and averting his eyes and mumbling.

LIKE A BOSS.

[UberNinja]

Day 1, Votecount derf

UberNinja (5): chamber, Gammagooey, BBmolla, ChannelDelibird, Glork

Axxle (4): Elmo, Singer is Nachomamma, Katsuki, Wyrd
Katsuki (3): evilpacman18, Panzerjager, Uberninja
Gammagooey (1): Axxle
Mastermind of Sin (1): LlamaFluff
Panzerjager (1): Brandi
Glork (1): Mastermind of Sin

Not voting

(0): No one

With 16 alive, it takes 9 to lynch and 8 to no-lynch.

Deadline:

September 3rd, 2012, at 11:04 PM

Countdown to Deadline:

(expired on 2012-09-03 11:04:00)

Still need an Elmo replacement.

I am beginning to recruit...

[UberNinja]

Unvote, Vote: Glork

HEHEHAHAHAHAHA

YES

Vote: Glork

Wagon gogogogogo

[UberNinja]

HEY GUIZ JUST WANT Y'ALL TO KNOW THAT MY SHIFT KEY GOT BASHED IN SO I MIGHT BE STUCK IN THIS MODE FOR A LIL WHILE

NOT THAT ANY OF YOU WILL MIND I'M SURE.

copy and paste words from google...

^scum wanting to waste town's time. Lynch please (unless I just WHOOPShammered him then LOL)

That doesn't sound scummy to me.

Let's lynch Glork. He's either being purposely stupid or he's scum.

[UberNinja]

Forgot to

Unvote; Vote: LlamaFluff

in my last post, for blatant misrepping and lying.

Follow me, boys and girls.

This

is the cool kids wagon.

get the fuck on the axxle wagon
god damn it

No. Glork wagon is the one that is happening now.

[UberNinja]

I am 100% ready to run this wagon through to lynch. So it has been written.

[UberNinja]

Should be able to catch up tomorrow. Quick skim leaves me somewhat lost though.

Don't catch up, just vote Glork.

[UberNinja]

Forgot to

Unvote; Vote: LlamaFluff

in my last post, for blatant misrepping and lying.

Follow me, boys and girls.

This

is the cool kids wagon.

get the fuck on the axxle wagon
god damn it

No. Glork wagon is the one that is happening now.

when it inevitably fails, will you get on Axxle?

It's not going to fail.

[UberNinja]

when it inevitably fails, will you get on Axxle?

man, this is way fucking harder than it should be.
this axxle vote sucks and I don't like it anymore.

?????

333 is Nacho.
300 is Singer.

I know you're really worried about looking like an all around good time guy, but we all know you don't actually give a fuck about nacho/singer. They could just as easily have answered the question as you did.

So the question is, why is whether that slot looks town a concern of yours? (I'll give you a hint: The answer is either "I don't, I was just being useful" which is scummy, or "they're my scumbuddy" which is scummier.)

You choose.

[UberNinja]

still alive etcetc read this sometime

do you ever play any of the games you join?

Seriously. I don't think I've ever seen you play a forum game by actually playing it. Usually it's just prod dodges and fluff until you either get lynched or written off as probtown. Are you scum this game?

Panzer, you still never answered my question.

This Glork lynch needs to happen.
Let's do it. Singer. Nacho. CDB. chamber. Brandi. UNITE

[UberNinja]

wait actually thats just elmo isn't it

maaay have been confusing the number of people who are getting replaced in the two games I'm in. man that means we don't even have an excuse for shit not getting done though.

now's about the time I'd like to just swing this HARD against a lurker since the UN wagon isn't actually happening and there's one in particular that I think is a pretty good choice but I'm waiting an extra day to see if they post something readable first and also because i feel like it.

Now I'm curious.

[UberNinja]

Prodding chamber and LlamaFluff.

They realized they're not getting a mislynch on me, so they started lurking... lolol

[UberNinja]

UNVOTE:
VOTE: evilpacman

Fairly convinced BBmolla is scum by this point.

Glrok still goes first.

[UberNinja]

Getting scum vibes from Wyrd.

[UberNinja]

Actually, big ones.

Unvote; Vote: Wyrd

[UberNinja]

haters gonna hate

[UberNinja]

Seriously though.

[UberNinja]

UN is a big steaming pile of bloody town

hey bra. no shit

wait you're in this game? FUCK yeah

[UberNinja]

Glork. Vote somebody motherfucker

[UberNinja]

MoS actually is scum this game.

Not enough for a vote though?

He's just taking potshots and waiting to see what sticks. He wants MattP to do all the work for him before he decides to commit.

Agreed. chamber is a passive motherfucker.

[UberNinja]

Unvote, vote: UN

Good luck with that, cuz everyone else knows I'm town.

[UberNinja]

I actually need to read this game again. I'm in that limbo state where I'm just bleearrrgghhh about trying.

IT WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW (in all likelihood)

[UberNinja]

You didn't get the joke there, UN.

[UberNinja]

This shit-fucking pisses me off.

Surprisingly straightforward solution:

Don't fuck that shit.

...

Yeah, it makes me angry too, but only if there's a "Lolololol"

[UberNinja]

Everyone should take a look at rule B5, I missed that the first time. Don't want any posthumous modkills now do we?

[UberNinja]

... Where the hell is everyone. Get the fuck back in the game.

[UberNinja]

Bleeerggh. Why?

I love both him and his play so far.

[UberNinja]

And I love your play too by the way. Brad is a fucking asshole.

[UberNinja]

I have no clue how to read MoS at all. :/

I didn't either until that one game where BBmolla and Scum #2 (Fate?) were lynched by MoS and I spent all game discussing with singer why he was scum and she said he wasn't, and then he really WAS town and Nikanor was the last scum. Yeah, that game. Anyway, now I can read him IRL. I remember being able to read him online before too, so let's see how well that holds up.

[UberNinja]

I hate both of these wagons with a fiery passion.

At the same time I'm just really undecided about everything in this game. Boo

[UberNinja]

heeeeey guys we have 5 and a half days left until deadline.

Hey motherfuckers look how helpful Gamma is being! LOOK AT IT

HAVE A LIST OF PEOPLE I WILL MURDER

Axxle
UN
MoS even though I don't actually have a read on him at all
I'll VOTE glork just because he isn't voting anyone and that's stupid but seriously there are not enough people in this game willing to lynch glork to make that happen
probably panzer
also probably EPM but man I'm still not confident in that despite me causing the entire wagon.

Anybody who's had a wagon on them at any point

FTFY FUCKFACE

Vote: Gamma

[UberNinja]

Yeah MoS is playing scummy as hell. Scummier then normal.

Unvote: Vote:MoS

BUT glork and MoS are not scum partners, so 2 scum teams?

Vote Gamma.

[UberNinja]

So far I'm loving the people on the mos wagon pls continue

No fuck the MoS wagon, vote Gamma.

[UberNinja]

UNVOTE: Evilpacman
VOTE: Mastermind of Sin

CHOO CHOO

Fuck this shit. Vote Gamma.

[UberNinja]

yeah sure why not

WAGON SWING

Unvote, Vote:MoS

Vote yourself, motherfucker!!!

[UberNinja]

Bleeerggh. Why?

I love both him and his play so far.

You do realize he flipped town right?

Why the fuck is your vote on me?

[UberNinja]

MoS is town don't care

lolololololol

Remember what happened last time you did that?

Remember how well you being consistently obtuse and moronic worked out in /winvitational?

I'm not calling you scum. I'm calling you a fucking idiot.

WHEEEEEEEE

VOTE: MOS

Uhhhhjh, by my count MoS is already lynched. I count 9 votes on him...

Matt, BB, Gamma, CDB, panzer (who is totes scum btw), chamber, SingerNacho, Wyrd (also scum), Katsuki.





At least now MoS might finally learn that being completely fucking useless and then getting all mad at everyone doesn't go over well. On the bright side, MoS never got to call 90% of the player list scum so that be could pick and choose quotes in postgame and then make-believe like he was pinpoint accurate. All he's got is Glork (wrong) and CDB (wrong). Oh, and Axxle kind of, but he backed off on that one but if Axxle does turn out to be scum he'll be all "see I knew he was scum and should have just stayed on him."

Vote: Glork

Katsuki can eat rope too

[UberNinja]

I agreed with/liked/quioted MoS before he was ever even a wagon bro. Read my posts.

[UberNinja]

Almost all of chamber's, Glork's, and LlamaFluff's play so far can be summed up with a couple quotes:

Pay attention instead of just trying your best to find a way to cast me as scummy and epicly failing.

Stop being purposefully dense and get with the program.

P.S. MoS, I fucking love you. And I love when you're town.

Unvote, Vote: Glork

HEHEHAHAHAHAHA

YES

Vote: Glork

Wagon gogogogogo

MoS actually is scum this game.

Not enough for a vote though?

He's just taking potshots and waiting to see what sticks. He wants MattP to do all the work for him before he decides to commit.

Agreed. chamber is a passive motherfucker.

Good luck with that, cuz everyone else knows I'm town.

UNVOTE: Evilpacman
VOTE: Mastermind of Sin

CHOO CHOO

Fuck this shit.

And so I reiterate:

Bleeerggh. Why?

I love both him and his play so far.

You do realize he flipped town right?

Why the fuck is your vote on me?

[UberNinja]

Glork/Gamma/Katsuki <-- scum's in there. Maybe even MattP too.

Also about to go check who Brandi suspected.
If they didn't kill her because she suspected them, then killing Brandi Night 1 is like saying "HAW HAW WE ALREADY HAVE THIS GAME IN THE BAG. GG FUCKERS"

[UberNinja]

unvote

vote:Gamma

:shrug: Okay.

Not sure how no one else sees Gamma being scum here. His post in #60 gives me really bad scum vibes. It reminds me of how he acted in F2F as scum.

Well hello hello

[UberNinja]

Unvote; Vote: Gamma

This is scum's train of thought:

"Nobody's going to lynch Brandi so here's how we'll do it. We kill Brandi who suspects Gamma, and it kills 2 birds with one stone because UN also suspected Gamma. Since Brandi putting the brakes on UN's wagon was one of the main reasons we couldn't get the quick mislynch on him, we kill her and UN dies soon after."

Ummmmm

NOPE™

Die fucker.

[UberNinja]

VOTE: Glork

Glork is always a good vote because he's dumb as fuck, but Gamma is the scum here broseph

[UberNinja]

Dumb

and pompous and assholish and elitist

as fuck*

[UberNinja]

i think i actually would have killed wyrd if i was scum and he wasn't scum with me? nuwen'd probably be pissed because she's dying super early in a lot of games recently but given what I've seen of her other games I think she's the best player in this game, and she and fate both saw me as scum in the first reckoning invitational aand fate has seen me as town a million times for comparison.

"here's why i wouldn't have done as scum what i just fucking did as scum"

+

if you want to go for people who actually have a good reason to kill brandi vote panzer with me. because really really really using an imaginary second scum group to justify what would normally be a bad vote given what he said were his opinions is AMAZINGLY likely to be scum.

"this other guy said something about another scum group, clearly that's more scummy than anything else"

+

and also do you know why I helped kill MoS even though I had absoutely no read on him, and probably still would have even if I had a slight town read on him?

because I want this game to be fun. and MoS's posts are generally full of enough arrogance and superiority to make the game irritating just by him being in it.

"here let me just... 1 sec... yeah thats a great justification for lynching town. so the game can be fun!" :thumbsup!:

+

so UN in that train of thought please try to tone it down a bit. condensing your posts a little and just explaining things instead of trying to be flashy and important and better than the rest of the game would go a long way towards making it more enjoyable.

"hey i dont actually think the guy attacking me is scum, but :frownyface: he's making the game not fun for meeeee"






In other words, thank you very much, and kiss your scummy ass goodbye, Gamma.

[UberNinja]

Haters gonna hate.

BBmolla you're probably scum too but I don't want to lynch you until at least day 4 because I totally love you on a personal level.

[UberNinja]

For reference:

Day 1, Votecount 0

Axxle (2): Elmo, Panzerjager
Wyrd (2): ChannelDelibird, BBmolla

UberNinja (1): chamber
evilpacman18 (1): Axxle
ChannelDelibird (1): UberNinja

Mastermind of Sin

(1): Glork

Not voting

(8):

Brandi

, evilpacman18, Gammagooey, Katsuki, LlamaFluff,

Mastermind of Sin

, Singer is Nachomamma, Wyrd

Day 1, Votecount 1

UberNinja (3): chamber, LlamaFluff, Gammagooey

Axxle (2): Elmo, Panzerjager
Wyrd (2): ChannelDelibird, BBmolla
evilpacman18 (1): Axxle
ChannelDelibird (1): UberNinja

Mastermind of Sin

(1): Glork
Elmo (1):

Brandi

Gammagooey (1):

Mastermind of Sin

Not voting

(4): evilpacman18, Katsuki, Singer is Nachomamma, Wyrd

Day 1, Votecount 2

UberNinja (4): chamber, LlamaFluff, Gammagooey, BBmolla

Axxle (2): Elmo, Panzerjager
Wyrd (1): ChannelDelibird
evilpacman18 (1): Axxle
ChannelDelibird (1): UberNinja

Mastermind of Sin

(1): Glork
Elmo (1):

Brandi

Gammagooey (1):

Mastermind of Sin

Not voting

(4): evilpacman18, Katsuki, Singer is Nachomamma, Wyrd

Day 1, Votecount (whisper) 3

UberNinja (7): chamber, LlamaFluff, Gammagooey, BBmolla, ChannelDelibird, Wyrd, Axxle

Axxle (3): Elmo, Panzerjager,

Brandi

ChannelDelibird (1): UberNinja

Mastermind of Sin

(1): Glork
Gammagooey (1):

Mastermind of Sin

Not voting

(3): evilpacman18, Katsuki, Singer is Nachomamma

Day 1, Votecount 7

UberNinja (7): chamber, Gammagooey, BBmolla, ChannelDelibird, Wyrd, Axxle, Katsuki

Axxle (5): Elmo, Panzerjager,

Brandi

, LlamaFluff, UberNinja

Mastermind of Sin

(1): Glork
Gammagooey (1):

Mastermind of Sin

Not voting

(2): evilpacman18, Singer is Nachomamma

Day 1, Votecount 6

UberNinja (7): chamber, Gammagooey, BBmolla, ChannelDelibird, Wyrd, Axxle, Katsuki

Axxle (6): Elmo, Panzerjager,

Brandi

, LlamaFluff, UberNinja, Singer is Nachomamma

Mastermind of Sin

(1): Glork
Gammagooey (1):

Mastermind of Sin

Not voting

(1): evilpacman18

Day 1, Votecount vote gamma 5 *snap*

Axxle (8): Elmo, Panzerjager,

Brandi

, LlamaFluff, Singer is Nachomamma, Katsuki,

Mastermind of Sin

, Glork

UberNinja (5): chamber, Gammagooey, BBmolla, ChannelDelibird, Wyrd
Gammagooey (1): Axxle
LlamaFluff (1): UberNinja

Not voting

(1): evilpacman18

Day 1, Votecount 9

Axxle (5): Elmo, Singer is Nachomamma, Katsuki,

Mastermind of Sin

, Glork

UberNinja (5): chamber, Gammagooey, BBmolla, ChannelDelibird, Wyrd

Gammagooey (1): Axxle
LlamaFluff (1): UberNinja

Not voting

(4): evilpacman18, LlamaFluff, Panzerjager,

Brandi

Day 1, Votecount vote gamma 9

UberNinja (6): chamber, Gammagooey, BBmolla, ChannelDelibird, Wyrd, Glork

Axxle (4): Elmo, Singer is Nachomamma, Katsuki,

Mastermind of Sin

Katsuki (2): evilpacman18, Panzerjager
Gammagooey (1): Axxle
LlamaFluff (1): UberNinja

Mastermind of Sin

(1): LlamaFluff

Not voting

(1):

Brandi

Day 1, Votecount vote gamma 11

UberNinja (6): chamber, Gammagooey, BBmolla, ChannelDelibird, Wyrd, Glork

Axxle (4): Elmo, Singer is Nachomamma, Katsuki,

Mastermind of Sin

Katsuki (3): evilpacman18, Panzerjager, Uberninja
Gammagooey (1): Axxle

Mastermind of Sin

(1): LlamaFluff
Panzerjager (1):

Brandi

Not voting

(0): No one

Day 1, Votecount derf

UberNinja (5): chamber, Gammagooey, BBmolla, ChannelDelibird, Glork

Axxle (4): Elmo, Singer is Nachomamma, Katsuki, Wyrd
Katsuki (3): evilpacman18, Panzerjager, Uberninja
Gammagooey (1): Axxle

Mastermind of Sin

(1): LlamaFluff
Panzerjager (1):

Brandi

Glork (1):

Mastermind of Sin

Not voting

(0): No one

Day 1, Votecount 7

UberNinja (5): chamber, Gammagooey, BBmolla, ChannelDelibird, Glork

Axxle (4): Elmo, Singer is Nachomamma, Katsuki, Wyrd
Glork (3):

Mastermind of Sin

, UberNinja, Panzerjager
Katsuki (1): evilpacman18
Gammagooey (1): Axxle

Mastermind of Sin

(1): LlamaFluff
Panzerjager (1):

Brandi

Not voting

(0): No one

Day 1, Votecount 13

evilpacman18 (4): Gammagooey, BBmolla, Singer is Nachomamma, ChannelDelibird

Axxle (3): Elmo, Katsuki, Wyrd
UberNinja (2): chamber, Glork
Glork (2):

Mastermind of Sin

, Panzerjager
Katsuki (1): evilpacman18
Gammagooey (1): Axxle

Mastermind of Sin

(1): LlamaFluff
Panzerjager (1):

Brandi

Wyrd (1): UberNinja

Not voting

(0): No one

Day 1, Votecount 14 moo

evilpacman18 (5): Gammagooey, BBmolla, Singer is Nachomamma, ChannelDelibird, Axxle

Axxle (3): xRECKONERx, Katsuki, Wyrd
Glork (2):

Mastermind of Sin

, Panzerjager
UberNinja (1): chamber
Katsuki (1): evilpacman18

Mastermind of Sin

(1): MattP
Panzerjager (1):

Brandi

Wyrd (1): UberNinja

Not voting

(1): Glork

Day 1, Votecount 15 *snap*

evilpacman18 (5): Gammagooey, BBmolla, Singer is Nachomamma, ChannelDelibird, Axxle

Axxle (3): xRECKONERx, Katsuki, Wyrd
Glork (2): Panzerjager,

Mastermind of Sin

UberNinja (1): chamber
Katsuki (1): evilpacman18

Mastermind of Sin

(1): MattP
Panzerjager (1):

Brandi

Wyrd (1): UberNinja

Not voting

(1): Glork

Day 1, Votecount 17

evilpacman18 (3): Singer is Nachomamma, ChannelDelibird, Axxle

Mastermind of Sin

(3): MattP, BBmolla, Gammagooey

Axxle (2): xRECKONERx, Wyrd
Glork (2): Panzerjager,

Mastermind of Sin

UberNinja (2): chamber, katsuki
Katsuki (1): evilpacman18
Panzerjager (1):

Brandi

Wyrd (1): UberNinja

Not voting

(1): Glork

Day 1, Cheers to the Governor

Mastermind of Sin

(9): MattP, BBmolla, Gammagooey, ChannelDeliBird, Panzerjager, chamber, Singer is Nachomamma, Wyrd, Katsuki

Axxle (1): xRECKONERx
Glork (1):

Mastermind of Sin

evilpacman18 (1): Axxle
Katsuki (1): evilpacman18
Panzerjager (1):

Brandi

Gammagooey (1): Uberninja

Not voting

(1): Glork

[UberNinja]

not really expecting you to unvote me for what i say since i'm a scumread of yours, wyrd/brandi comment is more for everyone else.

and unless i missed something you're the only vote on me right now. if you actually want me lynched it would probably help if you didn't act like everyone's going to listen to you already and actually appeal to them instead of assuming they'll do what you want and making snide comments if they don't. it'd make the game more fun too =)

Look at you appealing to emotion. lol

You're taking your own advice, as scum. It's cute! <3

[UberNinja]

@Gamma, who kills people that are suspecting them? Isn't that super suspicious. /in b4 wifom, but then again you already used a wifom arguement to argue against your wagon. Also how is my hop excuse worse than "He's town. Don't care"

Nightkills dont get much analysis in the current meta for the reasons you've stated, making it ideal to just kill off people that suspect you generally.

Vote UN

It's ideal to kill off people who suspect you? Yet I'm scum and we decided to kill off someone who was instrumental in me not getting quick lynched yesterday.

Yeah that makes a

ton

of fucking sense, chamber.

Although I'd be perfectly happy to still policy lynch him I actually have a scum read on him now too.

Really? When did this scum read
You're willing to lynch me whether or not you think I'm scum? Good to know.

Why, because I'm one of the only people willing to call you out on your abject bullshit?

I swear, you're so fucking lucky you have your name in red text, otherwise nobody would give your words any weight.

[UberNinja]

I would like to hear the reasoning on UN. Is your vote for policy lynch or scum read?

You heard chamber. He doesn't give a flying fuck if I'm scum or not.

[UberNinja]

VOTE: Reck

Why just because he's on my wagon? Why not any of the far more stupid/scummy people on my wagon?

[UberNinja]

Reck what's your opinion on chamber and Glrok?

[UberNinja]

I don't know. Chamber seems pretty standard Chamber which makes me lean town since that's what I've seen him as... no clue on Glork because he hasn't really posted. I know first-hand he has a pretty legitimate reason for being gone/absent these past couple days/week.

PREDIT: Glork we're not lynching Wyrd don't be a fuckass

What's a fuckass?

[UberNinja]

Anyway, in love with panzerlynch here.

Vote: Panzer

Why?

Would also string up Wyrd

Why?

or maybe evilpacman

Why?

[UberNinja]

Btw, when chamber confirms me as protown, feel free to move onto panzer.

Thanks in advance,
XOXO
Glork

This kind of snarky bullshit, and more importantly, the

actively seeking to be confirmed or proven town

, so all can see, only reeks of more scumminess than you could possibly have imagined.

[UberNinja]

You don't know me.

[UberNinja]

UN is too hilariously easy of a mislynch and everyone voting him "because he's scum" should be ashamed. That is all.

Basically, yeah.

[UberNinja]

Btw, when chamber confirms me as protown, feel free to move onto panzer.

Thanks in advance,
XOXO
Glork

Uh, I can confirm something happened to me at the beginning of the night, you are explicitly taking credit for it?

Absolutely.

Well then I can't confirm you. What happened was weakly positive at best (and nothing at worst) others can draw their own conclusions based on that.

Would you say that Glork trying to become confirmed town is scummy, given the potential his wagon had yesterday, and especially in light of his alleged propensity to be killed off early

anyway

?

[UberNinja]

Btw, when chamber confirms me as protown, feel free to move onto panzer.

Thanks in advance,
XOXO
Glork

This kind of snarky bullshit, and more importantly, the

actively seeking to be confirmed or proven town

, so all can see, only reeks of more scumminess than you could possibly have imagined.

no uberninja you are wrong with everything you're saying in this post

and the sad part is i'm pretty sure you are actually more intelligent than this which means you're dumbing yourself down for one reason or another

ergo

scum

I'm trying to decide if it's too much outside my mafia persona to call "Inferiority Complex" here. I am an arrogant fuckwad in some games, but even that might be a bit much.


But in all seriousness, UN attempts to dial up the rhetoric in pretty much every game I've played/seen with him. It would help if he weren't terrible at it, though, or of he had *any* pull with the player lists. Instead, saying phrases like "reeks of more scumminess than you could possibly have imagined" just comes off as contrived and pointless/ineffective. I honestly wonder if UN thinks he's actually accomplishing anything, or if he's fully aware that he's just vomiting white noise into the games he plays.

That said, he's better off as vigbait than as a lynch right now. And part of me feels really dirty saying that.

That's not gonna happen either, but.... ok.

[UberNinja]

Hmm.

Okay, Glork, but is panzer any better off as a lynch than vigbait over UN? If so, why?

Panzer's actual voting habits (and the justification of them -- or general lack thereof) are far more indicative of being scum than UN's. UN is just a cancer in the games he plays, whereas panzer is actually scum that we will probably need to lynch. I'm too lazy to get into justification today, but go look at his post where he jumped on me, and every bit of reasoning he gave. Then go look at him jumping on MoS and tell me it's not the hallmark of opportunistic scum.

You should really stop perpetuating that rumor you know. You and Tierce both.

I've had some bad games where you guys are involved, but it is hardly indicative of the entire experience that is UberNinja.

[UberNinja]

I don't like matt for scum in this game at all.

lol

[UberNinja]

as in, you're probably wrong ^

[UberNinja]

lol @ Glork calling himself low hanging fruit

thats a good one

[UberNinja]

I have been getting Wyrd scum vibes, I admit. Most of that rage post felt pretty fabricated, and definitely overdue. I was wondering when we'd see a Fate ragepost, and 27 pages into the game is much too long.

Llama was pretty fucking bad too though.


Also, what happened to the Axxle wagon, out of curiosity? It went places yesterday, and then nobody has been pushing it today. What gives?
(this is directed at the people who were on Axxle's wagon yesterday, but who haven't pushed it today)

[UberNinja]

LOL THIS GAME
I'd say some stuff but I'm rather amused watching all these people trying to push Fate.

Also sad that UN lynch still not going through.

UNVOTE, VOTE: MATTP

P-EDIT: LOLOL

LOLOL

[UberNinja]

I should re-read. This game is moonbeams.

[UberNinja]

BBmolla bad town as always

^This is more likely to come from Scum Panzer to discredit me imo.

Perhaps, but if you're town, you're being worse than usual.

BBMolla voted me a couple of times but has yet to actually make a comment on anything I have said or done.

Nobody is calling me scum so I won't bother

I'm with the MattP and Glork side here.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Katsuki

Prefer Wyrd. Reck is probably town though.

If you prefer Wyrd then you should be pushing Wyrd.

Look BBmolla. I don't know whether you're town or scum but I've been wanting to say this to you for a while.

Being on a wagon that may go somewhere has its merits, but every townie owes the rest of the town to tell them who they think is scum, why, and do their best to get that scum lynched. Whether they're right or wrong, doing so has a net pro-town benefit because everyone has opinions on the table and people can read back later and see what's going on without having to read through the lines, which is also a net pro-town gain. If you're just hopping on wagons that you think might go somewhere, either because you're lazy or because you're selling yourself short and you don't think people will listen to you, then you're not trying to improve your game, and at the same time you're not helping your faction.

I don't see that from you this game. Then again I haven't seen it before and you were town in those game, so that is just be a flaw in how you play. You should fix it. If you're scum, by all means continue what you're doing though. I've seen the looks on your face when we played IRL though and I could totally read the difference between moments when you believed in yourself, and moments when you didn't. The difference was not momentum or being right about something or even just having conviction. The difference was how you perceived others perceiving you. If they believed in you, you believed in yourself. If they didn't, you didn't. And frankly that's a bunch of bullshit. If other people don't give weight to your reads, fuck them. Give your reads anyway and hope for the best, and know that it's pro-town anyway even if you're wrong.

This has been an UberNinja post. Carry on.

[UberNinja]

Nah sing-sing, I actually think MattP might be scum. I'm not willing to push his lynch today though.

@ Fate: Fair enough, I haven't exactly been consistent on Matt's slot. I liked LlamaFluff as scum a lot, but I have a soft spot for MattP. I don't think I have any scum meta of him either so I'll see if I can read up. I'd still rather not see him lynched today because he's being quite useful to the town even if he is scum. <-- You understand what I mean when I say that, right?

Haven't read Panzer enough to know whether or not he should be lynched, but he is passive enough to be a good lynch early on. I prefer not to lynch the active/aggressive ones like MattP, but Axxle/Panzer/Katsuki/& Co. don't fit that mold and I wouldn't cry to see them die.

On that note: what happened to the Axxle wagon? That was rather good and I would like to see it RISE AGAIN.

Vote: Axxle

[UberNinja]

CDB is either being purposely horrible or he actually does think I'm scum.

Reck I can't tell yet, but I don't trust him any farther than I can throw him.

[UberNinja]

Give singer a break you guys.

[UberNinja]

Llama was pretty damn scummy I'm not gonna lie. MattP has done a bit to mitigate that but it's not like it suddenly doesn't exist any more.

Fate, please post on your hydra account for my ISO purposes. Tia~

[UberNinja]

No, seriously Fate. Post from the other account, thanks.

[UberNinja]

That may be so, but one can rest assured that Fate's worth throughout the game will increase, while Katsuki's already low player value will either stay the same or decrease.

All other things ignored, I'd rather have Fate in the game.

[UberNinja]

Also, Nuwen, etc.

[UberNinja]

I like this situation. It will produce good material for later.

I want everybody in the game to post their opinions of this situation please.
Ready set go.

[UberNinja]

The one we're currently in.

[UberNinja]

<3

[UberNinja]

Also your scum for your play surrounding Fate but you can keep trying to find other reasons to put into my mouth~

Well... as long as that's

all

he tried to put in your mouth...

[UberNinja]

Well... yeah? That's only been obvious for the entire game.

So what about Fate, Reck, Matt, Axxle, Panzer, and EPM? I'm interested to know what you think of all them, Glork.

[UberNinja]

Also, UN, go back and read, then update your list of read requests, kthx.

I want to know your current reads of all of them, kthx.

[UberNinja]

I see I forgot to say please.

Please.

[UberNinja]

Tierce was in the game. Your argument is invalid.

[UberNinja]

But you're scum

It's like you're purposely trying to be terrible. I'm embarrassed for you.

[UberNinja]

UN isn't playing terribly so he probably is scum.

Yeah, ok. I'm worth policy lynching because I continually disappoint you...but I'm not playing terribly, so I'm probably scum.

So no matter how I play, you want to lynch me.

That brings this post to mind:

I'm just scared you'll find me out UN

...which, come to think of it, is probably why LlamaFluff wanted me lynched too... because I found him out last time he was scum as well.

Needless to say,

Vote: BBmolla

[UberNinja]

UberNinja/Games

My meta is not a secret.

[UberNinja]

So glork and axxle are obv scum, can we lynch them? I'll go for either one

BBmolla has gone from bad town to slightly scummy

I tend to generally agree with this, though I am only about 3/4 as convinced as to the alignment any of the respective players mentioned.

[UberNinja]

Wow that post sounded douchey ^

[UberNinja]

You've gotta be kidding me dude.
I just linked my game wiki a few posts ago, and it's chock full of town games I played a great part in helping to win.

Or maybe you've just got that selective hearing thing like chamber where he sticks his head in the sand and cites one of the few examples where I have been a detriment to my faction as town.

If you're town, stop being a fucking moron.

[UberNinja]

also, CDB, why aren't you on the MattP wagon? scumlynches too AMERICAN for you?

I find the whole argument difficult to get into so have kind of just been avoiding it, honestly.

Pretty sure you're avoiding anything but talking about me being scum and being generally useless, tbh.

Are you town this game CDB? Or am I going to have to fillet you?

[UberNinja]

CDB's play here reminds me a bit too much of his play in the just completed Great Idea Mafia (where he was scum): http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... er_sort=Go

But that might be because he's a good player.

Well he's not being "good" here, so I'm wondering if it's on purpose or not.

[UberNinja]

So glork and axxle are obv scum, can we lynch them? I'll go for either one

BBmolla has gone from bad town to slightly scummy

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

[UberNinja]

Requesting mass prod

This game is going slow as fuck and needs to fucking speed up if town is going to have any chance.

Also, people need to fucking pull their heads out of their asses.

[UberNinja]

BBMolla
chamber
Gammagooey
Glork
MattP
Singer is Nachomamma


...are all people I will, under no circumstances (beyond confirmed role-based guilt) lynch over the next couple of days, I think.



I'd technically be up for killing anyone else, although I think I've made my preferences fairly clear.

Terribad list.

I have a cop guilty on Glrok. Proceed with lynch.

RAWR I HATE YOU MINA HEAR ME FOR I HAVE SPOKEN

Is this serious?

[UberNinja]

Lol @ Glork calling me an idiot.

Fate, if Axxle is town, who's scum?

[UberNinja]

Not hammering that claim right now. Somebody unvote pl0x.

What more can you tell us Axxle?
Why'd you target Panzer?
How many shots do you have?
etc.

[UberNinja]

Glork is either scum or a moron. Axxle's most likely already submitted the action to kill panzer, which is retarded if he's town because panzer is probtown. Panzer being a town rolecop is totally fucking believable in this setup so stop spreading your scum rolecop bullshit, because its exactly that.

At first blush, the explanation on why he shot panzer seems a little too needlessly verbose and well-reasoned for town.




ACTUALLY. Glork/Axxle scum fits FUCKING PERFECTLY together in this scenario as Panzer pushed on both of them during D1.

So glork and axxle are obv scum, can we lynch them? I'll go for either one

BBmolla has gone from bad town to slightly scummy

And now Glork's trying his best to distance from Axxle in every way possible.

P-edit @ CDB: Alternatively, if Axxle is a Delay SK and not a Delay vig (kind of shitty flavor for being a vig, tbh), Glork could be covering his own ass by buddying up to Axxle.

This requires more re-reading.

other p-edits butt fuck it

[UberNinja]

I'll say it again, Glork is either a FUCKING MORON or he's scum.

[UberNinja]

I'll say it again, Glork is either a FUCKING MORON or he's scum.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.


How can I "distance" from being scum with a delayed SK? Are you literally the stupidest motherfucker who ever posted on this site?

Also, let me know how htat crow tastes once Panzer flips scum rolecop. I have half a mind to let Axxle "vig" you tonight, even though you're probably town (but seriuosly, killing Wyrd is a much better decision).

1. did you even read my post, asshole?
2. let Axxle vig me? motherfucker you don't control him
3. shut the fuck up

[UberNinja]

dang bra u mad

A little bit. You're acting like a tool and if you're not scum then you're not being helpful at all.

If you're town, please try not to be so very bad.

[UberNinja]

I wasn't wrong about mos, the mod made a mistake

vote reck

[UberNinja]

meh. yawn. fate that's annoying as fuck please cut it out

i have a hard time seeing mattp as scum who was big into the D1 mislynch tell other people that his reads are good
telling people that his reads are usually good is probably more likely to mean he's town.

burdened by stupidity, i lol'd tho

[UberNinja]

Nobody wants to lynch Llama when I say he's scum

When Matt comes around suddenly people wanna lynch him

lol

[UberNinja]

Forgot to

Unvote; Vote: LlamaFluff

in my last post, for blatant misrepping and lying.

Follow me, boys and girls.

This

is the cool kids wagon.

Nobody understands me. Waahhhh

In other news, Axxle shouldn't be lynched today. LlamaFluff should.

Seriously look at this shit

MattP has done a lot to mitigate my suspicion but i'll re-read him again since apparently i am letting my bro crush fog my judgement

lol

[UberNinja]

UN is a big steaming pile of bloody town

Ohhh I know what made me like him. it was this

[UberNinja]

Axxle is town

His sloppy flipflopiness is easy for you all to be vultures about but it's a towntell

and this

[UberNinja]

I've officially moved past the Appealing to mosscum stage and have moved into the appeal to everyone else to lynch mosScum stage

this doesn't sound like "I know this is a mislynch" this sounds like "Fuck yeah I'm an awesome townie"

[UberNinja]

and then he voted ME for distancing from the MoS wagon...

ME

. haha

yeah, my town read on MattP stands. he's either FUCKING DERP ASS DERP scum or he's town
and I know he's not a derp ass derp so that means he's more likely to be town

This wagon is shit and should be dismantled immediately

[UberNinja]

Well at least Fate is town.
And the MattP case he's built looks decent in the last few pages. I'm down to help.

vote: MattP

I thought he was town earlier but my town reads have been worse than usual lately.

gimme your opinion on all the people who wagoned you day 1

pronto

[UberNinja]

whats your opinion on katsuki glork

[UberNinja]

It sounded like a such a convincing reason to vote you in my head but I'm pushing too hard to have a reason to come down on either side of this debate. I don't have much of a read on you either way and what little I learned to read Fate at SoL translates about as well as, er, something that doesn't translate well into forum play.

You're tunneling and you're being terrible.

Stop tunneling and being terrible.

[UberNinja]

whats your opinion on katsuki glork

Kind of a fall guy at this point.

No. Fall guy for whom? He's not a fall guy.

Too many people willing to lynch him with zero/questionable reason.

Lurking and being useless isn't a questionable reason.

He could be lurking his way through as scum, but iirc that's not exactly his M.O.

Uhhhh yes it fucking is, have you read his games?



Stop being silly as fuck Glork.

[UberNinja]

I mean nobody's presented a case on me at all and I keep showing up in scumlists

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the classic "nobody has a case on me" scumtell.

Lynch this bullshit with fucking fire.

so if Matt's just gonna be bad at this game let's kill it with fire and impunity

And then he's voting MattP because he's "bad at this game" not because he thinks he's scum?

LAAAWL

Don't make me strangle you fucking motherfuckers. Vote for Reckoner.

[UberNinja]

A self vote is too terrible to just let go.

VOTE: Vote: MattP

Reck's reluctance to actually play the game ticks me off too.

Spoken like a true ___________.

[UberNinja]

Nobody wants to lynch Llama when I say he's scum

When Matt comes around suddenly people wanna lynch him

lol

LOL

SO HOW ABOUT

YOU FUCKING GET ON THAT READ NOW CLOWNFUCK?

HMMM?

OR YOU GOING TO BE USELESS AND LIVE UP TO ALL THE HATE AND JUSITFY IT?

You must not have read my subsequent posts.

Clownfuck.

[UberNinja]

and then he voted ME for distancing from the MoS wagon...

ME

. haha

yeah, my town read on MattP stands. he's either FUCKING DERP ASS DERP scum or he's town
and I know he's not a derp ass derp so that means he's more likely to be town

This wagon is shit and should be dismantled immediately

Shutup your bad and all the posts before this and all the conclusions you drew are fucking bad. "MATTP CALLED METOWN HE MADE ME FEEL GOOD" did you miss the part where he VOTED YOU EARLIER FOR FUCKING TODAY? When it LOOKED like your juicy mislynch was going through?

Sit

the fuck

down.

Because you're not good. ANd you're not dismantling my wagon on scum.

Alright Nuwen if he flips scum I'll sheep you, if he flips town you guys sheep me.

Deal?

[UberNinja]

And yes I'm voting mattp because he's done bad things and I don't have any real scumreads


But what reasons did you have for voting me when you actually voted me

FCUK YOU YOU DON'T EVE NOT HAVE SCUMCHAT HOW CAN YOU SAY LOLNODCUMHAR.

Are you perpetually drunk all of a sudden or have all of your posts for the last few days been unintelligible on purpose?

Get a grip singer.
Post in your hydra.
Use real words.

[UberNinja]

Vote: CDB

[UberNinja]

Glork is either scum or fucking terrible as I have been saying all along.
Wyrd is also either scum or retarded, but they must sheep me for the rest of the game so we're all good there, in theory.

Look guys, we need to stop lynching OBVIOUS FUCKING TOWNIES and leaving SHIT like CDB, Glork, Reck, and Wyrd alive.
I can't win this game by myself bitches

[UberNinja]

Glork is either scum or fucking terrible as I have been saying all along.
Wyrd is also either scum or retarded, but they must sheep me for the rest of the game so we're all good there, in theory.

Look guys, we need to stop lynching OBVIOUS FUCKING TOWNIES and leaving SHIT like CDB, Glork, Reck, and Wyrd alive.
I can't win this game by myself bitches

Reposting for great justice because 1000 and because page break

Sup.

[UberNinja]

I'm just giving you grief Glork, don't take it personally. I'm down to join the bloc.

Axxle
BBmolla
chamber

ChannelDelibird
xRECKONERx
evilpacman18

Glork

Katsuki

Singer is Nachomamma

UberNinja

Wyrd


Y'know.
If UberNinja would just play nice, we'd have a voting bloc of ultimate winning here.

Lynch among the darkies.
Axxle vigges among the darkies.
Lynch among the darkies.
Axxle vigges among the darkies.
Lynch among the darkies.

If we havent won yet, then Chamber is scum and was possibly lying about Axxle.


I'm debating whether or not to ask Axxle who he targeted last night. I'm thinking wait, because that way the scums can't just derp around... or trololohammer like Panzer did to MattP.

6) xRECKONERx
7) evilpacman18
10) Katsuki
13) Panzerjager
14) Singer is Nachomamma
16) Wyrd

^All of the scum are in here, I guarantee it.

These coincide pretty well.

Let's fuckin' do this.

Wyrd, xRECK, Katsuki, CDB in that order.

If chamber or Axxle are scum it throws a wrench in but that can't be helped at this stage.
First time somebody flips town we stop and recalibrate but until then we FUCKING BULLDOZE.

Deal, Glork?
If so, lets fucking roll.

[UberNinja]

Dear chamber,

Have you claimed? If so could you please point it out to me?

Thanks,
Uber

[UberNinja]

pacman, straight up, are you town? If you lie to me I will chop your damn head off.



p-edit: Don't worry CDB you can help us lynch your buddy. You're all dead soon anyway.

[UberNinja]

Unvote; Vote: Wyrd

epm is a distant 5th-ish to the people in post 1011

Wyrd, Reck, Katsuki, CDB in that order plz

[UberNinja]

[just generally stuff UberNinja says]

Don't mock me, I'll chop your damn head off.

[UberNinja]

Those have to be the stupidest fucking bases for town reads that I've ever seen.

[UberNinja]

What's the basis for your BBmolla town read, Glork?

I have no such read. He's fucking scummy as hell.

[UberNinja]

Where the fuck are all the townies. Stop being bitches and post dammit

[UberNinja]

Fate I think this is one of those games where you should just hand reins over to Nuwen.
p.s. Chamber's most likely town

I'm wont to agree with UN being more likely scum than town though.
Oh and we're still not lynching Fate ever will be annoyed if Axxle actually shot Fate.

Vote: UN

LOLOL

[UberNinja]

Look guys, we need to stop lynching OBVIOUS FUCKING TOWNIES and leaving SHIT like CDB, Glork, Reck, and Wyrd alive.

I dislike this post heavily for a multitude of reasons.

Because it has your scumbuddies in it?

[UberNinja]

Wyrd, Reck, and probably chamber are scum.

Final words because it looks like this FUCKING DERP ASS DERP TOWN is going to let themselves be run by scum.

Goodbye, cruel world.

[UberNinja]

Actually no FUCK THAT.

I'm a fucking townie and you fucking morons need to get your damn votes off me and onto Wyrd.

LOOK AT THE FUCKING EVIDENCE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS:

UN is town :/ Don't you think it's damn "coincidental" that noone is letting a Reck or Kat lynch happen? I can understand Wyrd because people are piss scared of him, but nobody is exactly singing praises of Kat or Reck yet they are somehow being ignored by a lot of players.

If you're seriously going to do that CDB you're a fucking asshole

VOTE: MattP

Fucking slit Kats, Recks and Wyrds throats

LOL THIS GAME
I'd say some stuff but I'm rather amused watching all these people trying to push Fate.

Also sad that UN lynch still not going through.

UNVOTE, VOTE: MATTP

P-EDIT: LOLOL

Oh yea this is the worst looking jump I've ever seen in a MS game soo yea

Glork, Wyrd is scum it's like fairly obv

Reck is useless or scum but since I value him as a player I'm gonna assume scum too

Heh Wyrd your push on me is so transparently fake as shit it's fucking hilarious

My issue is that I haven't pinned anyone down as "OMG YOURE SCUM" except MoS and then I started networking off of MoS when that happened (When I called Kat scum)

I still think Kat is scum and at least one of Reck/Wyrd is scum

Glork is a little bit paranoia flakes about his confirmable claim which is bizarre because he just ousted himself as a PR when he didn't have much pressure on him so he just read like he was playing his cards impulsively.

I'd bet one of my townreads is wrong though

pedit: hehe

[UberNinja]

Yes, and I, as scum, would obviously kill off my most vocal opponent.

I mean if you're going to use WIFOM, I am too. No way would I kill Gamma as scum in this position. No fucking way.

So your reason to ignore the entirety of Nuwen's case on UN is "UN isn't dead already"?

LOLOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

SCUM IS WHAT IT IS

[UberNinja]

p-edit: Oh.... ok

Vote: Reck

[UberNinja]

UBERNINJA SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SHEEP ME

YES MASTER

[UberNinja]

Glork, get over here numbnuts

AND ANYBODY ON MY WAGON, IF YOU'RE TOWN AND YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING IDIOT... vote Reck please

Nuwen/Fate, if you're town, you're the biggest fucking failboat player in the history of mafiascum

[UberNinja]

No I'm asking you questions and you're screaming like a banshee without answering them

I'm not scum this game and I'M ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO COMMISERATED WITH SOCIO ABOUT HOW NOBODY LOOKS AT NIGHTKILLS

seriously this is fucking stupid. I swear on my goddamn life I would never do something as fucking stupid as fucking kill Gamma yet that is THE ENTIRE BASIS OF THIS WAGON ON ME

B-B-B-BUT I'D NEVER DO THAT AS SCUM!!! SRSLY GUISE!!!

B-B-B-BULLSHIT

DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE

[UberNinja]

Also: why the hell do you guys still think I'm SK? Not that I really care, but mafia is much more dangerous than SK anyway.

I'm very wary regarding wyrd, but the UN argument is compelling...

NO ITS NOT

IF YOU'RE TOWN GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS AND FUCKING VOTE FUCKING RECK

[UberNinja]

HELL EVEN IF YOU'RE SK VOTE HIM JUST SO YOU CAN LOOK TOWNIE