UXYS2¾ - 1 Favourite Character: Crowning (It's Over, Folks)

[Drench]

They are literally the worst thing in the history of forever.

motherfucking basically

I make my third attempt tonight, everyone! Wish me luck, and please send flowers if I lose the post again because honestly I don't think my mental state could afford another blow

[Drench]

Here's what's going to happen:

The two updates that have elapsed since the last updated post will be carried out in full. The current update will continue for another 24 hours, so that everyone can regain their bearings.

And if I 500 I swear to fucking god

[animorpherv1]

Drench, throw a post across multiple posts.

[RedPanda]

VOTE: 49. Jerry Maquire

[Drench]

DID WE MAKE IT OUT ALIVE.

Reminder: This update only counts posts up to #539. All posts including Matias' declaration of a New Day in #540 are assumed to be part of the CURRENT update. If you have voted since #540, you have already voted in this update (although you are free to change as usual).

Results:

58. and 9. are both gone from SD's.

Votes to Kill:

9

1.

“Stephen Colbert”

,

The Colbert Report

- 1
3.

Ally McBeal

,

Ally McBeal

- 2
4.

Amanda Woodward

,

Melrose Place

5.

Annie Wilkes

,

Misery

- 1
11.

Bridget Jones

,

the Bridget Jones series

15.

Catherine Trammell

,

Basic Instinct

16.

Cher

,

Clueless

- 6
17.

Christopher Boone

,

The Curious Incident of the Dog in Night-Time

19.

Corky St. Clair

,

Waiting for Guffman

21.

Daniel Plainview

,

There Will Be Blood

22.

David Brent

,

The Office (original version)

23.

Det. Alonzo Harris

,

Training Day

25.

Don Draper

,

Mad Men

26.

Dr. Gregory House

,

House, M.D.

^

- 4
28.

Edward Scissorhands

,

Edward Scissorhands

- 1
29.

Effie White

,

Dreamgirls

33.

Felicity Porter

,

Felicity

- 2
34.

Forrest Gump

,

Forrest Gump

- 6
35.

Fox Mulder and Dana Scully

,

The X-Files

- 7
36.

Frasier

,

Frasier

- 2
37.

Gob Bluth

,

Arrested Development

38.

Gollum

,

The Lord of the Rings

- 2
41.

Hannibal Lecter

,

The Silence of the Lambs and its sequels

- 2
45.

Jack Bauer

,

24

- 2
47.

Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski

,

The Big Lebowski

- 1
48.

Jen Yu

,

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

- 2
49.

Jerry Maguire

,

Jerry Maguire

- 1
50.

Jimmy Corrigan

,

Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth

- 6
51.

John Locke

,

Lost

- 2
52.

Juno

,

Juno

- 1
53.

Kara “Starbuck” Thrace

,

Battlestar Galactica

54.

Karen Walker and Jack McFarland

,

Will & Grace

- 1
55.

Kavalier and Clay

,

The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay

- 1
56.

Keyser Söze

,

The Usual Suspects

- 5
59.

Lisbeth Salander

,

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and its sequels

- 1
62.

Marge Gunderson

,

Fargo

- 1
63.

Mary Jones

,

Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Saphhire

- 1
64.

Mary Katherine Gallagher

,

Saturday Night Live

- 1

66.

Maximus

,

Gladiator

- 1

(FF: 1)
68.

Miranda Priestly

,

The Devil Wears Prada

- 2
69.

Morpheus

,

The Matrix series

71.

Nathan Drake

,

the Uncharted series

73.

Omar Little

,

The Wire

74.

Patty Hewes

,

Damages

- 2
78.

Ron Burgundy

,

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

79.

Roseanne Conner

,

Roseanne

- 3
80.

Sarah Connor

,

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

85.

Sydney Bristow

,

Alias

- 1
86.

The Joker

,

The Dark Knight

*

- 1
89.

Tony Stark

,

the Iron Man series

- 5
90.

Tracy Flick

,

Election

91.

Tracy Jordan

,

30 Rock

- 1
92.

Truman

,

The Truman Show

- 1
93.

Tyler Durden

,

Fight Club

- 1
94.

Vic Mackey

,

The Shield

- 3

95.

Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield

,

Pulp Fiction

- 2

(FF: 1)
96.

Violet Weston

,

August: Osage County

97.

Vivian Ward

,

Pretty Woman

98.

Wikus van de Merwe

,

District 9

- 1

^

-

Ten Spot Used

*

-

Freeze Frame Used

+

-

Breakdown Used

~

-

Degree of Sudden Death Survived

†

-

Sought Revenge

✓

-

Seek Revenge Available

✘

-

Seek Revenge Used

Player	Credits	SR's	Last Vote
ActionDan	2	14/29	27
animorpherv1	8	✓ /9	34
BS2000	2	14/29	61
Cheery Dog	44	✓ /8	85
Chevre	36	✓ /11	16
diginova	24	3/18	34
DiplomatDC	26	✓ /12	89
Drench	34	✓ /8	89
Feirei	11	✓ /13	34
GuyInFreezer	4	4/19	48
JDGA	3	13/28	26*
Kcdaspot	5	12/27	35
kdowns	2	14/29	10
KingdomAces	2	14/29	82
Lady Lambdadelta	36	✓ /12	63
Matias	26	✓ /8	34
Mist7676	5	12/27	33
N	44	✓ /8	89
Quilford	6	12/27	40
Ravel	46	✓ /7	56
RedPanda	42	✓ /9	35
Snakes	26	2/17	50
SoraAdvent	22	✓ /12	34
Xalxe	34	✘ /9	5
xtopherusD	32	✓ /13	13
yabbaguy	2	14/29	12
Total Credits:	475

Please include the list number of your vote AND the name of the character you are voting in your post.

Spoiler: The Lucky Losers

56^th - 60^th - Congratulations! You're mediocre!

60^st:

Bernie Mac,

The Bernie Mac Show

61^st - 65^th - Finally, some small amounts of quality.

61^st:

Cal Stephanides,

Middlesex

62^nd:

Dexter Morgan,

Dexter

63^rd:

Lara Croft,

the Tomb Raider franchise

64^th:

Shrek,

the Shrek series

65^th:

Clayton Bigsby,

Chappelle’s Show

66^th - 70^th - It takes a long pull to get there, but you're getting there...

66^th:

Red,

The Shawshank Redemption

67^th:

Harry Potter,

the Harry Potter series

†

68^th:

Elphaba,

Wicked

69^th:

Rachel Green,

Friends

70^th:

Cosmo Kramer,

Seinfeld

71^st - 75^th - The best of the worst?

71^st:

Lorelai and Rory Gilmore,

Gilmore Girls

72^nd:

Kratos,

God of War

73^rd:

Tony Soprano,

The Sopranos

74^th:

Jack Sparrow,

the Pirates of the Caribbean series

75^th:

Buffy,

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

76^th - 80^th - It could be worse. But not by much.

76^th:

Elmo,

Sesame Street

77^th:

Niko Bellic,

Grand Theft Auto IV

78^th:

Pearl the Landlord,

FunnyorDie.com

79^th:

Austin Powers,

the Austin Powers series

80^th:

Hancock,

Hancock

81^st - 85^th - Do you even know what narrative arcs are?

81^nd:

Master Chief,

the Halo series

82^nd:

Woody,

the Toy Story series

83^rd:

Wilhelmina,

Ugly Betty

84^th:

Harold and Kumar,

the Harold & Kumar series

85^th:

Allie and Noah,

The Notebook

86^th - 90^th - Flatter than a pancake.

86^th:

Thelma and Louise,

Thelma & Louise

87^th:

Eric Cartman,

South Park

88^th:

Barney Stinson,

How I Met Your Mother

89^th:

Homer Simpson,

The Simpsons

90^th:

Carrie Bradshaw,

Sex and the City

91^st - 95^th - Garbage's garbage, recycled.

91^st:

Borat,

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

92^nd:

Beavis and Butt-Head,

Beavis and Butt-Head

93^rd:

Mimi Marquez,

Rent

94^th:

Madea,

several Tyler Perry films and plays

95^th:

Stewie Griffin,

Family Guy

100^th - 96^th - The Worst of the Worst?

96^th:

Napoleon Dynamite,

Napoleon Dynamite

97^th:

Gorillaz,

the animated rock band

98^th:

SpongeBob SquarePants,

SpongeBob SquarePants

99^th:

Sue Sylvester,

Glee

100^th:

Edward Cullen,

the Twilight saga

Special Notices:

58. Lara Croft has not survived

First Degree Sudden Death

and is eliminated in 63rd.
24. Dexter Morgan has been eliminated in 62nd.
13. Cal Stephanides has been eliminated in 61st.
9. Bernie Mac has not survived

First Degree Sudden Death

and is eliminated in 60th.
The Votes to Kill is now 9.

[Drench]

i'm so happy

VOTE: 90. Tracy Flick

Also this is your last chance to nominate for any Ten Spots so use them before they're gone forever
I'm not saying that just because they'll probably be replaced next uxys from lack of demand

[JDGA]

Oh durr, forgot about the credit penalty for repeated votes. It's only been two years <_<
VOTE: 51. John Locke
Also whomever it was that voted for Starbuck (I can't be bothered checking) is a jerk, Battlestar Galactica is awesome.
BTW, to ease post troubles, copy the post into Notepad before you give MS a chance to 500 it.

[SoraAdvent]

VOTE: 68) Miranda Preistly

[diginova]

Drench dared me.
VOTE: 68. Miranda Priestly

[DiplomatDC]

VOTE: 16. Cher
Also who want's my free votes? Probably not using em till end-game, and probably no one else that I'll desperately like to see killed.

[animorpherv1]

VOTE: 51. John Locke

[Lady Lambdadelta]

VOTE: 16. Cher
Also who want's my free votes? Probably not using em till end-game, and probably no one else that I'll desperately like to see killed.

I'm always down to have a double vote. Trust me, I have good taste.

[Feirei]

Nobody else here that I care about. Use me as well, LLD.

[GuyInFreezer]

VOTE: 51. John Locke

[Ravel]

VOTE: 41. Hannibal Lecter

[JDGA]

Oh, idea for a 10-Spot replacement:
A "vote-in" which starts a vote to add a new character/show/whatever to the game, which costs a large number of credits (say, 10?), is only usable in the early part of the game (Before 20 characters/shows/whatevers eliminated?) and wastes the credits if the vote fails. Of course, there'd be a limit on it (5 or 10), so that people couldn't keep adding in new characters forever, but it'd add a bit more to the game, seeing how the initial lineup is invariably determined in advance and immutable.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

We're killing Vivian Ward next.

[Cheery Dog]

More randomish votes!
VOTE: 69. Morpheus

Wait I'd already voted, still on the other person.

Also whomever it was that voted for Starbuck (I can't be bothered checking) is a jerk, Battlestar Galactica is awesome.

It'll be the only one I place until at least I've voted everyone alive, so deal with it.

[DiplomatDC]

Oh, idea for a 10-Spot replacement:
A "vote-in" which starts a vote to add a new character/show/whatever to the game, which costs a large number of credits (say, 10?), is only usable in the early part of the game (Before 20 characters/shows/whatevers eliminated?) and wastes the credits if the vote fails. Of course, there'd be a limit on it (5 or 10), so that people couldn't keep adding in new characters forever, but it'd add a bit more to the game, seeing how the initial lineup is invariably determined in advance and immutable.

YES.

[SoraAdvent]

Oh, idea for a 10-Spot replacement:
A "vote-in" which starts a vote to add a new character/show/whatever to the game, which costs a large number of credits (say, 10?), is only usable in the early part of the game (Before 20 characters/shows/whatevers eliminated?) and wastes the credits if the vote fails. Of course, there'd be a limit on it (5 or 10), so that people couldn't keep adding in new characters forever, but it'd add a bit more to the game, seeing how the initial lineup is invariably determined in advance and immutable.

Limit on it in what sense? Amount of characters each person could bring in or amount of characters total?

Still in agreement.

Oh, and by the way:
VOTE: 68)Miranda Priestly

Seek Revenge: Shrek

Because I really have nothing else to spend this on.

[JDGA]

Total, and probably only one attempt per person. If Drench wants to run with this though, he obviously gets to tweak it as he likes.
(I'm not mad that Beavis and Butthead got in whilst Daria didn't, what are you talking about?)

[Drench]

i really like it, you guys! i'm always worried that the lists are going to be substandard so this sounds like a gr9 idea

[Drench]

you guys my ticket to einstein on the beach arrived today i'm so excited

Votes to Kill: 9

1.

“Stephen Colbert”

,

The Colbert Report

- 1
3.

Ally McBeal

,

Ally McBeal

- 2
4.

Amanda Woodward

,

Melrose Place

5.

Annie Wilkes

,

Misery

- 1
11.

Bridget Jones

,

the Bridget Jones series

15.

Catherine Trammell

,

Basic Instinct

17.

Christopher Boone

,

The Curious Incident of the Dog in Night-Time

19.

Corky St. Clair

,

Waiting for Guffman

21.

Daniel Plainview

,

There Will Be Blood

22.

David Brent

,

The Office (original version)

23.

Det. Alonzo Harris

,

Training Day

25.

Don Draper

,

Mad Men

26.

Dr. Gregory House

,

House, M.D.

^

- 4
28.

Edward Scissorhands

,

Edward Scissorhands

- 1
29.

Effie White

,

Dreamgirls

33.

Felicity Porter

,

Felicity

- 2

34.

Forrest Gump

,

Forrest Gump

- 6

(FF: 2)
35.

Fox Mulder and Dana Scully

,

The X-Files

- 7
36.

Frasier

,

Frasier

- 2
37.

Gob Bluth

,

Arrested Development

38.

Gollum

,

The Lord of the Rings

- 2
41.

Hannibal Lecter

,

The Silence of the Lambs and its sequels

- 3
45.

Jack Bauer

,

24

- 2
47.

Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski

,

The Big Lebowski

- 1
48.

Jen Yu

,

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

- 2
49.

Jerry Maguire

,

Jerry Maguire

- 2
50.

Jimmy Corrigan

,

Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth

- 6
51.

John Locke

,

Lost

- 5
52.

Juno

,

Juno

- 2
53.

Kara “Starbuck” Thrace

,

Battlestar Galactica

- 1
54.

Karen Walker and Jack McFarland

,

Will & Grace

- 1
55.

Kavalier and Clay

,

The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay

- 1
56.

Keyser Söze

,

The Usual Suspects

- 5
59.

Lisbeth Salander

,

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and its sequels

- 1
62.

Marge Gunderson

,

Fargo

- 1
63.

Mary Jones

,

Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Saphhire

- 1
64.

Mary Katherine Gallagher

,

Saturday Night Live

- 1
66.

Maximus

,

Gladiator

*

- 1
68.

Miranda Priestly

,

The Devil Wears Prada

- 4
69.

Morpheus

,

The Matrix series

71.

Nathan Drake

,

the Uncharted series

73.

Omar Little

,

The Wire

74.

Patty Hewes

,

Damages

- 2
78.

Ron Burgundy

,

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

79.

Roseanne Conner

,

Roseanne

- 3
80.

Sarah Connor

,

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

85.

Sydney Bristow

,

Alias

- 1
86.

The Joker

,

The Dark Knight

*

- 2
89.

Tony Stark

,

the Iron Man series

- 5
90.

Tracy Flick

,

Election

- 1
91.

Tracy Jordan

,

30 Rock

- 1
92.

Truman

,

The Truman Show

- 1
93.

Tyler Durden

,

Fight Club

- 1
94.

Vic Mackey

,

The Shield

- 3
95.

Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield

,

Pulp Fiction

*

- 2
96.

Violet Weston

,

August: Osage County

97.

Vivian Ward

,

Pretty Woman

98.

Wikus van de Merwe

,

District 9

- 1

^

-

Ten Spot Used

*

-

Freeze Frame Used

+

-

Breakdown Used

~

-

Degree of Sudden Death Survived

†

-

Sought Revenge

✓

-

Seek Revenge Available

✘

-

Seek Revenge Used

Player	Credits	SR's	Last Vote
ActionDan	2	14/29	27
animorpherv1	10	✓ /8	51
BS2000	2	14/29	61
Cheery Dog	46	✓ /7	53
Chevre	36	✓ /11	16
diginova	26	2/17	68
DiplomatDC	28	✓ /11	16
Drench	36	✓ /7	90
Feirei	11	✓ /13	34
GuyInFreezer	6	3/18	51
JDGA	5	12/27	51
Kcdaspot	5	12/27	35
kdowns	2	14/29	10
KingdomAces	2	14/29	82
Lady Lambdadelta	38	✓ /11	16
Matias	28	✓ /7	52
Mist7676	5	12/27	33
N	46	✓ /7	86
Quilford	6	12/27	40
Ravel	48	✓ /6	41
RedPanda	44	✓ /8	49
Snakes	26	2/17	50
SoraAdvent	24	✓ /11	68
Xalxe	36 - 4 = 32	✘ /8	16
xtopherusD	32	✓ /13	13
yabbaguy	2	14/29	12
Total Credits:	548

Please include the list number of your vote AND the name of the character you are voting in your post.

Spoiler: The Lucky Losers

56^th - 60^th - Congratulations! You're mediocre!

59^th:

Cher,

Clueless

60^th:

Bernie Mac,

The Bernie Mac Show

61^st - 65^th - Finally, some small amounts of quality.

61^st:

Cal Stephanides,

Middlesex

62^nd:

Dexter Morgan,

Dexter

63^rd:

Lara Croft,

the Tomb Raider franchise

64^th:

Shrek,

the Shrek series

65^th:

Clayton Bigsby,

Chappelle’s Show

66^th - 70^th - It takes a long pull to get there, but you're getting there...

66^th:

Red,

The Shawshank Redemption

67^th:

Harry Potter,

the Harry Potter series

†

68^th:

Elphaba,

Wicked

69^th:

Rachel Green,

Friends

70^th:

Cosmo Kramer,

Seinfeld

71^st - 75^th - The best of the worst?

71^st:

Lorelai and Rory Gilmore,

Gilmore Girls

72^nd:

Kratos,

God of War

73^rd:

Tony Soprano,

The Sopranos

74^th:

Jack Sparrow,

the Pirates of the Caribbean series

75^th:

Buffy,

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

76^th - 80^th - It could be worse. But not by much.

76^th:

Elmo,

Sesame Street

77^th:

Niko Bellic,

Grand Theft Auto IV

78^th:

Pearl the Landlord,

FunnyorDie.com

79^th:

Austin Powers,

the Austin Powers series

80^th:

Hancock,

Hancock

81^st - 85^th - Do you even know what narrative arcs are?

81^nd:

Master Chief,

the Halo series

82^nd:

Woody,

the Toy Story series

83^rd:

Wilhelmina,

Ugly Betty

84^th:

Harold and Kumar,

the Harold & Kumar series

85^th:

Allie and Noah,

The Notebook

86^th - 90^th - Flatter than a pancake.

86^th:

Thelma and Louise,

Thelma & Louise

87^th:

Eric Cartman,

South Park

88^th:

Barney Stinson,

How I Met Your Mother

89^th:

Homer Simpson,

The Simpsons

90^th:

Carrie Bradshaw,

Sex and the City

91^st - 95^th - Garbage's garbage, recycled.

91^st:

Borat,

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

92^nd:

Beavis and Butt-Head,

Beavis and Butt-Head

93^rd:

Mimi Marquez,

Rent

94^th:

Madea,

several Tyler Perry films and plays

95^th:

Stewie Griffin,

Family Guy

100^th - 96^th - The Worst of the Worst?

96^th:

Napoleon Dynamite,

Napoleon Dynamite

97^th:

Gorillaz,

the animated rock band

98^th:

SpongeBob SquarePants,

SpongeBob SquarePants

99^th:

Sue Sylvester,

Glee

100^th:

Edward Cullen,

the Twilight saga

Special Notices:

16. Cher has been eliminated in 59th.
34. Forrest Gump has been

Frozen

for two turns.
My favourite loophole has once again reared its head, invalidating SoraAdvent's Seek Revenge as Shrek had, by his post, moved out of the last five eliminated characters.

[Drench]

VOTE: 35. Mulder and Scully

[Cheery Dog]

ok now I VOTE: 69. Morpheus