Zendo Questions III

[humaneatingmonkey]

Are all superheroes strong?
If I start swimming now, will I reach the end of the pool in 5 minutes?

[Ethel]

0. Could the eagles have flown into Mordor?

I don't see why not (Yes)

0. Are all dwarves greedy?

Not at all, some are very generous (No)

1. Would you like to explain why my computer is on fire?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? (Yes)

2. Do I look fat?

You don't! (No)

3. Is it in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Everything is these days, isn't it (Yes)

4. Shall I rebuild biancospino's burnt-down garage?

That would be awfully nice of you (Yes)

5. Is this the way to Rome?

You somehow managed to find the only road that doesn't lead to Rome (No)

6. Should I join the Avengers Initiative?

Go for it! (Yes)

7. Is it dumb?

On the contrary, it might be the smartest thing I've heard all week (No)

8. Do you think I should go for a run?

Considering the weather, maybe swimming instead? (No)

9. Should I start a diet?

Healthy eating habits are important, but I don't trust fancy diets (No)

10. Are all superheroes strong?

They better be, else they'd just be regular heroes (Yes)

11. If I start swimming now, will I reach the end of the pool in 5 minutes?

Ready, set, go! (Yes)

[humaneatingmonkey]

Shot in the dark.
Guess: If the question is about something that could potentially happen or be done, it gets a 'Yes'.

[humaneatingmonkey]

Fuck that's so wrong

[Ethel]

I think the rule is only allowed to be strictly mechanical, so the meaning doesn't matter

[StrangerCoug]

Shall we play a game?

[Ethel]

0. Could the eagles have flown into Mordor?

I don't see why not (Yes)

0. Are all dwarves greedy?

Not at all, some are very generous (No)

1. Would you like to explain why my computer is on fire?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? (Yes)

2. Do I look fat?

You don't! (No)

3. Is it in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Everything is these days, isn't it (Yes)

4. Shall I rebuild biancospino's burnt-down garage?

That would be awfully nice of you (Yes)

5. Is this the way to Rome?

You somehow managed to find the only road that doesn't lead to Rome (No)

6. Should I join the Avengers Initiative?

Go for it! (Yes)

7. Is it dumb?

On the contrary, it might be the smartest thing I've heard all week (No)

8. Do you think I should go for a run?

Considering the weather, maybe swimming instead? (No)

9. Should I start a diet?

Healthy eating habits are important, but I don't trust fancy diets (No)

10. Are all superheroes strong?

They better be, else they'd just be regular heroes (Yes)

11. If I start swimming now, will I reach the end of the pool in 5 minutes?

Ready, set, go! (Yes)

12. Shall we play a game?

Busy right now, maybe later? (No)

[StrangerCoug]

Do you know how to get my nephew to stop playing vulgar music at full blast?

[Ethel]

0. Could the eagles have flown into Mordor?

I don't see why not (Yes)

0. Are all dwarves greedy?

Not at all, some are very generous (No)

1. Would you like to explain why my computer is on fire?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? (Yes)

2. Do I look fat?

You don't! (No)

3. Is it in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Everything is these days, isn't it (Yes)

4. Shall I rebuild biancospino's burnt-down garage?

That would be awfully nice of you (Yes)

5. Is this the way to Rome?

You somehow managed to find the only road that doesn't lead to Rome (No)

6. Should I join the Avengers Initiative?

Go for it! (Yes)

7. Is it dumb?

On the contrary, it might be the smartest thing I've heard all week (No)

8. Do you think I should go for a run?

Considering the weather, maybe swimming instead? (No)

9. Should I start a diet?

Healthy eating habits are important, but I don't trust fancy diets (No)

10. Are all superheroes strong?

They better be, else they'd just be regular heroes (Yes)

11. If I start swimming now, will I reach the end of the pool in 5 minutes?

Ready, set, go! (Yes)

12. Shall we play a game?

Busy right now, maybe later? (No)

13. Do you know how to get my nephew to stop playing vulgar music at full blast?

Have you tried turning him off and on again? (Yes)

[StrangerCoug]

Would you like to explain?
Do you know how?
Should I turn this off and on again?

[Ethel]

0. Could the eagles have flown into Mordor?

I don't see why not (Yes)

0. Are all dwarves greedy?

Not at all, some are very generous (No)

1. Would you like to explain why my computer is on fire?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? (Yes)

2. Do I look fat?

You don't! (No)

3. Is it in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Everything is these days, isn't it (Yes)

4. Shall I rebuild biancospino's burnt-down garage?

That would be awfully nice of you (Yes)

5. Is this the way to Rome?

You somehow managed to find the only road that doesn't lead to Rome (No)

6. Should I join the Avengers Initiative?

Go for it! (Yes)

7. Is it dumb?

On the contrary, it might be the smartest thing I've heard all week (No)

8. Do you think I should go for a run?

Considering the weather, maybe swimming instead? (No)

9. Should I start a diet?

Healthy eating habits are important, but I don't trust fancy diets (No)

10. Are all superheroes strong?

They better be, else they'd just be regular heroes (Yes)

11. If I start swimming now, will I reach the end of the pool in 5 minutes?

Ready, set, go! (Yes)

12. Shall we play a game?

Busy right now, maybe later? (No)

13. Do you know how to get my nephew to stop playing vulgar music at full blast?

Have you tried turning him off and on again? (Yes)

14. Would you like to explain?

Didn't he come with a manual? (No)

15. Do you know how?

Sorry, I'm no expert in dealing with annoying children (No)

16. Should I turn this off and on again?

I don't want to be responsible for any possible damage (No)

[Farren]

If I ask a really long, meandering question with no signs of ever ending in a timely manner, will you answer yes?

[StrangerCoug]

Is the present king of France bald?

[Ethel]

0. Could the eagles have flown into Mordor?

I don't see why not (Yes)

0. Are all dwarves greedy?

Not at all, some are very generous (No)

1. Would you like to explain why my computer is on fire?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? (Yes)

2. Do I look fat?

You don't! (No)

3. Is it in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Everything is these days, isn't it (Yes)

4. Shall I rebuild biancospino's burnt-down garage?

That would be awfully nice of you (Yes)

5. Is this the way to Rome?

You somehow managed to find the only road that doesn't lead to Rome (No)

6. Should I join the Avengers Initiative?

Go for it! (Yes)

7. Is it dumb?

On the contrary, it might be the smartest thing I've heard all week (No)

8. Do you think I should go for a run?

Considering the weather, maybe swimming instead? (No)

9. Should I start a diet?

Healthy eating habits are important, but I don't trust fancy diets (No)

10. Are all superheroes strong?

They better be, else they'd just be regular heroes (Yes)

11. If I start swimming now, will I reach the end of the pool in 5 minutes?

Ready, set, go! (Yes)

12. Shall we play a game?

Busy right now, maybe later? (No)

13. Do you know how to get my nephew to stop playing vulgar music at full blast?

Have you tried turning him off and on again? (Yes)

14. Would you like to explain?

Didn't he come with a manual? (No)

15. Do you know how?

Sorry, I'm no expert in dealing with annoying children (No)

16. Should I turn this off and on again?

I don't want to be responsible for any possible damage (No)

17. If I ask a really long, meandering question with no signs of ever ending in a timely manner, will you answer yes?

Yup! (Yes)

18. Is the present king of France bald?

Since he only exists in your imagination, sure! (Yes)

[Farren]

Should a dumb diet explain the way to Rome?

[Ethel]

0. Could the eagles have flown into Mordor?

I don't see why not (Yes)

0. Are all dwarves greedy?

Not at all, some are very generous (No)

1. Would you like to explain why my computer is on fire?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? (Yes)

2. Do I look fat?

You don't! (No)

3. Is it in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Everything is these days, isn't it (Yes)

4. Shall I rebuild biancospino's burnt-down garage?

That would be awfully nice of you (Yes)

5. Is this the way to Rome?

You somehow managed to find the only road that doesn't lead to Rome (No)

6. Should I join the Avengers Initiative?

Go for it! (Yes)

7. Is it dumb?

On the contrary, it might be the smartest thing I've heard all week (No)

8. Do you think I should go for a run?

Considering the weather, maybe swimming instead? (No)

9. Should I start a diet?

Healthy eating habits are important, but I don't trust fancy diets (No)

10. Are all superheroes strong?

They better be, else they'd just be regular heroes (Yes)

11. If I start swimming now, will I reach the end of the pool in 5 minutes?

Ready, set, go! (Yes)

12. Shall we play a game?

Busy right now, maybe later? (No)

13. Do you know how to get my nephew to stop playing vulgar music at full blast?

Have you tried turning him off and on again? (Yes)

14. Would you like to explain?

Didn't he come with a manual? (No)

15. Do you know how?

Sorry, I'm no expert in dealing with annoying children (No)

16. Should I turn this off and on again?

I don't want to be responsible for any possible damage (No)

17. If I ask a really long, meandering question with no signs of ever ending in a timely manner, will you answer yes?

Yup! (Yes)

18. Is the present king of France bald?

Since he only exists in your imagination, sure! (Yes)

19. Should a dumb diet explain the way to Rome?

For the next week, eat only the leftmost paths (Yes)

[StrangerCoug]

Should I save up money for a pool table?

[Ethel]

0. Could the eagles have flown into Mordor?

I don't see why not (Yes)

0. Are all dwarves greedy?

Not at all, some are very generous (No)

1. Would you like to explain why my computer is on fire?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? (Yes)

2. Do I look fat?

You don't! (No)

3. Is it in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Everything is these days, isn't it (Yes)

4. Shall I rebuild biancospino's burnt-down garage?

That would be awfully nice of you (Yes)

5. Is this the way to Rome?

You somehow managed to find the only road that doesn't lead to Rome (No)

6. Should I join the Avengers Initiative?

Go for it! (Yes)

7. Is it dumb?

On the contrary, it might be the smartest thing I've heard all week (No)

8. Do you think I should go for a run?

Considering the weather, maybe swimming instead? (No)

9. Should I start a diet?

Healthy eating habits are important, but I don't trust fancy diets (No)

10. Are all superheroes strong?

They better be, else they'd just be regular heroes (Yes)

11. If I start swimming now, will I reach the end of the pool in 5 minutes?

Ready, set, go! (Yes)

12. Shall we play a game?

Busy right now, maybe later? (No)

13. Do you know how to get my nephew to stop playing vulgar music at full blast?

Have you tried turning him off and on again? (Yes)

14. Would you like to explain?

Didn't he come with a manual? (No)

15. Do you know how?

Sorry, I'm no expert in dealing with annoying children (No)

16. Should I turn this off and on again?

I don't want to be responsible for any possible damage (No)

17. If I ask a really long, meandering question with no signs of ever ending in a timely manner, will you answer yes?

Yup! (Yes)

18. Is the present king of France bald?

Since he only exists in your imagination, sure! (Yes)

19. Should a dumb diet explain the way to Rome?

For the next week, eat only the leftmost paths (Yes)

20. Should I save up money for a pool table?

That seems like a billiant idea (Yes)

[StrangerCoug]

Should I?
Shall I?

[Ethel]

0. Could the eagles have flown into Mordor?

I don't see why not (Yes)

0. Are all dwarves greedy?

Not at all, some are very generous (No)

1. Would you like to explain why my computer is on fire?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? (Yes)

2. Do I look fat?

You don't! (No)

3. Is it in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Everything is these days, isn't it (Yes)

4. Shall I rebuild biancospino's burnt-down garage?

That would be awfully nice of you (Yes)

5. Is this the way to Rome?

You somehow managed to find the only road that doesn't lead to Rome (No)

6. Should I join the Avengers Initiative?

Go for it! (Yes)

7. Is it dumb?

On the contrary, it might be the smartest thing I've heard all week (No)

8. Do you think I should go for a run?

Considering the weather, maybe swimming instead? (No)

9. Should I start a diet?

Healthy eating habits are important, but I don't trust fancy diets (No)

10. Are all superheroes strong?

They better be, else they'd just be regular heroes (Yes)

11. If I start swimming now, will I reach the end of the pool in 5 minutes?

Ready, set, go! (Yes)

12. Shall we play a game?

Busy right now, maybe later? (No)

13. Do you know how to get my nephew to stop playing vulgar music at full blast?

Have you tried turning him off and on again? (Yes)

14. Would you like to explain?

Didn't he come with a manual? (No)

15. Do you know how?

Sorry, I'm no expert in dealing with annoying children (No)

16. Should I turn this off and on again?

I don't want to be responsible for any possible damage (No)

17. If I ask a really long, meandering question with no signs of ever ending in a timely manner, will you answer yes?

Yup! (Yes)

18. Is the present king of France bald?

Since he only exists in your imagination, sure! (Yes)

19. Should a dumb diet explain the way to Rome?

For the next week, eat only the leftmost paths (Yes)

20. Should I save up money for a pool table?

That seems like a billiant idea (Yes)

21. Should I?

I'm shocked you're even considering it (No)

22. Shall I?

You can't, so you shan't (No)

[StrangerCoug]

Would you like to explain how fleas got into my apartment?

[humaneatingmonkey]

Can I trust you?
Will I ever be happy?

[Ethel]

0. Could the eagles have flown into Mordor?

I don't see why not (Yes)

0. Are all dwarves greedy?

Not at all, some are very generous (No)

1. Would you like to explain why my computer is on fire?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? (Yes)

2. Do I look fat?

You don't! (No)

3. Is it in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Everything is these days, isn't it (Yes)

4. Shall I rebuild biancospino's burnt-down garage?

That would be awfully nice of you (Yes)

5. Is this the way to Rome?

You somehow managed to find the only road that doesn't lead to Rome (No)

6. Should I join the Avengers Initiative?

Go for it! (Yes)

7. Is it dumb?

On the contrary, it might be the smartest thing I've heard all week (No)

8. Do you think I should go for a run?

Considering the weather, maybe swimming instead? (No)

9. Should I start a diet?

Healthy eating habits are important, but I don't trust fancy diets (No)

10. Are all superheroes strong?

They better be, else they'd just be regular heroes (Yes)

11. If I start swimming now, will I reach the end of the pool in 5 minutes?

Ready, set, go! (Yes)

12. Shall we play a game?

Busy right now, maybe later? (No)

13. Do you know how to get my nephew to stop playing vulgar music at full blast?

Have you tried turning him off and on again? (Yes)

14. Would you like to explain?

Didn't he come with a manual? (No)

15. Do you know how?

Sorry, I'm no expert in dealing with annoying children (No)

16. Should I turn this off and on again?

I don't want to be responsible for any possible damage (No)

17. If I ask a really long, meandering question with no signs of ever ending in a timely manner, will you answer yes?

Yup! (Yes)

18. Is the present king of France bald?

Since he only exists in your imagination, sure! (Yes)

19. Should a dumb diet explain the way to Rome?

For the next week, eat only the leftmost paths (Yes)

20. Should I save up money for a pool table?

That seems like a billiant idea (Yes)

21. Should I?

I'm shocked you're even considering it (No)

22. Shall I?

You can't, so you shan't (No)

23. Would you like to explain how fleas got into my apartment?

Perhaps through the windows? (Yes)

24. Can I trust you?

Unfortunately not, so don't believe anything I say, including this (No)

25. Will I ever be happy?

I do think so! But I'm still gonna have to answer no (No)

[StrangerCoug]

So you mean we can't trust the answers you've given us to be correct?

[Farren]

Is France bald?