Squid Game! Game Over!

[NorwegianboyEE]

Dude I have an exam NOOO

Just leave the parachutes to us buddy, exam is more important.

[Loki Dokie]

Pooky has literally ruined my life.

He’s the cute deranged fluffy gift that keeps on giving.

[numberQ]

With towniest at the top, people on my team (and thus the order I'd give parachutes, with an unknown line below which I will NOT give parachutes):

Nora
Math
Mama
Almost

I'd put Almost higher because, when I try to look at it objectively, I

think

he's been townposting?? But something about his style of posting is just incongruent with my brain, so it subjectively looks like scum. This is not a rational opinion.

[Almost50]

i'll just snag it all when you Americans are asleep hehehe.

Implying that all Americans sleep at the same time...

Don't they? I thought Mr Trump said the US government adopted COMMUNISM already

[numberQ]

Can we like, German tank this to estimate how many parachutes there probably are after we've seen a few

It's not exactly the German tank problem, but it's pretty similar. It's actually easier probably

The only thing I feel confident on regarding this is there are probably more than 14 parachutes, to avoid the possibility of the game just ending. This is a complete guess, but maybe 16-18?

[RCEnigma]

Loki, Darby, norwee, prooooobably gamma, ydrasse would be slots I'm willing to parachute with little problem. Then FB, math, wheme, maybe mt.

Okay so you want to give parachutes to scum

Sounds good

There are 9 names there. Which ones are your partners?

Norwee and Gamma, maybe FB and Math are scummy

Like you put some townreads in there but wtf are norwee and gamma and fb and math doing there

FB and math are like upper side of null so if ALL my townreads we're parachuted they would be in the next batch I'm semi comfortable with. Could they be scum? Sure but I feel worse on other slots ATM.

Gamma showed town early, a good bit of that is tone. I will say there have been like where I thought Gamma could be doing their antagonist scum thing they do but it didn't ring bells like gamma scum usually does. If it shifted the other way, if I scumread Gamma and then townread him I'd be more inclined to believe my read is wrong there.

Norwee doesn't get a long paragraph I just think he's town. Also liked a PT thing he did.

[Loki Dokie]

Loki, Darby, norwee, prooooobably gamma, ydrasse would be slots I'm willing to parachute with little problem. Then FB, math, wheme, maybe mt.

Okay so you want to give parachutes to scum

Sounds good

There are 9 names there. Which ones are your partners?

Norwee and Gamma, maybe FB and Math are scummy

Like you put some townreads in there but wtf are norwee and gamma and fb and math doing there

You think I was wrong on Gamma? I really hope not. :/

Why Fire?

[NorwegianboyEE]

Yeah you're right, we do still have more games so it can't end with there being like... under 10 players left at least?

[Dwlee99]

I'm outside Pooky's house rn to see when they log onto mafiascum dot net

[NorwegianboyEE]

I'm friending them on discord so i can see when they are on the pc.

[Save The Dragons]

pooky is elitetelling

[NorwegianboyEE]

We need spy satelites.

[Save The Dragons]

omg this constant 48 hour adrenaline spike is probably bad for my health

[numberQ]

Will this be the first game on ms.net to directly cause a heart attack?

[Loki Dokie]

Rules Clarification:

the first post quoting the parachute post with a valid command will get the parachute.

you may not take a parachute for someone else if you do not already have one.

parachute generation times were randomly generated via Random.Org

So what’s to stop scum from coordinating and taking them? This disadvantages town.

We should be allow to democratically decide this.

[Almost50]

I'm outside Pooky's house rn to see when they log onto mafiascum dot net

Third world tactics! I sent in the Ant-Man to stay "right up his neck"

[NorwegianboyEE]

We should be allow to democratically decide this.

It doesn't matter what you think. These are the rules of the game.

[Loki Dokie]

that's not how it works STD.

Parachute posts will be very evident

they will consist entirely of

"This is a Parachute"

Dafuq is this game?

This is a Parachute

[Save The Dragons]

are you trying to offer knock off parachutes

[Dwlee99]

that's not how it works STD.

Parachute posts will be very evident

they will consist entirely of

"This is a Parachute"

Dafuq is this game?

This is a Parachute

Take Parachute

[Loki Dokie]

that's not how it works STD.

Parachute posts will be very evident

they will consist entirely of

"This is a Parachute"

Take Parachute

Fuck, Pooky is making me lose my mind figuing this shit out.

[Dwlee99]

Oh god what if I die now

[NorwegianboyEE]

Here's some samples of stressfull music to make y'all feel better about this situation.

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

[numberQ]

Rules Clarification:

the first post quoting the parachute post with a valid command will get the parachute.

you may not take a parachute for someone else if you do not already have one.

parachute generation times were randomly generated via Random.Org

So what’s to stop scum from coordinating and taking them? This disadvantages town.

We should be allow to democratically decide this.

Scum can only coordinate up to the extent that they are on the same team. So at absolute worst, we've got 5 out of 6 able to coordinate, and even then they have to respond faster than anyone else in the game.

It's incredibly swingy, and not for any mechanics reasons. It advantages scum dispropotionately, IF the scum team has a fast poster on it, and IF there is a large scum composition in one of the teams.

[Loki Dokie]

are you trying to offer knock off parachutes

I have no bloody clue wtf I’m doing other than I think I just signed up for forum musical chairs or something.