Be a jerk to the above poster

[RichardGHP]

I steal you and sell you on the black market.

[Psyche]

I think your avatar is really cool!

Your avatar makes you look like a fat hobo

[StrangerCoug]

I throw you off the Burj Khalifa.

[RichardGHP]

I hang you from it, whatever it is.

[StrangerCoug]

Wikipedia article on the Burj Khalifa

I drop a snooker table on you.

[RichardGHP]

I encrypt all your scripts for Coug Comics.

[StrangerCoug]

I set you on fire.

Multiple-Choice Trivia is running again if you want to take a stab.

[RichardGHP]

Here's an idea: go update Wheel instead of causing various physical harm to me.

Maybe I will.

[Psyche]

stab stab stab

[StrangerCoug]

I tie you to the train tracks.

[CuddlyCaucasian]

*hugs StrangerCoug aggressively*

[StrangerCoug]

Not you, too...

[Klazam]

I fart in your general direction

[Psyche]

i admire your buttocks

[TheIrishPope]

I block your view of his buttocks.

[Psyche]

I admire your buttocks.

[RichardGHP]

I admire your SHUT THE HELL UP.

[Psyche]

hey no need to get angry there's enough buttock appreciation to go around for everyone

[StrangerCoug]

I'm not into ass, so you can go admire your perversion somewhere else.

[Psyche]

or i can do it here

[StrangerCoug]

FORGET YOU.

[RichardGHP]

HA HA, I CAN YELL LOUDER THAN YOU.

[StrangerCoug]

I cut your tongue out.

[Psyche]

I console Richard with a discourse on the unimportance of tongues

[StrangerCoug]

And since they're so unimportant, I cut yours out, too.