Micro 370: Gerrymander Mafia (Game Over)

[Majiffy]

Holy shit maestro is alive.

[Majiffy]

I've played with all of ya'll except mollie and ETL.

Oh ho ho ho you're in for a time.

CABD I DEMAND TO KNOW YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA OF CHOICE

Google Plus is the only choice.



This is what I reckon the flavor is based on.

[Majiffy]

Probably those pot-smoking commie liberals.

[Majiffy]

You know how fickle those internet activists are ETL.

[Majiffy]

I confirm I am not responsible for the Social Media. At least not to my knowledge and that'd be pretty bastard if I was.

[Majiffy]

Yeah, but look at that adorable avatar.

[Majiffy]

He has a gas leak?

[Majiffy]

Better out than in, I always say!

[Majiffy]

Sound the trumpets, the king has arrived!

[Majiffy]

Greetings from the interior!

[Majiffy]

Ok I'll go home now.

[Majiffy]

Majiffy don't do that thing where I have no idea wtf you're saying for half the game, plz

Ich habe keine ahnung was du meinst!

[Majiffy]

PEDIT: goddamnit Majiffy

[Majiffy]

Right now, vettrock is scumming up the thread with every post and I am wondering why no one else is talking about it.

You're doing a good enough job on your own.

[Majiffy]

ETL are you a Publicly Hated Townie?

[Majiffy]

I dont typically rvs unless its to build a wagon. Would have voted xay but L1 on p1 is bad news bears.

[Majiffy]

9 alive bruh?

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Brian has a point. 9 players but there are 10 votes available for distribution. Should be 6 to lynch.

Doublevoters don't change lynch majority numbers. I'm assuming SM is a scum doublevote until proven otherwise.

[Majiffy]

Tied lynches in non-plurality format usually lead to no lynches. And if/only if at deadline.

[Majiffy]

Probably a mod-specific thing. You may want to ask. Anyone voting to hammer two wagons simultaneously is scumclaiming as far as I'm concerned.

5. A lynch is achieved as a

majority of players

voting for somebody. Half is not a majority.

Also that.

[Majiffy]

Wait, but if SM is pm based then they can't get the double vote off....

Also also that.

[Majiffy]

Very interesting question. Probably not, but it'd be cool if we could.

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VOTE: Social Media

I'm down to join the cause.

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No, that'd make the game incredibly bastard and this game was not advertised as bastard.

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It's still the weekend and we still have >8 days till deadline. Chillax.

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Hes talking to vett.

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Shut your traphole you inferior mortal.

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I agree with both of those sentiments.

[Majiffy]

Mollie!

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Damn phoneposting.

[Majiffy]

Das wut I sey

[Majiffy]

Brian is typically a lurksack but he may have forgotten about this game.

[Majiffy]

Mollie I expected you to vote oka. Which means youre probably town. And I think I know what you see but it feels playstyle after the maestro oka 1v1.

I wouldnt mind xay. Think about it.

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Oh yeah and yes I am town so rejoice.

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BREVITY IS THE SOUL OF WIT (and intelligence) FUCKO

go read some Shakespeare

[Majiffy]

maestro is town

No shit.

Why are you ignoring my posts?

V/LA from this game

I am discussing a potential "solution" with Cabd.

Will it be... be final?

[Majiffy]

Now that Organic Chem is over, I get to tell you that you stink at reading mollie

[Majiffy]

I've made it clear I am still sorting NM.

Town.

[Majiffy]

Not sure who I want dead yet NM

[Majiffy]

I have plenty of concrete reads. Possibly too many.

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Xay

Stick with the gut.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

Mr Opportunistic yo

Btw don't hammer me out of the blue let me post shit first k

Id like you to explain how my vote is opportunistic.

[Majiffy]

Id like you to explain how my vote is opportunistic.

I'm biggest wagon

Everyone doesn't like me

You haven't said anything about your read IIRC

Just get it to L-1 choochoo

Watch people hate me more hopefully

And then someone hammers

Unless you're gonna substantiate the vote, I'll be assuming this

By your logic, any vote on a scummy player that has a leading wagon is opportunistic.

And I have mentioned you. Maybe you should keep up.

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I wouldn't qualify the L-1 wagon on Xay as "losing steam".

[Majiffy]

I'm assuming ETL only unvoted because L-1 and therefore the wagon should still be considered L-1.

[Majiffy]

In other news, Vett's stated intention to hammer Oka even if the majority doesn't want to lynch Oka is incredibly antitown.

[Majiffy]

If the majority wanted to lynch Oka there wouldn't be a need for Vett to force our hand with his second vote.

[Majiffy]

I still consider Maestro the scummiest, but no one else seems to agree with me. OkaPoka is my next pick, therefore I moved my vote to him. I didn't move my second vote to hammer, to give the rest of the town time to discuss. I would prefer to never have to use the second vote, as hopefully we can agree with a majority to who we want to lynch. I'm not saying I won't use it, but I am saying I would prefer not to.

Translation: I am going to hammer Oka if you try to lynch Xay instead.

[Majiffy]

No, he was mad earlier because Vett is a complete moron.

[Majiffy]

You can "say" whatever you want but you're still using the "if it comes down to it!" clause which is holding a gun to town's head. Bolded doesn't change a damn thing.

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I am not sure that vetty could be more town even if he tried.

We'll probably end up having a falling out.

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I'd like a confirmation from vett if this is or is not his doing.

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I am not sure that vetty could be more town even if he tried.

We'll probably end up having a falling out.

only if you push on vetty

Do you disagree that his recent actions, re: threatening a non-majority lynch, have been anti-town?

[Majiffy]

Stop dodging.

A Game state trigger has changed.

Was this you? Yes or no.

[Majiffy]

Mollieeeee

[Majiffy]

VOTE: not mafia

I'm not liking you at all.

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And here I was thinking I already was a pretty good reason to stay at my side all night!

NM looks pretty damn town to me. Idk what you're missing.

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No.

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Spoiler: Posts

Right now, vettrock is scumming up the thread with every post and I am wondering why no one else is talking about it.

Looking at his other games it looks like a playstyle issue to me

Eh, not quite. And my vote on Maestro wasn't RVS so I'm fine with my vote right now

not like I care, but when were you gonna mention that?

I thought it was pretty self-evident from my vote

I'm sheeping ETL's vote for Xayzeck for sheeping

VOTE: Xayzeck

And these post come off as forced and buddying up to/trying to play to Maestro's meanypants capsrage shtick

LOL this game has took a hilarious turn for getting picky and fed up over the silliest of tells and the dumbest of remarks

VOTE: Oka

Now let's lynch this scumfuck

vettork isn't confTown. He is confDoublevoter.

Don't EVER tell me what to do again.

Hi yes this very much

Also Oka's blatant dickriding on Vett makes me very comfortable. And I'm not sure how he's so confident in Vett's reads. Heck, he doesn't even look like he has developed reads on his own, it's like he's just blindly sheeping Vett.

It sucks

I hate it

Let's lynch it

WAT.

Oh noes

LOL

what kind of reaction is this

Xay continues his awkward posting.

I'm leaning town on Oka because he doesn't seem to care what anyone here thinks of him, despite the wagon on him he's stuck to his guns going against the majority, I don't agree with on a lot of it but i can understand where a lot of it came from and out a lot of his scumminess down to playstyle

[Majiffy]

Lol

[Majiffy]

We're experiencing a clash of meta vs objective playstyles.

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Sure.

Can we lynch Xay now?

[Majiffy]

Chill, we have 5 days to discuss stuff. Familiar?

8 days and 5 days are very different.

We need to organize on a lynch now in case shit hits the fan.

[Majiffy]

And if you give me that snotty backtalk again I guarantee you I will rip a bigger hole in your ego than Maestro ever could.

[Majiffy]

why are you rushing majiffy

Why aren't you? You know what happens when town rushes lynches at deadline.

Majiffy, 5 days is a lot especially in a game where everyone is extremely active.

I would hardly consider everyone in this game extremely active.

[Majiffy]

I don't want to have a Xay lynch yet, but I will consider putting him at L-1. if necessary.

I'd appreciate L-1.

we aren't near dl tho

eta: that was to majiffy

5 days till deadline.

I won't be here at all Friday or Saturday. Which means if we dick around today and tomorrow, I have effectively 1.5-2 days.

[Majiffy]

How's that reading and voting coming along?

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Not my fault you've been sitting out.

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I mean prior to today.

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Finally.

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ETL you never confirmed or denied that you unvoted Xay because L-1. Do you still support the wagon? If not, why haven't you said anything?

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Like, he's put forth this distinction that it's okay for Majiffy to put forth almost no content

This reads like you have a scumread on me. Do you? And if so; why are you persisting on a wagon I am heavily pushing?

[Majiffy]

And 1 scum

Go on.

[Majiffy]

So ETL you no longer support the wagon?

[Majiffy]

Harumph, etl. Harumph.

[Majiffy]

Do you think a Maestro lynch is realistic today?

Out of the question.

[Majiffy]

Etl a good 50% of your reads suck big ol donkey balls

[Majiffy]

Do you think a Maestro lynch is realistic today?

Out of the question.

I was looking for Oka to answer that

Yeah, but im answering.

Deal with it.

[Majiffy]

Etl a good 50% of your reads suck big ol donkey balls

You suck big ol donkey balls

Only on tuesdays. Iiiiits Thursday.

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Theres a huge difference between those two NM.

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We DO have time to lynch Xay!

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Because xay is a scumbutt.

Id elaborate but im on my phone. Probably wont be back on my comp till sunday afternoon.

Check tthe things nm said about xay, thats a big part.

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And what do you think I am now?

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Answer the question.

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Scum or town. Hard answer, no fencing.

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Come now, four letter answer either way. Not hard to answer.

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Jiffy is totally ignoring obvious town tells and refusing to reevaluate because "oh noes i'm on my phone better lynch someone quick". That's ridiculous, hasty, and downright stupid.

Implies a townread.

I reckon your scumread on me is entirely a chainsaw of xay.

You go next when xay flips scum.

[Majiffy]

Like 656 is literally frustration at watching your buddy get strung up.

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Well I don't want to participate in a Xay lynch right now, he was townflailing pretty hard. Unless you have the power to elaborate more.

Sunday maybe.

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Like 656 is literally frustration at watching your buddy get strung up.

lolk. You are bad at reading me.

And so are you if you think im scum

[Majiffy]

Well in the meantime be a dear and bus your buddy.

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Hokay whatevah bruh

[Majiffy]

Oh look two days of people doing absolutely nothing with deadline approaching. Big surprise there.

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I said stop
Mollie
Whats that sound
Xay is scum
Help me put him in the ground

[Majiffy]

Well, majiffy I guess you will need to elaborate.

Going to ignore that i guess.

pretty much. Ive been unexpectedly busy this weekend.

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Almost as common as town ones.

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Majiffy, today's Sunday. You said you'd elaborate on your Xay read today.

And I got busy. Are you not reading?

[Majiffy]

And im laying in bed and need to be up for work in 4 hrs so you can suck my ballsack.

[Majiffy]

Maestro whats up with you in this game you had a huge argument and now you just beetlejuice

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Except my "conclusion" is that you're confDoublevoter and that because of your bad play your claim shouldn't be a reason to overlook you later in the game as possible Scum. How is that twisting of facts? Anything along the way is rage and you've said that's not your issue; my opinion that you've played badly is something you can't directly refute. So... do you really have a case?

No.

Specifically this post.

[Majiffy]

Etl is scum with xay silly

[Majiffy]

Ok I need to try to get to sleep now

[Majiffy]

tbf I usually don't nk majiffy. I usually leave him alive. but he knows why I wouldn't have left him alive in this particular game

You were my instant scumread when I died.

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