Micro 151: Mafia in New-Newbie Land (Game over!)

[Majiffy]

This will get my attention eventually. Probably not tonight. Maybe tomorrow night.

[Majiffy]

Tomorrow it is.

[Majiffy]

Elvis is town.

Bork looks like townbork, but he could just be appeasing me. We'll see.

[Majiffy]

That's it? What are your thoughts on the Pala/CE exchange?

Unimportant.

Majiffy are you going to ignore all the questions I ask you?

Are you going to ask anything useful?

VOTE: Wisdom

Gut /

some of his stuff seems obtuse

That's just Wisdom.

Unvote, Vote: Majiffy

Do you commonly not wait for responses from players before jumping on their wagon?

Majiffy has not contributed to this game in the slightest and is super active lurkey. I'm not ok with that.

Do some homework and get back to me.

[Majiffy]

Actually, fuck it.

VOTE: mothrax

We can power lynch this now.

[Majiffy]

Hopping on an RVS wagon, giving weak reasoning to make it "viable" when questioned on it.

[Majiffy]

I don't particularly care about who else was voting for you when I did. I saw something scummy and jumped on it. Nice try thou sweetheart.

What did you see that was scummy between your last post where you asked me a question and the post where you voted me? Because I didn't post in that interim.

Nice try, sweetheart.

Up to this point you had three posts, two of which were saying "I'll get to this later" and the third was calling someone town. Correct me if I'm wrong but the object of the game is scum hunting, right? If you aren't doing that I don't see much contribution going on. Loving the omgus tho.

*A few people town, actually. And forming town blocs is a very powerful way to scumhunt... lrn2mafia.

Also, it isn't OMGUS if there's reasons.



This is scum freaking out because she just fucked with the wrong slot. Needs more lynching.

[Majiffy]

There was actually a 13 minute period of time between my posting and you 'calling me out'. And as I said - do your homework. I've been very busy and not available the past five days or so.

Why is saying x is town =/= townhunting? You can't 'just saying' a claim that seems pretty obviously not the case. If I said I am hunting for white cars, and then say "x is a white car", looks pretty clearly like I'm hunting for white cars. Just saying.

Also lol @ calling me a not quality poster. I refer you to my earlier statement of do your homework.

[Majiffy]

Can't help but notice you're putting everything aside that you bring up first and I shut you down on.

POE is actually very powerful and therefore very convincing. I'm surprised someone with a 2010 join date doesn't know that.

Please explain

what

you found scummy from my third post. Because you haven't actually contributed anything of merit from that angle.

I wouldn't say I'm 'super over-reacting' at all. You put someone at L-2 on shady reasons, trying to turn an RVS wagon into a viable wagon. That's scummy as fuck, and downplaying it isn't helping.

[Majiffy]

Need more from CE in particular -- her townreads are parrots of what Majiffy said and that's not good.

I noticed that too.

[Majiffy]

Except if you did your homework - how many times do I have to say this? - you'd know that I wasn't active lurking. I merely

wasn't available

.
Lack of reasoning for reads can have any number of town motivations or reasonings, so that isn't scummy either.

Try again.

[Majiffy]

I believe your definition is probably not active lurking.

[Majiffy]

By the by, how does someone "active lurk" on page 3?

[Majiffy]

Active lurking: posting without content, contribution. Things like "I will catch up on this later" etc.

Active lurking = posting just enough to avoid prod dodges, playing under the radar.

Your definition is "busy posting". As in, "I'm currently too busy to give this the proper amount of attention at the moment". Which isn't a tell either way.

Note: you came out to play when someone attacked you and you're playing a heck of a lot of defense.

Coincidence*, and you're the only one interacting with me, so of course I'm "playing a heck of a lot of defense". What did you expect?

*do your homework?

Who other than me is scummy? Do you have any other actual reads other than me being scummy for pushing you?

Yeah I have a few town reads. And it's not that you're scummy

for

pushing me, it's

why

you're pushing me that makes you scummy.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Xegarus

[Majiffy]

Some people do.

Those people are idiots.

[Majiffy]

Hey Majiffy. I don't have to insult you to get my point across and I would appreciate it if you would give me the same respect.

You can have my respect when you earn it. So far, all I've heard from you is dumb.

[Majiffy]

Hey Majiffy. I don't have to insult you to get my point across and I would appreciate it if you would give me the same respect.

You can have my respect when you earn it. So far, all I've heard from you is dumb.

Seriously? We have different play styles and different theory opinions. I'm going to ask you again. Please do not continue to insult me. It is unnecessary and takes the enjoyment out of the game and I'm not ok with that. This is after all a game.

Stop being so butthurt over words on the internet and maybe you'll find enjoyment out of the game.

My insults aren't unnecessary. They serve a purpose.

[Majiffy]

[Outting town reads] gives scum an idea of who they can't get lynched.

If scum is so inept they can't figure out who can't get lynched on their own, then they aren't going to win anyway.

[Majiffy]

-_-
Wanna say anything about it or are you just sheeping Wisdom.
If you are sheeping Wisdom, STICK THAT UP YOUR FLOWCHART.

AH LYKE WAGINZ.

[Majiffy]

That's a weak argument. I hop on wagons for the sake of wagons all the time as town.

Don't like mothrax stating intent so early in the game.

[Majiffy]

Haven't seen enough from Xeg to determine.

[Majiffy]

Potential scumtell noted.

p-edit: re: Pala's latest post.

[Majiffy]

Bork get on your game and stop reading everyone backwards.

[Majiffy]

I show dislike for the intent.
Then you post this:

If you really didn't like it you'd remove your vote

Then suddenly Pala posts this:

Ok, maybe I'm going to show my noobish colors here, but it strikes me as a bad idea to be declaring intent so early in the game and potentially forcing a claim. So I'm going to go ahead and

UNVOTE:

"Ok maybe this may look _____ but" followed by doing EXACTLY what was just prescribed by another player as to "you would look town if" is a massive scumtell I used constantly on EM. I haven't seen it pop up much here.

[Majiffy]

"Ok maybe this may look _____ but" followed by doing EXACTLY what was just prescribed by another player as to "you would look town if" is a massive scumtell I used constantly on EM. I haven't seen it pop up much here.

Eh, fine. I wasn't looking at it with regard to my post.
Still, why did you NOT jump off it?

Because Xegarus hasn't posted enough content under pressure to get an accurate read yet. And Mothrax would have to be the dumbest of all scums to hammer so early on when there is clearly more to be discussed.

Ergo threat of hammer by Mothrax is akin to North Korea trying to threaten the US with a nuclear strike.

[Majiffy]

Eh, if that makes me look like scum so be it. I didn't do it to look like town but because I wanted to save town from making a mistake.

How do you know town would be making a mistake?

Who would be making a mistake, those of us voting for Xeg already, or Mothrax for hammering?

If it is a mistake, why do you call Xeg scummy and still voice support to vote him at a later time?

[Majiffy]

Why would you consider someone you think is scum being forced to claim town making a mistake?

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Pala

[Majiffy]

You said he was being obtuse. He's always obtuse.

[Majiffy]

Well then take the lid off, turn the heat down to medium, and give it a few good stirs.

[Majiffy]

Also the situation doesn't really seem like it needs simmering. Seems very calm, actually.

[Majiffy]

Catching up...

Don't like mothrax stating intent so early in the game.

Why?

Because there's still discussion to be had, and it looks like he's trying to stifle it. Pretty sure I already said that somewhere, but whatever.

Like in my opinion the reason you unvote is that somebody does not seem scummy to you. You don't unvote or doubt a wagon because other people have started agreeing with you.

Maybe you should vote Pala with me, then.

[Majiffy]

If this lack of activity continues to deadline I'm just gonna sheep Majiffy.

Atta boy.

[Majiffy]

Bork he's just being an idiot with blinders on.

Hop on Pala.

[Majiffy]

I stopped reading Xeg's posts 5 pages ago.

[Majiffy]

Whatever the last one was that didn't involve a quote wall.

[Majiffy]

It's not what you're trying to accomplish, it's what Pala is trying to accomplish.

Vote Pala you dipshit.

[Majiffy]

Took you long enough.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

mothrax town slipped btw

[Majiffy]

That isn't a hard thing to fake as town. You'll have to come with something a bit stronger than that.

[Majiffy]

*as scum

[Majiffy]

Right? I'd love to go outside, if I wasn't an inactive, lazy fuck.

[Majiffy]

I laid in bed.

[Majiffy]

Because I have no urge to read shitwalling.

I like how you place a vote for pressure instead of on the person you claim is lying with no town motivation. Good job, scumbutt.

[Majiffy]

I like how you can't read properly. I said he's probably not lying since I can't see a motive for it.

Disregards the fact that you're still calling him scum, and choosing to vote for pressure instead of over a scumtell read.

You're really not good at this game if you think I'm scum. Or you're scum yourself. I rather think it is the latter.

Dumb or scum, eh? Fun stuff. Let me know when you've got an actual reason to vote me beyond OMGUS.

[Majiffy]

As for you, not wanting to read "shitwalling" is no excuse for avoiding the posts of a player whose alignment you are unsure of. Let alone one who you were actually voting and did not even choose to unvote when someone stated intent to hammer him.

What makes you think I don't have a read on him by now?

[Majiffy]

What is your read on him? And how exactly did you get a read on him without reading any of his posts?

Town. And I read the posts that weren't part of the giant wall war. Which,

if you read my posts

, you'd know.

Funny how it all comes around, sometimes, isn't it?

[Majiffy]

I don't think I ever said Wisdom was town. If I did, I probably had some kind of reason for it. But otherwise, I'm pretty sure all I said about him was that the things you were calling scummy are things he also does as town.

[Majiffy]

Oh for some reason I inserted a "why" between my name and do when I read that.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Wisdom

Sorry Jiffy.

Shrug.

If I vote Wisdom, will you help me lynch Pala tomorrow?

[Majiffy]

Eh.

VOTE: Wisdom

I'm gonna buttrape you in the post game if Pala is scum and Wisdom is town.

[Majiffy]

Hold on lemme look at the playerlist.

[Majiffy]

2. borkjerfkin
3. Xegarus
7. Jake from State Farm
9. elvis_knits

[Majiffy]

You and Jake less so than Xeg and Elvis.

[Majiffy]

I haven't bothered actually reading you but you haven't done anything scummy so I'm ok with letting you float by for a while.

[Majiffy]

Laziness, mostly.

[Majiffy]

Just snuggle up close to me and whisper your wincon in my ear.

[Majiffy]

I'm ok with a CE lynch. Comes in, sheeps my reads with no original thought, and then disappears. Not a bad place to look for the day.

[Majiffy]

Agreement that CE needs replacement

[Majiffy]

oh shi

congrats!

[Majiffy]

Pala has also requested replacement via PM.

Conf. scum found.

[Majiffy]

It is when they disappear after the heat starts getting put on them.

[Majiffy]

Bork was sheeping me and there were a few others IIRC that were contemplating it, or at least condemning Pala for poor play.

Why were my reasons not any good? You didn't address this before; what changed? Or, barring any change, why only mention it now, after the wagon has dissolved?

[Majiffy]

My

initial

reason for voting Pala was that, yes. My reason for

pushing

Pala was his reaction under pressure, which was absolutely awful.

Let's not strawman me here, eh?

[Majiffy]

Well you can go through my ISO and refute my points if you disagree.

I'm going to sleep. Work in about 8 hours.

[Majiffy]

You'll have to explain why they aren't good enough, elsewise I'm left only to assume you either cannot or will not refute my points either from ineptitude or a scum wincon.

[Majiffy]

Just because you don't get it, doesn't mean I'm full of shit

[Majiffy]

I mean do you really think that he was so freaked out by you voting him that he felt like caught scym and asked to be replaced???

Like really.

Really.

Yes.

[Majiffy]

Also in my experience nooby scum would rather stay on a possible lynch than panic and unvote at L-1

No.

[Majiffy]

Anything else I can help you figure out?

[Majiffy]

Anything else I can help you figure out?

Yeah, I would really like to know how to teach my dog to run the vacuum cleaner. Help pls.

Put the leash on the dog, tie the other end to the handle of the vacuum cleaner. Scare the dog.

Voila

! The dog will be running the vacuum cleaner!

[Majiffy]

It isn't just the unvote, it's the way he unvoted. Christ, maybe you should re-read my posts.

[Majiffy]

Right, well when Pala flips scum I expect a blowjob.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Elvis

This is stupid.

[Majiffy]

Yes really. Elvis is probtown.

[Majiffy]

Her ISO is full of posts that are indicative of someone actually looking for scum.

[Majiffy]

That is the most bullshit argument I've ever read, Wisdom.

Seriously, make an argument for why someone is town so I can counter it with your exact logic. Any argument at all.

[Majiffy]

I should think it obvious it was not. You seem to feel otherwise to the point you had to ask. Why is that?

Just wondering if CE's second vote on Majiffy, without anything else in her post, had anything to do with your vote.

Pala, do

you

think CE's vote was scummy ( for the above reasoning)?

Late confirming is indicative of alignment?

Why? What do scum gain by drawing out pregame?

I feel like we are all trying really hard to get out of RVS and it's just not happening.

I think Pala's idea that scum want to prolong pregame... probably wrong. I mean, I've never found pregame that valuable as scum but maybe I'm just bad at strategy.

Xegaras #47 is slightly weird because he's defending majiffy's right not to random vote while he is also voting majiffy. But I guess it's just a random vote, so it's not super hypocritical to defend somebody you're random voting since random votes aren't that serious. Still... a bit odd.

But Mr. E roll... all your posts before that only consisted of one or two questions (except one, iirc), with NO opinions or analysis. Do you have any?

I know the game has been slow, but you've gotta start somewhere. Even if it's for a tiny tiny reason.

etc.

[Majiffy]

ZzZzZzZzZzZz

[Majiffy]

I don't remember why I'm voting Wisdom but it was probably a good reason at the time so anyone not voting Wisdom should hop on.

[Majiffy]

Bork I've had 2 hours of sleep over the past 3 days and I'm staying up late again tonight, my brain isn't functioning on a high enough level to help you do anything but tell you to sheep me.

[Majiffy]

Where did you explain it?

Probably somewhere in my ISO. Why don't you go look?

[Majiffy]

(You sheeped me onto Wisdom)

And now I have cold feet because there is no bastion of towniness anywhere this game.

Did

you

at least have a good reason, then?

I just want day phase to end so I can start Neighorizin' bitches tbh.

[Majiffy]

Disregard Neighborizing comment, wrong game.

Still incredibly bored of this day phase.

[Majiffy]

chkflip, your role PM says scum. Discuss.

[Majiffy]

I don't know why you're offering a "compromise" on bork when no one is even voting him. You'd better learn to like the Wisdom wagon, that's pretty much the only viable wagon for the day.

[Majiffy]

Meanwhile, every post in Wisdom's ISO...

[Majiffy]

Wisdom is toxic regardless of alignment. Play since my last post has been absolutely atrocious. Needs hammer.

Wisdom, this is not your town play. And don't give me that BS about you not having a town play.

[Majiffy]

Wisdom is toxic regardless of alignment.

I actually really don't agree with this. This is why this particular game is sticking out like a sore thumb to me.

I'm talking about

this particular game

. Which is obvious if you had read the next sentence.

[Majiffy]

Yeah yeah I got it.

[Majiffy]

Can't you just hammer and then finish catching up after?

[Majiffy]

Jiffy Lube, what do you think about Elvis? Why is she not a greater lynch than Wisdom?

Because she's town. Now vote Wisdom.

[Majiffy]

Not this late in the day.

[Majiffy]

Because youscum would necessarily have to make that argument.

Why are you town? Why has your play this game not followed your typical town play?

[Majiffy]

Because I don't have a "typical town play".

This is bullshit, because you do.

As mollie likes to say,
Town Wincon >>>> Town Motivation >>>> Town Posting

Your demeanor is different. Ergo, you're not playing as you do as town. Ergo you do not have town motivation. Ergo you do not have a town wincon.

[Majiffy]

You know what the scummiest part of your argument is, Wisdom? Your entire defense is "no, you're wrong, and you're so bad I'm going to mock you! unless your scum I guess" which is such a non-town perspective to come from.

[Majiffy]

I'm completely ok with stringing up Mothrax next.

p-edit: Something other than pathetic "no u" omgus, maybe. Effort, I guess? Something... town motivated, perhaps?

[Majiffy]

What good is effort if you've decided you're not considering to lynch anyone else?

I'm talking about your general demeanor this whole day. It's been the same un-town bullshit since the day started.

[Majiffy]

And if I have one problem with Majiffy it's that he is, in the last few pages, acting exactly like he was acting in Open 454 wherein I led town around by the dick the whole game and he was content to let me do that while soft buddying me but otherwise not interacting with me outside of fluff.

That was a good time, wasn't it?

Fuck in a game we played together I found scum and majiffy got all the credit and people just thought I bussed.

It's cuz I did all the pushing and yelling.

Also lol @ all of Wisdom's arguments. It's like he's never even played with me.
"But, but... SOMETHING MAJIFFY DOES IN EVERY GAME!"
"Yeah but he does that in every game"
"Ok but... but... SOMETHING HE DOES ALL THE TIME!"
"Yeah, but he does that all the time"

[Majiffy]

His reasons were really bad too.

Majiffy is nigh famous for bussing as scum

@bork
His not budging tunneling annoys me. He's not even willing to consider another lynch.

Pretty much my playstyle in a nutshell. Except I don't consider my reasons bad. They seem to be pretty successful overall.

[Majiffy]

Yeah I've just never seen you try to lynch me over my playstyle before. Which, again, fits with not-town-Wisdom.

[Majiffy]

I don't see anyone trying to lynch you.

Wisdom has been advocating me-scum despite having me in the null for the past two pages.

[Majiffy]

Because I'm not seeing what I saw Bullshit Townsucked Mafia.

Well wasn't bork scum there? So...

[Majiffy]

I would be too... IF I WAS SCUM

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

Lol

[Majiffy]

Unless you're scum, in which case it makes total sense that you're tunneling on me.

Majiffy has heavily pushed Mothrax and Pala, both of which are probably town, so it's not unlikely at all that this is scum-Majiffy. His reasons were really bad too.

Well he voted Xegarus at one point too, maybe that was the bussing.

I don't care who has flipped and who hasn't; I consider those two town and I've seen Majiffy pushing their lynches for bullshit reasons. It's enough for me.

This is not "it's not unlikely for him to be scum" behavior, this is "I think he's scum and I'm trying to see how far I can push his lynch" until no one else supported it and you started walking me back to null and then putting forth Elvis and Xeg scum reads.

Eat rope.

[Majiffy]

Or we could not lynch either and lynch Wisdom cuz he'll flip scum.

[Majiffy]

Oh wow you used an exact phrase lets key in on that instead of looking at the big picture yeah that'll strengthen your argument lets do that.

[Majiffy]

The big picture is that I said you might be scum, no matter how much you want to discredit me.

The big picture is you're pushing all those arguments from the perspective of thinking I'm confscum. Which is not what a null read should be influencing you to post like.

[Majiffy]

Well he voted Xegarus at one point too,

maybe that was the bussing.

This speculation is pointless if not for a flip or confscum read. And beyond pointless, also doesn't make sense if not for a scum flip or confscum read.

It's enough for me.

Enough for you to... what? Consider me "not unlikely" to be scum? Well jeez, 2/9 probability, call me dumbfounded how you came up with that notion! No. This statement is not made by someone who ends with a null read.

[Majiffy]

NULL - bork, Wisdom, Jake

MOST LIKELY SCUM - Wisdom, bork, Jake

---

Jiff, I assume you're saying I'm Wisdom's scum partner? And regardless of Wisdom's flip, I'm scum and should be lynched tomorrow, right?

If you keep the behavior of the above up, yeah. What the fuck is that, you have 3 players in 2 sections that are clearly contradictory.

[Majiffy]

Calling the reads "most likely scum" is different from "scummiest by POE". If you'd like me to get into the semantics of why, I can, but I don't think it's a fruitful discussion.

[Majiffy]

* Particularly when the section just above has them as "null"

[Majiffy]

A bit, still don't like it.

[Majiffy]

Is that going forward and then reversing itself?

[Majiffy]

Town
Xegarus
Elvis
mothrax (weak)

Scum
chkflip (by way of Pala)
Mac (by way of CE)
Wisdom

Null
Jake and Bork, probably town though. Just haven't bothered reading them.

[Majiffy]

I tend to put off reading players I know unless something blatantly slaps me in the face. Which is why I call Mollie out every time she says "OH MY GOD UR AVOIDING READING ME YOU ALWAYS TRY TO READ ME U MUST BE SCUM" which is just patently untrue.

[Majiffy]

I think a big part of it is because my reads come from antagonizing or otherwise emotionally investing other players into interacting with my playerslot, and a lot of my tried-and-true tactics wear thin on players I play with often, leading to decreased accuracy.

[Majiffy]

Sure thing bro.

[Majiffy]

What's up with the snippy comment? Do you not want me and bork communicating?

[Majiffy]

Read it with sarcasm. Hence the questioning on the snippiness.

You know what, fuck you.
VOTE: chkflip/vote]

[Majiffy]

VOTE: chkflip *

[Majiffy]

Oh right you're in Pala's slot.

Wow, this makes even more sense.

[Majiffy]

Not wanting communication between two players?

Do I really have to spell this out to you?

[Majiffy]

Well fuck 'em. Pala was a scumbutt and I'm sniffing nothing but antitown from him.

[Majiffy]

Cause using this little thing as a catalyst for a wagon hop smells like bullshit to me

Go re-read my ISO and then consider my actions in light of it.

[Majiffy]

Wisdom was a mediocre vote compared to my Pala read. Given Chkflips recent scum behavior, I really think he's the better play here.

[Majiffy]

And you know goddamn well it's not viable less than 24 hours before deadline

Not with the number of people posting since my vote, it isn't. Not my fault you're all chickenshit.

Specifically 533, 535, and 590.

I'd get into reasons why you're wrong, but we have more pressing issues than me digging through my own ISO to refute your shit defense.

Well majiffys reason for voting pala was such shit.

Noobscum doesn't invite at l-1. They don't get scared. They get excited. Pala/chkflip us likely town IMO.

They do if they think it'll look townie. Maybe you should read my post a bit more carefully. It wasn't the unvote, it was the context and reasons provided for the unvote.

@ Majiffy - why is pala/chk scum? - make a case. Changing your vote close to deadline is horrible because you know nobody is going to follow you.

Read my ISO. It's

FULL

of reasons why Pala/Chk is scum.

VOTE: Wisdom
If he doesn't flip scum, and Pala does, I expect each and every one of you to spent a considerable amount of time kissing my ass in the post-game.

[Majiffy]

I won't flip scum, and Pala won't either.

I doubt the former. I

really

doubt the latter.

[Majiffy]

You need to get on elvis.
But if i must, i'll jump onto wisdom before bed. But thats like 4 hours from now so i'm fine with elvis atm.

Everyone but you is reading Elvis as town. Take off the blinders.

[Majiffy]

Yeah but we're also all trying to lynch so, so you're not really considered part of "everyone".

[Majiffy]

Yeah but we're also all trying to lynch so, so you're not really considered part of "everyone".

I am part of this town, so I am part of everyone

Nope

[Majiffy]

Just fucking sheep me already.

Can someone please vig this

[Majiffy]

I have a festering

Maybe you should see a doctor about that

[Majiffy]

Someone please start being town

Hi

[Majiffy]

Wisdom, come at me bro
VOTE: Xegarus
Total bluff, huh?

Boom said the blind man.

VOTE: Xeg

Fuck off.

[Majiffy]

I have no time for retards.

[Majiffy]

Next time maybe you won't participate in such anti-town practices, now will you?

[Majiffy]

Look on the bright side, no PR.

If you were a PR doing that, you'd probably be the worst mafia player ever.

[Majiffy]

Ok well I'll be there waiting to hammer you again next time you're dumb in a game I'm playing.

[Majiffy]

Where'd your elvis read go all of a sudden?

p-edit: Ninja'ed

[Majiffy]

So why am I suddenly scummier than Elvis?

[Majiffy]

Look at the sig.

So basically doing something you were going to do to yourself?

[Majiffy]

Also that sig is highly hypocritical.

[Majiffy]

So you don't take it completely literally but you're advocating my lynch tomorrow based on it.

[Majiffy]

Just so we're clear here.

[Majiffy]

Why would I be pissed about some idiot playing chicken when he clearly isn't aware of the gamestate?

[Majiffy]

That's ok, we're better off without him.

[Majiffy]

As I said before, town PRs don't play that kind of game. I knew the largest risk possible was VT. Plus, asking you to claim lessens the impact of teaching you a lesson about self-voting and why it's inherently anti-town and shouldn't be done.

[Majiffy]

Cool story bork.

[Majiffy]

Tell me more about how poorly you think I perform as scum that I would be so blatantly scummy in twilight after quickhammering a townie on day one in a micro. Really, I'm very interested in your theories.

[Majiffy]

Jackal is also one of the worst mafia players I've ever seen, Xeg.

[Majiffy]

Just sayin'.

[Majiffy]

Shrug.

[Majiffy]

^^^

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

^^^

[Majiffy]

What in the fuck is

this

easy-listening bullshit.

[Majiffy]

Sure, Xeg, but town can be dumb too. And Elvis reads a firm town in ISO, particularly early-game.

[Majiffy]

But I do suspect her more now that I know you're town.

Wow.

[Majiffy]

Solo pianos are generally boring unless it's Chopin.

[Majiffy]

And Elvis reads a firm town in ISO

Nope, she doesn't.

Uhhh yeah, yeah she does.

[Majiffy]

Read my ISO. It's FULL of reasons why Pala/Chk is scum.

I don't want to re-read it, I want you to tell it to me so i can go back and see if you are at least consistent in your reasons.

Ugh. Tomorrow.

[Majiffy]

Well this twilight got boring quick.

[Majiffy]

Also lol @ Wisdom still speculating after that doozy of 919.

[Majiffy]

Cop on Pala if he exists please so we can quicklynch him tomorrow when he shows scum, thanks.

[Majiffy]

Well, I guess chkflip. Rather.

[Majiffy]

Nooooo

[Majiffy]

Someone come play with me, I'm bored.

[Majiffy]

I'm going home to drink.

[Majiffy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NbBjNiw4tk

Watch that and stfu.

okay.jpg

[Majiffy]

I exploded into laughter when he said sparticles. Oh god.

[Majiffy]

Yeah nothing I haven't already learned but still always fun to watch.

Look forward to the Fry video - got about 4 min left in the Kaku one.

[Majiffy]

Woop woop.

[Majiffy]

Pray tell a single flip flop, scumbutt.

[Majiffy]

Please explain how that's flip flopping and not just having a non-static voting record.

[Majiffy]

Hiya. Glad you could join us.

[Majiffy]

Here's what Majiffy did;

1) Settled for a Wisdom lynch
2) Saw his primary suspect's replacement came in and continued to be scummy
3) Attempted for a last-minute wagon on primary suspect
4) Hammered anti-town/troll player

Let's not mince words, now, or attempt to be revisionist.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

nothing 590-750ish looks like you're settling.

Meanwhile, in the real world...

VOTE: Wisdom

Sorry Jiffy.

Shrug.

If I vote Wisdom, will you help me lynch Pala tomorrow?

Eh.

VOTE: Wisdom

I'm gonna buttrape you in the post game if Pala is scum and Wisdom is town.

Usually helps to go back to where the vote was placed if you're going to make an argument about my intentions

[Majiffy]

I enjoy that he never went back to the posts of his that I mentioned seeing as how, y'know, he couldn't refute how "sure" he was of Wiscum.

bork gets it.

Wisdom was and still is acting incredibly scummy. That doesn't mean that your slot is not still my preferred lynch.

[Majiffy]

Yep that's what I thought.

[Majiffy]

You'll get a comprehensive case on your slot tomorrow. Which is kind of silly, seeing as how everything is already in my ISO, and I've already given more than "you're scum". But uh... cute misrep.

I like how you backed off all your "points" you were so cocky to point out earlier, when I proved them wrong.

[Majiffy]

Self-note to start at the top of page 41.

1)End of day yesterday was pretty crazy. Majiffy seemed to jump on the hammer all the sudden, seemed unpredictable.
2)Hey I think I noticed Majiffy trying to direct a cop near the end of yesterday. And directing power roles is you know, the scummeh.

1) You didn't actually reach any conclusions here.
2) No, it's not. Sorry to break your heart.

3)Let's ISO Majiffy.

Do you really not have any points that you're just throwing random thought processes into numbered lists?

4)Oh look Majiffy seems to have suspected everybody in the game at one point or another, and changed his mind a few times on everybody. Seems like a ton of shitty unsupported reads that he changes whenever he fucking wants. I'm not gonna bother quoting this but i can make this case if needed.

By all means, please do.

5)Insistence on voting Pala, calling Pala's towntell a scumtell. DURRRR.

... So being wrong is indicative of scum, then?

Does this not look like Majiffy slipped that he knows Mothrax is town? Does this not look like majiffy is arguing that mothrax is not necessarily town while at the same time slipping and calling him town? And who would try to argue that somebody they think is town is actually scum? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

It's not unusual, to be called dumb by anyone...
It's not unusual, to be called a twit by anyone...

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Gotta go to work, be back on in an hour or two.

[Majiffy]

Wisdom/Bork NK spec involving me is ridiculous. Come on, guys, why are you speculating like I play scum like a noob? It isn't proper JiffySpec if it doesn't involve at least 4 layers of WIFOM before it reaches it's conclusion.

I'm torn because I had a strong town read on Elvis but play today has been ridiculously terribad.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Mac

Need to do some re-reading on a few others but for now I want to see something of value from this slot.

[Majiffy]

Still pretty firm on my Elvis townread.

[Majiffy]

Speaking of games no one wants to read...

[Majiffy]

So other than a pageoftext Bork/Mac fight is anything else of any value going on here?

[Majiffy]

Good I'll just keep not-reading then.

[Majiffy]

I imagine that's what everyone else is doing, but I have the balls to actually say it.

[Majiffy]

It's ok I still love you borky.

[Majiffy]

Looool.

And ok I'll go look at it.

[Majiffy]

But first...

[Majiffy]

OH YEAH