Death's Diner -Game Over-

4nxi3ty · Post Post #0 (isolation #0) » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:12 am

Death's

Diner

Death watched as they slowly filed into the front area. To them Death appeared as a large, jovial man with beady bespectacled eyes situated on a round face. Some of them, who seemed more skin and bone than the rest, eyed Death in a most unsavory way.

Leading the early morning crowd in smaller groups, Charon had them all seated before Death could blink, which isn't saying much considering the need to blink almost never arose. Charon collected all the orders while Death waited impatiently to hear the undead curiosity.

"We have: one brain omelette with hollandaise; six sunnies with a side of brains; buttermilk pancakes with brain syrup, one short stack, one tall," said Charon. "Oh and the last wants a cinnamon roll."

"I'll tell you right now, I am not going to kill anybody to get those ingredients. They will have to order--"

"--already anticipated," said Charon, before Death could get anymore worked up. "I bought some monkey brains from a local market yesterday."

"You knew about the zombies living here and didn't tell me?"

"I thought you would be upset."

Death's head wobbled in disbelief. "No brains with the cinnamon roll?"

"Nope. Vegetarian."

Death shrugged and relayed the orders to the kitchen. Yet the kitchen didn't respond. "...Charon, go see what's keeping them."

Alive 4/19

Baezu

***

Titus

oriole

Kalimar

elvis_knits

zMuffinMan

* = prod

Spoiler: Dead

Links

D1 lynch/N1 starts -> D2 starts
D2 lynch/N2 starts -> D3 starts
D3 ends/N3 starts -> D4 starts
D4 ends/N4 starts -> D5 starts
D5 ends/N5 starts -> D6 starts
D6 ends/N6 starts -> D7 starts
D7 ends -> Endgame

4nxi3ty · Post Post #1 (isolation #1) » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:12 am

Rules & Information

Voting, Deadlines, Activity, Lynches

Votes must be

bolded

or in VOTE: tags to count. Unvotes are not required. Any sort of abbreviation is fine as long as I can tell who you are voting.

Deadlines are 2-week day phases and 48-hour night phases. Extensions can be granted for extraneous circumstances, like holidays and such.

You are expected to post at least once every 48 hours. If prodded, you have 24 hours to respond before I start looking for a replacement. 3 prods before I force replace.

Lynch is reached by a majority vote. No lynch by 50%. Talking in twilight is allowed.

Thread Specifics

Do not quote PMs from the mod. Do not discuss this game in any way outside of the thread or a private QT.

Do not impersonate the mod. Do not write in small or invisible text. Do not edit posts.

If you accidentally post from the wrong account, quote the post from the correct account. Votes will not be counted if made from the wrong account.

Bah posts are not allowed in this game.

Other

General site rules apply.

Play to your win condition.

Rules are subject to change.

Spoiler: Sample Role PM

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2 (isolation #2) » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:12 am

Roles sent! Please Confirm via PM with your role name. Day will start when 16 out of 19 have confirmed.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3 (isolation #3) » Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:29 am

16 confirmed! Games Begins!

The kitchen was in complete disarray. Pots and pans were everywhere. Charon had to have careful footing with knives and dishes scattered about. Aside from the mess, the kitchen was vacant. Even sound disappeared. A silence unfitting for what was suppose to be a busy day.

The trail of debris led to the back door. Charon hesitated for some unfounded reason before opening the door. Sitting outside, staring right at Charon, was a scrawny mutt. Its tail wagged.

The poor thing must be hungry.

Charon gently picked up the mutt and carried it inside. Sealing off a corner of the kitchen, behind the now empty packing boxes, Charon left the mutt to find some food.

The ovens were on, unattended, and filled with breads, muffins, and other such pastries. Charon pulled out a loaf of banana bread that looked to be done. Not knowing if it was good for dogs to eat banana bread, Charon broke off a smallish bite.

The mutt thoroughly enjoyed the bite despite Charon's health concerns.

"I hope you staying here won't be too upsetting," said Charon, petting the mutt just behind the ears.

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #35 (isolation #4) » Fri Jul 26, 2013 5:27 am

Jabarkus Mayonnaise

(3)

- oriole, StubbsKVM, Amrun
oriole (1) - Titus
Titus (1) - Slandaar

Not Voting (14) - Rift Adrift, Ghostly Penguin, Jabarkus Mayonnaise, Baezu, roflcopter, EddieFenix, Metal Sonic, Radioactive Wolf, ArcAngel9, TiphaineDeath, PeregrineV, BROseidon, elvis_knits, Zoidberg

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

In post 16, Jabarkas Mayonnaise wrote:
BOAT: Xx Stubbs xX

In post 27, TiphaineDeath wrote:VOTE: varsoon

These are not valid votes. There is neither a boat nor a varsoon account in this game.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #96 (isolation #5) » Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:17 am

Jabarkus Mayonnaise (1) - Amrun
oriole (1) - Titus
Titus (1) - Slandaar
TiphaineDeath

(2)

- StubbsKVM, roflcopter
StubbsKVM (1) - oriole
ArcAngel9 (1) - PeregrineV
roflcopter

(2)

- TiphaineDeath, ArcAngel9

Not Voting (10) - Rift Adrift, Ghostly Penguin, Jabarkus Mayonnaise, Baezu, EddieFenix, Metal Sonic, Radioactive Wolf, BROseidon, elvis_knits, Zoidberg

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #104 (isolation #6) » Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:22 am

Jabarkus Mayonnaise (1) - Amrun
oriole (1) - Titus
Titus (1) - Slandaar
TiphaineDeath

(2)

- StubbsKVM, roflcopter
StubbsKVM (1) - oriole
ArcAngel9 (1) - PeregrineV
roflcopter

(2)

- TiphaineDeath, ArcAngel9
Rift Adrift (1) - Jabarkus Mayonnaise

Not Voting (9) - Rift Adrift, Ghostly Penguin, Baezu, EddieFenix, Metal Sonic, Radioactive Wolf, BROseidon, elvis_knits, Zoidberg

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #315 (isolation #7) » Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:32 pm

Titus

(5)

- Amrun, roflcopter, BROseidon, Rift Adrift, TiphaineDeath
TiphaineDeath (2) - StubbsKVM, Radioactive Wolf
StubbsKVM (1) - oriole
roflcopter (3) - ArcAngel9, Zoidberg, Titus
Zoidberg (1) - PeregrineV
Amrun (1) - Jabarkus Mayonnaise
Jabarkus Mayonnaise (1) - Baezu

Not Voting (5) - Ghostly Penguin, EddieFenix, Metal Sonic, elvis_knits, Slandaar

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #317 (isolation #8) » Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:38 pm

Just a reminder to everyone: this is only a game, and to not take things too far into personal territory

Edit: I am not bothered swearing. This is just a general announcement, seeing how things have been heated.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #332 (isolation #9) » Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:51 pm

Titus

(4)

- Amrun, roflcopter, BROseidon, Rift Adrift,
TiphaineDeath (1) - StubbsKVM
StubbsKVM (1) - oriole
roflcopter (3) - ArcAngel9, Zoidberg, Titus
Zoidberg (1) - PeregrineV
Amrun (1) - Jabarkus Mayonnaise
Jabarkus Mayonnaise (2) - Baezu, TiphaineDeath

Not Voting (6) - Ghostly Penguin, EddieFenix, Metal Sonic, Radioactive Wolf, elvis_knits, Slandaar

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #339 (isolation #10) » Fri Jul 26, 2013 2:01 pm

In post 334, Titus wrote:
Mod: Has anyone been shot?

This is not the type of question I am able to answer. All I can say is that no one has died.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #438 (isolation #11) » Sat Jul 27, 2013 3:58 am

Titus (2) - Amrun, StubbsKVM
StubbsKVM (1) - oriole
roflcopter

(3)

- ArcAngel9, Zoidberg, Titus
Zoidberg (1) - PeregrineV
Amrun (1) - Jabarkus Mayonnaise
Jabarkus Mayonnaise (2) - Baezu, elvis_knits
Slandaar (1) - TiphaineDeath
EddieFenix (1) - BROseidon
Baezu (1) - Slandaar

Not Voting (6) - Ghostly Penguin, EddieFenix, Metal Sonic, Radioactive Wolf, Rift Adrift, roflcopter

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #653 (isolation #12) » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:08 am

Titus (1) - StubbsKVM,
StubbsKVM

(4)

- oriole, Zoidberg, TiphaineDeath, Rift Adrift
roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (1) - PeregrineV
Jabarkus Mayonnaise (2) - Baezu, elvis_knits
EddieFenix (1) - BROseidon
Baezu

(4)

- Slandaar, roflcopter, Titus, Amrun
Amrun (1) - Jabarkus Mayonnaise

Not Voting (4) - Ghostly Penguin, EddieFenix, Metal Sonic, Radioactive Wolf

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

Replacing Radioactive Wolf.

I would like

both

Jarbarkus Mayonnaise and Amrun to take a breather and not let things escalate further.

Also, I would like to remind Varsoon that posts from the wrong account need to be quoted from the correct account; if this continues, a force replace may be necessary.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #784 (isolation #13) » Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:23 am

StubbsKVM

(6)

- oriole, Zoidberg, TiphaineDeath, Rift Adrift, Metal Sonic, Amrun
roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (1) - PeregrineV
Jabarkus Mayonnaise (1) - Baezu
EddieFenix (1) - BROseidon
Baezu (2) - Slandaar, roflcopter
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
oriole (1) - StubbsKVM
Rift Adrift (2) - Titus, Jabarkus Mayonnaise
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits

Not Voting (2) - Ghostly Penguin, Aunt Jemina

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

Aunt Jemina replaces Radioactive Wolf!

Prodding BROseidon, Baezu, PeregrineV, ArcAngel9.

Posts 717, 720 are not acceptable; this is Zoidberg's first and final warning.

Also, I want Jarbarkus Mayonnaise to realize this is the second time where they have been a part of the drama. Do not let it happen a third time.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #841 (isolation #14) » Mon Jul 29, 2013 8:15 am

StubbsKVM

(6)

- oriole, Zoidberg, TiphaineDeath, Rift Adrift, Metal Sonic, Amrun
roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (1) - PeregrineV
Jabarkus Mayonnaise (1) - Baezu
EddieFenix (1) - BROseidon
Baezu (2) - Slandaar, roflcopter
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
oriole (1) - StubbsKVM
Rift Adrift (2) - Titus, Jabarkus Mayonnaise
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits

Not Voting (2) - Ghostly Penguin, Aunt Jemina,

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #880 (isolation #15) » Mon Jul 29, 2013 12:57 pm

Thread is being locked while I take the time to make a decision that will affect the game. Game will be up again in 2 hours.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #881 (isolation #16) » Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:51 pm

Varsoon is being forced replaced due to being banned from mafia games for 1 week. Xiao Long may continue playing but is no longer allowed to post from the Jarbarkus Mayonnaise hydra. And, obviously, Xiao Long can not communicate with Varsoon about this game anymore.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #940 (isolation #17) » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:17 am

StubbsKVM (4) - oriole, Zoidberg, TiphaineDeath, Rift Adrift
roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (2) - PeregrineV, StubbsKVM
EddieFenix (1) - BROseidon
Baezu

(5)

- roflcopter, Amrun, Aunt Jemina, Slandaar, Metal Sonic
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Rift Adrift (2) - Titus, Xiao Long
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits (1) - Baezu

Not Voting (1) - Ghostly Penguin

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #952 (isolation #18) » Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:58 am

StubbsKVM (4) - oriole, Zoidberg, TiphaineDeath, Rift Adrift
roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (2) - StubbsKVM
EddieFenix (1) - BROseidon
Baezu

(6)

- roflcopter, Amrun, Aunt Jemina, Slandaar, Metal Sonic, PeregrineV
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Rift Adrift (1) - Xiao Long
Metal Sonic (2) - elvis_knits, Titus
elvis_knits (1) - Baezu, Ghostly Penguin

Not Voting (0) -

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

Prodding oriole.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #1080 (isolation #19) » Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:25 am

StubbsKVM (4) - oriole, Zoidberg, TiphaineDeath, Rift Adrift
roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (1) - StubbsKVM
EddieFenix (1) - BROseidon
Baezu

(6)

- roflcopter, Amrun, Aunt Jemina, Slandaar, Metal Sonic, PeregrineV
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits (2) - Baezu, Ghostly Penguin
Aunt Jemina (2) - Xiao Long, Titus

Not Voting (0) -

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

Eddie Fenix has requested replacement.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #1151 (isolation #20) » Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:55 am

StubbsKVM (4) - oriole, Zoidberg, Rift Adrift, TiphaineDeath
roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (1) - StubbsKVM
EddieFenix (1) - BROseidon
Baezu

(5)

- Amrun, Aunt Jemina, Slandaar, Metal Sonic, PeregrineV
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits (3) - Baezu, Ghostly Penguin, roflcopter
Aunt Jemina (1) - Xiao Long

Not Voting (1) - Titus

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #1251 (isolation #21) » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:45 am

StubbsKVM (3) - Zoidberg, Rift Adrift, TiphaineDeath
roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (1) - StubbsKVM
EddieFenix (2) - BROseidon, oriole
Baezu

(4)

- Amrun, Aunt Jemina, Slandaar, Metal Sonic
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits

(4)

- Baezu, Ghostly Penguin, roflcopter, PeregrineV
Aunt Jemina (1) - Xiao Long

Not Voting (1) - Titus

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

Prodding Zoidberg and elvis_knits.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #1300 (isolation #22) » Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:39 am

StubbsKVM (3) - Zoidberg, Rift Adrift, TiphaineDeath
roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (1) - StubbsKVM
EddieFenix (2) - BROseidon, oriole
Baezu

(4)

- Amrun, Aunt Jemina, Slandaar, Metal Sonic,
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits

(4)

- Baezu, Ghostly Penguin, roflcopter, PeregrineV
Aunt Jemina (1) - Xiao Long

Not Voting (1) - Titus

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

Prodding ArcAngel9

4nxi3ty · Post Post #1334 (isolation #23) » Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:19 am

StubbsKVM (2) - Rift Adrift, TiphaineDeath
roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (1) - StubbsKVM
EddieFenix (2) - BROseidon, oriole
Baezu

(3)

- Aunt Jemina, Slandaar, Metal Sonic
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits

(3)

- Baezu, Ghostly Penguin, PeregrineV
Aunt Jemina (1) - Xiao Long
BROseidon

(3)

- Zoidberg, roflcopter, Amrun

Not Voting (1) - Titus

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #1430 (isolation #24) » Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:44 am

StubbsKVM (1) - Rift Adrift
roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg

(3)

- StubbsKVM, Titus, TiphaineDeath
EddieFenix (2) - BROseidon, oriole
Baezu

(3)

- Aunt Jemina, Slandaar, Metal Sonic
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits

(3)

- Baezu, Ghostly Penguin, PeregrineV
Aunt Jemina (1) - Xiao Long
BROseidon

(3)

- Zoidberg, roflcopter, Amrun

Not Voting (0) -

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

elvis_knits failed to pick up prod, searching for replacement.

In post 1391, Titus wrote:
Mod: Can we get a prod on Baezu?

Baezu is not in prod range.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #1556 (isolation #25) » Sat Aug 03, 2013 4:01 am

roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (2) - Titus, TiphaineDeath
Baezu

(6)

- Aunt Jemina, Metal Sonic, oriole, BROseidon, Rift Adrift, Amrun
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits (3) - Baezu, Ghostly Penguin, PeregrineV
Aunt Jemina (1) - Xiao Long
BROseidon (3) - Zoidberg, roflcopter, Slandaar

Not Voting (1) - StubbsKVM

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #1568 (isolation #26) » Sat Aug 03, 2013 4:27 am

In post 1563, TiphaineDeath wrote:
@mod, wtf is that last votecount. What happened to my beautiful zoidberg wagon?

hmm I must've mixed up an older votecount. Well it's fixed now. Let me know if there are any other mistakes.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #1645 (isolation #27) » Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:14 am

roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (3) - Titus, TiphaineDeath, Ghostly Penguin
Baezu

(5)

- Aunt Jemina, Metal Sonic, oriole, BROseidon, Amrun
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits (2) - Baezu, PeregrineV
Aunt Jemina (1) - Xiao Long
BROseidon (3) - Slandaar, StubbsKVM, roflcopter

Not Voting (2) - Rift Adrift, Zoidberg

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

In post 1593, BROseidon wrote:
@Mod, if a cop targets someone who dies, does the cop get an investigative result

Actions are based on Natural Action Resolution. If there are investigations in this game, a person being killed would not stop them from taking place.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #1759 (isolation #28) » Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:48 am

roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (2) - Titus, Ghostly Penguin
Baezu

(8)

- Aunt Jemina, Metal Sonic, oriole, BROseidon, Xiao Long, TiphaineDeath, Rift Adrift, Amrun
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits (1) - PeregrineV
BROseidon (4) - Slandaar, StubbsKVM, roflcopter, Baezu

Not Voting (1) - Zoidberg

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:59 am

roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (2) - Titus, Ghostly Penguin
Baezu

(9)

- Aunt Jemina, Metal Sonic, oriole, BROseidon, Xiao Long, TiphaineDeath, Rift Adrift, Amrun, Zoidberg
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits (1) - PeregrineV
BROseidon (4) - Slandaar, StubbsKVM, roflcopter, Baezu

Not Voting (0) -

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #1848 (isolation #30) » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:43 am

roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (4) - Titus, Ghostly Penguin, Rift Adrift, TiphaineDeath
Baezu

(6)

- Aunt Jemina, oriole, BROseidon, Xiao Long, Amrun, Zoidberg
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits (1) - PeregrineV
BROseidon (5) - Slandaar, StubbsKVM, roflcopter, Baezu, Metal Sonic

Not Voting (0) -

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:38 am

roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg

(7)

- Titus, Ghostly Penguin, Rift Adrift, TiphaineDeath, Aunt Jemina, BROseidon, roflcopter
Baezu (4) - oriole, Xiao Long, Amrun, Zoidberg
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits (1) - PeregrineV
BROseidon (4) - Slandaar, StubbsKVM, Metal Sonic
Aunt Jemina (1) - Baezu

Not Voting (0) -

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

In post 1878, Titus wrote:
Mod: Is the scum player allowed to share the link to the deathy QT with the other scums?

Any QTs links are not allowed to be shared.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #1921 (isolation #32) » Tue Aug 06, 2013 5:56 am

roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (4) - TiphaineDeath, Aunt Jemina, BROseidon, roflcopter
Baezu (2) - oriole, Zoidberg
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits (1) - PeregrineV
BROseidon (1) - StubbsKVM
Aunt Jemina

(6)

- Baezu, Amrun, Ghostly Penguin, Xiao Long, Rift Adrift, Metal Sonic
EddieFenix (1) - Slandaar
Amrun (1) - Titus

Not Voting (0) -

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

Prodding ArcAngel9.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #1927 (isolation #33) » Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:17 am

roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg (5) - TiphaineDeath, Aunt Jemina, BROseidon, roflcopter, Titus
Baezu (2) - oriole, Zoidberg
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits (1) - PeregrineV
BROseidon (1) - StubbsKVM
Aunt Jemina

(6)

- Baezu, Amrun, Ghostly Penguin, Xiao Long, Rift Adrift, Metal Sonic
EddieFenix (1) - Slandaar

Not Voting (0) -

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

Prodding oriole

4nxi3ty · Post Post #1989 (isolation #34) » Wed Aug 07, 2013 3:24 am

roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg

(8)

- TiphaineDeath, Aunt Jemina, BROseidon, roflcopter, Titus, oriole, Rift Adrift, StubbsKVM
Baezu (1) - Zoidberg
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits (1) - PeregrineV
Aunt Jemina (5) - Baezu, Amrun, Ghostly Penguin, Xiao Long, Metal Sonic
EddieFenix (1) - Slandaar

Not Voting (0) -

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2005 (isolation #35) » Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:31 am

roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9
Zoidberg

(9)

- TiphaineDeath, Aunt Jemina, BROseidon, roflcopter, Titus, oriole, Rift Adrift, StubbsKVM, Ghostly Penguin
Baezu (1) - Zoidberg
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits (1) - PeregrineV
Aunt Jemina (4) - Baezu, Amrun, Xiao Long, Metal Sonic
EddieFenix (1) - Slandaar

Not Voting (0) -

With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-09 10:28:34)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2046 (isolation #36) » Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:42 am

roflcopter (1) - ArcAngel9

Zoidberg (10) - TiphaineDeath, Aunt Jemina, BROseidon, roflcopter, Titus, oriole, Rift Adrift, StubbsKVM, Ghostly Penguin, Amrun

Baezu (1) - Zoidberg
TiphaineDeath (1) - EddieFenix
Metal Sonic (1) - elvis_knits
elvis_knits (1) - PeregrineV
Aunt Jemina (3) - Baezu, Xiao Long, Metal Sonic
EddieFenix (1) - Slandaar

Not Voting (0) -

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2047 (isolation #37) » Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:47 am

Death had forgotten how rewarding cooking could be--it rarely comes up when you don't need to eat. As the sizzle and scent of food mixed into the hot kitchen air, Death could almost taste the appetizing aromas on a bone-dry tongue.

"Is that barking?" uttered Death, escaping the reverie.

"You are going to need to stop for a second," said Charon, bursting into the kitchen. "A fight's broken out."

Death cursed the stars for another hiccup in what was supposed to be smooth sailing, and turned the burners down.

A fight between zombies was bizarre to say the least; a food fight even more so. Most didn't have the coordination to aim properly. The scene had more resemblances to a dance at an old folks home than an actual fight.

And yet one person was trampled beneath the slow, chaotic procession. Bright red pooled on the floor. Death's spine shuttered; this was a first... someone died and Death had no inclination of it. The liquid began to bubble. Small shadows swirled and hissed.

Diners with weak stomachs rushed outside, but they were buffeted by wind, in the eye of a storm no one could leave.

"Are you doing that?" Charon asked.

"Something else... I can't place it."

Zoidberg,

Chatty Waitress

, of the

Shadow

(daytalk Enabler)

(expired on 2013-08-11 09:47:38)

4nxi3ty · Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:00 pm

zMuffinMan replaces elvis_knits, adding 24 hours to the deadline.

Edit: Natirasha replaces EddieFenix.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2049 (isolation #39) » Sun Aug 11, 2013 3:31 am

I just woke up and I am busy this morning, so game won't be up until this afternoon.

4nxi3ty · Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:08 am

Death was exhausted. Piles of dishes surrounded like the himalayan mountains. Turns out distraught diners are hungrier instead of less.

Death slumped down, into a wooden chair, allowing bones to creak.

The whirlwind continued to assault outside.

A dog padded up to Death.

Death could only shrug.

***

Charon walked amongst the crowded tables and booths. Coats became blankets as snores and sleep-talkers echoed off the walls.

It's been ages since I rested my eyes.

Sitting on a stool, elbows on the counter, Charon wondered what Death would think when the pup was found--it was inevitable, Charon knew it.

With recent events, this might become as bad as the Styx incident.

Charon noticed one booth contained nothing but a pair of empty coats--the kind of coats that would be worn to an extravagant night out, to a play perhaps. From what Charon could remember, a translucent-like couple had settled down there.

Charon went over to gather the coats.

Would they really have left in this weather?

The coats were covered in salt.

A faint light brokered with the darkness of night. It was tough to see the sun rise through the dense clouds.

Xiao Long,

Juliet the Restless Spirit

, of the

Diners

(Lover, Restless Spirit)

TiphaineDeath,

Romeo the Restless Spirit

, of the

Diners

(Lover, Restless Spirit)

--Restless Spirits do not have access to dead qt. They only stick around for the current day phase. And they are not allowed to post in thread

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2121 (isolation #41) » Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:48 pm

Amrun (1) - Titus
zMuffinMan

(3)

- roflcopter, BROseidon, Ghostly Penguin
Natisrasha

(3)

- Amrun, oriole, PeregrineV
Slandaar (1) -

Romeo

Not Voting (10) - ArcAngel9, Aunt Jemina, Rift Adrift, StubbsKVM, Baezu, Metal Sonic, Slandaar, Natisrasha, zMuffinMan,

Juliet

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2181 (isolation #42) » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:16 am

Amrun (2) - Titus, zMuffinMan
zMuffinMan

(6)

- roflcopter, BROseidon, Ghostly Penguin, Amrun, Slandaar, Metal Sonic
Natisrasha (2) - oriole, PeregrineV
Slandaar (1) -

Romeo

Not Voting (7) - ArcAngel9, Aunt Jemina, StubbsKVM, Baezu, Natisrasha,

Juliet

, Rift Adrift

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2248 (isolation #43) » Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:14 pm

Amrun (3) - Titus, zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina
zMuffinMan

(4)

- roflcopter, BROseidon, Slandaar, Metal Sonic
Natisrasha (2) - oriole, PeregrineV
PeregrineV (3) - Amrun, Ghostly Penguin,

Romeo

Not Voting (6) - ArcAngel9, StubbsKVM, Baezu, Natisrasha,

Juliet

, Rift Adrift

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2322 (isolation #44) » Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:07 am

Amrun (3) - Titus, zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina
zMuffinMan

(4)

- roflcopter, BROseidon, Slandaar, Metal Sonic
Natisrasha (3) - oriole, PeregrineV, Baezu
PeregrineV (3) - Amrun, Ghostly Penguin,

Romeo

Not Voting (5) - ArcAngel9, StubbsKVM, Natisrasha,

Juliet

, Rift Adrift

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2389 (isolation #45) » Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:38 am

Amrun

(5)

- Titus, zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, Natisrasha, roflcopter
zMuffinMan (3)- BROseidon, Slandaar, Metal Sonic
Natisrasha (3) - oriole, PeregrineV, Baezu
PeregrineV (3) - Amrun, Ghostly Penguin,

Romeo

Not Voting (4) - ArcAngel9, StubbsKVM,

Juliet

, Rift Adrift

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

Replacing ArcAngel9 due to a banning for ongoing game discussion.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2401 (isolation #46) » Wed Aug 14, 2013 7:32 am

Amrun

(6)

- Titus, zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, Natisrasha, roflcopter, Metal Sonic
zMuffinMan (2) - BROseidon, Slandaar
Natisrasha (4) - oriole, PeregrineV, Baezu, Rift Adrift
PeregrineV (4) - Amrun, Ghostly Penguin,

Romeo

,

Juliet

Not Voting (2) - ArcAngel9, StubbsKVM

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

In post 2400, Titus wrote:
@Mod, can cops investigate the confirmed dead?

Dead players can not be investigated.

4nxi3ty · Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:03 am

Amrun

(6)

- Titus, zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, Natisrasha, roflcopter, Metal Sonic
zMuffinMan (2)- BROseidon, Slandaar
Natisrasha (4) - oriole, PeregrineV, Baezu, Rift Adrift
PeregrineV (4) - Amrun, Ghostly Penguin,

Romeo

,

Juliet

Not Voting (2) - ArcAngel9, StubbsKVM

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

Prodding PeregrineV

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2480 (isolation #48) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:34 am

Amrun

(6)

- Titus, zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, Natisrasha, roflcopter, Metal Sonic
zMuffinMan (2)- BROseidon, Slandaar
Natisrasha (4) - oriole, PeregrineV, Baezu, Rift Adrift
PeregrineV (4) - Amrun, Ghostly Penguin,

Romeo

,

Juliet

Not Voting (2) - ArcAngel9, StubbsKVM

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

Prodding roflcopter.

BROseidon V/LA til Monday.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2484 (isolation #49) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:04 am

In post 2482, oriole wrote:
@Mod: Are the vote totals accurate?

no, they weren't -.- they are now

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2488 (isolation #50) » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:42 pm

Prodding Rift Adrift

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2554 (isolation #51) » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:44 am

Amrun

(6)

- Titus, zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, Natisrasha, roflcopter, Metal Sonic
zMuffinMan (2)- BROseidon, Slandaar
Natisrasha (5) - oriole, PeregrineV, Baezu, Rift Adrift, StubbsKVM
PeregrineV (4) - Amrun, Ghostly Penguin,

Romeo

,

Juliet

Not Voting (1) - ArcAngel9

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

Prodding Aunt Jemina

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2645 (isolation #52) » Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:32 pm

Amrun

(5)

- Titus, zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, Natisrasha, roflcopter
zMuffinMan (2)- BROseidon, Slandaar
Natisrasha (4) - oriole, Baezu, StubbsKVM, Metal Sonic
PeregrineV (4) - Amrun, Ghostly Penguin,

Romeo

,

Juliet

Not Voting (3) - ArcAngel9, Rift Adrift, PeregrineV

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2733 (isolation #53) » Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:34 pm

Amrun

(5)

- Titus, zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, Natisrasha, roflcopter
zMuffinMan (1)- BROseidon
Natisrasha

(5)

- Baezu, StubbsKVM, Slandaar, Metal Sonic, Amrun
PeregrineV (2) - Ghostly Penguin,

Juliet

Metal Sonic (2) - oriole,

Romeo

Not Voting (3) - ArcAngel9, Rift Adrift, PeregrineV

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2763 (isolation #54) » Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:04 am

Amrun (4) - Titus, zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, roflcopter
zMuffinMan (1) - BROseidon
Natisrasha

(5)

- Baezu, StubbsKVM, Slandaar, Metal Sonic, Amrun
PeregrineV (2) - Ghostly Penguin,

Juliet

Metal Sonic (4) - oriole,

Romeo

, Rift Adrift, Natisrasha

Not Voting (2) - ArcAngel9, PeregrineV

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2811 (isolation #55) » Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:16 am

Amrun (4) - zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, roflcopter, Natisrasha
Natisrasha

(6)

- Baezu, StubbsKVM, Slandaar, Metal Sonic, Amrun, oriole
PeregrineV (4) - Ghostly Penguin,

Juliet

, Titus, BROseidon
Metal Sonic (2) -

Romeo

, Rift Adrift

Not Voting (2) - ArcAngel9, PeregrineV

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

Prodding Aunt Jemina

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2830 (isolation #56) » Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:47 am

Amrun (4) - zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, roflcopter, Natisrasha
Natisrasha

(6)

- Baezu, StubbsKVM, Slandaar, Amrun, oriole, PeregrineV
PeregrineV (5) - Ghostly Penguin,

Juliet

, Titus, BROseidon,

Romeo

Metal Sonic (2) - Rift Adrift, Metal Sonic

Not Voting (1) - ArcAngel9

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

Prodding roflcopter

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2869 (isolation #57) » Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:12 am

Amrun

(7)

- zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, roflcopter, Natisrasha, BROseidon, Rift Adrift, Titus
Natisrasha

(7)

- Baezu, StubbsKVM, Slandaar, Amrun, oriole, PeregrineV, Metal Sonic
PeregrineV (2) - Ghostly Penguin,

Juliet

Metal Sonic (1) -

Romeo

Not Voting (1) - ArcAngel9

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

Prodding StubbsKVM

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2876 (isolation #58) » Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:57 am

Amrun

(7)

- zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, roflcopter, Natisrasha, BROseidon, Rift Adrift, Titus
Natisrasha

(7)

- Baezu, StubbsKVM, Slandaar, Amrun, oriole, PeregrineV, Metal Sonic
PeregrineV (2) - Ghostly Penguin,

Juliet

Metal Sonic (1) -

Romeo

Not Voting (1) - ArcAngel9

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

In post 2871, oriole wrote:
@Mod: Isn't Amrun voting for Natirasha as of 2691?

fuck me I've been having trouble with votecounts. All votecounts have been fixed, please, please let me know if there are anymore mistakes.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2887 (isolation #59) » Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:01 pm

Amrun (7) - zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, roflcopter, Natisrasha, BROseidon, Rift Adrift, Titus
Natisrasha

(9)

- Baezu, StubbsKVM, Slandaar, Amrun, oriole, PeregrineV, Metal Sonic,

Romeo

, Ghostly Penguin
Aunt Jemina (1) -

Juliet

Not Voting (1) - ArcAngel9

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

In post 2877, Amrun wrote:Well, my position on the wagon is wrong... :/

Let's try this again: votecounts fixed.

In post 2879, Natirasha wrote:
@MOD: ArcAngel9 has been banned from mafia. Are you currently seeking a replacement?

Yes I am aware. There is only so much I can do about replacements. If I don't get one by the end of the day I'll repost in the queue, offering to crossreplace as well.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2910 (isolation #60) » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:28 am

Amrun (7) - zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, roflcopter, Natisrasha, BROseidon, Rift Adrift, Titus
Natisrasha

(9)

- Baezu, StubbsKVM, Slandaar, Amrun, oriole, PeregrineV, Metal Sonic,

Romeo

, Ghostly Penguin
Aunt Jemina (1) -

Juliet

Not Voting (1) - ArcAngel9

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #2983 (isolation #61) » Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:50 am

Amrun (7) - zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, roflcopter, Natisrasha, BROseidon, Rift Adrift, Titus
Natisrasha

(9)

- Baezu, StubbsKVM, Amrun, oriole, PeregrineV, Metal Sonic,

Romeo

, Ghostly Penguin, Slandaar
Aunt Jemina (1) -

Juliet

Not Voting (1) - ArcAngel9

With 16 alive (+2 votes), it takes 10 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-08-25 17:07:50)

Prodding Baezu

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3046 (isolation #62) » Sun Aug 25, 2013 5:00 am

Lynched reached, scene forthcoming!

Amrun (6) - zMuffinMan, Aunt Jemina, roflcopter, Natisrasha, BROseidon, Rift Adrift

Natirasha (10) - Baezu, StubbsKVM, Amrun, oriole, PeregrineV, Metal Sonic,

Romeo

, Ghostly Penguin, Slandaar, Titus

Aunt Jemina (1) -

Juliet

Not Voting (1) - ArcAngel9

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3047 (isolation #63) » Sun Aug 25, 2013 5:20 am

"What do you expect me to do here?" Death asked with arms crossed.

"We can name the poor thing for starters." Peering down at the pup, Charon said, "and we'll make you a nice comfy place to sleep through the night."

Death was not amused by the logistics. The crowd out front had become even more ravenous. And a dog was bound to get into trouble; they always did in Death's experience, something to do with their naivety or loyalty.

"You have a name in mind?" asked Death.

"I thought, maybe, Cerebus would be nice, y'know, after--"

"No. Something else, anything else." Death scrubbed bony fingers against an equally aged skull, no longer bothering with a disguise. "Charon, we'll get through whatever this is. Every restaurant has a rough patch at first. Just take care of the dog. Make sure it doesn't bother anybody, and stays out of the kitchen. I'll figure out the rest."

The aroma of coa-coa beans and tin cans wafted in the air. A silhouette appeared in the doorway, wheezing.

The pup's fur bristled. Barking like a pack of guards raising an alarm, the pup sensed danger, and, as all good pups do, had to warn somebody.

Death senses were firing as well, a familiar itch as the zombie waded into view.

Charon knocked it on the head with a frying pan before it could take another step. The head snapped off, barely attached than it had previously appeared.

"We'll get through this," said Death, unfazed by another corpse.

Natirasha,

Chocolate Zombie

, of the

Diners

(1-shot abilities stealer)

(expired on 2013-08-28 12:20:17)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3048 (isolation #64) » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:01 am

Mac replaces ArcAngel9, adding 24 hours to deadline.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3049 (isolation #65) » Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:41 am

Maple syrup steamed atop french-toast and sausage links. Grapefruit accompanied cantaloupe while orange juice and coffee were scattered about. Forks and knives clinked between idle chatter.

Beneath the hot plates and hungry feet, a shadow hid in the tile cracks, waiting. Soon the shadow would be complete again. More corpses was all it would take; it would be inevitable then, irresistible.

The diner had a bright hopeful atmosphere, despite recent events, if the cheery faces were any indication. However occasional faces wrinkled in worry, momentary and indistinct. Small nervous tics were present.

The shadow knew the calm demeanor would break; the two bodies would make it certain.

The shadow had a job to do, and one little restaurant was not going to get in its way.

Aunt Jemina,

Vanilla Zombie

, of the

Diners

roflcopter,

Lieutenant S'more of What

, of the

Diners

(cop of questionable sanity)

With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-11 12:41:01)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3131 (isolation #66) » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:55 pm

Amrun

(2)

- Titus, zMuffinMan
zMuffinMan (1) - Amrun
PeregrineV (1) - Ghostly Penguin

Not voting (9) - Rift Adrift, StubbsKVM, Baezu, Metal Sonic, Slandaar, Mac, PeregrineV, oriole, BROseidon

With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-11 12:41:01)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3153 (isolation #67) » Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:31 am

It means you are getting modkilled for quoting a PM from the mod. Next time you have a question about a private message the mod sent you, ask the mod about it.

Due to the modkill, Day 3 ends and Night 3 starts now. Sorry, there will be no flavor this time. I didn't have it prepared.

Metal Sonic,

Detective Donut

, of the

Diners

(cop of questionable sanity)

(expired on 2013-08-31 12:30:34)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3154 (isolation #68) » Sat Aug 31, 2013 5:59 am

Another bloody mess last night.

This is getting worse,

thought Charon,

Who is causing this? It has to be someone here.

Wiping clean the last of the tables, Charon sighed in relief; arms and feet sore, Charon sat down.

Charon smiled at the sight of Death playing with the pup--now named Midnight, after its deep black fur. It had gotten a hold of Death's foot and was using it as a chew toy. Midnight had grown considerably from the scrawny mutt it had been.

I'm glad Death decided to give up the reaping business. A minor deity would've taken over by now. Some souls might suffer under the new management, but they will get by just fine.

Limping, Death checked the napkin dispensers as Midnight happily trailed Death's heels. Of course they needed to restock but, with the storm, were unable to. Death didn't seem to be worried.

I'm surprised Death hasn't had an outburst during this. Things have been tense since Cerebus died. But now Death seems calmer than ever.

Ghostly Penguin,

Inspector-Does-Not-Want-To-Be-Food

, of the

Diners

(cop of questionable sanity)

With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-14 12:59:40)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3203 (isolation #69) » Sat Aug 31, 2013 9:41 am

BROseidon (1) - Slandaar
Slandaar

(3)

- BROseidon, Titus, Amrun

Not voting (7) - Rift Adrift, StubbsKVM, Baezu, Mac, PeregrineV, oriole, zMuffinMan

With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-14 12:59:40)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3318 (isolation #70) » Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:58 am

Slandaar

(4)

- BROseidon, Titus, Amrun, StubbsKVM
StubbsKVM (1) - Baezu
Mac (1) - Slandaar

Not voting (5) - Rift Adrift, Mac, PeregrineV, oriole, zMuffinMan

With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-14 12:59:40)

Prodding Amrun and PeregrineV

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3339 (isolation #71) » Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:13 am

Slandaar

(4)

- BROseidon, Titus, Amrun, StubbsKVM
StubbsKVM (1) - Baezu
Rift Adrift (1) - Slandaar

Not voting (5) - Rift Adrift, Mac, PeregrineV, oriole, zMuffinMan

With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-14 12:59:40)

Prodding BROseidon

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3350 (isolation #72) » Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:30 am

Lynch!

Slandaar (6) - BROseidon, Titus, Amrun, StubbsKVM, Rift Adrift, Slandaar

StubbsKVM (1) - Baezu

Not voting (4) - Mac, PeregrineV, oriole, zMuffinMan

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3351 (isolation #73) » Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:40 am

Polished badge, tinted in blood, clinked on the floor from a trembling hand. Whispered suspicions ran rampant, not quiet enough to be concealed.

The shadow hissed; it needed more. It needed to return to way it was. Too long had the shadow remained isolated. The shadow had become a void of its former self.

In the falling light the shadow observed them, planning its retaliation, its revival.

If only events had gone differently before.

The shadow slipped away before that infernal skeleton would notice.

Slandaar,

Commissioner Bacon

, of the

Shadow

(namecop, traitor)

(expired on 2013-09-07 12:40:02)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3352 (isolation #74) » Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:06 pm

A tennis ball bounced on the tiles, then against the wall.

Midnight chased the ball, paws slipping on the waxed floor.

Death waited for Midnight to return.

***

Scones and crumbs were all that remained, dry and unassuming for a pastry. They were easy to ignore when hot meals were plenty.

Will this be enough for ten?

Charon measured the plate as if weighing would magically change the amount there.

No else seemed to fuss over how much food was served; though they did rush to devour what was available.

One apparently had trouble chewing, evident by the universal sign of food-stuck-in-throat: blue-faced and clutching neck.

Wait, that's not choking! That blue tint is normal skin deterioration.

The zombie collapsed before Charon could figure out how to help.

***

The shadow was pleased. Back to square one wasn't so bad. Start out small, let it boil over.

StubbsKVM,

Chocolate Zombie

, of the

Diners

(1-shot abilities stealer)

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-22 00:06:12)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3397 (isolation #75) » Sun Sep 08, 2013 5:05 am

Amrun

(1)

- Baezu

Not Voting (8) - Titus, Mac, PeregrineV, oriole, BROseidon, Amrun, zMuffinMan, Rift Adrift

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-22 00:06:12)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3400 (isolation #76) » Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:18 am

Amrun

(2)

- Baezu, Titus

Not Voting (7) - Mac, PeregrineV, oriole, BROseidon, Amrun, zMuffinMan, Rift Adrift

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-22 00:06:12)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3439 (isolation #77) » Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:50 am

Amrun

(4)

- Baezu, Titus, Mac, BROseidon

Not Voting (5) - PeregrineV, oriole, Amrun, zMuffinMan, Rift Adrift

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-22 00:06:12)

Replacing oriole.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3490 (isolation #78) » Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:32 pm

Amrun

(3)

- Baezu, Titus, BROseidon

Not Voting (6) - PeregrineV, oriole, Amrun, zMuffinMan, Rift Adrift, Mac

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-22 00:06:12)

Prodding Amrun

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3504 (isolation #79) » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:22 pm

Amrun

(3)

- Baezu, Titus, BROseidon

Not Voting (6) - PeregrineV, oriole, Amrun, zMuffinMan, Rift Adrift, Mac

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-22 00:06:12)

Prodding Titus

In post 3496, PeregrineV wrote:
@Mod- Is Oriole being replaced?

yes

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3531 (isolation #80) » Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:54 am

Amrun

(3)

- Baezu, Titus, BROseidon
zMuffinMan (1) - Amrun

Not Voting (5) - PeregrineV, oriole, zMuffinMan, Rift Adrift, Mac

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-22 00:06:12)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3561 (isolation #81) » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:21 pm

Amrun

(3)

- Baezu, Titus, BROseidon
zMuffinMan (1) - Amrun

Not Voting (5) - PeregrineV, oriole, zMuffinMan, Rift Adrift, Mac

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-22 00:06:12)

Prodding Titus

In post 3532, BROseidon wrote:
@Mod can we get a deadline extension if Oriole is not replaced in a timely fashion?

nope

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3584 (isolation #82) » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:27 pm

Amrun

(3)

- Baezu, Titus, BROseidon
zMuffinMan (1) - Amrun

Not Voting (5) - PeregrineV, oriole, zMuffinMan, Rift Adrift, Mac

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-22 00:06:12)

In post 3562, Titus wrote:
@Mod: Why was I prodded again? I thought it was 72 hours between prods.

It's always been 48 hours. Though from time to time I may be lax due to me being busy myself, or feeling lenient with weekends and such.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3598 (isolation #83) » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:28 pm

Amrun

(3)

- Baezu, Titus, BROseidon
zMuffinMan (1) - Amrun
Baezu (1) - PeregrineV

Not Voting (4) - oriole, zMuffinMan, Rift Adrift, Mac

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-09-22 00:06:12)

Prodding Mac

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3628 (isolation #84) » Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:22 am

Amrun (5) - Baezu, Titus, BROseidon, Rift Adrift, zMuffinMan

zMuffinMan (1) - Amrun
Baezu (1) - PeregrineV

Not Voting (2) - oriole, Mac

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3629 (isolation #85) » Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:29 am

The diner had been quiet as of late--complacency in those gone missing, or maybe malnutrition had been causing the apathetic atmosphere. Death could care less which it was currently, being too preoccupied with the recent absence of his animal companion.

"I can't seem to find Midnight..." said Death to Charon.

"Didn't leave the backdoor open, did you?"

"No... Midnight wouldn't just leave. Midnight knows better than to risk the storm."

"Suppose that makes sense," Charon said.

Death paced back and forth. "Check the backdoor for me just in case?"

Charon left in what Death could only assume was restrained annoyance.

A shadow slipped out of Death's vision. Thinking it belonged to the dog, Death chased after it. However the trail quickly went cold, as cold as the dead body in the corner. There was a sign of a struggle, but no sign of anyone else.

Amrun,

Mr. Nighthawk

, of the

Shadow

(watcher)

(expired on 2013-09-23 11:29:40)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3630 (isolation #86) » Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:13 am

Kalimar replaces oriole! Adding 24 hours to deadline.

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3631 (isolation #87) » Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:38 am

Sure. Care more about Midnight than the rest of us,

Charon thought,

not even paying attention to yourself.

Death was different, Charon was certain.

Reaching the backdoor, Charon paused; a half-remembered sense of foreboding told Charon to be careful.

Charon opened the door but nothing was there, nothing except violent winds. Empty containers and towels flew off shelves.

With effort the door shut, Charon leaning a shoulder hard into it.

At least all I have to worry about is diners. Not like last time, ferrying souls across the river Styx. No multitude of souls running amuk.

Freezing arms tackled Charon who panicked before noticing the lifeless form and pushing it away. Coins were burned deep into the eye sockets.

At least this time I won't have to watch Death clean up my mess as a possessed Cerebus had to be put down.

Rift Adrift,

The-One-Who-Doesn't-Tip

, of the

Diners

(1-shot vigilante)

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-10-07 11:38:15)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3658 (isolation #88) » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:25 am

PeregrineV

(2)

- zMuffinMan, Titus
Mac (1) - Kalimar

Not voting (4) - Baezu, Mac, PeregrineV, BROseidon

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-10-07 11:38:15)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3685 (isolation #89) » Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:57 pm

PeregrineV

(1)

- zMuffinMan
Mac

(1)

- Kalimar
Baezu

(1)

- Mac

Not voting (4) - Baezu, PeregrineV, BROseidon, Titus

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-10-07 11:38:15)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3704 (isolation #90) » Wed Sep 25, 2013 3:44 am

PeregrineV

(1)

- zMuffinMan
Mac

(1)

- Kalimar
Baezu

(1)

- Mac
Kalimar

(1)

- Titus

Not voting (3) - Baezu, PeregrineV, BROseidon

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-10-07 11:38:15)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3733 (isolation #91) » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:56 am

PeregrineV

(2)

- zMuffinMan, Baezu
Mac (1) - Kalimar
Baezu

(2)

- Mac, PeregrineV
Kalimar (1) - Titus

Not voting (1) - BROseidon

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-10-07 11:38:15)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3752 (isolation #92) » Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:55 am

PeregrineV

(2)

- zMuffinMan, Baezu
Mac (1) - Kalimar
Baezu

(2)

- Mac, PeregrineV
Kalimar (1) - Titus

Not voting (1) - BROseidon

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-10-07 11:38:15)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3784 (isolation #93) » Sun Sep 29, 2013 3:57 am

PeregrineV

(2)

- zMuffinMan, Baezu
Mac (1) - Kalimar
Baezu

(2)

- Mac, PeregrineV
Kalimar (1) - Titus

Not voting (1) - BROseidon

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-10-07 11:38:15)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3803 (isolation #94) » Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:46 am

PeregrineV

(3)

- zMuffinMan, Baezu, Titus
Mac (1) - Kalimar
Baezu (2) - Mac, PeregrineV

Not voting (1) - BROseidon

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-10-07 11:38:15)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3815 (isolation #95) » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:35 am

PeregrineV (4) - zMuffinMan, Baezu, Titus, BROseidon

Mac (1) - Kalimar
Baezu (2) - Mac, PeregrineV

Not voting (0) -

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3816 (isolation #96) » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:40 am

"Where is Midnight?!" Death huffed at the diners.

They merely exchanged confused glances.

Death wasn't going to be fooled by them."One of you must have done something!"

Death puffed.

"I will blow this diner down if I have to..."

Charon jumped in between, "They haven't done anything. Although they did accidentally kill another zombie." Charon turned towards the diners, "You probably shouldn't have done--"

"How do you

accidentally

murder someone?" Death said.

Charon, gently removing Death back to the kitchen, said, "It happens. Besides, haven't you noticed? Another force is at work here. Their actions are being influenced."

Death shrugged, unaware of what Charon was getting at.

PeregrineV,

Vanilla Zombie

, of the

Diners

(expired on 2013-10-05 09:40:26)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3817 (isolation #97) » Sat Oct 05, 2013 3:40 am

Soft, furry footsteps padded along the tiles. The shadow watched the mutt pass along silently in the night, and thinking, as shadows sometimes do, that it was a nice time for a snack. A tasty cherry atop this chaos sundae.

***

Death was distraught on a stool, "I am lost here. This was meant to be simple. Easy."

Charon hated consoling, but who else was going to do it?

You don't make a lot of friends when you're busy reaping.

Charon placed a hand on Death's bone-sharp shoulder.

"I don't know," Death said. "I thought I could find peace here... you know, the odd thing is... supervising souls was less demanding than this. Not to mention corporeal bodies are way messier."

***

As Midnight raced through the diner, weaving through hollow chair legs and sleepers, the shadow followed behind. The shadow was getting closer and closer. It glided, thick and thin, across the night, ready to sate its appetite.

Just as the shadow was about to reach Midnight a light still on halted its progress. The shadow retreated at the sight of the skeleton. Disappointed, the shadow left, but it did not matter, the shadow wouldn't be hungry anymore. Soon enough.

BROseidon,

Sgt. CoughsCoffee

, of the

Diners

(cop of questionable sanity)

With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.
(expired on 2013-10-19 10:40:01)

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3829 (isolation #98) » Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:19 am

Mac (3) - Titus, Baezu, zMuffinMan

Not voting (2) - Mac, Kalimar

4nxi3ty · Post Post #3830 (isolation #99) » Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:31 am

The shadow, Death's shadow in fact, only wanted to return home, to the usual business of caring for souls. But nooohh... that skeleton, its master, wanted to give up, to retire. How could running a diner ever compare with their previous task? It was miserable.

But now it was over. The diner would go out of business. A massacre of this size makes it inevitable; there's nothing left for Death to do except go back to reaping.

Pleased, the shadow silently slipped underneath Death once more. Back home.

***

A week later, the diner was boarded up. Charon and Death took one last look at what could have been. Something of an "Oh well" passed between them. Death opened a portal to the netherworld. They entered with a new guard-dog tagging along.

Mac,

Vanilla Zombie

, of the

Diners

Shadow

Wins!!!

Consisting of: Zoidberg, Slandaar, Amrun, Baezu, zMuffinMan

4nxi3ty · Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:31 am

endgame info stuff in a few...

4nxi3ty · Sat Oct 05, 2013 8:13 am

(here is where modnotes would've gone if I took any <.< I should've done that

maybe next game)

Dead QT

Spoiler: Setup and Role PMs

19 PLAYERS

5 SCUM
Chatty Waitress (daytalk enabler) x1
Commissioner Bacon (traitor, namecop)x1
Strawberry Zombie (goon)x1
Chocolate Zombie (1-shot ability stealer)x1
Mr. Nighthawk (watcher)x1

14 TOWN
Romeo the Restless Spirit (lover, restless spirit)x1
Juliet the Restless Spirit (lover, restless spirit)x1
Vanilla Zombie (vt)x3
Inspector Does-Not-Want-To-Be-Food (sane cop)x1
Lieutenant S'more of What (insane cop)x1
Sgt. Coughs Coffee (paranoid cop)x1
Detective Donut (naive cop)x1
Vengeful Cook with a Gunpowder Cake (vengeful/bomb)x1
Chocolate Zombie (1-shot ability stealer)x2
The-One-Who-Doesn't-Tip (1-shot vig)x1
Waitress with the Mesmerizing Menu (1-shot roleblock/neighborizer)x1

Chatty Waitress

You work the day shift, running all the private booths. If you were to die, all booths would shutdown during the day. No day-talky for anyone in the game with you gone!

Belonging to the
Shadow
you, XXXX, YYYY, and ZZZZ have occupied a private booth in the corner of the diner. Thankfully the booth is currently open night and day for use.

Your fellowship can direct shadows to
kill
one person at night.

Amongst your shadowy team is another; WWWW is a traitor who is completely unaware of who the
Shadow
consists of.

How does your side win? Control more votes than the goodie two-shoes.

Commissioner Bacon

You are a
name-cop
who only uncovers names during investigations; it would be a mistake to reveal this to your co-workers. After all you are a traitor who has heeded the call of the
Shadow
. The
Shadow
knows a traitor exists, yet they may or may not know who you are.

Commissioner Bacon
,
Sgt. CoughsCoffee
,
Inspector Does-Not-Want-To-Be-Food
,
Lieutenant S'more of What
, and
Detective Donut
have come together to solve a case. You and your fellow boys in blue have gotten a private booth to hash things out. Thankfully the booth is currently open night and day for use.

Long hours and no respect have turned your co-workers into
cops
of questionable sanity. Like you, their investigations take place at night

One of them is
sane
, one is
insane
, one is
paranoid
, one is
naive
, and you are the
liar
.

How does your side win? Control more votes than the goodie two-shoes.

Strawberry Zombie

Oooohwwhheeeee, you are definitely tart. You have no problem selling your brains on the street to achieve your evil desires.

Belonging to the
Shadow
: you, XXXX, YYYY, and ZZZZ have occupied a private booth in the corner of the diner. Thankfully the booth is currently open night and day for use.

Your fellowship can direct shadows to
kill
one person at night.

Amongst your shadowy team is another; WWWW is a traitor who is completely unaware of who the
Shadow
consists of.

How does your side win? Control more votes than the goodie two-shoes.

Chocolate Zombie

Mmmm mmm mmmm, you are a complex creature. Rich moans of moral dilemmas escape your mouth as brains are shoved in.

You can eat the brain of another,
stealing
any abilities they may posses. This is a one time deal and any flavor of their role is distorted by your chewing. You are too shy to eat brains in broad daylight and must wait until night to feed.

Belonging to the
Shadow
: you, XXXX, YYYY, and ZZZZ have occupied a private booth in the corner of the diner. Thankfully the booth is currently open night and day for use.

Your fellowship can direct shadows to
kill
one person at night.

Amongst your shadowy team is another; WWWW is a traitor who is completely unaware of who the
Shadow
consists of.

How does your side win? Control more votes than the goodie two-shoes.

Mr. Nighthawk

Nothing escapes your piercing gaze, well as long as it is dark out. Without sunglasses you are as blind as a bat during the day, and unfortunately you just sat on them. At night you can pick out a target and
watch
who visits them.

Belonging to the
Shadow
you, XXXX, YYYY, and ZZZZ have occupied a private booth in the corner of the diner.Thankfully the booth is currently open night and day for use.

Your fellowship can direct shadows to
kill
one person at night.

Amongst your shadowy team is another; WWWW is a traitor who is completely unaware of who the
Shadow
consists of.

How does your side win? Control more votes than the goodie two-shoes.

Romeo the Restless Spirit

Oh woe is thee! To have fallen in delusional love prematurely. If only it was Elvis in Las Vegas instead of a Friar and his drugs. Now your spirit is forever tied to
Juliet
; thus when one of you dies so does the other.

However, upon death, your spirit lingers one more day. After dying you can still cast votes the following day by sending me a PM.
Do not post in thread at all after death.

How does your side win? Destroy all baddies, doi.

Juliet the Restless Spirit

Oh woe is thee! To have fallen in delusional love prematurely. If only it was Elvis in Las Vegas instead of a Friar and his drugs. Now your spirit is forever tied to
Romeo
; thus when one of you dies so does the other.

However, upon death, your spirit lingers one more day. After dying you can still cast votes the following day by sending me a PM.
Do not post in thread at all after death.

How does your side win? Destroy all baddies, doi.

Vanilla Zombie

Simple and elegant, you shamble along like a bar-fight ballerina.

Your essential vote and amazing voice is all you got to achieve victory, even if most of what you say is in drools and grunts

How does your side win? Destroy all baddies, doi.

Inspector Does-Not-Want-To-Be-Food

Commissioner Bacon
,
Sgt. CoughsCoffee
,
Inspector Does-Not-Want-To-Be-Food
,
Lieutenant S'more of What
, and
Detective Donut
have come together to solve a case. You and your fellow boys in blue have gotten a private booth to hash things out. Thankfully the booth is currently open night and day for use.

Long hours and no respect has turned you into a
cop
of questionable sanity. Your investigations take place at night.

One of you is
sane
, one is
insane
, one is
paranoid
, one is
naive
, and one is a
liar
.

How does your side win? Destroy all baddies, doi.

Lieutenant S'more of What

Commissioner Bacon
,
Sgt. CoughsCoffee
,
Inspector Does-Not-Want-To-Be-Food
,
Lieutenant S'more of What
, and
Detective Donut
have come together to solve a case. You and your fellow boys in blue have gotten a private booth to hash things out. Thankfully the booth is currently open night and day for use.

Long hours and no respect has turned you into a
cop
of questionable sanity. Your investigations take place at night.

One of you is
sane
, one is
insane
, one is
paranoid
, one is
naive
, and one is a
liar
.

How does your side win? Destroy all baddies, doi.

Sgt. CoughsCoffee

Commissioner Bacon
,
Sgt. CoughsCoffee
,
Inspector Does-Not-Want-To-Be-Food
,
Lieutenant S'more of What
, and
Detective Donut
have come together to solve a case. You and your fellow boys in blue have gotten a private booth to hash things out. Thankfully the booth is currently open night and day for use.

Long hours and no respect has turned you into a
cop
of questionable sanity. Your investigations take place at night.

One of you is
sane
, one is
insane
, one is
paranoid
, one is
naive
, and one is a
liar
.

How does your side win? Destroy all baddies, doi.

Detective Donut

Commissioner Bacon
,
Sgt. CoughsCoffee
,
Inspector Does-Not-Want-To-Be-Food
,
Lieutenant S'more of What
, and
Detective Donut
have come together to solve a case. You and your fellow boys in blue have gotten a private booth to hash things out. Thankfully the booth is currently open night and day for use.

Long hours and no respect has turned you into a
cop
of questionable sanity. Your investigations take place at night.

One of you is
sane
, one is
insane
, one is
paranoid
, one is
naive
, and one is a
liar
.

How does your side win? Destroy all baddies, doi.

The Vengeful Cook with the Gunpowder Cake

Being a disgruntled employee does have its perks. For example: you get to lash out at others. Although, you have a tough decision to make regarding how to lash out. Do you eat the
Gunpowder Cake
, turning you into a bomb that explodes when someone tries to kill you? Or do you give the cake away, and keep the
Cursed Knife
to kill someone when you are lynched?

At any time in the game you may give someone either the
Cursed Knife
, making them vengeful, or the
Gunpowder Cake
, making them a bomb. As soon as you send me a PM with your choice, both items activate; no take-backsies.

How does your side win? Destroy all baddies, doi.

Chocolate Zombie

Mmmm mmm mmmm, you are a complex creature. Rich moans of moral dilemmas escape your mouth as brains are shoved in.

You can eat the brain of another,
stealing
any abilities they may posses. This is a one time deal and any flavor of their role is distorted by your chewing. You are too shy to eat brains in broad daylight and must wait until night to feed.

How does your side win? Destroy all baddies, doi.

The-One-Who-Doesn't-Tip

You've eaten your meal and it was decent, nothing special. Worth tipping? No. In fact, you demand justice for such an average experience. Somebody has to pay for the mediocrity of your life, and it certainly isn't going to come out your bank account.

What luck you decided to carry your revolver with
one shot
. At night you may choose one person to
kill
to set things right.

How does your side win? Destroy all baddies, doi.

Waitress with the Mesmerizing Menu

Your delivery of daily specials stuns diners. With so many options, how could they make a decision by themselves? Inevitably, it is up to your recommendations to guide them to tasty nirvana.

Working at night, you may pick one person to mesmerize, momentarily
role-blocking
them that night. That person will also become enthralled, and the both of you will continue the conversation in a private booth, discussing your various options.

You will be too wrapped up in conversation to use your mesmerizing menu a second time.

How does your side win? Destroy all baddies, doi.

Spoiler: Flavor scenes

Death tapped a skeletal finger on the counter, examining the diner. Everything was spotless. The tin napkin holders gleamed like silver. The scuff marks on the tile floor were barely noticeable. All the grime from past endeavors seemed to be washed away too. Starting fresh was the idea that came during a particularly ashy morning. Death just wanted to get away from... well, from death.

"Should I unlock the doors and let them in?" asked Charon.

"A small queue has formed..." Death scanned the room again. "Everything seems to be up to snuff. Alright, let's not hold things ups anymore. Open the doors, flip the sign, and greet the diners."

"You are going to summon a more appropriate visage, are you? You're going to scare the life out of them."

Death frowned at Charon, who timely rushed to let the hungry horde in. They had a haggard look, even for this early in the morning. Polite enough, Charon greeted them with a smile and a cheerful nod. Death on the other hand was horrified; to think a certain local element would attract here.

Death watched as they slowly filed into the front area. To them Death appeared as a large, jovial man with beady bespectacled eyes situated on a round face. Some of them, who seemed more skin and bone than the rest, eyed Death in a most unsavory way.

Leading the early morning crowd in smaller groups, Charon had them all seated before Death could blink, which isn't saying much considering the need to blink almost never arose. Charon collected all the orders while Death waited impatiently to hear the undead curiosity.

"We have: one brain omelette with hollandaise; six sunnies with a side of brains; buttermilk pancakes with brain syrup, one short stack, one tall," said Charon. "Oh and the last wants a cinnamon roll."

"I'll tell you right now, I am not going to kill anybody to get those ingredients. They will have to order--"

"--already anticipated," said Charon, before Death could get anymore worked up. "I bought some monkey brains from a local market yesterday."

"You knew about the zombies living here and didn't tell me?"

"I thought you would be upset."

Death's head wobbled in disbelief. "No brains with the cinnamon roll?"

"Nope. Vegetarian."

Death shrugged and relayed the orders to the kitchen. Yet the kitchen didn't respond. "...Charon, go see what's keeping them."

The kitchen was in complete disarray. Pots and pans were everywhere. Charon had to have careful footing with knives and dishes scattered about. Aside from the mess, the kitchen was vacant. Even sound disappeared. A silence unfitting for what was suppose to be a busy day.

The trail of debris led to the back door. Charon hesitated for some unfounded reason before opening the door. Sitting outside, staring right at Charon, was a scrawny mutt. Its tail wagged.

The poor thing must be hungry.

Charon gently picked up the mutt and carried it inside. Sealing off a corner of the kitchen, behind the now empty packing boxes, Charon left the mutt to find some food.

The ovens were on, unattended, and filled with breads, muffins, and other such pastries. Charon pulled out a loaf of banana bread that looked to be done. Not knowing if it was good for dogs to eat banana bread, Charon broke off a smallish bite.

The mutt thoroughly enjoyed the bite despite Charon's health concerns.

"I hope you staying here won't be too upsetting," said Charon, petting the mutt just behind the ears.

Death had forgotten how rewarding cooking could be--it rarely comes up when you don't need to eat. As the sizzle and scent of food mixed into the hot kitchen air, Death could almost taste the appetizing aromas on a bone-dry tongue.

"Is that barking?" uttered Death, escaping the reverie.

"You are going to need to stop for a second," said Charon, bursting into the kitchen. "A fight's broken out."

Death cursed the stars for another hiccup in what was supposed to be smooth sailing, and turned the burners down.

A fight between zombies was bizarre to say the least; a food fight even more so. Most didn't have the coordination to aim properly. The scene had more resemblances to a dance at an old folks home than an actual fight.

And yet one person was trampled beneath the slow, chaotic procession. Bright red pooled on the floor. Death's spine shuttered; this was a first... someone died and Death had no inclination of it. The liquid began to bubble. Small shadows swirled and hissed.

Diners with weak stomachs rushed outside, but they were buffeted by wind, in the eye of a storm no one could leave.

"Are you doing that?" Charon asked.

"Something else... I can't place it."

Death was exhausted. Piles of dishes surrounded like the himalayan mountains. Turns out distraught diners are hungrier instead of less.

Death slumped down, into a wooden chair, allowing bones to creak.

The whirlwind continued to assault outside.

A dog padded up to Death.

Death could only shrug.

***

Charon walked amongst the crowded tables and booths. Coats became blankets as snores and sleep-talkers echoed off the walls.

It's been ages since I rested my eyes.

Sitting on a stool, elbows on the counter, Charon wondered what Death would think when the pup was found--it was inevitable, Charon knew it.

With recent events, this might become as bad as the Styx incident.

Charon noticed one booth contained nothing but a pair of empty coats--the kind of coats that would be worn to an extravagant night out, to a play perhaps. From what Charon could remember, a translucent-like couple had settled down there.

Charon went over to gather the coats.

Would they really have left in this weather?

The coats were covered in salt.

A faint light brokered with the darkness of night. It was tough to see the sun rise through the dense clouds.

"What do you expect me to do here?" Death asked with arms crossed.

"We can name the poor thing for starters." Peering down at the pup, Charon said, "and we'll make you a nice comfy place to sleep through the night."

Death was not amused by the logistics. The crowd out front had become even more ravenous. And a dog was bound to get into trouble; they always did in Death's experience, something to do with their naivety or loyalty.

"You have a name in mind?" asked Death.

"I thought, maybe, Cerebus would be nice, y'know, after--"

"No. Something else, anything else." Death scrubbed bony fingers against an equally aged skull, no longer bothering with a disguise. "Charon, we'll get through whatever this is. Every restaurant has a rough patch at first. Just take care of the dog. Make sure it doesn't bother anybody, and stays out of the kitchen. I'll figure out the rest."

The aroma of coa-coa beans and tin cans wafted in the air. A silhouette appeared in the doorway, wheezing.

The pup's fur bristled. Barking like a pack of guards raising an alarm, the pup sensed danger, and, as all good pups do, had to warn somebody.

Death senses were firing as well, a familiar itch as the zombie waded into view.

Charon knocked it on the head with a frying pan before it could take another step. The head snapped off, barely attached than it had previously appeared.

"We'll get through this," said Death, unfazed by another corpse.

Maple syrup steamed atop french-toast and sausage links. Grapefruit accompanied cantaloupe while orange juice and coffee were scattered about. Forks and knives clinked between idle chatter.

Beneath the hot plates and hungry feet, a shadow hid in the tile cracks, waiting. Soon the shadow would be complete again. More corpses was all it would take; it would be inevitable then, irresistible.

The diner had a bright hopeful atmosphere, despite recent events, if the cheery faces were any indication. However occasional faces wrinkled in worry, momentary and indistinct. Small nervous tics were present.

The shadow knew the calm demeanor would break; the two bodies would make it certain.

The shadow had a job to do, and one little restaurant was not going to get in its way.

Another bloody mess last night.

This is getting worse,

thought Charon,

Who is causing this? It has to be someone here.

Wiping clean the last of the tables, Charon sighed in relief; arms and feet sore, Charon sat down.

Charon smiled at the sight of Death playing with the pup--now named Midnight, after its deep black fur. It had gotten a hold of Death's foot and was using it as a chew toy. Midnight had grown considerably from the scrawny mutt it had been.

I'm glad Death decided to give up the reaping business. A minor deity would've taken over by now. Some souls might suffer under the new management, but they will get by just fine.

Limping, Death checked the napkin dispensers as Midnight happily trailed Death's heels. Of course they needed to restock but, with the storm, were unable to. Death didn't seem to be worried.

I'm surprised Death hasn't had an outburst during this. Things have been tense since Cerebus died. But now Death seems calmer than ever.

Polished badge, tinted in blood, clinked on the floor from a trembling hand. Whispered suspicions ran rampant, not quiet enough to be concealed.

The shadow hissed; it needed more. It needed to return to way it was. Too long had the shadow remained isolated. The shadow had become a void of its former self.

In the falling light the shadow observed them, planning its retaliation, its revival.

If only events had gone differently before.

The shadow slipped away before that infernal skeleton would notice.

A tennis ball bounced on the tiles, then against the wall.

Midnight chased the ball, paws slipping on the waxed floor.

Death waited for Midnight to return.

***

Scones and crumbs were all that remained, dry and unassuming for a pastry. They were easy to ignore when hot meals were plenty.

Will this be enough for ten?

Charon measured the plate as if weighing would magically change the amount there.

No else seemed to fuss over how much food was served; though they did rush to devour what was available.

One apparently had trouble chewing, evident by the universal sign of food-stuck-in-throat: blue-faced and clutching neck.

Wait, that's not choking! That blue tint is normal skin deterioration.

The zombie collapsed before Charon could figure out how to help.

***

The shadow was pleased. Back to square one wasn't so bad. Start out small, let it boil over.

The diner had been quiet as of late--complacency in those gone missing, or maybe malnutrition had been causing the apathetic atmosphere. Death could care less which it was currently, being too preoccupied with the recent absence of his animal companion.

"I can't seem to find Midnight..." said Death to Charon.

"Didn't leave the backdoor open, did you?"

"No... Midnight wouldn't just leave. Midnight knows better than to risk the storm."

"Suppose that makes sense," Charon said.

Death paced back and forth. "Check the backdoor for me just in case?"

Charon left in what Death could only assume was restrained annoyance.

A shadow slipped out of Death's vision. Thinking it belonged to the dog, Death chased after it. However the trail quickly went cold, as cold as the dead body in the corner. There was a sign of a struggle, but no sign of anyone else.

Sure. Care more about Midnight than the rest of us,

Charon thought,

not even paying attention to yourself.

Death was different, Charon was certain.

Reaching the backdoor, Charon paused; a half-remembered sense of foreboding told Charon to be careful.

Charon opened the door but nothing was there, nothing except violent winds. Empty containers and towels flew off shelves.

With effort the door shut, Charon leaning a shoulder hard into it.

At least all I have to worry about is diners. Not like last time, ferrying souls across the river Styx. No multitude of souls running amuk.

Freezing arms tackled Charon who panicked before noticing the lifeless form and pushing it away. Coins were burned deep into the eye sockets.

At least this time I won't have to watch Death clean up my mess as a possessed Cerebus had to be put down.

"Where is Midnight?!" Death huffed at the diners.

They merely exchanged confused glances.

Death wasn't going to be fooled by them."One of you must have done something!"

Death puffed.

"I will blow this diner down if I have to..."

Charon jumped in between, "They haven't done anything. Although they did accidentally kill another zombie." Charon turned towards the diners, "You probably shouldn't have done--"

"How do you

accidentally

murder someone?" Death said.

Charon, gently removing Death back to the kitchen, said, "It happens. Besides, haven't you noticed? Another force is at work here. Their actions are being influenced."

Death shrugged, unaware of what Charon was getting at.

Soft, furry footsteps padded along the tiles. The shadow watched the mutt pass along silently in the night, and thinking, as shadows sometimes do, that it was a nice time for a snack. A tasty cherry atop this chaos sundae.

***

Death was distraught on a stool, "I am lost here. This was meant to be simple. Easy."

Charon hated consoling, but who else was going to do it?

You don't make a lot of friends when you're busy reaping.

Charon placed a hand on Death's bone-sharp shoulder.

"I don't know," Death said. "I thought I could find peace here... you know, the odd thing is... supervising souls was less demanding than this. Not to mention corporeal bodies are way messier."

***

As Midnight raced through the diner, weaving through hollow chair legs and sleepers, the shadow followed behind. The shadow was getting closer and closer. It glided, thick and thin, across the night, ready to sate its appetite.

Just as the shadow was about to reach Midnight a light still on halted its progress. The shadow retreated at the sight of the skeleton. Disappointed, the shadow left, but it did not matter, the shadow wouldn't be hungry anymore. Soon enough.

The shadow, Death's shadow in fact, only wanted to return home, to the usual business of caring for souls. But nooohh... that skeleton, its master, wanted to give up, to retire. How could running a diner ever compare with their previous task? It was miserable.

But now it was over. The diner would go out of business. A massacre of this size makes it inevitable; there's nothing left for Death to do except go back to reaping.

Pleased, the shadow silently slipped underneath Death once more. Back home.

***

A week later, the diner was boarded up. Charon and Death took one last look at what could have been. Something of an "Oh well" passed between them. Death opened a portal to the netherworld. They entered with a new guard-dog tagging along.

Spoiler: Actions

4nxi3ty · Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:42 am

In post 3836, PeregrineV wrote:Thanks for modding!![/b]

thanks for playing, same goes for everyone who joined.

zMuffinMan wrote:which reminds me, i'd like to see night actions.

righto endgame post updated