Robo Rally [Awards Ceremony]

[StrangerCoug]

Anyone close to Magua want to screw him up? I can't easily reach him.

[Magua]

<_<
>_>

[diginova]

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Turn

4

Results

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With the amount of spinning robots this turn, the supercomputers must be getting dizzy. Hopefully this doesn't affect their programming next turn.
Will every robot escape Turn 4 alive?

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You spin my head right round.

[Commentary coming soon. Maybe.]

[Cybele]

Drench, I would be very glad to talk this round over with you. To make sure that we can both get through this nicely.

[diginova]

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Turn

5

Programs compile in (expired on 2012-12-23 12:00:00)

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Everyone is back up and active, though three robots are limping towards the flag.
Act V of this Rally opens.

Program cards will be sent out shortly.

[Drench]

HI yes i'm here now cybele if you haven't locked in yet

[Cybele]

I haven't.

[Cybele]

If you have a pair of 'move 1' cards, I can be out of your way entirely. All you'd have to do is push me as I turn, and then I take the flag and keep going.

[Drench]

okay. you're already pointing the right way up to go to the flag, so i don't know if you want to keep at that. i kinda want to hit the flag this turn though, and that isn't happening unless i go the way you're pointing to go to, so that's awkward.

when do you estimate a) hitting the flag, and b) moving off the flag

edit: i have far too many move 1 cards so that works fine

[Cybele]

Okay, so the plan is this (so far):
You Move 1, I Turn Right, I get shot.
I Move 1 (650spd), you Move 1 (<650spd).
I Move 2, you Turn Right, I get shot.
I do whatever, you take your flag, I get shot.
I'm totally out of your way, totally get riddled with holes, and you get your flag. I'll probably power down.

[Drench]

I need to orient myself first, so you'll need to figure out a way to stall for one turn. Maybe just waste a forward movement card during the interlude between me turning left and me pushing you up.

[Cybele]

k.

[diginova]

A note from the MC:

The animation and results will be up later this night. I have to run to board games.
Let's just say that there's a lot of action this turn.

[diginova]

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Turn

5

Results

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With eight robots on a crowded factory floor, everyone knew this was an eventuality.
The question was, how bad did it get?

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What hast thou wrought?

[Sudo_Nym]

Goddammit, Ani.

[animorpherv1]

For that last time, I am

not kdowns.

[Drench]

whoops

[Cybele]

Yeah, no. You don't even get to fake surprise. I will zap you into nuts and bolts.

[Drench]

~sails into the distance with nine health~

[Drench]

and besides magua is the bigger threat right now so you four should probably do something about him

[diginova]

SC must not have been able to live with the guilt of murdering two robots; that's obviously why he committed suicide.

[StrangerCoug]

It's not the double murder that's driving me mad; it's swyellowtail driving me mad.

[Magua]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[StrangerCoug]

I don't think it's very funny to someone who send the mod a PM cussing out swyellowtail and calling the game a living nightmare.

[swyellowtail]

Yeah, I made a rather huge mistake there, actually. I wasn't supposed to end up THERE. Whoops. However, the part where you fall off was actually my revenge to what you did to me before.

But yeah, I derped hard on that.