Be a jerk to the above poster

Psyche · Post Post #181 (isolation #0) » Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:56 pm

This thread sucks, SC.

SUCKS

Psyche · Post Post #190 (isolation #1) » Sun Sep 30, 2012 4:24 pm

You fucked a cow you perverted fuck.

Psyche · Post Post #192 (isolation #2) » Sun Sep 30, 2012 4:28 pm

That wasn't funny! Go to cow hell!

Psyche · Post Post #224 (isolation #3) » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:24 pm

Just handcuffed you to your desk.

Gettin a raise from my boss.

Psyche · Post Post #238 (isolation #4) » Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:39 pm

I make a game, force you to sign up, and then modkill you as part of the opening scene.

Psyche · Post Post #241 (isolation #5) » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:09 pm

I imagine the sex! And you can't stop me! Bahahaha.

Psyche · Post Post #299 (isolation #6) » Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:17 pm

I sing you a beautiful song and offer you beautiful roses.

Psyche · Post Post #307 (isolation #7) » Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:46 pm

I give you a warm hug and ask you about your day.

Psyche · Post Post #310 (isolation #8) » Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:07 pm

I take up your favorite hobby, even though it is obscure and uninteresting, just so you'll have someone to talk to about it.

Psyche · Post Post #313 (isolation #9) » Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:46 pm

I offer you your favorite food. For free. Sincerely.

Psyche · Post Post #315 (isolation #10) » Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:11 pm

I wish you a wonderful Halloween, or just a wonderful October 31st, if you object to the holiday.

Psyche · Post Post #344 (isolation #11) » Fri Oct 26, 2012 11:56 am

I embrace you in a warm hug whenever you feel cold.

Psyche · Post Post #347 (isolation #12) » Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:04 pm

I offer to cook you a delicious meal with it and to feed it to your greatest enemy.

Psyche · Post Post #349 (isolation #13) » Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:55 pm

I offer to moan sensually as you do this just in case sadomasochism is your style.

Psyche · Post Post #355 (isolation #14) » Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:09 am

I refrain from criiticizing your mispelling of side effect so that your self-esteem doesn't drop.

I apologie for even mentioning this misspelling.

Psyche · Post Post #579 (isolation #15) » Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:33 pm

Oh my.

What an intense thing you've done, there.

Psyche · Post Post #581 (isolation #16) » Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:36 pm

Oh, you peed in my soda.

That's cute.

Psyche · Post Post #587 (isolation #17) » Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:14 pm

lol i love your amateuristic pranks

Psyche · Post Post #607 (isolation #18) » Sat May 04, 2013 7:19 am

My, aren't you a scrumple of buttons?

Psyche · Post Post #618 (isolation #19) » Sun May 05, 2013 3:55 pm

Oh, you're so intelligent! What an expansive vocabulary!

Psyche · Post Post #628 (isolation #20) » Mon May 06, 2013 12:53 pm

Oh, it's your scumday! Happy scumday! I love you!

Psyche · Post Post #633 (isolation #21) » Tue May 07, 2013 2:10 pm

I gave you a warm hug.

Psyche · Post Post #635 (isolation #22) » Tue May 07, 2013 3:00 pm

I kiss you on the cheek, too.

Psyche · Post Post #638 (isolation #23) » Wed May 08, 2013 2:04 pm

I don't love you because I'm a freak.

I'm a freak because I love you.

Psyche · Post Post #640 (isolation #24) » Wed May 08, 2013 5:34 pm

You're so intelligent! Look at all the big words you know!

Psyche · Post Post #643 (isolation #25) » Thu May 09, 2013 2:55 pm

NO ONE SAID THAT.

NOT ONE SOUL.

(except those losers at Dartmouth)

Psyche · Post Post #646 (isolation #26) » Fri May 10, 2013 2:54 pm

And the dumbos at Yale...

Psyche · Post Post #648 (isolation #27) » Fri May 10, 2013 3:27 pm

Why is everyone in this thread so mean? >.<

Psyche · Post Post #652 (isolation #28) » Fri May 10, 2013 4:11 pm

Ooh, so strong.

Psyche · Post Post #662 (isolation #29) » Sun May 12, 2013 7:07 am

Reeeally?

Psyche · Post Post #665 (isolation #30) » Sun May 12, 2013 5:37 pm

Ooh, these insults are getting a bit more substantive, now.

Psyche · Post Post #674 (isolation #31) » Mon May 13, 2013 2:21 pm

I'll kiss it and make it alll better.

Psyche · Post Post #676 (isolation #32) » Mon May 13, 2013 2:27 pm

I will play whatever game you wanna play.

Psyche · Post Post #677 (isolation #33) » Mon May 13, 2013 2:30 pm

Psyche · Post Post #679 (isolation #34) » Mon May 13, 2013 3:22 pm

Silly rabbit, semiautomatics are dangerous!

Psyche · Post Post #681 (isolation #35) » Mon May 13, 2013 3:25 pm

You're so tough. That's sexy.

Psyche · Post Post #687 (isolation #36) » Sat May 18, 2013 4:50 am

I treat you like a meaningful player anyway.

Psyche · Post Post #689 (isolation #37) » Sat May 18, 2013 7:03 am

Deliberately violating the purpose of a thread just for the lulz isn't being a jerk?

Thanks for the heads-up, bro. You're so helpful. <3

:]

Psyche · Post Post #694 (isolation #38) » Sun May 19, 2013 5:34 am

Psyche · Post Post #701 (isolation #39) » Sun May 19, 2013 5:22 pm

I spend those hours counting the ways I love you.

Psyche · Post Post #708 (isolation #40) » Mon May 20, 2013 2:21 pm

I replace it with the best one in town (because I <3 you).

Psyche · Post Post #710 (isolation #41) » Mon May 20, 2013 2:48 pm

all for you <3

Psyche · Post Post #722 (isolation #42) » Wed May 29, 2013 9:35 am

i clean them instead out of love.

Psyche · Post Post #724 (isolation #43) » Wed May 29, 2013 10:33 am

I love youuu

Psyche · Post Post #726 (isolation #44) » Wed May 29, 2013 10:41 am

my love is sincere and not perverse!

Psyche · Post Post #749 (isolation #45) » Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:49 pm

I drop you from a height so high you splat.

Psyche · Post Post #769 (isolation #46) » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:05 am

i glomp ya

Psyche · Post Post #771 (isolation #47) » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:15 am

:]

(this thread sucks and your threads in general suck)

Psyche · Post Post #776 (isolation #48) » Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:21 am

I think your avatar is really cool!

Your avatar makes you look like a fat hobo

Psyche · Post Post #783 (isolation #49) » Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:36 am

stab stab stab

Psyche · Post Post #788 (isolation #50) » Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:06 pm

i admire your buttocks

Psyche · Post Post #790 (isolation #51) » Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:08 pm

I admire your buttocks.

Psyche · Post Post #792 (isolation #52) » Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:14 pm

hey no need to get angry there's enough buttock appreciation to go around for everyone

Psyche · Post Post #794 (isolation #53) » Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:43 pm

or i can do it here

Psyche · Post Post #798 (isolation #54) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:17 am

I console Richard with a discourse on the unimportance of tongues

Psyche · Post Post #800 (isolation #55) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:49 am

Yah oaky

Psyche · Post Post #802 (isolation #56) » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:02 am

I, uh, bet that you don't lead a very fulfilling life.

Psyche · Post Post #809 (isolation #57) » Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:17 pm

I tattoo "Property of Justin Bieber" on your left buttock.

Psyche · Post Post #811 (isolation #58) » Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:27 pm

Psyche · Post Post #813 (isolation #59) » Sun Jun 23, 2013 6:39 pm

I am leaving.

Psyche · Post Post #817 (isolation #60) » Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:51 am

I clean it up without getting in anyone's way. <3

Psyche · Post Post #819 (isolation #61) » Mon Jul 01, 2013 11:00 am

I suck graciously. <3

Psyche · Post Post #824 (isolation #62) » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:55 pm

I watch them with you. <3

Psyche · Post Post #834 (isolation #63) » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:39 pm

i think its time for a discussion of what constitutes "jerkiness"

Psyche · Post Post #840 (isolation #64) » Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:00 pm

i kiss ur mother on the cheek

Psyche · Post Post #862 (isolation #65) » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:04 am

Shut up, ace.

Psyche · Post Post #881 (isolation #66) » Thu Aug 29, 2013 4:49 pm

I pat your loins fondly.

Psyche · Post Post #883 (isolation #67) » Thu Aug 29, 2013 4:52 pm

Using my pool ball eyes, I stare at yours meaningfully.

Psyche · Post Post #886 (isolation #68) » Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:09 pm

I offer to share the princess with you.

Psyche · Post Post #888 (isolation #69) » Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:17 pm

Psyche · Post Post #958 (isolation #70) » Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:30 am

Woah, StrangerCoug. You just got

told

. I'm not sure anyone here can overstate how clever kaze's announcement of apathy was.

Psyche · Post Post #971 (isolation #71) » Sat Sep 21, 2013 1:10 pm

i love u

Psyche · Post Post #980 (isolation #72) » Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:56 am

i loveee you

Psyche · Post Post #1003 (isolation #73) » Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:50 pm

i think your misspelling of a terrorist group's name just shows how quirky and cute you are

Psyche · Post Post #1012 (isolation #74) » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:26 am

In post 1004, Yiley wrote:I think that you are creepy

</3

Psyche · Post Post #1041 (isolation #75) » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:34 am

Is Yiley's schtick his loose impersonation of Ythan?

Psyche · Post Post #1042 (isolation #76) » Tue Sep 24, 2013 9:35 am

Yep. I'm hijacking this thread.

Psyche · Post Post #1062 (isolation #77) » Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:14 am

Oooh what flavor gum?

Psyche · Post Post #1067 (isolation #78) » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:42 am

Oh, you're into that sort of thing.

Psyche · Post Post #1084 (isolation #79) » Wed Sep 25, 2013 4:50 pm

oh god why???

Psyche · Post Post #1087 (isolation #80) » Wed Sep 25, 2013 6:01 pm

when you want to hit him
thats when he knows he's won

Psyche · Post Post #1089 (isolation #81) » Wed Sep 25, 2013 6:26 pm

more like
if your hyperepretitive response scheme is annoying everyone who reads your post
you're fulfilling the thread's purpose in a really meta way

Psyche · Post Post #1091 (isolation #82) » Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:07 pm

bwahahahahahahahaha

Psyche · Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:54 pm

I AM JUST A COPY OF A COPY OF A COPY.
EVERYTHING I SAY HAS BEEN DONE BEFOREEEE.

Psyche · Post Post #1108 (isolation #84) » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:27 am

Psyche · Post Post #1118 (isolation #85) » Sun Sep 29, 2013 4:54 pm

ohh

someone's

personality just got painted in a very negative light
i'm not sayin' any names
as to do so would be redundant

Psyche · Post Post #1120 (isolation #86) » Sun Sep 29, 2013 5:00 pm

damn feirei
do you know what happens at ivy league schools when you needlessly introduce redundancy into a perfectly valid sentence construction?
not good things man
not good things

Psyche · Post Post #1122 (isolation #87) » Sun Sep 29, 2013 5:11 pm

im scared i might have identified feirei by the wrong gender

Psyche · Post Post #1130 (isolation #88) » Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:15 am

In post 1128, T S O wrote:You can't lynch a modkill, Yiley. Please.

mod's probly not that competent in this example

Psyche · Post Post #1132 (isolation #89) » Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:50 am

as long as they are in order

Psyche · Post Post #1150 (isolation #90) » Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:11 pm

i help ace with his sandwich making

Psyche · Post Post #1175 (isolation #91) » Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:44 am

that's line crossing, man

Psyche · Post Post #1176 (isolation #92) » Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:49 am

i take a brake and stake it inside your baked steak using a sharpened rake that i got from jake the fake human cake after he 'fell' in Lake Masturbake

Psyche · Post Post #1193 (isolation #93) » Mon Oct 07, 2013 6:57 am

Because your mom is a whore. :)

Psyche · Post Post #1240 (isolation #94) » Sun Oct 13, 2013 5:54 am

I do mysterious things inside the batplane.

Psyche · Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:05 am

I laugh as much as you ask me to.

Psyche · Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:58 am

lol ur so funneh

Psyche · Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:58 am

Psyche · Post Post #1255 (isolation #98) » Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:29 pm

heehee

Psyche · Post Post #1270 (isolation #99) » Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:22 pm

hee hee

Psyche · Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:29 pm

Psyche · Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:49 pm

Seriously you guys have got to learn the difference between "being a jerk" and "being a sadistic sociopath".

Psyche · Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:38 pm

In post 1315, T S O wrote:
In post 1284, Psyche wrote:Seriously you guys have got to learn the difference between "being a jerk" and "being a sadistic sociopath".

In post 1316, StrangerCoug wrote:I slash your tires.

Psyche · Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:41 pm

what a jerkk

Psyche · Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:23 am

goddam it strangercoug

Psyche · Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:23 am

stop it

Psyche · Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:35 am

I kidnap everyone you've ever liked and dissolve them all in the same tub of battery acid while conscious.

Am I winning?

Psyche · Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:24 am

I jerk you off in front of everyone ITT.

Psyche · Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:43 pm

I make you take it all in at once.

Psyche · Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:52 pm

i have mastered self-pleasure

Psyche · Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:53 pm

look ma
no hands

Psyche · Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:36 am

i just had the runs inside your kidneys

Psyche · Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:37 am

who has diabetes

now

beyotch

Psyche · Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:14 am

i record a video of the activity and watch it with your mom during one of our trihourly "meetings"

we find the size of your endowment simply adorable

Psyche · Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:33 am

I claim to have had sex with

everyone

.

Everyone is unshunned!

Psyche · Tue Oct 22, 2013 4:08 pm

homosexuality doesn't exist where i come from

Psyche · Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:34 am

this is your chance

Psyche · Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:47 am

hone your abilities moar

Psyche · Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:08 am

so many ways to misspell you're

Psyche · Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:43 pm

Psyche · Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:39 pm

bitch, please

Psyche · Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:33 am

damn straight

Psyche · Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:39 am

i spell aliens correctly

Psyche · Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:32 pm

weirdos

Psyche · Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:50 pm

guys, take heed
this guy knows his stuff about making threads suck

Psyche · Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:49 pm

i caress your hair

Psyche · Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:49 am

I decompose every argument you ever make and identify their weakest premises and post a caustic rendering of the results of my analysis on a private blog named in honor of how regularly wrong you are.

Psyche · Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:27 am

virus disabled

Psyche · Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:32 am

In post 1471, Yiley wrote:It caused your device to explode

explosion disabled

Psyche · Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:14 pm

disabling disabled

Psyche · Thu Nov 07, 2013 7:37 pm

I milk your shake.

Psyche · Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:05 pm

Psyche · Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:55 am

into*

Psyche · Mon Nov 25, 2013 12:12 pm

I offer myself to your behind.

Psyche · Sat Nov 30, 2013 5:54 pm

The peed-on blanket gets shoved into your penis.

Psyche · Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:44 pm

All of the blanket.

Psyche · Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:59 am

you can't fake clever tso

Psyche · Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:33 pm

your insults are very clever and sophisticated

Psyche · Sat Dec 28, 2013 5:25 am

niceee

Psyche · Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:46 am

Psyche · Sat Feb 15, 2014 5:32 am

Psyche · Sat Feb 15, 2014 8:22 am

Psyche · Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:46 am

Granted, but you're still forgotten.

Psyche · Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:49 am

Psyche · Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:54 am

Psyche · Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:25 pm

Interesting...

Psyche · Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:52 pm

Sure?

Psyche · Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:26 am

Psyche · Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:13 pm

I dance.

Psyche · Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:02 am

I like your jib

Psyche · Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:05 pm

ENERGY DRINKSS

Psyche · Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:34 pm

In post 2399, StrangerCoug wrote:I respond in kind, except as the Grim Reaper.

*kisses cheek*

Psyche · Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:20 pm

only if ur a jungian
which you really shouldnt be

Psyche · Sun Sep 28, 2014 12:21 pm

that's only vaguely harmful
like apples

Psyche · Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:27 am

that is not what jerk means
it really isn't

Psyche · Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:35 am

you smell as if
a rotten egg
has been taken up through the rectum
of a skunk
that then dies of constipation
and then decays partially on a sidewalk
in extremely hot, extremely humid weather
as it is systematically pooped upon by birds
and spat upon by partakers of the oral alternative to cigarettes
in the presence of children

Psyche · Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:39 pm

In post 2525, StrangerCoug wrote:You are said skunk and I am one of said "partakers of the oral alternative to cigarettes".

lamee

Psyche · Wed Oct 08, 2014 4:36 pm

you're always a step behind strangercoug
outright ignoring someone for the sake of your own masturbatory whims is one of the ultimate douche moves