Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[JDGA]

lrn2count?

[chesskid3]

Spend another 1B building more weapon factories. This one is more R&D. Planes/Tanks/new bombs/gas etc etc (the other 1B is on rifles/standard issue body armour etc etc troop stuff)

Spend 1B to rush the training of the first year's troops. They remain in traiing for the entire year, but I want them fully trained really fast. Bring in specialists, etc etc etc

Spend .1B erecting a giant statue of a middle finger

[chesskid3]

Spend .2B on National Pride day to raise morale.

Spend 1 Million on several beautiful wives

Legalize Polygamy

Spend all remaining money (like .1Billion - a little bit) on sexy posters and hang them all over the country to get people horny

[chesskid3]

Send a public apology to Mistotopia for the loss of their messenger. Blame T-Bone souring our leader's mood with his Anti-Chesstopia propoganda for his death

[Drench]

CHESSKID

is the greatest ruler ever.

[chesskid3]

DRENCH

[Mist7676]

Accepts apology behind a blast shield

[chesskid3]

Cease hostility with Mistotopia

lol exploding apology?

[Mist7676]

Allies?

[Mist7676]

I'm making a treaty

[chesskid3]

you can have a nonagression treaty.

[izakthegoomba]

Congrats on the quad post Mist. To confirm, you all got todays money yesterday. You

do not

get money today.

[Robotnick2]

{redacted for stupidity}

[chesskid3]

also, Chesstopia would like to place economic sanctions against animophv's country for having the audacity to not invite them to join his "UN"

[Robotnick2]

Use remaining £1b to raise as large an army as is possible with that money.

[izakthegoomba]

I never researched explosives, nor bolded my decision to send monkeys to Mistotopia. So she should have those 11 citizens back.

I need to go back and figure out how much money I have left.

If my record is up to date, you have £4,500,000,000

Caledonia has put a harsh embargo on all Fallen Angel goods entering the country and economic sanctions against said country

[izakthegoomba]

robotnick, you still have £3B. £2B after spending that.

Also, there seems to be some confusion, so:

If you do not spend all your money, it won't go anywhere. There is no need to put it in "reserves" or a "treasury"

[chesskid3]

Turning orphans into soldiers (5VS i10)
Building chemical extraction rig (14F)
Building weapon factories (33.4EF)
Building more weapon factories (0EF)
Training troops (0VF)
Building statue of giant middle finger (0EF)
what do all tehse numbers mean

[Robotnick2]

We also accept the alliance offer from Mistopia, and as a gesture of goodwill, we donate

£1b

to their coffers.

We also request membership of the UN, and donate

£1b

towards its creation.

Sorry, I don't think I made it clear enough in my post.

[izakthegoomba]

My research of Arcane Magic is going smoothly by the way. Soon I shall rule the world in fire and magic missiles

and hypnotic toads

!

Fix'd

[chesskid3]

Oh I forgot to do this.

Chesstopia would like to ally with Greater Walesia

[izakthegoomba]

@chesskid3 the numbers are codes. They allow me to determine when stuff happens, incorporating a small degree of luck.

[T-Bone]

When will these codes be complete? I wanna start training my Mage army ASAP

[Hoppster]

£1bn to general upkeep of the country

[Occult]

Accept UN thingy