Micro 1004: Burdened By Secrecy

[Klaus Hargreeves]

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[Allison Hargreeves]

VOTE: VANYA

[Allison Hargreeves]

KLAUS
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

[Klaus Hargreeves]

and THAT is why i don't ego on main when hydra'ing.

I literally hadnt planned to ego


but I ego'd to try to obfuscate my identity, as a ploy ()_*&@YHIOTUYGH){S*HBY_{(*!V%HGUQOT NG

[Allison Hargreeves]

VANYA IS AT L1

[Allison Hargreeves]

(expired on 2021-04-09 15:47:13)

[Allison Hargreeves]

YOUR TIME HAS EXPIRED.

VOTE: KLAUS

I WILL NOT BE MAKING ANOTHER VOTE FOR THE REST OF THE GAME.

[Five Hargreeves]

why would mafia self-vote

if they get voted out they lose no matter what?

[Allison Hargreeves]

WE MUST ACT QUICKLY. MY CALCULATIONS SUGGEST A LOSS IS. IMMINENT.

[Five Hargreeves]

you self vote then

[Allison Hargreeves]

I REFUSE.

[Five Hargreeves]

why do you think Klaus is scum? If we eliminate a town and the paragons guess wrong we still lose

[Allison Hargreeves]

YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES. VANYA OR KLAUS. PICK WISELY CHILD.

[Allison Hargreeves]

KLAUS HAS REFUSED THE CALL TO ACTION. THERE CAN BE NO PACIFISTS IN THE WAR TO COME.

[Five Hargreeves]

why not Lila?

[Five Hargreeves]

Klaus townspewed when Klaus self-voted

there is no way for mafia to win with a self-elimination.

it is the desperate move of a townie.

[Allison Hargreeves]

THERE IS NO TIME TO VOTE FOR ROSS PEROT.

[Five Hargreeves]

it feels like you are mafia who is trying to force me into voting for a townie.

you trying to rush a Klaus elimination when he is obviously town here is scaring me

[Lila Pitts]

VOTE: Alison

[Lila Pitts]

Five kill scum w me

[Allison Hargreeves]

I HAD GIVEN KLAUS TO MAKE THE TRUE SACRIFICE. NOT TO SACRIFICE HERSELF BUT TO BECOME THE VILLAIN. NOT THE HERO WE DESERVED, BUT THE HERO WE NEEDED.

[Klaus Hargreeves]

woh hey I get up from having been butt-ass naked at the computer after lunging from bed to fix my alt slip, go to the bathroom get dressed and make breakfast because *I JUST WOKE UP AND PHONEPOSTED AN ALT SLIP* and because I missed a 2 minute deadline I'm the devil?


whatever. whoever we're lynching it needs to be promptly, before the paragons get a better reads on our alt identities after my slip


I'm sorry for not sitting around in my 65 degree bedroom with my asscheecks on my pleather chair to wait for your directions allison

[Five Hargreeves]

Klaus vote for alison

[Five Hargreeves]

time is running out

[Allison Hargreeves]

FINE. IT APPEARS I MUST BECOME THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES, BUT NOT THE ONE IT NEEDS RIGHT NOW. I CAN TAKE IT.

IM BATMAN

VOTE: ALLISON