Drunkblogging Films (TAKING REQUESTS)

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MIDGETS. DOGPILING. ON. DENNIS. RODMAN.

OH MY GOD

IT'S SO MUCH CUTER THAN PUPPIES

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so Rodman is just passing up every opportunity to be a team player in order to score his own points.

I'd say that's a dick move, but to be completely fair, his entire team is literally composed of midgets

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MIDGETS. DOGPILING. ON. DENNIS. RODMAN.

OH MY GOD

IT'S SO MUCH CUTER THAN PUPPIES

I did not know people could actually be that adorable

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so they're trying to make a point about how he should be more of a team player

but they're literally midgets

LITERALLY

MIDGETS

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ok so, this game they're actually getting by as a team. but to be fair the other team is getting fooled on pump fakes.

if a midget can get you to jump out of the way on a pump fake then you didn't deserve to win in the first place

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dennis rodman just literally threw a midget into the basket holding the ball

I mean it was a horrible editing technique, but still

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT CGI MIDGET THROW

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is dennis rodman upset because his midget teammates got to score points? dude that's fucking impressive.

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bro, throwing that girl at dennis

that's quite an assist

I mean we know it'll lead to a score

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they're having an adorable little romance

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she is pretty hot but i feel like dennis can get chicks that aren't creepy cow fetishists

like his prospects with other women is pretty bullish

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this shot of them on the bridge

oh my god

those are like fucking PROM PICTURES

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wait

is he driving her car? or did he get a cow-themed hummer with the license plate "moooooo" out of spite?

either way

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this local basketball tournament is a big fucking deal

not too clear on why, other than because it's in the script

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so strong midget montage ends in water being dumped all over the strongest midget

who drives away in the bitches cow jeep?

she does have a pretty good 'the fuck is actually happening here' pose though

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dude, that is a carnival ball. that's not even a woman's size.

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so that is her car?

so that scene basically was

why are you driving my car?
isn't that THE NORMAL THING TO DO

then he drives away in her moomobile

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THEY HAVE TINY LITTLE CHEERLEADERS OH MY GOD

THEIR ENTHUSIASM IS PROPORTIONAL TO THEIR SIZE

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so is dennis rodman gonna get fouled in a minute here and the minis have to hold on without him? because that seems like what its leading up to

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hey, vipers, the reason you're losing is because you're not moving at all

get a hand up fellas

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nope, just the most disrespectful block in venice beach history

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gamma nailed it

also, dennis rodman is like 6'7'', so that guy on the vipers is even taller

this is not at all fair

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ooh, it'll be the kid

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bam look at that rodman injury

these predictable plots man

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he's back from clown college to save the day!