An ill-advised text-based adventure:

Antihero · Post Post #56 (isolation #0) » Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:46 pm

what is this and why the hell did no one invite me?

Antihero · Post Post #59 (isolation #1) » Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:52 pm

no memories? well the solution is obvious. more head trauma. that's how ppl get superpowers.

action: run at full speed at the back wall

Antihero · Post Post #67 (isolation #2) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:50 am

ok, just for clarification, if i do something does that mean EVERYONE else does the same thing, or is it just me? i was under the impression it was the latter

Antihero · Post Post #69 (isolation #3) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:56 am

In post 63, mastin2 wrote:I didn't send out invitations because honestly, I made the game on a whim--I wasn't entirely certain that I'd be able to make much of it, so didn't want to get people hyped up only for it to end in failure. Since then, I have worked out the details of the game and I know exactly how players can win it, so I put a link in my sig, but don't want to actively invite people in, because the title's accurate: it's ill-advised, because you're definitely getting more than you asked for.

i was giving tth a hard time, not you mastin.

Antihero · Post Post #71 (isolation #4) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:39 am

just a sec, i'm waiting on mastin's answer to my question

Antihero · Post Post #74 (isolation #5) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 7:22 am

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

action: loosen the screws in the bed "with a great amount of effort"

Antihero · Post Post #137 (isolation #6) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:53 am

personal action: whistle to the guard and taunt him about how much of a loser he has to be to be a prison guard in a secret underground prison holding random assholes like us. when he gets close enough, stab him in the eye with the screw i just pulled off the bed.

tth, grab the key out of the door

Antihero · Post Post #149 (isolation #7) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:56 pm

mastin, i will die happy if you answer beast's prayer by giving him hemorrhoids

Antihero · Post Post #154 (isolation #8) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 8:24 pm

personal action: allow the guard to get close and stab me. then, as he's doing so, grab onto his clothes and pull him closer. bite him on the neck as hard as possible and rip his jugular open.

Antihero · Post Post #157 (isolation #9) » Sat Feb 07, 2015 8:31 pm

finding knowledge within yourself is for assholes

ripping open people's necks w/ your teeth is how you get shit done

Antihero · Post Post #168 (isolation #10) » Sun Feb 08, 2015 7:05 am

i have no idea what i'm doing any more

Antihero · Post Post #171 (isolation #11) » Sun Feb 08, 2015 7:25 am

In post 169, beastcharizard wrote:If only someone who doesn't have a closed cell would do something to remedy the situation in some way.

icwatudidthere

Antihero · Post Post #174 (isolation #12) » Sun Feb 08, 2015 9:15 am

Antihero · Post Post #182 (isolation #13) » Sun Feb 08, 2015 2:38 pm

LOLMASTIN

this is the best text based adventure of all time

Antihero · Post Post #187 (isolation #14) » Sun Feb 08, 2015 5:06 pm

exactly

it's not a party until someone bleeds

Antihero · Post Post #188 (isolation #15) » Sun Feb 08, 2015 5:07 pm

uhhhhhhhhhhhh shit

2 head injuries a stab wound
what the hell else can i do to myself?