Open 899 - The Pizza Kids Coalition [Game Over]

[DragonEater70]

Meh

If I had another full day or two I might have gone somewhere different but I kinda want to hammer

BUT

Maybe let's do this instead:

Kyo/app/klick/ydra/dragon?

[DragonEater70]

Klick answer yes/no

If no I hammer if yes let's do it

[Appearance]

i'm catching up

[Appearance]

Do we generally agree outside of implosion that DragonEater is just town?

yeah.
i would consider dragon my most confident tr.

[DragonEater70]

Meh

If I had another full day or two I might have gone somewhere different but I kinda want to hammer

BUT

Maybe let's do this instead:

Kyo/app/klick/ydra/dragon?

HURT: all

Awaiting your answer

[Klick]

Sorry putting kids to bed

[Klick]

If you're looking for my approval then I prefer the current option over that
But I leave it to you

[Klick]

Meh

If I had another full day or two I might have gone somewhere different but I kinda want to hammer

BUT

Maybe let's do this instead:

Kyo/app/klick/ydra/dragon?

What inspired removing Elements?

[Klick]

Is it trying to piece together why it feels like no one is fighting this status quo that hard other than you?

[DragonEater70]

Unfortunate






HURT: all
HEAL: Ydra/Dragon/Klick/Appearance

Um

Elements, Kyo, or DV?

I'm actually going to throw a die here

Okay it landed on Elements

HEAL: Elements

Pedit: yes

[DragonEater70]

HURT: Elements
HEAL: Kyo

Okay seriously I need to sleep and if this fails then it fails

It's just a game

Goodnight

Feel free to either sheep this or tell Kyo to hammer the other one. Klick is in charge.

[Klick]

HEAL: Ydrasse, DragonEater70, Klick, Appearance, ssbm_Kyouko

[Klick]

Get some sleep Dragon

[Ydrasse]

HEAL: ydrasse, dragoneater, klick, appearance, kyouko

[DeasVail]

HEAL: ydrasse, dragoneater, klick, appearance, kyouko

[ssbm_Kyouko]

HURT: Elements
HEAL: Klick

This should be the same coalition and hammer

[Klick]

Alright guys did we win? I'm town

[ssbm_Kyouko]

HURT: all
HEAL: ydrasse, dragoneater, klick, appearance, kyouko


I'll do this to be sure though

[ssbm_Kyouko]

Alright guys did we win? I'm town

Fingers crossed

[Ydrasse]

woof

[Appearance]

just in case
HEAL: dragon, klick, ydra, kyouko, appearance

[Prism]

Pretty sure that's a hammer.

I'll doublecheck and resolve when I get to a desk.

[Prism]

Coalition Vote Count 0.7

A Mountain Dew and Doritos pizza

Coalition	Voters
Ydrasse, DragonEater70, Klick, Appearance, ssbm_Kyouko (5)	DragonEater70, Klick, Ydrasse, DeasVail, ssbm_Kyouko
Elements, Klick, Ydrasse, DragonEater70, Appearance (1)	implosion
Klick, DragonEater70, Elements, Appearance, DeasVail (1)	Appearance
Not Voting (2)	T3, Elements

With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to form a coalition.

A coalition has been achieved! The Coalition Phase is over, stand by for resolution.

[Prism]

Coalition Phase End

This five? Oh yes, this five. You are sure of it.

"You 4 stay over there! I bet you ALL love lasagna!" "Yeah!" "That's right!" "Haha, dorks!"

The 5 REAL pizza kids look at each other and nod in triumph and resume their conversation, while those lasagna loving losers are left to their own devices, lucky to escape with their lives.

"I think plain cheese is the best, everything else is just extra"

"Cheese is okay, but no pizza is REALLY complete without pepperoni!"

"And anchovies! And Mountain Dew!"

They are glad to be in such good-hearted, sincere, pizza-loving company, even as their preferences differ. Maybe the other children did like pizza, but it couldn't rival this group.

Charles appears from the backroom. The underpaid early 20s stoner is still manning the counter, but doesn't seem bothered by the fact that all of the employees are currently at the counter and not in the suit. He doesn't get paid enough to care.

Charles approaches the children's table, and the cacophony of healthy debate and ostracization of peers dies down. Only the fun chimes and rhythms of arcade games are audible.

He looks each child in the eye one a time, staring deeply into their soul. He takes a napkin, and a pen materializes in his hand. He scribbles.

"Corruption festers among you. It can't be helped. VIOLENCE IS THE ONLY ANSWER."

Charles steps behind an arcade machine and vanishes.

The coalition has failed!

The Elimination Phase of Day 1 has begun. The deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-20 17:45:00).

[Prism]

Vote Count 1.0

The group of 5 disperses, and the 9 reconcile. Mutual distrust once again swirls throughout the room before settling to the floor.

"I'm sorry for the real pizza lovers out there, guys. I swear I didn't mean it."

"Yeah, I'm sorry too."

"...But you all understand, right? We can't stop now. We're in too deep. Charles said violence is the only answer."

"YEAH! WE CAN'T LET THOSE LASAGNA LOVING SNAKES LEAVE THIS ROOM AND POLLUTE THE WORLD WITH THEIR HERETICAL TONGUES!"

The group begins to chant. "UP WITH PIZZA, DOWN WITH LASAGNA."

"FIND THE EVIL! KILL THE EVIL! CUT OPEN THEIR VEINS AND USE THEIR BLOOD AS A DIPPING SAUCE!"

Haha, these kids think of the silliest little games!

Player	Votes
Not Voting (9)	implosion, Klick, DeasVail, ssbm_Kyouko, T3, Elements, DragonEater70, Ydrasse, Appearance

With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to eliminate.

No elimination has been achieved. The Day 1 deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-20 17:45:00).