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Post #9460 (isolation #12) » Tue May 01, 2012 2:03 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted. S/He was indeed crashed. By your car. You had strong motivation for that somebody's death. You were also drunk. You had death threat letters for that somebody in your possession. You are sent to prison for life.
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Post #9468 (isolation #15) » Sun May 06, 2012 2:21 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted... You become sleepless guy and becomes so bored at night, goes around the empty streets. Eventually your night strolling attracts hobos and they rape you and steal your money.
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Post #9470 (isolation #16) » Sun May 06, 2012 3:38 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted. After fiddling with that cursed cube for three days and three nights non-stop, you finally crack it. However, after you squeal with joy and leave for ten seconds to call your friend over to tell him your achievement, your three year old baby brother comes along and messes it up. You scream at your brother and strangle him. That moment, your friend enters the house calls the police and you are sent to jail. There you share your cell with 250 pounds Russian skin-head who is delighted that he got a skinny wimp with no hair in his arse has come to share some intimate times. Shawshank Redemption, this ain't.
I wish my printer doesn't suck up three pages at a time and wastes ink.
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Post #9474 (isolation #17) » Sun May 06, 2012 4:27 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted. But your Skin-head Russian Mafia cellmate glares at your sandwich. You give it to him in the hopes of having a quiet night. He takes the sandwich, thanks you and says he will repay it by giving you the chance to penetrate his arse tonight.
I wish I destroy my friend in a game of Battleship.
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Post #9476 (isolation #18) » Sun May 06, 2012 5:42 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted. Liam Neeson is a nice man. He smokes fatass cigar, has a gigantic ship, helicopter, and everything else you don't have. He invites you on his helicopter and throws you off on a snowy mountain where wolves rip you apart and eat you.
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Post #9481 (isolation #20) » Mon May 07, 2012 2:33 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted. Your now unemployeed Genie comes out of his lamp and beats the shit out of you. He then chucks you in a pool of Indian Cobras and you die slowly in agony.
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Post #9488 (isolation #22) » Mon May 07, 2012 4:05 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted. You trial fly it alone and crash land in Jurassic era. You are forever hunted by all sorts of dinosaurs, insects, fishes, etc etc. Finally you end up getting ripped tiny piece by piece by little compsognathuses.
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Post #9490 (isolation #23) » Mon May 07, 2012 4:11 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted. It wasn't dead in the first place! In the sewer system, it mutates into an albino giant hunky monster and eats all the manhole inspectors in the city. But oh no! I'm a manhole inspector myself!! Eeeeek!!!!
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Post #9492 (isolation #24) » Mon May 07, 2012 4:21 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted. Your work is basically male prostitution. Your computer fucks all your clients. You are soon fired from your job and your computer takes over your life.
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Post #9503 (isolation #26) » Tue May 08, 2012 2:02 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted. You go actually blind and thus no need for glasses. At ALL. How lucky! Now you don't require this annoying little lenses on your nose to see things. Actually, you don't have to see anything!
Granted! You borrowed money from loan sharks and paid off using that. Now all you need to do is just pay the loan sharks back. Good luck with that 35% interest per week!
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Post #9510 (isolation #27) » Wed May 09, 2012 1:38 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted. You are in your deathbed. As a corpse, you had some gas in your stomach left over and you really want to let it out.
Finally the guys in your funeral buries you six feet under and you are able to relax. Letting go of your remaining gas.
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Post #9513 (isolation #28) » Wed May 09, 2012 3:18 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted. Only problem is that you get a throat cancer before you attempt to eat anything at all! Poor you. You won't even be able to drink water now. Not even your saliva. But hey, no worries about any consequences! Only that you can't do it.
I wish I win that auction on The Dark Knight Rises poster.
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Post #9515 (isolation #29) » Thu May 10, 2012 10:20 am
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted. However the reason why the date of the end of semester changing so suddenly is caused by you. You were having an experiment in the Health Science Department when your test tube and bunsen burner exploded. It caused major fire and explosion in that building, forcing the school to shut down immediately. No worries, it will be back to normal at the beginning of the next semester. Although it will be missing its Health Science Department.
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Post #9518 (isolation #30) » Fri May 11, 2012 4:58 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted! You decide to download some more and lo behold on your doorsteps. Federal Agents arrest you for being a super hacker which you obviously aren't.
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Post #9520 (isolation #31) » Sat May 12, 2012 1:56 am
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted. You are so fast and fill this entire thread with your own posts. You are a sad lonely man. I feel sorry but I can't help you because you are just making wishes and granting them at the same time. Still, your wish has been granted!
I wish Jurassic Park to be remade not have a 4th in its series.
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Post #9524 (isolation #32) » Mon May 14, 2012 1:24 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted. As a result of Greenhouse effect or whatever else its called, it snows in LA! Holy fuck. All the homeless people freeze to death. Hollywood stars flee the site.
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Post #9533 (isolation #34) » Wed May 16, 2012 6:49 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted! That makes a straight flush! Well done to you! But look around. Where are you? A dark, sleazy underground casino joint run by Russian Mafia. And who did you play against? Why, the boss himself, of course. He isn't too pleased, you see. He thought he had the better hand, but no. Good luck getting out of there, mate. Don't call me for help.
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Post #9547 (isolation #37) » Tue May 22, 2012 1:57 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted! They are honest indeed, but are you?? They've got a keen eye, and they aren't happy about you. You were the next player to Equinox (see post #9533 for more), and yeah, you're in trouble.
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Post #9646 (isolation #59) » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:24 pm
Postby drmyshotgun »
Granted! Your little brother gives you one. What he forgot (?) to tell you is that he let your dog have a big lick on it seconds before. You eat it without realizing it and later find out that your dog's breath smells like that ice cream you just ate.
I wish for weight loss. 3kg would do nicely for me.