Moneybags' JESTER KNIGHTLESS GAME OVER LOL SHOS 'SPLODED

[Parama]

vote: Parama

theslimer3 is my mafia buddy

[Parama]

If I was jester I wouldn't have a buddy. I would be LYING.

Your logic is pretty terrible.

[Parama]

slimer go sit in the corner and let the adults talk please~ <3

[Parama]

I'm conftown

Lynch me

[Parama]

WTF you're stalking me dude

I modded one of those and played in the other two >.>
I have been a part of every game you've played as scum.

[Parama]

vote: Parama

theslimer3 is my mafia buddy

Player number

Original Roll String: 1d9 (STATIC)

1 9-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

This guy is mafia
Player number

Original Roll String: 1d9 (STATIC)

1 9-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

This guy is mafia

AcRv
Salamence20

theslimer3

Mantisdreamz
Does Bo Know

Parama

Zipperflesh
Charizard
Packbat

I wasn't lying, guys.

[Parama]

packrat

Jester found.

[Parama]

Parama's not doing anything productive besides continuing a joke I'm growing sick of.

\o.o/

[Parama]

This game is every bit as glorious as it should be

[Parama]

I don't want this weekend to end

[Parama]

Guys I just got an idea
Lets lynch Pan and see what happens

^Pro bussing

[Parama]

Charizard
Vote slimer for voting me
So I can accuse you of chainsawing
And get you lynched

[Parama]

Zzz I need to reread and stop trolling because slimer's done trolling to so we have to actually try now to avoid getting lynched

[Parama]

vote:slimer

In that case, we should lynch your buddy. In case you happen to be the jester.

This is trying too hard. I'm biased to read you as scum from this point on.

Okay, theslimer3 is town.

VOTE: zipperflesh

Conclusion come to a bit early though it's true.

Mod: So Jester loses if he isn't lynched

before

Day 3?

Bo's jester.

How's slimer town?

Posts #5 and #6 are straight-up sincere jokes about his own scumminess. Mafia joke about being mafia all the time, but not sincerely. Quod erat demonstratum.

Oh, so you seriously picked a town vibe from Slimer?

But what makes those joke posts "sincere?" They're joke posts.

boooo why are you pressing on a town read? they're harmless on d1.

hi guys

VOTE: Does Bo Know

Ugh. You really suck. I'm also biased to read you as scum from now on.

Moneybags you misspelled Jester in my Role PM.

Get your crap together.

Woo, town.
Okay, Tracey's town, but the reason Mantis is scum is that he's going for the "easy target" that just so happens to be the jester making himself an easy target.
Word of the wise: The jester is not trying to look like scum to the town, he's trying to look like an easy target to the mafia.

UNVOTE: Charizard
VOTE: theslimer3

Again, this isn't super scummy, but it's the type of thing mafia love to press; slimer's pretty obvious town even by this point.

VOTE: Charizard
for not having a vote down yet

unvote, vote: Mantis

EBWOP: Literally lol'ed at Mantis's vote on Charizard. He's so Jester it's killing me on the inside.

Yes, if Mantis is read as jester, and you keep up your subtle scummy play, you'll get lynched instead of hmm, ooooh~
Yeah no this isn't hard guys.

UNVOTE: theslimer3

Just realized he could be Jester, too. Obviously avoiding questions that are relevant to the game, and keeping up the joke with Parama as if he can't do anything else.

See, you're way too concerned with the jester.
Hmm. 64 may make me retract my scum read on zipper.

So, I'm saying Slimer3 jester or scum. So we lynch him day 4 if he doesn't have a heart attack.

There. There you have it. Scum setting up mislynches. I love it, I love it.

We lose if we hit the Jester. It's kind of a big deal.

Wow, your massive fixation with the jester is making me wonder if you're actually scum. Even a jester faking jester-obsessed scum can't focus this much on one thing.
Oh. Wow, Charizard is a hydra between tracey who I had a town read on from the one out-of-hydra post he made and robo copter and I had a town read on the slot as well. Just realized it was a hydra lol :V
But yeah, town.

leaning town on
packbat
DBK
acRv

Why, though?

I'm not getting parama's or slimer's play.

i've only once before seen scum acting up in the thread and pretending to really go at each other. Crazy thought occurred to me that they might be doing this now.

Yep, I am so going against him yep. So hard.
Also cross-bussing D1 is a terrible idea if you aren't in the screaming death clan.

@mod: Can we just no lynch for three days so the jester dies, and then just continue on from Day 4, seeing as the mafia can't night kill?

unvote. vote: no lynch

that's actually a damn good idea

You can tick both these guys off the list of potential jesters.
Also, that raises their likelihood of being mafia

I know we're supposed to be having fun but I think Slimer's having way too much fun for me to even read him anymore.

FUN POLICE ALERT WEEOOOEEEOOO

town read on char & slimer - char seems to be the only one actually scum hunting at this point. Slimer, after his initial joking, does read as sincere and honest, and I would be surprised if he wasn't town.

right after

vote:slimer

I don't call that right after. Not at all

so uhh hi all VOTE: parama rereading starts now.

Love you too.

Also liked that he made mention to lynch slimer after day 4 if he does not die of heart attack... that makes good sense to me.

There. There you have it. The worst defense of a town read on a scumbuddy ever.

Yeah so.
DBK is probably jester, leave him alone for now.
Mantis is the only other possibility though, unfortunately, but he's likely scum, yet I can't lynch him yet.
Rather, I say lynch AcRv today and zipper tomorrow, then throw a lynch on me if neither flip mafia or on shos if one does. And if the game is somehow magically over after both those lynches then wooo

unvote, vote: AcRv

[Parama]

I like that response manufactured to make me reconsider my not-jester read on you so I won't lynch you.

It didn't work.

[Parama]

Whatever, striking this game from my record if we lynch jester d1.

[Parama]

that's really
honestly

not actually a thing scum do.
because I've done it as town plenty lol
it's called having a bad memory
and no real scum reads
thus forgetting where your vote is and having a townread on your vote
woo

[Parama]

moonbeams

namely trying too hard to look like mafia faking jester

[Parama]

Sure, sure. Sure.

Sure.

[Parama]

Raaaandom thing
What if jester is auto-lynched if he's at L-1 and isn't voting himself? :V

I still think a universe without a DBK-jester is unlikely. No way he'll flip town yes but 33% of non-town roles are jester and there's at least a 80% chance that's what he is.

[Parama]

Parama showed me that DBK is not town, not necessarily jest.

Which implies that I am doing actual scumhunting?

[Parama]

No, I voted you for post 130. that is also not quite the town

meta

I know of him, even if it does appear like scumhunting. tracking the jester is proscum as well you know.

mantis you are town get the fuck off me

And this is where I stop caring

[Parama]

this is why hydras are dumb :V

[Parama]

\o.o/

[Parama]

Zzz no. Mantis is the other "off limits until D4" player here.

[Parama]

slimer.

please stop posting.

[Parama]

The jester dies before scum can possibly win. We can thin the crowd of not-likely-to-be-jester scum reads and maybe see some red before the jester dies, and make the game post-jester really easy if we even get there.

[Parama]

No
I'm jester
Town-siding jester

[Parama]

>considering a PL in a jester game
>go for it bro

[Parama]

unvote, vote: zipper

Sup

[Parama]

Ac is basically the only viable lynch today because we've pretty much got this won already as long as we don't lynch the jester. shos tomorrow 100%.

vote: AcRv.

[Parama]

If we lynch the other Mafia Goon, we need to lynch a townie on D3.

This is a troll setup.

[Parama]

is it 4 votes now to lynch someone?

Do the math yourself ffs

[Parama]

When odd, (n+1)/2 votes
When even (n/2)+1 votes

Woo

[Parama]

Mod you should probably post a ruleset next time

Just FYI
I know this is a troll game anyways but still

[Parama]

Char don't get me wrong.
There are more candidates than AcRv for scum.
It's just that in no reality is he jester. And he's still scummy.
I'll gladly take a lynch if it gets us closer to winning. To win we just need two obvtown alive in lylo, so.

[Parama]

Char, slimer is confirmed not-mafia.

vote:slimer

In that case, we should lynch your buddy. In case you happen to be the jester.

TYVM.

Note that zipper calls me jester in this post.

[Parama]

If we have to lynch town tomorrow it should be charizard

[Parama]

Also pack when did I say to look at mantis

[Parama]

No, rope got a restraining order on you at the start of the game.

You're not allowed to touch it.

[Parama]

If Mantis is jester, Bo is last mafia.
Otherwise Bo is Jester.

[Parama]

Parama is doing loads of crap and changing his reads like a slot machine.

VOTE: Parama

still not seeing the AC wagon

Where are my reads changing? Please show me with proof.

[Parama]

If Mantis is jester, Bo is last mafia.
Otherwise Bo is Jester.

Why did you vote AcRv?

Because he's both a good mafia candidate and definitely not jester.
I have said this infinity plus one times. Srsly now.

[Parama]

vote: Parama

Sure, it'll kill the jester.
If Bo's still alive tomorrow, lynch him.

[Parama]

Note: a game where both Charizard and slimer are alive is a won game.

[Parama]

It would really suck if by some miracle one of those two is jester

[Parama]

Note: a game where both Charizard and slimer are alive is a won game.

You son of a gun.

That makes me... a pistol? I dunno.

[Parama]

Charizard.
It's because Bo is 100% not town.
That is why.
That.
Is why.

[Parama]

I am the jester, yes.
Everyone is the jester.
Nobody is the jester.
Lynch the mod and he wins.

[Parama]

Hey Mantis

[Parama]

This game is incredible.

This game is every bit as glorious as it should be

[Parama]

[Parama]

/o/
|
/-\

[Parama]

Dammit that got ruined.
test
test

[Parama]

Yeah MS stop eating my start-of-line spaces

[Parama]

FFS slimer is town
Mafia is in shos/Mantis/Bo
Bo is most likely jester

[Parama]

shos is delusional

[Parama]

Emphasis: Char is town

[Parama]

This might actually be the best game.

[Parama]

BO IS OFF-LIMITS TODAY

FFS people.
Shos lynch fine.

Fits this anyways

Rather, I say lynch AcRv today and zipper tomorrow, then throw a lynch on me if neither flip mafia or on shos if one does. And if the game is somehow magically over after both those lynches then wooo

[Parama]

DON'T LYNCH THE EFFING MOST TOWN PLAYERS
THEY NEED TO BE ALIVE SO WE AUTO-WIN THIS GRRAAAAH

[Parama]

unvote, vote: shos

TOMATOES AND TOAST
YUMMY YUMMY APPLESAUCE

[Parama]

If day 4 happens, we have 3 lynches to win, and 5 players.
At least two incredibly obvious town players WILL be alive. (out of Pack/Char/slimer)
Basically just lynch the rest to win

[Parama]

And if all three are alive well then super

[Parama]

HEY SLIMER

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FLUFFY?

CATS.


HAHA.




AHAHAHAHA.

[Parama]

|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

[Parama]

Note: Not doing so is a jester claim.
If you don't hammer I'll be lynched :<

[Parama]

Also welcome to Schrodinger's Jester, where everyone is a Jester until they flip something else! Yeah science!

[Parama]

[Parama]

JESTER WINS

[Parama]

-The Jester has until D3 to be lynched

Fun fact: Highlighting something then clicking the quote will quote only the highlighted bit.
My mind is blown.

[Parama]

Parama: You've been here HOW LONG again?

I don't technology well

Which is bad for a comp sci major

[Parama]

Shos stop it
It's not funny

You are tearing me apart, shos

[Parama]

I like bad grammars

They makes me sound funnies

[Parama]

I want to powerlynch DBK tomorrow if he's still alive
Go go go 4-post day

[Parama]

I am officially claiming to be not the jester.

Mod will confirm this soon.

[Parama]

I love astrology.

[Parama]

I am reading this thread once a month for the next year

[Parama]

Oh
You live in the same plan of existence as me, Tracy.

I weep for our souls.

[Parama]

Also

MOD

you suck for not being around
WHAT THE HELL STOP HAVING A LIFE

[Parama]

I don't like hydraing
It makes me lazy

[Parama]

This game reminds me of
http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... &start=325

Not a bad thing at all

[Parama]

Let's not congratulate ourselves too quickly - unless shos was a triple-trolling Mafia Goon, we still have one of those to find and lynch.

Scum found.

Pack lost his town-card at the very least, yeah.

Slimer please don't be jester

[Parama]

Lol

[Parama]

I DON'T GET IT

HURR IT'S A FLIP

[Parama]

also gg lol
Char you fail :<

[Parama]

Told ya Bo wasn't town

Anyways

Char

I am disappoint 8|

[Parama]

CHAR
WHY DIDN"T YOU LYNCH MEEEEEEE

[Parama]

8C

[Parama]

IF YOU HAD LYNCHED ME THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN GG D4 WHEN YOU LYNCHED BO

[Parama]

first game I've lost since I got back

8C

[Parama]

pokemon:
officially the worst show

[Parama]

FRIENDS?

WHO NEEDS THOSE WHEN YOU'RE A PIE?

[Parama]

Lol wikis

[Parama]

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 9#p4491619
yo

P-EDIT Yeah QWOP was amazing

[Parama]

slimer
I'll take up your offer of hydraing

y/n?

[Parama]

But I hate pokemon :V

[Parama]

<3 <3 <3

[Parama]

this is the worst movie
https://www.youtube.com/movie?v=yc_UUMe ... ture=mv_sr

[Parama]

It's hilarious, do it

[Parama]

Well let's just say shos wasn't the only one who exploded.

[Parama]

I think the last two posts here very concisely sum up this entire game, actually.