11th - 15th - True stars.
11th:
“Stephen Colbert”,
The Colbert Report
12tg:
Catherine Trammell,
Basic Instinct
13th:
Gollum,
The Lord of the Rings
14th:
Sarah Connor,
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
15th:
Mary Katherine Gallagher,
Saturday Night Live
16th - 20th - Above the cut in a terrific way.
16th:
Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield,
Pulp Fiction
17th:
Det. Alonzo Harris,
Training Day
18th:
Tyler Durden,
Fight Club
19th:
Tracy Flick,
Election
20th:
Maximus,
Gladiator
21st - 25th - And now, we move to the truly great.
21st:
Kavalier and Clay,
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay
22nd:
Jen Yu,
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
23rd:
Frasier,
Frasier
24th:
Mary Jones,
Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
25th:
Bridget Jones,
the Bridget Jones series
26th - 30th - Okay! You're really something! Cool!
26th:
Ron Burgundy,
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
27th:
Marge Gunderson,
Fargo
28th:
Violet Weston,
August: Osage County
29th:
Felicity Porter,
Felicity
30th:
Annie Wilkes,
Misery
31st - 35th - Who's decent! You're decent! Yes, you are!
31st:
Effie White,
Dreamgirls
32nd:
Jerry Maguire,
Jerry Maguire
33rd:
Wikus van de Merwe,
District 9
34th:
Morpheus,
The Matrix series
35th:
Karen Walker and Jack McFarland,
Will & Grace
36th - 40th - It's almost like you're quality! Almost!
36th:
Lisbeth Salander,
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and its sequels
37th:
Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski,
The Big Lebowski
38th:
Don Draper,
Mad Men
39th:
Truman,
The Truman Show
40th:
Amanda Woodward,
Melrose Place
41st - 45th - Two gold stars! Or one and a half! Something like that!
41st:
Patty Hewes,
Damages
42nd:
Corky St. Clair,
Waiting for Guffman
43rd:
Hannibal Lecter,
The Silence of the Lambs and its sequels
44th:
Juno,
Juno
45th:
Ally McBeal,
Ally McBeal
46th - 50th - Above average! Gold star for you!
46th:
Vic Mackey,
The Shield
47th:
Tony Stark
the Iron Man series
48th:
Roseanne Conner,
Roseanne
49th:
Dr. Gregory House,
House, M.D.
50th:
Vivian Ward,
Pretty Woman
51st - 55th - So, you think you're okay? ...yeah, alright.
51st:
Edward Scissorhands,
Edward Scissorhands
52nd:
Keyser Söze,
The Usual Suspects
53rd:
Miranda Priestly,
The Devil Wears Prada
54th:
Forrest Gump,
Forrest Gump
55th:
Gob Bluth,
Arrested Development
56th - 60th - Congratulations! You're mediocre!
56th:
Nathan Drake,
the Uncharted series
57th:
Jimmy Corrigan,
Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth
58th:
Fox Mulder and Dana Scully,
The X-Files
59th:
Cher,
Clueless
60th:
Bernie Mac,
The Bernie Mac Show
61st - 65th - Finally, some small amounts of quality.
61st:
Cal Stephanides,
Middlesex
62nd:
Dexter Morgan,
Dexter
63rd:
Lara Croft,
the Tomb Raider franchise
64th:
Shrek,
the Shrek series
65th:
Clayton Bigsby,
Chappelle’s Show
66th - 70th - It takes a long pull to get there, but you're getting there...
66th:
Red,
The Shawshank Redemption
67th:
Harry Potter,
the Harry Potter series
68th:
Elphaba,
Wicked
69th:
Rachel Green,
Friends
70th:
Cosmo Kramer,
Seinfeld
71st - 75th - The best of the worst?
71st:
Lorelai and Rory Gilmore,
Gilmore Girls
72nd:
Kratos,
God of War
73rd:
Tony Soprano,
The Sopranos
74th:
Jack Sparrow,
the Pirates of the Caribbean series
75th:
Buffy,
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
76th - 80th - It could be worse. But not by much.
76th:
Elmo,
Sesame Street
77th:
Niko Bellic,
Grand Theft Auto IV
78th:
Pearl the Landlord,
FunnyorDie.com
79th:
Austin Powers,
the Austin Powers series
80th:
Hancock,
Hancock
81st - 85th - Do you even know what narrative arcs are?
81nd:
Master Chief,
the Halo series
82nd:
Woody,
the Toy Story series
83rd:
Wilhelmina,
Ugly Betty
84th:
Harold and Kumar,
the Harold & Kumar series
85th:
Allie and Noah,
The Notebook
86th - 90th - Flatter than a pancake.
86th:
Thelma and Louise,
Thelma & Louise
87th:
Eric Cartman,
South Park
88th:
Barney Stinson,
How I Met Your Mother
89th:
Homer Simpson,
The Simpsons
90th:
Carrie Bradshaw,
Sex and the City
91st - 95th - Garbage's garbage, recycled.
91st:
Borat,
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
92nd:
Beavis and Butt-Head,
Beavis and Butt-Head
93rd:
Mimi Marquez,
Rent
94th:
Madea,
several Tyler Perry films and plays
95th:
Stewie Griffin,
Family Guy
100th - 96th - The Worst of the Worst?
96th:
Napoleon Dynamite,
Napoleon Dynamite
97th:
Gorillaz,
the animated rock band
98th:
SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants
99th:
Sue Sylvester,
Glee
100th:
Edward Cullen,
the Twilight saga