Open 473: Jungle Republic GAME OVER

[Majiffy]

Because a) I'm not scum and b) you haven't taken into account that your Tajun townread might be wrong.

I have a limit of "wrong" I can afford each game, and I've already used it up with Whiskers and Thor.

[Human Destroyer]

BTW this is exactly how this day is going to go:

1) I make case on Tajun-wolf
2) ProHawk and Majiffy call for my lynch
3) Tajun jumps on for obvious reasons
4) 4nx and Rob are like "Hey no stfu Player X/Majiffy are wolf!", respectively.
5) One of them reluctantly hammers
6) I flip town

If this happens, Tajun dies tomorrow

K? k.

P-Edit: Why say it in the first place? It makes no sense and comes out of nowhere. Also werewolves are a higher priority lynch than mafia in most cases, so it's a subtle attempt to not get Aldus lynched too.

P-Edit: No you don't, trust me.

[Majiffy]

HD you've seen me when I use up my wrong and have to resort to speedlynching all the scum at LYLO.

[Human Destroyer]

Well you have more wrong this game. You get more wrong as the playercount scales upward.

Lynch Tajun, you won't regret it.

[Human Destroyer]

Also the second lynch was totally me, you didn't have a vote

[Rob14]

You guys are idiots for thinking HD is the wolf. Majiffy is the wolf. I'm >90% sure on this. Everything he's done recently has been bad. Look at his vote on HD. I mean, come on. He prefers my lynch when that has the most support. He prefers HD's lynch when that has the most support. He doesn't give a fuck who's lynched. He just cares that someone not-him dies. He's the wolf. Lynch with fire.

[Rob14]

4) 4nx and Rob are like "Hey no stfu Player X/Majiffy are wolf!", respectively.

lol. Didn't read your post before I posted. I'm not even mad.

[ProHawk]

I'm also fine with lynching Majiffy. Its him or HD.

HD, you should do a Majiffy-Aldus interaction table for kicks and giggles.

[ProHawk]

BUT, I am also thinkin the last living wolf isn't going to quick hammer to end the day early. Dumb move.

[Human Destroyer]

Maybe tomorrow after school

I'm phoneposting and that's really shitty for cases

I still think people should take a closer look at Tajun though.

[4nxi3ty]

HD looks hella town after that tajun post (eventhough he

could be

probly is wrong)
^the amount of effort + looking for next probable wolf after being wrong = town reactions

hmm PH and Majiffy, trigger happy votes?

Tajun. Majiffy. PH. Hypothetical question -- If you were wolf and had to kill someone tonight... who would it be and why?

[ProHawk]

Rob. He is a confirmed anti.

[Majiffy]

Well you have more wrong this game. You get more wrong as the playercount scales upward.

This is actually incredibly true. Which is why I detest Larges.

Also the second lynch was totally me, you didn't have a vote

Pfft, I did all the hard work.

You guys are idiots for thinking HD is the wolf. Majiffy is the wolf. I'm >90% sure on this. Everything he's done recently has been bad. Look at his vote on HD. I mean, come on. He prefers my lynch when that has the most support. He prefers HD's lynch when that has the most support. He doesn't give a fuck who's lynched. He just cares that someone not-him dies. He's the wolf. Lynch with fire.

This would be great if it weren't for the fact that you two were both POE'd scum a long time ago. So to properly phrase your accusation,

No, I don't give a fuck which of my scum reads gets lynched.

Problem?

Tajun. Majiffy. PH. Hypothetical question -- If you were wolf and had to kill someone tonight... who would it be and why?

You. No one is scum reading you, so why keep you around?

[Majiffy]

Oh didn't read the "tonight" for some reason, was thinking last night.

Yeah, Rob.

[4nxi3ty]

Rob. He is a confirmed anti.

Oh didn't read the "tonight" for some reason, was thinking last night.

Yeah, Rob.

cookie-cutter answers?

[4nxi3ty]

debating a Rob lynch cause I don't want to risk a mislynch

[ProHawk]

Majiffy just knows I have better answers...

[Majiffy]

It's the only logical choice for a wolf kill, Anx.

p-edit: Yeah, that's it. You've caught me.

[Tajun]

HD looks hella town after that tajun post (eventhough he

could be

probly is wrong)
^the amount of effort + looking for next probable wolf after being wrong = town reactions

hmm PH and Majiffy, trigger happy votes?

Tajun. Majiffy. PH. Hypothetical question -- If you were wolf and had to kill someone tonight... who would it be and why?

Or he has turned it up, to try to avoid being lynched. His case is pretty weak, screams of finding another target to me. I'm down for this lynch

VOTE: HD
(as he predicted). As for who I would kill, it depends who we lynch. If we hit town, then I would take out Rob. We hit maf... actually, I'd still take out Rob. Changed my mind, Rob would be a dead man regardless.

@4nx: It actually makes more sense to target someone other than Rob regardless. If we hit a townie, we've eliminated a future mislynch, and the wolf still has to kill Rob. We hit maf, they're finished, and we only need one more ftw. We hit a wolf, we lynch Rob tomorrow. Compare and contrast with lynching Rob, in which case the wolf gets to kill whomever they want, probably one of you, myself and Majiffy. I am pretty sure this gives us our best shot, unless Rob is a ridiculously bizarre wolf.

[Human Destroyer]

And that OMGUS with no refutation to my decent case whatsoever

NIX THE PLAN, VOTE TAJUN, PLEASE THANKS

(You guys totally went out of order btw)

[Human Destroyer]

By the way, just to give you an idea of how derp the case on me is, it's that I lurked D1 and 2 and actually started playing D3.

Yeah how about actually talking about some associative tells. Oh right, there are none.

So how about you voters of me get your heads out of your asses and lynch Tajun? Oh right, too busy having blinders on? Take them fucking off. Thanks.

[Tajun]

I didn't really see the need, since no one was listening anyway, but if you really want:

So, the HD case starts off with, Taj never voted with Aldus, which scum never ever do. He forgets to note that aldus only EVER voted for Prohawk, who I had a stated town read on. Then he claims that I kept calling the Aldus wagon meh, then voted for it late without explanation. Which is essentially true, as the only other serious option was Prohawk. Who, as it turns out, I had a town read on (go figure!). So, the case is essentially, "taj had a townread on hawk and acted in a completely sensible fashion under that assumption, and is too grotesquely incompetent to make his bussing anything less than transparent by giving better reasons for his vote."

Am I missing anything?

[ProHawk]

By the way, just to give you an idea of how derp the case on me is, it's that I lurked D1 and 2 and actually started playing D3.

Yeah how about actually talking about some associative tells. Oh right, there are none.

So how about you voters of me get your heads out of your asses and lynch Tajun? Oh right, too busy having blinders on? Take them fucking off. Thanks.

Way to conveniently ignore the fact that you pushed me as a counter-lynch to a wolf-wagon you had been voting for the MAJORITY of Day 1. How is that for associative?

[Tajun]

And are you seriously calling my reaction OMGUS? I've wanted you dead since page 5. Last

page

I said you were the scummiest person in town. 4nx, you can't seriously think this guy believes his case.

[Rob14]

FTR, all the kills show that the WW is experienced, NOT a noob like HD. Guess who is pretty experienced in this game?

*cough* Majiffy *cough*