Zendo Questions III

[StrangerCoug]

Are the superheroes present?

[Farren]

Are all superheroes strange?

[Ethel]

0. Could the eagles have flown into Mordor?

I don't see why not (Yes)

0. Are all dwarves greedy?

Not at all, some are very generous (No)

1. Would you like to explain why my computer is on fire?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? (Yes)

2. Do I look fat?

You don't! (No)

3. Is it in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Everything is these days, isn't it (Yes)

4. Shall I rebuild biancospino's burnt-down garage?

That would be awfully nice of you (Yes)

5. Is this the way to Rome?

You somehow managed to find the only road that doesn't lead to Rome (No)

6. Should I join the Avengers Initiative?

Go for it! (Yes)

7. Is it dumb?

On the contrary, it might be the smartest thing I've heard all week (No)

8. Do you think I should go for a run?

Considering the weather, maybe swimming instead? (No)

9. Should I start a diet?

Healthy eating habits are important, but I don't trust fancy diets (No)

10. Are all superheroes strong?

They better be, else they'd just be regular heroes (Yes)

11. If I start swimming now, will I reach the end of the pool in 5 minutes?

Ready, set, go! (Yes)

12. Shall we play a game?

Busy right now, maybe later? (No)

13. Do you know how to get my nephew to stop playing vulgar music at full blast?

Have you tried turning him off and on again? (Yes)

14. Would you like to explain?

Didn't he come with a manual? (No)

15. Do you know how?

Sorry, I'm no expert in dealing with annoying children (No)

16. Should I turn this off and on again?

I don't want to be responsible for any possible damage (No)

17. If I ask a really long, meandering question with no signs of ever ending in a timely manner, will you answer yes?

Yup! (Yes)

18. Is the present king of France bald?

Since he only exists in your imagination, sure! (Yes)

19. Should a dumb diet explain the way to Rome?

For the next week, eat only the leftmost paths (Yes)

20. Should I save up money for a pool table?

That seems like a billiant idea (Yes)

21. Should I?

I'm shocked you're even considering it (No)

22. Shall I?

You can't, so you shan't (No)

23. Would you like to explain how fleas got into my apartment?

Perhaps through the windows? (Yes)

24. Can I trust you?

Unfortunately not, so don't believe anything I say, including this (No)

25. Will I ever be happy?

I do think so! But I'm still gonna have to answer no (No)

26. So you mean we can't trust the answers you've given us to be correct?

You can only trust yourself (No)

27. Is France bald?

Last I've seen her, France had her hair in a beautiful braid (No)

28. My computer is on fire; would you like to explain why?

Turning it off and on again; have you tried? (Yes)

29. Is the present king bald?

He lost all his hair in a freak dragonfire accident (Yes)

30. Is the king bald?

It's hard to tell underneath that crown, but I believe there might be some hair left after all (No)

31. Am I bald?

Doesn't look like it (No)

32. Should I turn this on and off again?

I think it's safer to just leave the Giant Death Laser off (No)

33. Should I turn this present on and off again?

It's a present? Well, in that case I guess it wouldn't hurt to just try it out for a moment (Yes)

34. Should I turn this present off and on again?

Only if there's a long pause between off and on so that the laser doesn't overheat (Yes)

35. Have you carried out any elaborate heists lately?

In darkness the museum lies
A guard patrols the quiet halls
He spots a gap along the walls
Up in the sky, a shadow flies (Yes)

36. Is this a good present?

I would have preferred flowers (No)

37. Would this question be a good question?

Yes, go ahead and ask it (Yes)

38. Should I turn this computer off and on again?

Eh, it's probably not worth the effort (No)

39. Would I?
Would I not?
Could I?
Could I not?
Am I?
Am I not?

For the sake of simplicity, I'm gonna group these together, since the answers are the same (No)

40. Is Coke better than Pepsi?

I have no opinion on this (No)

41. Are superheroes strong?

Since most of them take great care to appear strong, they are probably hiding their weakness (No)

42. Are the superheroes strong?

Probably weaker than their nemesis, since they constantly need to team up to get anything done (No)

43. Are my superheroes strong?

Hopefully not stronger than yourself, else it might be hard to keep them in line (No)

44. Are the superheroes present?

They are probably on the set of their latest movie shoot (No)

45. Are all superheroes strange?

At least one of them is, could be more (Yes)

[StrangerCoug]

Is this a strange present?

[Ethel]

0. Could the eagles have flown into Mordor?

I don't see why not (Yes)

0. Are all dwarves greedy?

Not at all, some are very generous (No)

1. Would you like to explain why my computer is on fire?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? (Yes)

2. Do I look fat?

You don't! (No)

3. Is it in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Everything is these days, isn't it (Yes)

4. Shall I rebuild biancospino's burnt-down garage?

That would be awfully nice of you (Yes)

5. Is this the way to Rome?

You somehow managed to find the only road that doesn't lead to Rome (No)

6. Should I join the Avengers Initiative?

Go for it! (Yes)

7. Is it dumb?

On the contrary, it might be the smartest thing I've heard all week (No)

8. Do you think I should go for a run?

Considering the weather, maybe swimming instead? (No)

9. Should I start a diet?

Healthy eating habits are important, but I don't trust fancy diets (No)

10. Are all superheroes strong?

They better be, else they'd just be regular heroes (Yes)

11. If I start swimming now, will I reach the end of the pool in 5 minutes?

Ready, set, go! (Yes)

12. Shall we play a game?

Busy right now, maybe later? (No)

13. Do you know how to get my nephew to stop playing vulgar music at full blast?

Have you tried turning him off and on again? (Yes)

14. Would you like to explain?

Didn't he come with a manual? (No)

15. Do you know how?

Sorry, I'm no expert in dealing with annoying children (No)

16. Should I turn this off and on again?

I don't want to be responsible for any possible damage (No)

17. If I ask a really long, meandering question with no signs of ever ending in a timely manner, will you answer yes?

Yup! (Yes)

18. Is the present king of France bald?

Since he only exists in your imagination, sure! (Yes)

19. Should a dumb diet explain the way to Rome?

For the next week, eat only the leftmost paths (Yes)

20. Should I save up money for a pool table?

That seems like a billiant idea (Yes)

21. Should I?

I'm shocked you're even considering it (No)

22. Shall I?

You can't, so you shan't (No)

23. Would you like to explain how fleas got into my apartment?

Perhaps through the windows? (Yes)

24. Can I trust you?

Unfortunately not, so don't believe anything I say, including this (No)

25. Will I ever be happy?

I do think so! But I'm still gonna have to answer no (No)

26. So you mean we can't trust the answers you've given us to be correct?

You can only trust yourself (No)

27. Is France bald?

Last I've seen her, France had her hair in a beautiful braid (No)

28. My computer is on fire; would you like to explain why?

Turning it off and on again; have you tried? (Yes)

29. Is the present king bald?

He lost all his hair in a freak dragonfire accident (Yes)

30. Is the king bald?

It's hard to tell underneath that crown, but I believe there might be some hair left after all (No)

31. Am I bald?

Doesn't look like it (No)

32. Should I turn this on and off again?

I think it's safer to just leave the Giant Death Laser off (No)

33. Should I turn this present on and off again?

It's a present? Well, in that case I guess it wouldn't hurt to just try it out for a moment (Yes)

34. Should I turn this present off and on again?

Only if there's a long pause between off and on so that the laser doesn't overheat (Yes)

35. Have you carried out any elaborate heists lately?

In darkness the museum lies
A guard patrols the quiet halls
He spots a gap along the walls
Up in the sky, a shadow flies (Yes)

36. Is this a good present?

I would have preferred flowers (No)

37. Would this question be a good question?

Yes, go ahead and ask it (Yes)

38. Should I turn this computer off and on again?

Eh, it's probably not worth the effort (No)

39. Would I?
Would I not?
Could I?
Could I not?
Am I?
Am I not?

For the sake of simplicity, I'm gonna group these together, since the answers are the same (No)

40. Is Coke better than Pepsi?

I have no opinion on this (No)

41. Are superheroes strong?

Since most of them take great care to appear strong, they are probably hiding their weakness (No)

42. Are the superheroes strong?

Probably weaker than their nemesis, since they constantly need to team up to get anything done (No)

43. Are my superheroes strong?

Hopefully not stronger than yourself, else it might be hard to keep them in line (No)

44. Are the superheroes present?

They are probably on the set of their latest movie shoot (No)

45. Are all superheroes strange?

At least one of them is, could be more (Yes)

46. Is this a strange present?

Not at all, it's very sweet that you got me flowers this time (No)

[humaneatingmonkey]

I fucking have you now.

If the question has the letters E, T, H, E, L then the answer is yes. Otherwise, no.

*mic drop*

[Ethel]

That is correct!

[humaneatingmonkey]

I have a rule.

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

[Ethel]

Are you a lawyer?
Am I a lawyer?

[humaneatingmonkey]

(I edited the first post trying to copy the bbcode, and then updated it there in my absent-mindedness. I'm so sorry.)

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

[Ethel]

Are you calling me a criminal?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

[Ethel]

Would you hand me over to the police?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

[Ethel]

Should I order pizza?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

[StrangerCoug]

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

[iamveryhappy]

Are you on fire?
Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

[iamveryhappy]

Am I supposed to be in prison?

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

[iamveryhappy]

Random guess, if the question contains the letters 'O','U','R', then yes. Otherwise no.

[humaneatingmonkey]

0.

Are you the law?

I am now.

(Yes.)

0.

Am I the law?

No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class.

(No.)

1.

Are you a lawyer?

Not exactly, but I can argue like one.

(Yes.)

2.

Am I a lawyer?

Well, that depends on your commitment to the law.

(No.)

3.

Are you calling me a criminal?

Well, if the shoe fits...

(Yes.)

4.

Would you hand me over to the police?

I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law!

(Yes.)

5.

Should I order pizza?

Life is short, eat the pizza.

(Yes.)

6.

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?

Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed.

(Yes.)

7.

Are you on fire?

Only when I'm answering questions.

(Yes.)

8.

Do you have any idea how to fix my life?

Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid.

(No.)

9.

Am I supposed to be in prison?

That's between you and your conscience.

(No.)

Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = Yes

Incorrect!

Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)

[iamveryhappy]

I ddon't think thats a counterexample because it follows the guess

[iamveryhappy]

nvm ccan't read syndrome