UK Eastermeet 2022 Invitational (Game over!)

[Fenchurch]

Yes, that's why you're both scum

Huh? I'm really not following you on this...

[Postie]

Okay: are you a town potato vendor?

[Fenchurch]

Yes, that's why you're both scum

Oh, I guess your explanation is that I had a second potato, so I must have given it to Cpol to hide the fact that scum-Cpol wouldn't die without eating a potato.

But that doesn't make sense for so many reasons. Why would Cpol give up his potato in that situation? And by what means would I give it back?

Do you remember in the game at the meet, there was a potato vendor? I'm pretty sure that is how Cpol gained a potato. It wasn't my second potato; I didn't give it to him.

Back to executing Menno and searching for their scum buddy, please.

[Fenchurch]

Okay: are you a town potato vendor?

No. I am town, but I'm not a potato vendor, and I didn't give Cpol a potato in the night.

[Postie]

Well, with that cleared up: there is no town potato vendor, obviously. Potato vendor only has scum utility. Give me one good reason someone would put a town potato vendor in a set up like this, where taking potatos from people is clearly designed to give town more executions.

[Wenna]

Good morning everyone that is still alive, commiserations to the corpses of townsfolk.

Sorry I have not messaged sooner, I was busy pretending to be dead, but nobody found my body because waiting corpse-like in another room online is pretty awkward, virtual-dimension-wise. I spent my time in the pseudo-afterlife listening to what everyone had to say, and trying to get some reads. Not unlike playing in real life. Except it's actually much more difficult. So if everyone could just describe their faces, tone, inflections, body language, and general demeanour while typing, that would be great. Now I see why you forum veterans talk so much of the ever-abstruse "meta".

I have nothing valuable to say. So here are some useless facts: I am even worse at this online, but am enjoying reading the thread, and I thought Postie or Myko was a baddy and now one is dead. [But I fully expect someone to say it's scummy to say this, so I will say it before you can].

Vanilla Regards,

A person who is better at pretending to be a person pretending to be dead than playing forum mafia.

P.S. my screen refreshed as I pressed submit, so please pretend it's the past for a moment while I catch up

[Postie]

Vanilla Regards,

Is this intended as a claim? If so, why would you be claiming at this point in the game?

(Welcome back etc)

[Wenna]

why would you be claiming at this point in the game?

As far as my inexperienced mind was concerned, "a point when I am allowed to type on the forum", was the only validity I considered.

[Shanba]

Woooo, I survived the night!

I have some very interesting thoughts I'd be willing to share, if requested

[Postie]

Please do.

Wenna, why aren't you voting cpol?

[Wenna]

I have some very interesting thoughts I'd be willing to share, if requested

Go for it, stretch, as long as it's not about potatoes.

Potatoes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stupid mafia game so noone talks about anything other than potatoes.

[Postie]

Go for it, stretch, as long as it's not about potatoes.

Potatoes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stupid mafia game so noone talks about anything other than potatoes.

I know this was directed at Shanba, but I want you to elaborate on this. We can't pass potatos around anymore, so what are you referring to?

[Wenna]

what are you referring to

I was joking about you and Fenchurch discussing potatoes a moment ago.

[Wenna]

Wenna, why aren't you voting cpol?

Voting so early in the day? Also I read cpol neutral.

[Postie]

nope don't like that
I'm gonna need you to walk me through why your vote isn't on cpol right now

[Postie]

Wenna, why do you think cpol gained a potato?

[McMenno]

Your honour, I am not scum, I was simply on drugs.

also, mykonian was the nightkill and Takuma the vigkill... obviously

and I'm pretty sure cpol is town anyway

Woooo, I survived the night!

I have some very interesting thoughts I'd be willing to share, if requested

please!!!

I think Nexus is scummy for myko scumreading him and myko being killed but that's light atm.

[Postie]

Can everyone who isn't voting cpol from this point forward explain to me why because I feel like I'm going insane

[Wenna]

Wenna, why do you think cpol gained a potato?

Feeling a bit fried, don't want to state any half-baked thoughts. I'll take some time to digest the facts, and then I can chip in.

[Wenna]

What if a baddy potato vendor gave cpol a potato to throw him under the marketcart?

What if cpol is a goodguy potato vendor and potattoed himself?

What if there is an insomniac town magician who pulled a potato out from behind cpol's ear in the night and gave it him?

All equally likely possibilities (except the first, which is possibly more likely).

[Postie]

Wait shit you're right
I was wondering wether Menno was third party or something because I was sure they were scum before cpol showed up with a potato and Fenchurch tried to start arguing he was conftown
But Menno / Menno's scumpartner giving cpol a potato to try and delay their own execution is... possible
Urgrndjdkdmsl

Edited to remove outdated language - CDB

[Wenna]

or...WHAT IF CPOL

IS

A POTATO AND HAD A REVELATION IN THE NIGHT AND FOUND HIMSELF

[Klick]

I think whoever is responsible for cpol getting a potato in the night should claim it.

VOTE: McMenno

[Porochaz]

So that quick execution was pretty damn scummy and now the consul mechanic has gone I have more of an impetus to actually get involved. I also could not give a rats ass about potato discussion. That said I guess it cant really be avoided.

if I want her dead I will just execute her (and probably give some warning)

I feel like there was no warning.

And as stated previously, I think we should all vote and have that voting determine our potato redistribution efforts (i.e. if a majority votes for you, you gotta give up your tubers). Voting is pro-town, people.

I give up Mr. Beast and Logan Paul... oh you said your tubers, not youtubers... sorry. Reading it back Im not sure I like this statement, maybe its because I feel that the potato mechanic was best left ignored? But that to me felt like an easy way to get another easily influenced nightkill.

Early townread based on the fact that all my experience with scum!Cerys at the meet was her being a confused lurker that only actively pushes ideas for who's scum when cornered.

That is not my experience of Fen scum.

I'm leaning towards exonerating Bella, but not yet.

I feel like this is not true.

Ok 103 makes me like Takuma.

Were the consuls able to rescind nominations?

So to me, despite the promises of the warning and the suggesting of giving bella a stay of execution, when discussing moved elsewhere Menno executed, there was no chance of a claim (I think) and the reasons which I think boil down to role-fishing was weak. The day ended very quickly, I mean this does feel way too obvious but I really dont like that execution at all.

Ok so Takuma died, there goes my townread.

The Fenchurch and Postie day 2 discussion feels painful to me (and getting more painful with the potatovendor discussion) and doesn't make me feel good about either of them, especially since a lot of my reads do not match Fen's.

Potatoes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stupid mafia game so noone talks about anything other than potatoes.

QFT

So things I don't like:
Primates early nomination, I get it was a good way to get discussion flowing. But without a way of getting it back, it's a bit impulsive.
I don't anything about the end of the day and Menno
I dont like potato discussion, but it's needed I guess. Potato vendor discussion however is really not needed.

So things I like:
Er... Wenna's entry into the game, that then dissolved into potato vendor chat.
Nexus in general
Shanba seems town.

So thing I don't know either way.
Cpol
Fenchurch

vote Menno

FoS Postie

[Porochaz]

I guess I've made a proper post now. Welp.