NY 161: Overly-Posh Mafia (POSH WIN - NIGHT X)

[zabriel]

Dammit Uber. That wasn't a slip. That was me getting paranoid about Buldermar voting for you based on my reasons. I'm well aware that I used the word mislynch. It was intentional.

[zabriel]

Am I dead yet or not?

[pirate mollie]

okay, perv, I hope you are okay with this. I have been running probabilities and possibilities in my head and penguin is making sense and I don't want an inadvertent mozi situ where players mistake special tells for scummy behaviour. I want you cleared, plz don't be mad.

[Lord Mhork]

Peregrine is the other mason, mollie?

[TheReverend]

She didn't typo and mean rev, I assure you of that.

[Aj The Epic]

Seriously, let's finish this lynch on Zab. We have a VT claim, we got multiple people I have as town on this wagon, I'm town, and I believe we now have at least 1 conftown here. It's a good wagon, and we NEED to bank something. This stalling by buldermar is bullshit, we're losing time from tomorrow at this point.

[AngryPidgeon]

Called it. PV was town. Now lets do this.

[zabriel]

It's a bad wagon because I'm town, but if it's going to happen it should just happen. What is the vote count?

[Aj The Epic]

Would scum say they're scum? Probably not. Therefore, that's not going to help you here.

[zabriel]

AJ, no more talking unless you count for me.

[buldermar]

I really really really really think majiffy is scum and I think you are wrong about him. next is uber goober. I have been trying to get those 2 lynched for the entire day round but the same shit keeps happening that happened in the homestuck game; there are peeps who are too chickenshit to go after strong players.

Well my vote is currently on Uber Goober and I'm not looking to change it.

For the record: You voted me for reasons of zab's which were totally stupid, and I rebutted them and called him out on his reasons being totally stupid, and he unvoted.

This is incorrect.

[buldermar]

buldey did gib explain how he and I do things? there is a reason for the divagib meme. I would like to find at least one player on this site to develope that kind of relationship with...majiffy and nacho are too stubborn and mantis has always been off doing her own thing although occasionally she will listen to me, I am more flexible than she is and it is me usually having to compromise and listen to her. but anyways since I know you have worked with gib it is something that I hope you will consider. gib and I win games and that is no lie.

No you have not explained to me how you and Gib do things. How do you do things?

I guess gib did not explain it?

we work as a pair and when we can get town reads off of each other we target the same player by questioning them and seeing how it feels. we usually manage to form a town cabal on d1 and gain control of the lynches. we used to do this with raven too until she made a quantum leap and no longer needs us, lol.

also

to my mason third. I think you should think about outing so that I can confirm you. I don't trust these people not to lynch you if I wind up dead.

I would ask him if you get the chance

I would, but I feel like it is unfair to do while this game is still ongoing.

[buldermar]

Mollie just out your mason. You're guaranteed town and this will save a wasted investigation.

QFT

[buldermar]

It's a bad wagon because I'm town, but if it's going to happen it should just happen. What is the vote count?

We're fucking lynching rev or Uber Ninja tomorrow -_-

VOTE: zabriel

[Lord Mhork]

Except prolly not. I might give reverend another shot though.

IamI, you have suggested lists from both Mollie and myself. Please pick from those. Thanks!

And bodyguard should be on cop at all times now. We need as many clears as possible until cop gets shot.

So now we kill zab, right? Yay?

[Majiffy]

Good god. Someone tl;dr the last 12 pages for me.

[Vifam]

Zab's dead

[Aj The Epic]

Zab's dead

And, Uber posted 20 times in a row. Matt melted down for about 5 posts. PM's trying to out her mason partner. This should about be an effective summary.

[Vifam]

I'm really sick of compromising in this game

[Vifam]

If Zab flips town I'm just gonna be really stubborn the rest of the game

[Vifam]

Real nigga shit, I don't negotiate with terrorists

[buldermar]

Good god. Someone tl;dr the last 12 pages for me.

Nobody except me, Vifam and maybe 1 or 2 others were willing to lynch Rev. I defended you. Others decided that zab is the best alternative and people started voting. Also mollie is secretly in love with me and Uber Ninja insists that I may be doing some crazy gambit in which I defame JacobSavage by claiming that I have received a PM from him and that he broke a site-wide rule.

[buldermar]

If Zab flips town I'm just gonna be really stubborn the rest of the game

So am I.

[Majiffy]

Maestro if you could just make me like a 6-shot dayvig whose shots don't end the day phase that'd be

great

.

There were way too many scummy posts in those 12 pages to comment on, particularly because I have to go eat dinner now.
But uh... thankfully, they were all from my scum reads. Which makes sense. Because they're probably all scum.

[AngryPidgeon]

that'd be great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjJCdCXFslY