Micro 986 - The Coalition: PIFoMP [game over!]

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SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOO

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HEAL: Mystic Bear
HEAL: bugspray

I want them to hold me and never let go

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I think the optimal strategy here is to include me in the coalition as I am town, and this would mean we only need 4 other towns in it to win

HEAL: Scooby Dooby Doo

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HEAL: tris
VOTE: NorwegianboyEE

If NorwegianboyEE is scum it'd be really good for us since getting scum out on day 1 means it'll be an uphill battle for the other one

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Could you scumcase yourself? Not convinced yet

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SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOO

Is this a reference to online comic "Loss"?

YOU CONFUSE ME

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This is a serious post.

All of my posts are serious. But this one will be more serious than most.

I am Scooby Dooby Doo.

I will decide who joins the Doobies.

We will assemble a crack team.

In the unlikely event that this does not work, we will accept SCOOBY DOOBY DOO.

But we will not fail. We will put together a winning heist team come Heaven or High Rise Ceiling.

Buckle up your scoobies because this game is not just going to be a game.

This is going to be a DOOBY.

You will be able to tell your scoobykids about this legendary dooby 60 years down the line.

It will be SCOOBY DOOBY DOO.

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scooby and magic bear are same alignment

I could believe it.

dammit

No mod interference please?

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nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

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Positive vibes are through the roof, I want to marry people

NorweigianBoy went from nullreading me to me being in scumpool in NO TIME, and I made no posts during this time

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Mystic Bears enthusiasm probably LEGIT

bugspray's spamming annoyance little towny

tris vibes are on point

dostin spamming too many useless questions.playstyle? WE'LL SEE

Vand null

NORWEGIANBOYEE overreacting to everything, STOP if you're town

Farren null

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STAYC....

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ok both of you aretown

Slight townpost here

HEAL: STAYC

ASSEMBLE THE MOUNT DOOM BATTERING RAM

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Because if STACE scum and those 1v1ers town, last thing you wanna do is stop it from happening or discourage it

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Life is ruined

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this is bugspray's scum meta lol.

there is way too much WIM from bugspray here , like a graph?? come on. bugspray already spewed scum bc they have a pretty distinct town/scum meta. they like rolling scum and they show it in how they act as either alignment. in their last game on this setup(as town) even all they did was post twice and then replace out.

bugspray tries HARDER as scum? really? I always assumed the way to read bugspray was to see how pissed off they were with the thread

and them getting pissed off at your post count meant good THINGS




FARTREN FARREN

Could you repost your questions? I don't want to go back and answer them if they've started to grow mold and rot

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its actually crazy bc i dont even scumread any of the other slots its just like a neat little

townreads: everyone but nowee+bugspray

scumreads: norwee + bugspray

And yeah, this is definitely an very concerning READS LIST from you there fella.

Hey, just want to let you know that you use "an" in a lot of places you should use "a" instead. An is only used before nouns which begin with a vowel sound

Feel free to IGNORE me if you don't care

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you know what? Put a majority vote on us.

Vote our coalition through.
We're confident enough that ours is correct that it will end the game. If we're somehow wrong we just get autolimmed as soon as the coalition hammers

VOTE: mystic bear
try us

I love this

Mystic has to be town for this kind of bravado and play

Do they REALLY believe a majority vote would go through on them if the coalition failed? Idk
But the sentiment feels so REAL and GENUINE, I just want to give them all of my Scooby Snacks and trust they don't run away with them

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vander whats a shitty reason to scumread norwee?

i seriously dont think u have read any of the case on him or really any of the part of the game thats been cited for it.

I have read the case against him, almost my entire contribution to this game has been to try and explain why I think Norwegian is scummy.
That will definitely suck if I'm wrong, but it is what it is.

I think the very shitty reason to scumread Norwegian is to say he's scum because he doesn't remember someone's pronouns.
I think calling him scum for crap like that is a sign that you are not really evaluating him anymore.
I think there are very good arguments about why Norwegian is scum, but stuff like that will just end up diluting what you have to say about him.

This is a good post tbh

I need to kick someone out of the coalition for this mediating guy probably

We'll see

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you know what? Put a majority vote on us.

Vote our coalition through.
We're confident enough that ours is correct that it will end the game. If we're somehow wrong we just get autolimmed as soon as the coalition hammers

VOTE: mystic bear
try us

omg the balls
VOTE: Mystic Bear
is this coaliton your final coalition? if yes I will follow you

Meh. Do you think Mystic is town if it fails?

i don't get why you're asking this question. why is this a thing that needs asking about? obviously you don't need to answer before scooby responds to you

Remind me after Scooby answers, if I don't come back to this.

You make me blush with all this attention you give me

the only person i have hesitation about in the current bear townblock is scooby

I pinky promise I'm town

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you know what? Put a majority vote on us.

Vote our coalition through.
We're confident enough that ours is correct that it will end the game. If we're somehow wrong we just get autolimmed as soon as the coalition hammers

VOTE: mystic bear
try us

If you really are town and want to die then sure.
Maybe then you can leave with the wrong reads you are pushing to the grave and we can eliminate scum!Dostin afterwards.

Why is this your first thought rather than "Mystic is gambiting scum who doesn't believe town would actually BoP elimination them?"

Why only consider the scenario where they're town? Sussueuz suejs wsuss

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HURT: STAYC
HEAL: Vand

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bugspray - 4
Farren - 6
Vanderscamp - 3
Mystic Bear - 1
tris - 2
NorwegianboyEE - 8
dostin - 7
StarToAYoungCulture - 5
Scooby Dooby Doo - 10000

Don't @ me. Send me post instead

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Promise on the honour of my dooby

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There are two words that are often misunderstood in the English language.

I fear sometimes modern culture has so polluted their meaning that they no longer mean what they used to.

It is important that we use them in the proper context.

The first word I speak of is:

Honor

This is our First Ideal, what we strive for every day. We will conduct ourselves with honor because it is a privilege to live.

In the context of this game, it means we place everything on the line - to serve this town faithfully, to do our best to play to win.

You can't trust our role pm is green because you can't see it - but by our actions we will prove ourselves to be honorable and true.

The second word is:

Duty

Duty in our lives is not obligation, but the responsibilities placed in us by our community, our families, and our friends to do the right thing.

In the context of this game it is our duty to faithfully execute our position as we have been honored with the trust of many here to lead this town to victory -

We can't waver from this - we must meet it head-on, we must fight onwards. Hedging for us is not an option - the mantle of leadership is heavy but it is our duty to carry it forward.


This is just a game, but how we carry ourselves here will echo into time eternal.

One of my favorite poems is Invictus by William Ernest Henley - it is called Invictus,

this is my favorite stanza:

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

We will solve this game, we will lead this town to victory, and if we fail we will accept our just rewards as we deserve - but we will not accept failure.

I am so heavily pocketed

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Actually kinda like the dostin posts on page 23. Brief times between them and the points are reasooonable. I think it's his writing style that comes across has fake and stilted, and isn't an alignment thing

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I keep getting distracted by the Norwegian / Mystic show.

Let's say Norwegian's scum. Norwegian's motive as scum in offering to support the coalition that doesn't include him in exchange for eliminating Dostin later is ... what?

Possibilities:
WIFOM. WIFOM is only meaningful to scum if there's scum in the coalition, or if it helps get scum into the coalition. The likelihood of Norwegian getting into any coalition at this point is slim to none, with odds on none. WIFOM would have to be aimed at getting Norwegian's partner into the coalition.

Dostin / Norwegian seems rather laughable as a team, but that's the only person I can think of that would make a sense from a WIFOM perspective. Doesn't seem likely.

Trying to get himself in somehow? Don't see how this would have any chance of working.

Trolling? Not having any idea what would work so trying to throw anything at the wall to see if it would stick? That's all I can think of.

This post is sus because why are you even focusing on this. And what about the possibility of NEE being scum with a partner already in the coalition? That's an obvious one you missed out.

This is the kind of post which is fun to theorise about and fabricate, but is actually pretty unhelpful as town, in place of actual reads on the playerlist.

Why Farren in the coalition, BEARS

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its like they knew they were going to roll scum so they decided to do an alt so we could meta-case them.


anyway I would just like to say i'm super excited because I'm actually town this time so I will be accepting nothing less than a day 1 coalition victory.

I agree
HEAL: Mystic Bear
HEAL: tris
HEAL: StarToAYoungCulture

I played on other forums but only heard here, now my homeforum dont have games anymore people told I had to come here for game
Also I am ESL

so anyways this was a big lie. this probably why i got this weird ass vibe abt this slot bc they're lying and its mostly about them being new.

Yep
Very obviously

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Google translate into Russian and then back to English and then to Turkish and then back to English, STAYC

This should obfuscate what you're writing if you want to appear ESL

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NBEE, convince me hour dostin lockscum read isn't a massive OMGUS. Would you have the same read if he was acting that way to another player?

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VOTE: Farren

Did you not care to follow up on those questions you asked me earlier?

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Which I brutally and mercilessly IGNORED and asked to be repeated