Micro 217: MORPH THE CAT GOES PLATINUM

[Baezu]

I got the welcome to your life achievement! Woohoo!

VOTE: nachomamma8

for an achievement, duh

[Baezu]

Such an awesome list dudes.

VOTE: Amrun

cause that dude is scum

[Baezu]

Vote count

(1) baezu - amrun
(2) amrun- baezu, jasonwazza

[Baezu]

Hey let's all change our avatar to mario bros characters!

[Baezu]

Pretty sure that isn't what it means >.>

Yeah, pretty sure, too.

(And it's impossible NOT to get "Welcome to your life" anyways, so <_<)

P-EDIT: ...No, I don't feel like that's it, either.

Ya but he says you should brag about it!

[Baezu]

Nah

What would you be willing to change your avatar to? You can change back shortly after...

[Baezu]

Vote Count:

(3) Amrun - JasonWazza, Baezu, VoidedMafia
(1) Baezu - Amrun

Not Voting: Thezmon221, Sakura Hana, Who, Morph the cat, DoctorPepper

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[Baezu]

[Baezu]

hi guys.

Let's all hold hands and pray for the random.org gods to give ffery scum!

You didn't have to go so far as to sacrifice a kitten to them.

Post something useful guys. page 1 is nearly used up and I have not one read.

We're trying to get achievements. Why are you not playing along?

@jason if you want to start an avatar fad I'd follow

[Baezu]

Vote Count:

(3) Amrun - JasonWazza, Baezu, VoidedMafia
(1) Baezu - Amrun
(1) JasonWazza - Who
Not Voting: Thezmon221, Sakura Hana, Morph the cat, DoctorPepper

[Baezu]

That's 2 VCs for me. Also get on the avatar wagon everyone! Then nacho will have a hard time telling whose post is whose!

[Baezu]

Vote: Who

Who.

Shut.

Up.

Thank you.

Nacho: What's the deal with the battery power there at the bottom?

If I

participate in this fad, it'd only be till the achievement is unlocked, anyways. <_<

P-EDIT: 1 sec, Who fucked with the thread and I have to go back now -_-.

Me too!

[Baezu]

Vote Count:

(2) Amrun - JasonWazza, Baezu
(1) Baezu - Amrun
(2) JasonWazza - Who, Amrun
(1) Who - VoidedMafia
(1) VoidedMafia - DoctorPepper
Not Voting: Thezmon221, Sakura Hana, Morph the cat

[Baezu]

IDO believe in fairies, I DO, I DO

[Baezu]

I DO believe in fairies, I DO, I DO

[Baezu]

Me too!

How many people have that avatar, anyways? Just you and Baez?

Yes. He started it I followed. Join us!

[Baezu]

Page top?

[Baezu]

Page top?

[Baezu]

VOTE: baezu

[Baezu]

Vote count

(3) Amrun - JasonWazza, Baezu, thezmon221
(2) JasonWazza - Who, JasonWazza
(2) VoidedMafia - DoctorPepper, Amrun
(1) Who - Sakura Hana

Not Voting: Morph the cat

[Baezu]

VOTE: amrun

[Baezu]

Vote count

(3) Amrun - JasonWazza, Baezu, thezmon221
(2) JasonWazza - Who, JasonWazza
(2) VoidedMafia - DoctorPepper, Amrun
(1) Who - Sakura Hana

Not Voting: Morph the cat

[Baezu]

Sorry had to revote you for correct vc.
UNVOTE: amrun

[Baezu]

Thought maybe self voting was an achievement

don't know the reference sorry

[Baezu]

I got two dogs? That's what I got when I googled it.

BBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! Incorrect.

Small hint: It's from a game.

Sorry had to revote you for correct vc.
UNVOTE: amrun

revote me?

Revote amrun

[Baezu]

Page top?

[Baezu]

I love titties!

[Baezu]

I really want a page top

[Baezu]

There was a lot of posting a minute ago I was being optimistic

[Baezu]

Well nacho wanted participation. He certainly got it!

[Baezu]

Woohoo!

[Baezu]

Thanks guys!

[Baezu]

Will you tell us what that reference was from?

[Baezu]

Amrun is awesome! I love being in games with him!!!

[Baezu]

HI. Cabd head here. Just bought a PS3 and Tales of Xillia, and like holy shit is this game good. I'll be more annoying on monday, so prepare your bodies, they need to be ready.

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

THAT GAME IS MORE IMPROTANT?!

SCUM SCUM SCUM

GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A HOLOCAUST OVEN!!!!

FUCK EVERYTHING!!!

[Baezu]

Hey, now's my chance to claim a page top!!!

[Baezu]

Reads:

town: Jason, VM, Amrun, Who, me, drP

scum - morph, Sakura, thezmon

[Baezu]

btw,

this game rocks! Thank you to Nacho for dealing with the bookkeeping hell so that we can have such a great time in this game!

[Baezu]

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

THAT GAME IS MORE IMPROTANT?!

SCUM SCUM SCUM

GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A HOLOCAUST OVEN!!!!

FUCK EVERYTHING!!!

...what?

That was my best go at Kuribo rage...

[Baezu]

THREE CHEERS FOR NACHO

[Baezu]

HIP

[Baezu]

HIP

[Baezu]

HOORAY!!!!

[Baezu]

yay

[Baezu]

twas bad.

I know. Only Kuribo can really do those things justice. The rest of us sound like fuckin' c*nts!

[Baezu]

[Baezu]

Also, Who, I don't think anyone else is following in this trend. I'ma go back to my old avatar for now but will rejoin the fad later if others jump on.

[Baezu]

Oh my God, stop using chainsaw so badly.

Sakura, what's your read on voided?

Baezu, that was adorable and I need to remember to show Kuribo this post game.

<3 Love you Amrun!

[Baezu]

@Mod

In the ban announcement it said
Baezu is banned from playing in new mafia games for one month for ongoing games discussion. He or she may not join any game as a replacement or a player to start the game until September 18th.

This is a new game ban, so no replacements are required.

Or do you know something I don't?

Fuck me!!! I'm so sad, too. It'll never happen again!!!

[Baezu]

OKAY I AM CAUGHT UP AND HOLF FUCKING FUCKBALLS CAN WE PLEASE JUST POLICY THIS BAEZU CHICK NOW?

Okay like... Look. I don't care what your fucking excuse is. Kuribo impresonation or not, that's very not okay. SIX FUCKING MILLION people die, and you feel it appropriate to make light of it? Like, this is one of those jokes that is inexcusable.

VOTE: Baezu

For fuck's sake. These people were BURNED FUCKING ALIVE IN OVENS AND YOU THINK ITS OKAY TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT. NO. FUCK THAT. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD. KARMA IS A BIGGER BITCH THAN FFERY, AND I HOPE SHE GIVES YOU A NICE BIG HEAPING PLATE OF PAIN AND SUFFERING.

I apologize. I didn't mean to offend. Please don't take it as serious AT ALL. I'm jewish and I had family die in the holocaust. I'm just surprised that Kuribo can get away with statements like that and not be banned and I can't joke about his inappropriateness without getting chewed out.

I was just trying to have fun and unlock achievements...

My spirit and will has been defeated...

[Baezu]

Yeah good i hope you suffer for that. Kuribo does get in toruble for shit like that, and you ought to as well. Posting this from my main because i think wrong account might be an achievement, and also saying that i am THIS close to replacing out in silent rage. You really shouldn't have made that joke in the first place, like... ever.

Very notcool.

Just so you know i went through the banned list and cross checked it with the timing of the holocaust comment kuribo made and he did NOT get banned for it. Should have, but didn't. Also, it's not a very nice thing to say in seriousness that I should suffer. I DO suffer! Every motherfucking day. You have no idea what suffering is. It's people like you who make life hell for people like me. In fact, I am going to replace out of the game that I was dying to be a part of because of the comment you just made.

[Baezu]

You actually made me cry.

Did my joke comment make either you or ffery cry?

I'm contemplating living right now...

[Baezu]

I have the Welcome to your life/There's no turning back achievement!

Doh, you don't get the achievements thezmon had...

So lay the case out for Sakura for me again?

[Baezu]

I'd like purple with Baezu on it, since you're asking plskthx!

[Baezu]

Thanks ffery!

[Baezu]

I love it!

[Baezu]

It's so pretty!

[Baezu]

^^page top 2 I believe!

[Baezu]

It worked fine for everyone else

Who, is your win condition to get everyone to say they believe in fairies or something?

[Baezu]

Btw, did anybody else miss this?

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~Vote Count 1.3:

Sing Along!.

(2) Amrun - JasonWazza, Baezu
(1) JasonWazza - Who
(1) Who - VoidedMafia
(2) VoidedMafia - DoctorPepper, Amrun

Not Voting:

thezmon221, Sakura Hana, Morph the cat, DoctorPepper,

-It is now Day 1!

--With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.

--Remember: You don't get achievements for incorrect votecounts!

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When translated, it says, "You brought this upon yourself, Nacho.".

Thanks bulb! Man, that Nacho is a clever guy. I wouldn't put the numbers thing past him ,either. It probably is intentional

[Baezu]

Anybody else think we should have all of these achievement hunter avatars collected somewhere after the game?

I agree. I like them too.

[Baezu]

Nice reads list too bulb. I have not yet formed reads on anyone in particular. The only person who stand out as scummy to me is Sakura for her insistence and pickiness of spamming and game rules. Not enough for a vote though. I'm sure others will come in time.

[Baezu]

I'll have to take drps word for Sakura being different. Also who is being cryptic about his fairy thing which is scummy. For now I'll go with drp and

VOTE: Sakura Hana

[Baezu]

I meant bulb in post above not drp.

[Baezu]

Sorry

[Baezu]

About

[Baezu]

Spam

[Baezu]

But I wanted my 3rd page top!!!

[Baezu]

Ftr, i don't believe Sakura's claim. It's easy to fake claim bg cuz no one can prove unless scum actually tries to nk the bg's target which is probabilistically unlikely. Also bg can't really provide anything useful as far as info to town. She can always say she bged a person who didn't die. Basically bg is the easiest claim to fake and I suspect that what she's doing.

[Baezu]

Also, at least from looking at my own pm I think roles in this game do not fall into the normal categories that we're used to

[Baezu]

The equivalent to my role is bodyguard, I don't think you would've understood if I had claimed Mother's Love.

Ty for the clarification. Now it makes more sense.

[Baezu]

UNVOTE: Sakura Hana

[Baezu]

I'm not sure DP is the best candidate for scum. I think that Who and Morph are more likely. If anybody thinks I'm wrong, please outline the DP-scum case to me.

[Baezu]

I'm not sure why bulb claimed his role. It would make a lot of sense if he were scum. He'd get protected every night, bg would not be protecting actual town and he doesn't have to do any actual scum hunting all day. Given that I also feel bulb was pretty townie d1 so I'm inclined to believe him. Just putting it out there as a possibility.

[Baezu]

Did I post yet today?

[Baezu]

I DO believe in fairies, I DO I DO

[Baezu]

Actually I'm town too but according to who if you lynch me and win then we get an achievement and I'd be down for that too.

[Baezu]

Here's my point. They both seem to be doing the same things, but I don't think both of them are scum. One is genuine. The other is not. So if you had to put your money on who was scum and who was town, which one would you pick and why?

If one of us was scum then it's definitely who cuz I'm town.

However amrun seems scummy too. I'll sheep bulb

VOTE: amrun

[Baezu]

Here's my point. They both seem to be doing the same things, but I don't think both of them are scum. One is genuine. The other is not. So if you had to put your money on who was scum and who was town, which one would you pick and why?

If one of us was scum then it's definitely who cuz I'm town.

However amrun seems scummy too. I'll sheep bulb

VOTE: amrun

Why does Amrun seem scummy? Why are you blindly sheeping me?

I think the way she's been acting this game is not like her usual town self so for me the lynch pool is between who and amrun. Since there seems to be more support for an amrun lynch I'm voting her.

[Baezu]

Have we played before? Your play in this game hasn't raised any flags to me. It's been consistent and at worst you are null but I'm leaning town on you

[Baezu]

Well, hopefully you got an achievement for that!

Wish I'd had the hammer

[Baezu]

Also, nacho, playing with you as the mod is actually like getting to troll a religious conservative over and over again when they can't fight back.

[Baezu]

I DO believe in fairies, I DO I DO

[Baezu]

VOTE: baezu

[Baezu]

UNVOTE: baezu

[Baezu]

It seems I'm just vanilla townie

As far as I can tell I have no game affecting powers although my pm was so cryptic I had to verify it with nacho!

I'm definitely town though.

[Baezu]

Are we on mylo?

Ok. Who's the scum

No wait- who was lynched ;p

voided are you scum?

[Baezu]

VOTE: nachomamma8

[Baezu]

Vote voided

[Baezu]

GAME MECHANIC, HIDDEN POORLY

[Baezu]

I don't have any reads on anyone

[Baezu]

I can't post right now because my left boob us no longer attached to my body and I have to go to the hospital to have it reattached

[Baezu]

Trying to get more achievements

[Baezu]

Anyone want to venture a guess on what some of the secret ones are? We can try to get them together.

[Baezu]

I think the one's you are trying to get were specific to Morph.

Oh ok.

I'm not at a computer right now so it's hard to draw up cases on anyone. I'll scum hunt once I'm home.

[Baezu]

Morph do you think bulb is maf?

[Baezu]

Starting to feel nervous scumzu?

I'm only worried that I won't be able to convince enough people that you're scum

[Baezu]

I think scumteam is bulb/GM based on interaction on the last 2 pages

[Baezu]

Don't shoot me ffery town will lose if you shoot me. Please don't let bulb cloud your judgement just cuz he's being more active than the rest of the people

[Baezu]

If void is mafia then the other mafia has to be one of you three by PoE. I'm not actually sure that void is the other maf though. The fact that bulb is tunneling on me so much combined with the fact that gm is agreeing with him feels like they KNOW I'm town and the only way that would be possible is if they were both scum. The confidence in gm's post about them being conftown doesn't sit well with me.

[Baezu]

I know I'm not scum. Not sure what I need to do to convince the other town players of this. I have to try though because I have to play to my win condition. If gm is not scum then my best guess for scum team would be voided/bulb.

[Baezu]

If I die town loses. Plain and simple. If you guys are willing to risk that then by all means lynch away.

[Baezu]

Claim scum

[Baezu]

Please claim

the reason I don't know for sure what you are is cuz I'm town.

Who do you think is the scum team?

[Baezu]

It seems to me that both morph and voided have these abilities that get triggered whereas nobody else had those. I think they are the mafs and they corroborated to back up each other's odd pms

[Baezu]

I actually don't care whether we lynch scum or vig scum today. Just as long as we don't do both. I want to use my final ability.

I keep coming back to this post because I have trouble finding town motivation in it.

I want to use my final ability, which will give me 2 achievements and cement who the final scum is. We have this game in the bag anyway. It shouldn't matter if we wait an extra day to nab the last scum, especially not in this game.

Explain to me how we have the game in a bag. We are at mylo. One mislynch and scum win

[Baezu]

I really think this is scumffery because she has seen me play and KNOWS this is my town meta and yet is still pushing for my lynch

[Baezu]

Explain to me how we have the game in a bag. We are at mylo. One mislynch and scum win

Yes, but you're definitely not town. We lynch you, use my final ability during the night, and then eliminate the final scum the next day via vig shot or lynch.

This is where you're dead wrong

[Baezu]

If you want to use your final ability consider using it on whomever you think my scum partner may be cuz if you shoot me the game is over

[Baezu]

This isn't AtE. I'm dead serious

[Baezu]

If you check my wiki you'll see that I'm always seen as scum when I'm town according to my completed games. Also according to my completed games I come across as solid town when I'm scum. Don't know why that's just the way it is.

Also I'm not appealing to anything I'm telling you the honest truth. I will swear on my children's lives that I'm not lying and I am indeed town.

I would really appreciate it if you could do me a favor and wrap your mind around that fact and help me find the actual scum before town loses this game. Thanks.

[Baezu]

[Baezu]

Btw


voided mafia is a town read for me

[Baezu]

I want to see what GM thinks about this.

I think this is all a strange amount of speculation and I don't have an opinion on whether you should use your vigshot today or tomorrow (if you live) beyond the fact that I think it should be obvious who is Scum.

When town loses; please don't blame me. I did my best to convince everyone I was town and I apparently failed miserably but ultimately it is you who will be voting for my death not me.

sorry I let you down town not sure what I could have done differently....

[Baezu]

Btw


voided mafia is a town read for me

...What the hell is with your readchanges?

Vote: Baezu

I was trying to help you with your win con

on the bright side I now know ffery's scum play!

[Baezu]

Gg morph and bulb.

You made it so obvious to me that you two were the scum. Too bad I'm such a shitty player that I couldn't convince anyone else about it...

[Baezu]

Good game nacho!

[Baezu]

@ mod can we still achieve our personal achievements even if we were endgamed?