Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[T-Bone]

Mod: Would it be possible for you to keep track of our funds with our country details?

[Hoppster]

Mod: Would it be possible for you to keep track of our funds with our country details?

+1

[T-Bone]

Caledonia is still disappointed in your country for seeking alliances outside Deimoska

[Tragedy]

Forgive me when I drop the alliances?

[mallowgeno]

@Meran-I was under the impression that you didn't want any diplomatic relations with anyone. Therefore I am defending myself as a precaution.

[mallowgeno]

Zimbabwean Republic a NAP

Accept

Dinotopia is grateful and hopes to put past hostilities behind us.

Also @mod-I apologize for not reading the editing rule earlier. I will refrain from this point on.

[izakthegoomba]

I messed it up? Oops. I'll fix it when I have access to a real computer. I will also list amounts of money in the OP. Of course, any secret spending will not show up on there. Also, I know the alliances section needs an update. Again, it'll get done when possible.

Now updating.

[chesskid3]

Decline Tragedy

This UN is clearly a strike against us Facists. I say let them all burn, and us Dictatorships need to band together to cleanse the earth of this Animorp who thinks he can play favorites.

I will offer a nonagression treaty

Obviously this means you won't help Animorph out when I invade his puny country, however.

[Zyrconium]

(What our dear chesskid is saying btw, is that be there a fascist attack on the UN, he is the head to cut off, incinerate, and bury)

&mallow, Dear Meran has decided you are his serfs.... he'll happilly protect you with anything up to(but not including) his life(which is unlikely to be the thing he values most either), assuming you don't annoy him.

[chesskid3]

Facists are allowed in the UN, only people who aren't openly facist aren't

aka me

Animorph is declaring war on me in a subtle way, and this is my way of announcing that retaliation will come should you decide to band with him.

[izakthegoomba]

Breaking News

The war has begun in

Mistotopia

. Toaday, multiple suicide bombers from an unknown nation attacked, posing as tourists. Nine simultaneous attacks occurred, seven of which were successful.

Four of the bombers targeted major hospitals. The bombs killed many instantly, leaving many more as good as dead when vital medical equipment was wrecked.

293 died, 61 injured.

Three bombers targeted large schools in the capital. In one of these cases, targeting an expensive private school, the terrorist was discovered before he detonated the bomb.

He is currently on the run in Mistotopia.

The remaining two bombs were successful.

88 died, 19 injured.

The final two bombs targeted politicians. One bomb succeeded in killing it's target.

7 died, included one prominent MP.

In the other case, the terrorist was shot by the police who were scouting the area before the politician, a high-ranking diplomat, arrived. So far, no information has been released about him.

For the nation that ordered the attacks, 7 died.

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In

Ethernia

, the pregnant woman who had been sent on a solitary attack has been executed. She was given no trial, and no reasoning. There is growing unrest about this matter...

1 died.

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As even more weapon factories are planned in

Chesstopia

, many are exhibiting serious concerns...

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The plans for the construction of a UN building in

Castelia

have been put on hold due to the potential threat. The Castelian government have no desire to bring the fight to their doorstep.

[chesskid3]

Give rousing patriotic speech

[animorpherv1]

um, I'm the one building the UN...

Also, potential threat? What?

Spend .5 B to figure out and terminate the threat

[chesskid3]

also, @Izak, i notice some of my things like my secret police aren't in the OP

were they implemented and just not listed, or ?

[Drench]

um, I'm the one building the UN...

Also, potential threat? What?

Spend .5 B to figure out and terminate the threat

well, you're not

[Tragedy]

Spend 10 million to increase the Secret Intelligence Agency's amount of intelligence and gather more information on everything.

[izakthegoomba]

I was referring to the

proposed

UN building in Castelia. Anything that

might

have happened will probably not. The threat is from the rather indignant facist over there...

I know the OPs are screwed. I'll fix them tomorrow.

[chesskid3]

INDIGNANT FACIST?

WHERE?

[izakthegoomba]

Ooh, let me think...

[kiwieagle]

Invest 1 in spies
Invest 2 in war robots
Invest 0.2 in "Kiwis are healthy" campaign and "Kiwieagle rules"

Can i get an an update on how much money I have and on my progress?

[T-Bone]

Decline Tragedy

This UN is clearly a strike against us Facists. I say let them all burn, and us Dictatorships need to band together to cleanse the earth of this Animorp who thinks he can play favorites.

I approve. I propose the Confederation of Likeminded Outstanding Nations (CoLON) for those people who are likeminded like me. We shall oppress other nations with massive trade embargos and cripple their globalized economy for being racists towards our way of thinking. PM for details.

[kiwieagle]

Animorph... you decline my alliance.... t-Bone is correct.... FASCISM SHALL NOT DIE!

[JDGA]

...
Repeat after me.
FASCISM, NOT FACISM.
FASCISM, NOT FACISM.
FASCISM, NOT FACISM.
I'm summoning an army of twenty million dragons to declare war on the next person to call it facism.

Disclaimer: I'm joking, izak >_>

[kiwieagle]

What did I write wrong o.o?

[JDGA]

Do not edit your posts.

kthxbai