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Post Post #500 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:11 am

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In post 495, PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:sorry about the lynch if you're actually town

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I wish he had another sign in the other hand that said “not sorry” with like an evil expression or something.
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Post Post #501 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:13 am

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In post 499, chkflip wrote:Oh man.

Can't wait to never play with this slot ever again.
Town doesn’t need to resort to insults.

You realize that lynching me doesn’t shit me up.

You are my scummiest read at this point so go ahead and stump yourself.
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Post Post #502 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:13 am

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Legitimately who are your alts so I can just go ahead and fucking not
"Fuck you. I opened up my heart to you and you stabbed it a thousand times." - Gamma, to me, right before confessing to being the town vig and murdering my scum partner N1.
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Post Post #503 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:15 am

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Town doesn’t need to resort to insults.

Why are you mad? Can you even articulate it?
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Post Post #504 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:18 am

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I'm extremely frustrated. I just fucking hammered and obviously you're either WOAT who rage-quit yesterday for no decent reason, like a walking "cAn i HaZ gEmBiT" meme, or you're doing an excellent troll job to set me up for tomorrow.

I'm OBVIOUSLY not getting stumped because fuck me of course my first game back has to have me squatting in the center shitting the bed.

no u scum bro u scum

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Who are your fucking alts so I never have to be bothered with you again.
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Post Post #505 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:19 am

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I'M SO MAD I DIDN'T CONSIDER TROLLING ME WOULD MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING TOWN IN BOTH CASES

FUCK
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Post Post #506 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:21 am

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In post 504, chkflip wrote:I'm extremely frustrated. I just fucking hammered and obviously you're either WOAT who rage-quit yesterday for no decent reason, like a walking "cAn i HaZ gEmBiT" meme, or you're doing an excellent troll job to set me up for tomorrow.

I'm OBVIOUSLY not getting stumped because fuck me of course my first game back has to have me squatting in the center shitting the bed.

no u scum bro u scum

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Who are your fucking alts so I never have to be bothered with you again.
I don’t know what WOAT means.

How could I be scum and setting you up for tomorrow at the same time?

You know I’m town.

Ergo, you are scum.
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Post Post #507 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:21 am

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360 no scope aaaaahhhhhh now I feel better
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Post Post #508 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:22 am

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In post 505, chkflip wrote:I'M SO MAD I DIDN'T CONSIDER TROLLING ME WOULD MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING TOWN IN BOTH CASES

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Post Post #509 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:23 am

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ergo you're garbage
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Post Post #510 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:24 am

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hi. pls calm down and take a step back everyone.
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Post Post #511 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:24 am

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Who's my partner, hot shot?

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Who's my partner?
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Post Post #512 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:24 am

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I want Yshtola back lol
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Post Post #513 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:25 am

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well pighawk, i hope you both learned a valuable lesson about self-voting. boo you.
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Post Post #514 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:25 am

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relax guys

if we miss here we have plenty of time to work out who the baddie is tommorrow
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Post Post #515 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:25 am

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nono seriously chkflip, pls take at least an hour away from the thread.
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Post Post #516 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:25 am

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seems pretty clear that we missed.
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Post Post #517 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:25 am

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Ah c'mon mate. A little FATE in your game isn't that bad.
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Post Post #518 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:27 am

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Town doesn’t have to result to personal insults.

See you in the stumpyard.

“Who’s my partner” ahah ahaha imagine asking confirmed town to out their hypo associativas prestumping.
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Post Post #519 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:28 am

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In post 513, Shrek and Donkey wrote:well pighawk, i hope you both learned a valuable lesson about self-voting. boo you.
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Normally I’d agree but if we had gone to 3p, that would Have been game.
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Post Post #520 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:29 am

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Mmm gaslighting. That's cute.

Click my username.

Click to see my threads.

Pick literally any game I've been in this year.

Do you know what you'll see?

Chemist knows.

See you D2.
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Post Post #521 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:31 am

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In post 519, pighawk wrote:
In post 513, Shrek and Donkey wrote:well pighawk, i hope you both learned a valuable lesson about self-voting. boo you.
-unicorn
Normally I’d agree but if we had gone to 3p, that would Have been game.
it would only have been game after you self-voted. we had a pretty solid townread on you, and your lynch wasnt about to happen. your self vote gambit was so awful.
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Post Post #522 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:39 am

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In post 520, chkflip wrote:Mmm gaslighting. That's cute.

Click my username.

Click to see my threads.

Pick literally any game I've been in this year.

Do you know what you'll see?

Chemist knows.

See you D2.
So your asking me to...read your meta.

Well if that’s not scummy I don’t know what is!

Gaslighting only works if you are scum, sooooo...



Donkey, I really disagree but I admit that I could be wrong in which case I would apologize. But consider this; if scum weren’t planning to use me in 3p then why wouldn’t they have hammered me? I was being kept alive to be sacrificed tomorrow. This whole mess confirms my suspicions.
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Post Post #523 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:41 am

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/yawn

Anger is NAI for me, pal.

I'm fucking softballing and you still don't get it.
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Post Post #524 (ISO) » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:41 am

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you would be basically unlynchable in 3p because if you're scum there's no way you put yourself in the endgame
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