DEFCON 6.0 - GAME OVER!

[Chell]

actually wait

marci never omgus nuked t3

[Chell]

that's weird

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Ishigaki Island, Okinawa

On Ishigaki Island, a small paradise in the vast ocean, a young girl named Skygazer stood on the sandy shore, gazing up at the night sky. Her fascination with the stars had always been a source of wonder for her, and on this final night before a looming nuclear strike, she found solace in their brilliance.

The stars above Ishigaki Island twinkled like precious gems, casting their gentle glow upon the peaceful coastline. The waves whispered secrets of the sea, and the warm breeze rustled through the palm trees, a serene backdrop to a world teetering on the edge of catastrophe.

Skygazer's heart swelled with a mixture of awe and sadness. She wished she could freeze this moment in time, preserving the beauty of her beloved island forever. Yet, she knew that as the night waned, the impending threat would become a terrifying reality.

With tears in her eyes, she whispered a promise to the starry sky above, vowing to carry the memory of her homeland in her heart. In that moment, she found a quiet strength, the resilience to endure even the darkest of nights.

As the first light of dawn broke, Ishigaki Island was forever changed by the devastating nuclear strike. The beauty of the island was replaced by the scars of destruction. But Skygazer, though separated from her homeland, held onto the indomitable spirit of her people and the enduring memory of the stars above Ishigaki. They would guide her on a journey of hope and rebirth, a testament to the unyielding human spirit even in the face of unimaginable tragedy.

Missile Impact Report

Ircher -> Skygazer ; Skygazer has been eliminated, she was a

Vanilla Townie

[Firebringer]

marci nuked Cakez

[gob]

What happens to my nuke do i get it back?

[Firebringer]

Ircher -> Skygazer ; Skygazer has been eliminated, she was a Vanilla Townie

Told yall sky was town

[Bell]

Wow

[Chell]

It just emotional
Altho I also don’t get why T3 thinks you’re scum enough to nuke you here

I moderately disliked Marci’s tone around the nukes and her reaction to people using random nukes. It seemed like she was scared scum, perhaps.

What even was my reaction lolol

I like chell and unowen

Maybe im just omgus girl but the more i think about it the more t3 seema bad

Hmm idk about norwee i think i need more time there first.

Anyways its confirmed i know the scumteam (im a very good player) its doctor, bell, gob, ircher, t3 and penguin

Im so op right guys?

Bell has been a constant presence in the thread but I don't have a strong read on him. He's making lots and lots of low-content posts that haven't struck me as AI in the slightest. I don't think I want him nuked today though because I think given his frequent posting he'll likely be a lot more sortable in the later stages of the game. I'd say I'm leaning town on him - we thought some of the same things about the Chell/UNOwen interaction and I've gotten good vibes from him. I played a game with scum!Bell a while ago in which he was really anxious and lurky and was flipped Day 2 and this doesn't feel like that Bell at all. This game was in 2021 or so though.

this bad

I’m a bit hesitant to fully scumread Drew just because the game has only been going on for what, 40 hours? The absence of Drew’s snark could indicate that he is struggling to get into the game and/or is busy. However, the main issue I have with this is that when presented with the opportunity to actually get into the game, he chooses not to. As I said before, when I asked him about Andante he tried to make it seem like he was following the game and paying attention even though he clearly wasn’t. He felt the need to fake content.

HA HA HA

I HATE YOU

For the record, you know you can google these things. You haven't provided content in a long while Marci, and I might just nuke you if you don't start doing something.

u know this isn't threatening when u have to wait 5 days to get another nuke
also i don't think marci cares about getting nuked

T3 and I haven't aborted our nukes yet.

can u make it so i actually die

i think itll help the gamestate by making you clowns realize t3 is booboo the fool and doctor is his personal sidekick

[Bell]

You see you guys, I told you Marci got better.

[gob]

Who has suspected Marci but didn't nuke them? They're probably the mafia

[Chell]

gob seems more town off marci flip

[Meuh]

Oh damn I can't read Marci

[Firebringer]

gob seems more stupid off marci flip

FTFY

[Chell]

those terms are often interchangeable

[Meuh]

Who actually trs meuh pls raise ur hand

Deserved to be nuked off of this post though

[Chell]

i'd nuke t3

[Bell]

Roden is my favorite now.

[Firebringer]

Roden is my favorite now.

Chell is mine

[Chell]

gamma could be town simply off of freaking out in thread about everyone nuking marci

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Las Vegas, Nevada

In the heart of a bustling metropolis, Mayor Gob was known for his extravagant lifestyle and relentless pursuit of pleasure. As rumors of a looming nuclear strike swirled, Gob seemed impervious to the impending catastrophe.

On the final night before the fateful strike, Gob threw a lavish party like no other. Neon lights illuminated his opulent mansion, casting an eerie glow over the revelers who danced to the pulsating music. Champagne flowed freely, and laughter echoed through the night.

Gob, bedecked in extravagant attire, reveled in the festivities, surrounded by sycophants who catered to his every whim. He seemed oblivious to the warnings and the growing unease outside the walls of his casino hotel megaclub headquarters.

As dawn approached, and the nuclear threat became imminent, reality began to seep into the revelry. The partygoers, once intoxicated by Gob's opulence, now confronted the harsh truth that their world was about to change forever.

Missile Impact Report

Save the Dragons -> Gob ; Gob has been eliminated, he was a

Vanilla Townie

[Chell]

meuh town or 3p

[Chell]

oh my god the awful nukes have begun

[Meuh]

Why are nukes suddenly hitting

[Bell]

On a scale of 0 to 10 how paranoid should I be that marci asked to be nuked or said she wouldn’t mind being nuked. Because of her paper.

[gob]

I kinda wanted to talk with Marci more but I don't think I can even cancel the missile now