ITT: Inconsequential Crap

Umbrage · Post Post #2625 (ISO) » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:23 am

I now own every Radiohead album.

Except for those EP things. Fuck them.

shaft.ed · Post Post #2626 (ISO) » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:30 am

you really only need OK Computer

Nobody Special · Post Post #2627 (ISO) » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:42 am

Glass is actually a liquid.

Extremely inconsequential.

shaft.ed · Post Post #2628 (ISO) » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:03 am

i never realized that was a controversy

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2629 (ISO) » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:09 am

In post 2627, Nobody Special wrote:Glass is actually a liquid.

Extremely inconsequential.

Glass is not a liquid

Still inconsequential.

Umbrage · Post Post #2630 (ISO) » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:22 am

In post 2626, shaft.ed wrote:you really only need OK Computer

Have you heard 2+2=5?

Fucking epic. Although the lyrics are too consequential for me to post.

Ythan · Post Post #2631 (ISO) » Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:25 am

Thank you kk.

Sudo_Nym · Post Post #2632 (ISO) » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:54 pm

There was an Orthodox Jew on campus today, trying to recruit students for the Portland Orthodox Jewish Student Alliance. I felt bad- his sign-up sheet was empty. Not that there's much I can do; I'm not even circumsized.

Quilford · Post Post #2633 (ISO) » Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:22 am

I need sleep.

Umbrage · Post Post #2634 (ISO) » Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:09 am

In post 2633, Quilford wrote:I need sleep.

That's consequential. Duh. What the hell is wrong with you?

Quilford · Post Post #2635 (ISO) » Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:10 am

I need sleep.

Also I keep unintentionally swallowing my Cheerios whole.

saporovirus · Post Post #2636 (ISO) » Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:14 am

In post 2632, Sudo_Nym wrote:There was an Orthodox Jew on campus today, trying to recruit students for the Portland Orthodox Jewish Student Alliance. I felt bad- his sign-up sheet was empty. Not that there's much I can do; I'm not even circumsized.

Ew.

noraaa · Post Post #2637 (ISO) » Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:17 pm

Geo class was cancelled again today, yay.

CooLDoG · Post Post #2638 (ISO) » Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:19 pm

^yeah, but in that time you could get stoned/drunk/have sex. That is very consequential.

I remember that I posted near the start of this thread. Is it worth it to read the 100 pages? I remember it started out with something about spoons forks and sproks.

noraaa · Post Post #2639 (ISO) » Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:27 pm

I would love to do all three of those. Likely will only do one, however.

Nobody Special · Post Post #2640 (ISO) » Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:30 pm

Which?

Oman · Post Post #2641 (ISO) » Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:18 pm

In post 2625, Umbrage wrote:I now own every Radiohead album.

Except for those EP things. Fuck them.

Jaydiohead?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2642 (ISO) » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:26 am

In post 2641, Oman wrote:
In post 2625, Umbrage wrote:I now own every Radiohead album.

Except for those EP things. Fuck them.

Jaydiohead?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BGFAP6JJrk

Equinox · Post Post #2643 (ISO) » Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:21 pm

Auto insurance company just sent me four identical copies of the bill.

They screwed up a couple of other things, too, but that was just bizarre.

Nobody Special · Post Post #2644 (ISO) » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:04 pm

I am eating cornbread with honey.

Sudo_Nym · Post Post #2645 (ISO) » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:17 am

He's a world-famous shark-wrestling cowboy who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a foxy Buddhist politician who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

Kublai Khan · Post Post #2646 (ISO) » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:19 am

In post 2645, Sudo_Nym wrote:He's a world-famous shark-wrestling cowboy who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a foxy Buddhist politician who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

Awesome. Topic for NaNoWriMo found.

Nobody Special · Post Post #2647 (ISO) » Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:50 pm

http://www.rightstuf.com/1-800-338-6827 ... 4/4/6112/0

Vi · Post Post #2648 (ISO) » Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:57 pm

In post 2645, Sudo_Nym wrote:He's a world-famous shark-wrestling cowboy who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a foxy Buddhist politician who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

He's an oversexed Republican firefighter who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's an elegant red-headed former first lady operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!

This was the first one to come up, and I don't think anything that will come afterward will top it.

Gammagooey · Post Post #2649 (ISO) » Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:37 pm

He's a hate-fuelled zombie farmboy on a search for his missing sister. She's a time-travelling motormouth archaeologist trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!

So many plot twists to be had