Micro 75: Bureaucracy Mafia (Game Over)

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Stamp the paper; pass the paper. Sign the paper; file the paper. Stamp the paper; file the paper. Sign the paper; pass the paper. Stamp the paper; pass the paper.

Players Alive

pirate mollie
Aj The Epic

Players Dead

Breakfast - Town Bureaucrat - Lynched Day One
Jake from State Farm - Town Bureaucrat - Killed Night One
maverick_alpha - Senior Bureaucrat - Lynche Day Two

njoseph

nachomomma8 - Senior Bureaucrat - Killed Night Two
Robert2424 - Costcutter - Lynched Day Three
Shamrock - Cafeteria Staff - Killed Night Three

Maestro

qwints - Town Bureaucrat - Lynched Day Four

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Rules

The standard
+ No bah posts.
+ Ten day deadlines.
+ No majority at deadline means no lynch at deadline.

VT PM:

You are a Bureaucrat, apparently you have no special powers.

You win when the cost-cutters have been eliminated.

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Your boss has recently retired. Ahh, you gave him a gold watch and everything. You owe a lot to him, he'd probably not have been hired if he wasn't on a mad hiring binge in order to create a sort of empkingdom for himself. Unfortunately, now he's gone the Costcutters have come, and you have a mortgage to feed. The knives, and guns, are out, because you're

keeping

this job.

Day One Begins Now

Two pieces of paper of paper have fallen to the floor. Now don't rush there's enough for everyone, well not really, so form an orderly queue and wait till we're at least at post 26 and post

"Pick up paper"

if there's a remaining one you would like to pick.

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Vote Count 1

Not voting: maverick_alpha, Breakfast, Jake from State Farm, Shamrock, Maestro, pirate mollie, njoseph, Aj The Epic, Robert2424

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Vote Count 2

Breakfast (2) - maverick_alpha, njoseph
pirate mollie (1) - Maestro
Maestro (1) - pirate mollie

Not voting: Breakfast, Jake from State Farm, Shamrock, Aj The Epic, Robert2424

The papers have been picked up, 5 to lynch.

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Vote Count 3

Jake from State Farm (2) - Maestro, Shamrock
Breakfast (1) - maverick_alpha
Maestro (1) - pirate mollie
Aj the epic (1) - Robert2424
Shamrock (1) - njoseph

Not voting: Breakfast, Jake from State Farm, Aj The Epic

Just to be clear: It is illegal to quote communications from the mod and it violate guidelines 27886745b & 16, 5 to lynch.

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Vote Count 4

Jake from State Farm (2) - Maestro, Shamrock
Breakfast (1) - maverick_alpha
Maestro (1) - pirate mollie
Aj the epic (1) - Robert2424
Shamrock (1) - njoseph

Not voting: Breakfast, Jake from State Farm, Aj The Epic

5 to lynch.

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Vote Count 5

Jake from State Farm (3) - Maestro, Shamrock, Aj The Epic
Breakfast (1) - maverick_alpha
Maestro (1) - pirate mollie
Aj the epic (1) - Robert2424
Shamrock (1) - njoseph

Not voting: Breakfast, Jake from State Farm,

5 to lynch.

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Vote Count 6

Jake from State Farm (3) - Maestro, Shamrock, Aj The Epic
Breakfast (1) - maverick_alpha
Maestro (1) - pirate mollie
Aj the epic (1) - Robert2424
Shamrock (1) - njoseph

Not voting: Breakfast, Jake from State Farm,

5 to lynch.

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Vote Count 7

Jake from State Farm (3) - Maestro, Shamrock, Aj The Epic
Breakfast (1) - maverick_alpha
Maestro (1) - pirate mollie
Aj the epic (1) - Robert2424
Shamrock (1) - njoseph

Not voting: Breakfast, Jake from State Farm,

5 to lynch.

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Vote Count 8

Jake from State Farm (3) - Shamrock, Aj The Epic, Robert2424
Shamrock (2) - njoseph, Jake from State Farm
Breakfast (1) - maverick_alpha
Maestro (1) - pirate mollie
Aj the epic (1) - Breakfast
Maverick_alpha (1) - Maestro

Not voting:

5 to lynch.

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Vote Count 9

Jake from State Farm (2) - Aj The Epic, Robert2424
Breakfast (2) - maverick_alpha, pirate mollie
Aj the epic (2) - Breakfast, Jake from State Farm
Robert2424 (1) Shamrock
Shamrock (1) - njoseph

Not voting: Maestro

5 to lynch.

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Vote Count 10

Breakfast (3) - maverick_alpha, pirate mollie, njoseph
Aj the epic (2) - Breakfast, Jake from State Farm
Jake from State Farm (2) - Aj The Epic, Robert2424
Robert2424 (1) Shamrock

Not voting: Maestro

5 to lynch.

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Vote Count 11

Breakfast (3) - maverick_alpha, pirate mollie, njoseph
Aj the epic (2) - Breakfast, Jake from State Farm
Jake from State Farm (1) - Robert2424
Robert2424 (1) Shamrock

Not voting: Maestro, Aj The Epic

5 to lynch.

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Vote Count 12

Breakfast (3) - maverick_alpha, pirate mollie, njoseph
Aj the epic (2) - Breakfast, Jake from State Farm
Jake from State Farm (1) - Robert2424
Robert2424 (1) Shamrock

Not voting: Maestro, Aj The Epic

5 to lynch.

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Vote Count 13

Breakfast (4) - maverick_alpha, pirate mollie, njoseph, Shamrock
Aj the epic (2) - Breakfast, Jake from State Farm

Not voting: Maestro, Aj The Epic, Robert2424

5 to lynch.

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Vote Count 14

Breakfast (4) - maverick_alpha, pirate mollie, njoseph, Shamrock
Aj the epic (2) - Breakfast, Jake from State Farm

Not voting: Maestro, Aj The Epic, Robert2424

5 to lynch.

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Just a remember that deadline is on the 22nd

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Vote Count 15

Breakfast (4) - maverick_alpha, njoseph, Shamrock, Aj The Epic
Aj the epic (2) - Breakfast, Jake from State Farm

Not voting: Maestro, Robert2424, pirate mollie

5 to lynch.

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Vote Count 15

Breakfast (3) - maverick_alpha, Shamrock, Aj The Epic
Aj the epic (2) - Breakfast, Jake from State Farm
maverick_alpha (2) - Maestro, njoseph

Not voting:Robert2424, pirate mollie

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Deadline is tomorrow.

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Vote Count 17

Breakfast (3) - maverick_alpha, Shamrock, Aj The Epic
maverick_alpha (3) - Maestro, njoseph, pirate mollie
Aj the epic (1) - Jake from State Farm
Robert2424 (1) - Breakfast

Not voting:Robert2424,

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Breakfast stood on a highwire. He had been put there.
Regulation 747 states that: All breakfasts paid for by the company must be balanced.
As such if Breakfast was to fall into the shark pit, he would not be balanced and as such must leave the company. In this case by means of a shark.
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splash.

Breakfast was a Town Bureaucrat. He was lynched day one. Night One begins now.

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Jake from State Farm has a very long name. Very long names require an unusually high amount of ink to produce or time to type. Such a thing is woefully ineffecient. Jake from State Farm was certainly a priority fire.

Jake from State Farm was killed Night One. He was a Town Bureaucrat

Day Two begins now

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Vote Count 1

njoseph (1) - pirate mollie

Not voting: maverick_alpha, Shamrock, Maestro, njoseph, Aj The Epic, Robert2424

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Vote Count 2

njoseph (1) - pirate mollie

Not voting: maverick_alpha, Shamrock, Maestro, njoseph, Aj The Epic, Robert2424

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Vote Count 3

njoseph (1) - pirate mollie
Maestro (1) - maverick_alpha
maverick_alpha (1) - njoseph

Not voting: Shamrock, Maestro, Aj The Epic, Robert2424

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Vote Count 4

Maestro (2) - Aj The Epic, Shamrock
maverick_alpha (2) - Maestro, njoseph
njoseph (1) - pirate mollie

Not voting: Robert2424, maverick_alpha

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Vote Count 5

Maestro (2) - Aj The Epic, Shamrock
maverick_alpha (2) - Maestro, njoseph
njoseph (1) - pirate mollie

Not voting: Robert2424, maverick_alpha

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Vote Count 6

njoseph (2) - pirate mollie, Aj The Epic
Maestro (1) - njoseph
maverick_alpha (1) - Maestro
Robert2424 (1) - Shamrock

Not voting: Robert2424, maverick_alpha,

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Vote Count 7

njoseph (2) - pirate mollie, Aj The Epic
maverick_alpha (1) - Maestro, njoseph, Robert2424
Robert2424 (1) - Shamrock

Not voting: maverick_alpha,

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Deadline is the 4th

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Nachomamma8 replaces njoseph. Welcome him.

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Vote Count 8

maverick_alpha (3) - Maestro, Nachomomma8, Robert2424
Nachomomma8 (2) - Aj The Epic, maverick_alpha
Robert2424 (1) - Shamrock

Not voting: pirate mollie

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Vote Count 9

maverick_alpha (3) - Maestro, Nachomomma8, Robert2424, pirate mollie
Nachomomma8 (2) - Aj The Epic, maverick_alpha
Robert2424 (1) - Shamrock

Not voting:

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Rule 1567i: All Alpha documents must be representations of the class they are alpha documents in.

This leads to the rather awkward situation where Maverick_alpha had to represent mavericks. It had to be a maverick. "If a maverick is one that doesn't do what one is supposed to, then surely a dead person - on account of doing nothing - must be a representation of a maverick?"

Maverick_Alpha was lynched Day Two. He was a Senior Bureaucrat. Night Two begins now.

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Maestro walked away. Qwints walked in and took his place. Only the high degree of pretend ignorance gives any indication that a change was made.
Nachomomma8 left to be replaced by the corpse of Nachomomma8. Lots of things made this obvious.

Nachomomma8 was killed N2. He was a Senior Bureaucrat. Day Three begins now.

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Vote Count 29

qwints (1) - Robert2424
Robert2424 (1) - pirate mollie

Not Voting: Shamrock, qwints, Aj The Epic

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Vote Count 30

Robert2424 (3) - pirate mollie, Aj The Epic, qwints

Not Voting: Shamrock,Robert2424

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Robert2424 has been forced to leave as the company feels that his claim of "2424" could allow the company to come under investigation for breaking working hours legistation. We regret this termination occured before he was able to complete his work.

Robert2424 was lynched. He was a Cost-Cutter. Night begins now.

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"This is a sham! A sham, I say! That's no moon rock, that's just ordinary chalk. It's a Shamrock!" Announces someone.
"That's not him, that's just where he died." Points out someone else.
"Oh." Exclaims the first person.

Shamrock was killed. He was Cafeteria Staff. Day begins now.

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qwints, is that vegetarian mince?

qwints was lynched. He was a bureaucrat. The Cost-Cutters consisting of Robert2424 & Aj The Epic have won!

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Did you have a dead QT?

No.

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Spoiler: set up

First post of the game:

Two pieces of paper of paper have fallen to the floor. Now don't rush there's enough for everyone, well not really, so form an orderly queue and wait till we're at least at post 26 and post "

Pick up paper

" if there's a remaining one you would like to pick.

Pieces of paper read:

The piece of paper you picked up reads: [XXX] is a gibberish-symbol-you-can't-read. It looks like you need to be more senior. Each night, along with any other powers you may have, you may chose to give this item to a player and have it leave your possession. If you die while holding the paper, it is lost.

Mod Note: If a Senior Bureaucrat gets the paper the gibberish is translated (and the more senior reference deleted. Gives alignment.
Each paper has a randomly decided different name (two scum is disallowed).

Roles:

Two players:

You are a cost-cutter, along with your partner. You may speak to one another [here] and each night you possess a factional kill.

You win wen the town has been eliminated or nothing can prevent the same.

1 PLAYER:

You are Cafeteria Staff. If night if you are targetted you will learn the taegeters and what food they ordered from you. This is a passive ability.

You win when the cost-cutters has been eliminated.

Mod Note: Costcutters: Wispa, Senior Bureaucrat: Veal, Bureaucrat: Steak.
Two Players:

You are a Senior Bureaucrat, apparently you have no special powers.

You win when the cost-cutters have been eliminated.

4 Players:

You are a Bureaucrat, apparently you have no special powers.

You win when the cost-cutters have been eliminated.