Planet MafiaScum - ALL HAIL DARK LORD INSPIRATIELOOS

[Meransiel]

I do believe Mistotopians will start rebeling once forced drafting is taken too far.

As a mini-sociological experiment to demonstrate:

Force draft 4 people into the army.

I bet money this alone will get ugly.

[izakthegoomba]

Breaking News

In

Fallen Angels

, many people have suddenly fallen ill, with no explanation. This has happened only in the capital. Scientist suspect poisoning, but they are getting nowhere. Hundreds of people, including some in very privileged positions, are now in hospital, with little hope of being saved.

[CSL]

Mod: How much money do I have left?

[izakthegoomba]

CSL

Name: Melodica
Politics: Right-wing
Population: 20,005,000
Money: £2,000,000,000

[CSL]

Donate 1B to Fallen Angels for healthcare

[Zyrconium]

Spend 1B on a standing army of 20.000 soldiers

Spend 1B on making fortifications around my borders

This.

Spend 1B on a standing army of 20.000 soldiers

Spend 1B on making fortifications around my borders, about a mile in from the borders themselves.

Spend 6B on border surveilance, preferably electronic, but something that can be got up fast in the meantime(i.e. an intricate system of tripwires, linked to a massive office filled with cans, with names on each of the cans for tripwires they're linked to)

Spend 2B on research into Sniper Rifles, and other long ranged weaponry(for the people patrolling my border as soon as they're done.)

Declare war on Mist

3B into reopening and sustaining and expanding my oilrigs.

3B into oil refining techniques.

Immigration Policy:Only people specifically headhunted by companies in my country, or relatives to people within my country are allowed in. Everyone can leave as desired, but will be given a form to ask them why.

[Robotnick2]

Flying Kiwi

, if you so desire, you could cancel your Laser Defence research, recoup most of the money, and

Astariel

will share the technology with you once

Astariel

's research into it is complete.

[Robotnick2]

Astariel

assigns funding as follows:

• £5bn
  on training 50,000 soldiers, for defence purposes.
  
  £1bn
  on general upkeep of the country.
  
  £1bn
  on improvements.
  
  £1bn
  on mounting machine guns to my aeroplanes.
  
  £2bn
  on researching homing missiles.
  

[CSL]

Melodica

would like an alliance with Astariel. Accept?

[chesskid3]

5 billion on training 100,000 soldiers

3 biliion on more weapon factories to keep these troops upgraded and shit

1 billion on upkeep

1 billion more on healthcare

2 billion on R&D to make life easier for citizens

1 billion on public transportation and shit to make life easier too

[CSL]

CHESSKID

declare war on mistotopia, dammit.

[chesskid3]

I only have 20k troops because izak is a stingy motherfucker

[Occult]

I advise all nations that Mist threatens to nuke to declare war on Mistotopia.

The more people against the communists, the better we are all off

.

The Phrevic people are outraged by the comment made by the barbaric Melodica nation.

[Occult]

I need to ask the mod, i was under the impression that 1B=10,000 troops, is this correct or incorrect?

[CSL]

We're not barbarians.

[Occult]

We're not barbarians.

Would primitive warmongering savages be a better description?

[CSL]

No. I just don't like nukes.

[inspiratieloos]

And apparently you like nations that send children into battle...

Still requesting membership of the Socialist Alliance

[chesskid3]

Donate 1B to Fallen Angels for healthcare

THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO KILLED CHILDREN CSL

[Robotnick2]

Astariel

would like to gratefully decline the alliance offer from

Melodica

, on the grounds that it is not in our best interest at the time. That and the minor detail of the BLOODY GREAT CAMPAIGN you have against our ally,

Mistotopia

.

[CSL]

kiwieagle sent them. Derp.

And there are children over there suffering, chesskid. Do you have a problem with THAT?

Withdraws from war

[Occult]

No. I just don't like nukes.

The only thing the Phrevic people hate more then nukes is the Dictator of Mistotopia, but for that comment we will not support your barbarous philistine mob.

The Phrevs would like to accept Anor into the Socialist Alliance, if it is all right with the other members.

[Robotnick2]

Astariel

, having received the delightful news of your withdrawal from the

Mistotopian

war, would like to accept the alliance offer from

Melodica

, if it is still on the table? Either way, we send an antique wardrobe from the treasure hoardes of our country as a gift of goodwill.

[CSL]

I never withdrew the offer.

And my color is purple. Get it right. lol

[chesskid3]

send a lone fate woman to sit on the wardrobe and break it