Micro 963—Kids With Lungs GAME OVER

[Jake The Wolfie]

whoever posts after this post is definitely a mafia

I may be mafia, but I'm not sick.

I kill people for organized crime, not because I coughed too hard on them.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Greetings and salutations! I registered on this forum to be able to share my insight into this fascinating field of study. Always interested in new fascinating ways we can learn about the world revolving Mafia, I joined this specific game to study it more. I've gotten a new batch of students that i will work hard through their PhD studies but i should be able to find some time here once in a while to interact with my fellows and root out the mafia players.

Let us study hard to make this digital world a better place.

Oh. My. Devil. It's Harrington Dashwood!

[Jake The Wolfie]

No it isnt I rolled town move along

VOTE: Saudaue

Bang! You have died by the un

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elentless force of an unnatural object detouring through your midregion, the source of this was an explosion captured in a hand-sized cannon, which was touching Jake at the time!

[Jake The Wolfie]

what the hell did i sign up for

Why, you signed up for Kids With

Guns

Lungs, of course!

[Jake The Wolfie]

Some people in the class have yet to show their faces, and as an educator it always saddens me to see the bright minds of the future shirk their responsibilities.

I ain't here to learn. I'm here to do the mafia's dirty work, like enforce health codes.

Jake whispers into a hidden mic

Would that really be dirty work? No? Ok.

I'm here to do the mafia's not-dirty work, like enforce health codes.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Yes Buldgy Wuldgy, I know your game exists, there's just nothing interesting going on.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Yes Buldgy Wuldgy, I know your game exists, there's just nothing interesting going on.

Vote Harrington

Na. This VC is already painful to read as is, I don't need to add my vote onto my idol, Mr. Sir. and Dr. Dashwood.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake v suspicious for that post

I also don't want to put someone at E-1

[Jake The Wolfie]

another suspicious jake post

We don't need you poisoning anyone with all the nightShade you're throwing around.

[Jake The Wolfie]

sounds like a confession to me

I would tell you to clean your ears, but I wouldn't want to subject anyone to such torment.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Harrington is legit scum though

As opposed to illegitimate scum I suppose.

[Jake The Wolfie]

reported for Gamma Emeraldism

[Jake The Wolfie]

Mr, Sir, and Dr. Dashwood, what are your thoughts?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Mr, Sir, and Dr. Dashwood, what are your thoughts?

My thoughts are in favour of heeding Saudade's advice in casting out Not_Mafia as Mafia. Though deceptively their name suggests against it.
Their playstyle is counter-intuitive to that which town should strive for. That holy Matroneum of:
- Openness about thoughts regarding the game.
- Clear thought and mind.
- Seriousness when it comes to voting justification.
- An thorough explanation of scummy intentions behind the target accused.

Saudade has questioned Not_Mafia's intentions in scumreading me and not received an satisfactory answer in reply. Therefore it is natural for Saudade's trustworthiness to be held in higher regard, even if any other entities do not hold the privilege of already knowing the alignment on that person which has been accused by the defendant in question.

A flip on Not_Mafia would also clarify Pooky's allignment as their thoughts have been in sync in these latest pages.

This is why you are both Male, Knighted, and hold a Doctorate in Social Deductology.

[Jake The Wolfie]

*Cough cough*

NOT_MAFIA and POOKY YOU STUPID MONGRELS CAN YOU STOP ACTING LIKE TOTAL IDIOTS AND PLAY THE F****** GAME BY ACTUALLY EXPLAINING IN **** ENGLISH WHY MY POSTS "EXUDE SCUM" AND MAKE SOME GODDAMN SENSE?!!1??

*Cough Cough*

Dearie me, i do not know what came over me.

Jake's eyes flashed red for a split second, face stuck in a smile.

"Everyone needs a break from character everynonce in awhile."

His smile softened, eyes glistening to be a golden as ever.

By my analysis, Not_Mafia and Professor Dashwood are at odds with eachother.

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: Not_Mafia

Not_Mafia hard pushing Dashwood for no reason is suspicious as hell, and the fact that Dashwood is at Ex-1 with little effort is concerning, especially when no one has given reason to vote them.

[Jake The Wolfie]

We’re lynching Harrington because he’s obvscum, he’s hiding behind a a thick to get away with lazy pushes

Their only push has been you for.. oh, I dunno, unjustly pushing them?

[Jake The Wolfie]

I’m not unjustly pushing him though, he’s scum

You could be bussing them, in fact that was my 2nd thought if they were scum.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Okay you caught me, I’m bussing him, can you help me before I chanhe my mind?

I'm not voting them because I don't think they are scum.

[Jake The Wolfie]

The only way to prove me wrong is to lynch Boomerton

I never said they were town, either.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Not_Mafia, I am not in the buisness of proving right or wrong. I'm in the buisness of executing scum.

[Jake The Wolfie]

We also have less than 1 hour to execute someone.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Boomerton is the only viable wagpn

Convince me that Dashwood is scum, don't play idiotic "Prove me wrong bruh" games with me.

[Jake The Wolfie]

I am Harrington Dashwood and i say.
That Not_Mafia for his crimes must pay.

If i am lynched today.
Don't let him get away.

For Not_Mafia to die i pray.

As I have previously stated, I don't find you towny. Who else would you suggest we execute?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake don't waste the elimination please

I remain unconvinced. Other people here are valid votes based upon your evaluation.

[Jake The Wolfie]

I'm not AFK. I'm just unconvinced.

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: Harrington Dashwood

This is not my most wanted vote.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Welcome to Exlo, Captain Jake speaking.

[Jake The Wolfie]

i need a new mason friend now

You don't deserve mason friends after pushing for the execution of our dearest Marshal Dashwood.

[Jake The Wolfie]

you hammered him dude

That could not be more irrelevant.

[Jake The Wolfie]

nah me and NM were gonna crack this game wide open today

i cant believe Saudade would do him dirty like that

Well maybe if they didn't have evidence so watery that it could slip through your fingers, maybe they would still be alive.

[Jake The Wolfie]

who was your preferred elim yesterday then?

Not_Mafia. That's why I was voting them.

[Jake The Wolfie]

so you were just as wrong as I was

That is irrelevant.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Inclined to vote Jake rn, but not doing so for obv reasons

Mafia apparently don't have a daychat,

The main thread is now unlocked.

Any private threads are now closed.

Deadline for Day 2 is Sunday, August 30 at 11:00 EDT, or in (expired on 2020-08-30 11:00:00).

[Jake The Wolfie]

so you were just as wrong as I was

That is irrelevant.

How

Wrongness is no indicator of scum.

[Jake The Wolfie]

so you were just as wrong as I was

That is irrelevant.

How

Wrongness is no indicator of scum.

???

We are in ExLo. We have precisely 0 room for error here.

[Jake The Wolfie]

I request that the Innocent child reveals now, even if you get killed by the suicide bomber. This is pretty much the only day you can reveal, unless we can kill scum today.

[Jake The Wolfie]

If the suicide bomber kills you, then we'll have a mafia flip, which we xan draw associations from.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Pooky, why are ypu assuming that, by necessity, I must be scum? Can you honestly say, in your assumed town perspective, that my plan has any flaws for the town? Or is it flawed because of its' sorce?

[Jake The Wolfie]

If we misexecute, none of your thoughts matter.

[Jake The Wolfie]

I'm trying my best to game the odds of us winning by doing everything in my power, because we are in ExLo. Execute incorrectly and we lose. We have no vigilantes to kill off mafia. We have no doctors to protect from kills. Ergo, we need to execute mafia today, or we lose. If you think I won't try my best to increase the odds of us winning, then you are mistaken.

[Jake The Wolfie]

pretty generic

Well, what do you suggest we do then?

[Jake The Wolfie]

You've also yet to explain why my plan of the IC outing is a bad idea. The odds of any non-IC town's odds of executing scum jump from 2/4 to 2/3. If the mafia suicides on the IC, we then gain info of who one of the mafia is, when we currently have 0 mafia flips. I see little downside to this.

[Jake The Wolfie]

The tradeoff between keeping IC for D3 and them outing now is mafia information.

[Jake The Wolfie]

If the Mafia doesn't kill the IC after they reveal, then there is a reasonable doubt in the suicider bomber's mind that their oartner wouldn't survive an association cross examination.

[Jake The Wolfie]

what.

why would the mafia suicide bomb the IC?

Bring the odds back down.

[Jake The Wolfie]

like your logic makes no sense

r u just baiting at this point?

You're assuming that I'm scum again, and that my argument must then be flawed. Stop that. An argument stands alone from it's source.

[Jake The Wolfie]

ok lets objectively approach your argument

why would a mafia suicide bomber decide to trade 1:1 with the IC?


Let's say the game state is 2 mafia : 2 town : 1 revealed IC.

Now if the town succeeds in lynching 1 of the mafia - (50% probability) then the game state advances to:

1 mafia : 2 town (mafia kills IC at night)

So it's about 50% chance the town succeeds D2 and gets to this game state.


What you are saying is going to happen - is that Mafia will suicide bomb the IC when he reveals and advance us to this game state:

1 Mafia: 2 town

for free...

which makes no sense - why does mafia give up the 50% chance to win?

If they are certain that they won't be able to survive that 50%, because the town coagulate into a somewhat functional block.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Also, let me remind you what we are in: ExLo. Which means that any incorrect vote can pretty much fuck us over of the mafia react fast enough.

[Jake The Wolfie]

If they are certain that they won't be able to survive that 50%, because the town coagulate into a somewhat functional block.

suicide bombing = 100% 1:1 mafia town trade

play it out = <100% 1:1 mafia town trade

Suicide bombing also reduces the amount of mafia needing to vote someone to execute to 1.

[Jake The Wolfie]

nobody should be voting

Then how will our precious IC ever reach 2 votes too many to require an out?

[Jake The Wolfie]

i give up on talking to jake

i cant even tell at this point if he's pretending to not get it or just scum

How dense do you have to be to legitimately think that you are a perfect prodigy, and anyone who is less than you is not worth your effort? I genuinely need to know.

[Jake The Wolfie]

because I literally laid out the logic for you but you keep saying you don't get it

Please directly quote me saying precisely "I don't get it". Failure to do this renders this point incorrect.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Your posts demonstrate that you do not get it

That is neither a direct quotation nor exactly "I don't get it"

[Jake The Wolfie]

are you being deliberately obtuse now?

Are you still deliberating with me?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Do y’all not wanna engage with my suggestion at all?

The Ico and Luncheon scum team?

[Jake The Wolfie]

That seems rather unlikely

[Jake The Wolfie]

because when you look at the Boomer wagon, I think jake's progression was odd

Okay you caught me, I’m bussing him, can you help me before I chanhe my mind?

I'm not voting them because I don't think they are scum.

The only way to prove me wrong is to lynch Boomerton

I never said they were town, either.

this is basicly fence-sitting, but it's so early in the game it's not that bad i guess?

I am Harrington Dashwood and i say.
That Not_Mafia for his crimes must pay.

If i am lynched today.
Don't let him get away.

For Not_Mafia to die i pray.

As I have previously stated, I don't find you towny. Who else would you suggest we execute?

i'm not sure what jake was trying to accomplish here, considering he still hammered

VOTE: Harrington Dashwood

This is not my most wanted vote

.

and this is basicly just covering your ass, which is a scummy thing to do especially considering:

Jake don't waste the elimination please

I remain unconvinced. Other people here are valid votes based upon your evaluation.

this doesn't feel like an interaction you are making with your actual scumread

who was your preferred elim yesterday then?

Not_Mafia. That's why I was voting them.

as show here

but it's a difficult read, because the hammer can be interpreted as scummy but otoh if it weren't for it, we would have had a no lynch?

Ico, would you rather us have only 1 flip due to the mafia's NK, since the teacher most likely wouldn't have killed NM if Dashwood was flipped.

[Jake The Wolfie]

*wasn't flipped.

[Jake The Wolfie]

NKA: Why would the mafia go for the vigilante rather than the iIC?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Is Saudade a good ExLo player?

[Jake The Wolfie]

*yawn*

[Jake The Wolfie]

How would I know?

[Jake The Wolfie]

@Iconeum
I don't really have any informed opinions on who scum might be, as I don't really have a back catalouge of chat to look through.
I think it's obvious that at least one scum was on Dashwood's wagon.

I don't remember asking you questions.

[Jake The Wolfie]

We wabt a little spice in our mafia, not an entire shaker of salt.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake's head twitched rapidly.

"Mr. Bullet, cut the old bric-a-brac bickering and flavor, and get to your point, before you meet my bladetip's. I do love a good flavor, but not when there's a value to reading though the indigestible."

He straightened himself up.

Sorry about that, I sometimes get a little antsy.

[Jake The Wolfie]

I am a wolf, and I will die a wolf.
I am a sinner, and I will die a sinner.
But infected, I never am.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Luncheon.

[Jake The Wolfie]

VOTE: jake

weekend vla

back on monday

still here for a couple hours

Well, let's hope Ico is scum.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Hello.
It’s me.

What an empty quote.
Especially in ExLo.
Especially when soneone is voted.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Dw I have a plan

I suppose you won't be too eager to share it, hmm?

[Jake The Wolfie]

I don't trust Gamma mainly because of their empty message, as if letting a partner know that they were online.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Alright now time to disclose what I’m doing. I basically saw this as an opportunity to prove myself not aligned with either Pooky or luncheon. Look back at how obviously suspicious my first post after Iconeum voted is.

So at this point the team is either exactly luncheon and Pooky which in that case we have like 3 hours for Icon to unvote before luncheon comes on just about, or one/both of Iconeum or Jake is scum. If it’s the case that only one is scum, I’m very much inclined to trust Pooky to be Town over luncheon because I was actually growing quite concerned about it being Pooky and luncheon and they were trying to avoid engaging my ploy and making it so I couldn’t be linked to them

There's also the possibility that you're aligned with Luncheon, seeing as they haven't replied yet, which could entirely mean they haven't been online. For angleshooitng reasons, I will not discuss other information that could make this theory more valid.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Alright now time to disclose what I’m doing. I basically saw this as an opportunity to prove myself not aligned with either Pooky or luncheon. Look back at how obviously suspicious my first post after Iconeum voted is.

So at this point the team is either exactly luncheon and Pooky which in that case we have like 3 hours for Icon to unvote before luncheon comes on just about, or one/both of Iconeum or Jake is scum. If it’s the case that only one is scum, I’m very much inclined to trust Pooky to be Town over luncheon because I was actually growing quite concerned about it being Pooky and luncheon and they were trying to avoid engaging my ploy and making it so I couldn’t be linked to them

There's also the possibility that you're aligned with Luncheon, seeing as they haven't replied yet, which could entirely mean they haven't been online. For angleshooitng reasons, I will not discuss other information that could make this theory more valid.

They only post late at night my time, but I started the gambit late night/early morning, then continued it in the afternoon. Why continue it at a time where I know nothing will come of it?
Also I consider this argument perfectly fine because posting times within the day are perfectly viewable and I don’t see why a gambit based on them should be disallowed, I had a player in a game I modded use my active hours to inform one of their gambits and when I panic-checked with my co-mods they said it was fair play.

I meant their multiple prods, indicating inactivity on their part.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Also @Jake, what do you think of the above and broadly the game so far? who would you pick as scum and why?

I think the first TR would not be an appropriate reason to swing either way.

My PoE consists of Gamma, luncheon, and (Iconeum/Pooky), with the last one being a parity (or, if one is scum, the other is town)
More specifically, Gamma is possibly the most likely to flip scum.

[Jake The Wolfie]

@Gamma Can I say something?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Did you find the votecounts clear and easy to read? - No.
What board skin do you typically use (mafBlack, Silver, Sepia, Tiger, etc)? - mafBlack
Should daytalk have been allowed for the Mafia? - Ehh, I'd ask a balance mod.
Was the game's ruleset apt and sufficiently concise? - Yes.
Should the prod and replacement system be more official? - Yes.

[Jake The Wolfie]

@The Bulge
Re-color the text on light VC's to be a dark color.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Hi i'm Harrington.
Damn Not_Mafia, you suck. Gave the perfect cover for scum!Pooky to just hide behind.
I wanted to pressure Ico from the beginning but i got distracted by that dumb ok boomer shit. I want to say well played to Pooky regardless though, that detective stuff was really cute and fun to read.

Ok Anime Girl

[Jake The Wolfie]

TikToks are for people who failed at getting a legitimate contract for a stage show, and instead seek validation for those who watch them. Who would want to give them the validation they don't deserve?

[Jake The Wolfie]

TikToks are for people who failed at getting a legitimate contract for a stage show, and instead seek validation for those who watch them. Who would want to give them the validation they don't deserve?

Like, not only is it legitimately foreign spyware, it also discriminates against unsightly (read: ugly) people, inspires stupid/awful behavior (have you seen the stuff about them role playing Holocaust victims? That shit’s fucked) and is just annoying in general

Okay boomers

I am a zoomer, thankyaverymuch