DnD Campaign

[Kcdaspot]

hit things

okay.

i deserve that one.

[Nexus]

Holy shit calm the fuck down. We've got over a week to sort it out.

[Kcdaspot]

... but you know doing everything at the last second is THAAAT cool...

[Nexus]

We've still got over a week. There isn't a game tomorrow. Calm down, seriously.

[Robocopter87]

You know how them preacher guys get

[Kcdaspot]

PRAISE AVANDRA

*does a dance*

[Xalxe]

Speaking of which...

I actually won't be able to make next week's session due to school commitments. Please don't let me get killed by any robots?

[Nexus]

Depending on Grey's rules, you might just be benched for the game - come down with a bout of the shits or something.

[Xalxe]

Depending on Grey's rules, you might just be benched for the game - come down with a bout of the shits or something.

I'll just drink in the corner the whole time.

[Robocopter87]

Naked. Like usual.

[GreyICE]

It's now wednesday. Anyone have any idea what they've been up to?

[Kcdaspot]

i wanna use my acrobatics, stealth and religon to score an audience with the princess.

at least before the concert at the nobles house.

[Kcdaspot]

my main goal is to make sure that A. the fabled princess is still alive and B. she is NOT mia.

im just trying to confirm beyond shadow of doubt the there IS still a princess.

objections?

[GreyICE]

i wanna use my acrobatics, stealth and religon to score an audience with the princess.

at least before the concert at the nobles house.

Acrobatics, stealth, and religion are skills.

What do you plan to do with them? You can have me make these decisions, but be warned it will probably be "figure out what god or goddess the princess worships, and sneak into the temple to perform extremely flexible and explicit sexual acts with that god/goddess' representation, in the hopes of scoring a personal audience with the Princess when she comes to sentence you in your trial." Because I'm a bastard like that~

But no seriously, you have to have a plan when you use skills.

[Xalxe]

What do you plan to do with them? You can have me make these decisions, but be warned it will probably be "figure out what god or goddess the princess worships, and sneak into the temple to perform extremely flexible and explicit sexual acts with that god/goddess' representation, in the hopes of scoring a personal audience with the Princess when she comes to sentence you in your trial." Because I'm a bastard like that~

ohmygodpleasedothis

[inte]

bro

whats your acrobatics/stealth/charisma

dude

sleep with her

[Kcdaspot]

13/13/8

and

What do you plan to do with them? You can have me make these decisions, but be warned it will probably be "figure out what god or goddess the princess worships, and sneak into the temple

to perform extremely flexible and explicit sexual acts with that god/goddess' representation

, in the hopes of scoring a personal audience with the Princess when she comes to sentence you in your trial." Because I'm a bastard like that~

not even gonna...

also grey, inte and xalxe:

im a razorclaw shifter. i'm literally HALF anthropomorph.

Spoiler: meaning

you are all furries

[Kcdaspot]

my main goal is to make sure that A. the fabled princess is still alive and B. she is NOT mia.

im just trying to confirm beyond shadow of doubt the there IS still a princess.

THIS is my goal.

i dont want to slander MY RELIGION to do so... do you THINK i could show my FACE in public after that? a AVENGER?

[Nexus]

I really think that you should do this KCDA.

Really really.

[GreyICE]

my main goal is to make sure that A. the fabled princess is still alive and B. she is NOT mia.

im just trying to confirm beyond shadow of doubt the there IS still a princess.

THIS is my goal.

i dont want to slander MY RELIGION to do so... do you THINK i could show my FACE in public after that? a AVENGER?

Hmmm.

Well, maybe you can come up with a better use of those three skills than I can~

However will you get your audience?

[Nexus]

Hey Grey, mind giving me a quick recap of what I found out from the noble last session? I've slept a lot since then.

[Kcdaspot]

audience is probably the BCS (best case scenario)

all i need is evidence or visual confirmation that the princess is still there and is still the princess AKA not a doppelganger sent by god knows who.

[Kcdaspot]

so plan A:

Religion check on the guard towards the inside of the castle (you know the guy suspiciously acting like the emerald city guard from The Wizard of Oz) Appeal to his emotion, Avandra is about freedom and travel, if the princess is locked up against her will I, a avenger of Avandra, can not allow this. I must simply speak if not for a brief moment to the princess, I promise to adhere to proper (insert the word im looking for here, something about keeping manners in court). Just please there are questions I need of her.

Plan B: If rebuked. tell of the encounter with

Clockwerk, the owl big bad from Sly Cooper

Clockwork, the gnome with the big ego and the robots that could pose a threat. Tell him I wished to simply tell that to the princess herself but i must warn her. Her life MAY be in danger. bring up my groups penchant for protecting (the orc encounter). (what check would i need for this)

Plan C: Sneak in under cover of night and find the princess. i dont wish to talk to her if it gets that bad but will if i get caught. try to look for any religious temples inside the castle, Best case find something for avandra and act like a one of the keepers of that. i got lost on my way to the restroom if i get spotted (>_> its all i could come up with.) (this is my stealth and acrobatic check.)

Plan D: knock out guards, explain what i was doing in a note being truthful and state that i will not darken the castle halls again. and leave with my mission being a failure.

okay any suggestions before confirming?

[Kcdaspot]

anything at all? is any of this liker bad idea city?

[Nexus]

Most of it. You're severely overestimating what a priest's influence is.