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chesskid3 Survivor
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@TS: sure. We should wait for a reply from/ask the rest of okkezia
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animorpherv1 Honey Trap
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Robotnick2 Goon
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Well, that certainly has been a dramatic read
Begin diplomatic transmission
Elewynnwould like to announce her spending budget for this quarter:- £2.5bntoEducation.
- £1bntogeneral upkeep.
- £1bnto the development ofrare earth metal extraction.
- £1bnto the development ofnatural gas extraction.
- £1.75bnto the research ofNuclear Fusionfor use in nuclear power plants.
- £1bnto the research of aTricorderfor use in medical establishments.
- £1bnto the research ofNon-Lethal Weaponryfor the protection ofElewynn.
- £1bnto the research ofReverse Osmosisfor the purification of water.
- £250mto set up a referendum for allElewyycitizens concerning the full nationalisation of universities inElewyy, results to be collected next quarter.
Cardinal Convocationmore power in moderating the quality of our education, such that we can continue to be the best educational system in the whole of Gazebo.
End diplomatic transmission
I was mostly oblivious toTigerpocalypse 2011
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chesskid3 Survivor
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JDGA Goon
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Castelia would like to report that some experimental and highly dangerous pun-related technology has been stolen from one of its research laboratories. Our authorities are tracking down the culprit as we speak.Fickle, cold and harsh or caring and warm
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"Welcome to the Orthel Public Broadcasting News. Sorry for interrupting your scheduled program, but we've got breaking news on the satellite launch.
If you tuned in last night, you'll recall that last night we had live footage of liftoff, and if the weather was clear in your area, you may have even caught a glimpse of the bright light moving across the sky. Well, we've got good news. The lead scientists and engineers of the Gazebo Orbiter have just confirmed that the satellite is in a stable orbit around Gazebo. This is a tremendous breakthrough for space exploration, and Orthel hopes to gather a plethora of data from our satellite. This mission is only the first of many, and the council hopes to send a manned mission into space in the not so distant future.
You've heard it here first, folks. Orthel's the first nation to hold an unmanned space mission, and the first nation to successfully put an object into a stable orbit around Gazebo. Tune in to the news at six to get the full story. Now back to your regularly scheduled OPB program."-
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WE ARE OK WITH THISIn post 701, animorpherv1 wrote:Meh, why not @TSWe are lazy people on an adventure, flirting with life but too shy to go all the way.-
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Castelia has discovered that the man behind the theft of this technology is none other than "Drench" - since our initial report, we have learned that he has reverse-engineered the technology to hijack the nation of Phiranye. Drench now calls himself President Puntin IV, and seemingly every one of Phiranye's 20 120 180 citizens now answer to the flag of PUNATHEIA. The pun-powers of this were so extreme that they apparently caused all of this to happen a year ago, so as of today absolutely nothing has changed.
In short, Super Mario is out, and please welcome Drench! He has £30 billion to spend.Fickle, cold and harsh or caring and warm
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Drench he/himcrucial waukesha voterhe/him
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Well, that's certainly...doused...Super Mario's run, hasn't it? Looks like he's......shelled.......out big-time.
Here all week. And beyond. For a few years.
President Puntin cordially invites world leaders to his Pun Palace for fun, games and a pun contest, with the winner receiving a $20 voucher to the local milk bar. Or you can just PM him: it's your call!join your union-
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Good day, Mr. President.
~Ambassador Tor'Kin, Face to the WorldShowSeven Deadly Sins. Six thrilling chapters. One epic adventure.
Pathfinder: Rise of the Runelords
Chapter One: Burnt Offerings
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JDGA Goon
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(oh god this was the worst idea)In post 710, Drench wrote:Well, that's certainly...doused...Super Mario's run, hasn't it? Looks like he's......shelled.......out big-time.Fickle, cold and harsh or caring and warm
Strongly opinionated or barely invested, but a constant
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JasonWazza Jack of All Trades
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This made it seem like something OTHER then a replacement >.>In post 706, JDGA wrote:Castelia would like to report that some experimental and highly dangerous pun-related technology has been stolen from one of its research laboratories. Our authorities are tracking down the culprit as we speak.Returning win rate: 4/1, 80%
In the process of creating a game to mod, we will see what it holds.-
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Drench he/himcrucial waukesha voterhe/him
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this is going to be so greatIn post 712, JDGA wrote:
(oh god this was the worst idea)In post 710, Drench wrote:Well, that's certainly...doused...Super Mario's run, hasn't it? Looks like he's......shelled.......out big-time.join your union-
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Let it be said, ah, that even though we don't pay too much attention to the outside world, the pundits in Swizzerland are all atwitter over these latest developments. We look forward to seeing what happens upun the new President's arrival. Hopefully, it can be met with, ah, punderous applause.-
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Drench he/himcrucial waukesha voterhe/him
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animorpherv1 Honey Trap
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animorpherv1 Honey Trap
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In post 258, animorpherv1 wrote:In addition, starting next week:
2 billion a week into general upkeep
2 billion a week into tourism
Throw half of any money remaining at the end of the week(real life week) into the national bank, and the other half into tourism.In post 260, animorpherv1 wrote:Scratch the weekly 2B into tourism, and throw it into a private emergency fund instead
Saving for the future, folks."Animorpherv1's posts are so powerful that prolonged exposure may cause vertigo, nausea, acute tinnitus, and in rare cases, death." - vonflare
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Magua Jack of All Trades
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President Puntin, with all, ah, due respect, we feel that the amount of space you put around some of your words is pauseitively too much.-
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Ah, I still haven't spent any money. I better do that: don't want to be ka-ching myself out.
£2.5m creating a new form of currency equal to the £ in every way except it uses the $ instead. This covers reprinting costs: the new bills will be phased in over the coming years to avoid rampant inflation, but the $ change is immediate.
$3b in general upkeep: any leftover money to be set aside in a rainy-day fund for emergencies.
An additional $2b is to be placed in this rainy-day fund immediately.
$500+m on a Productivity Audit* to discover the best ways of improving Punatheia from hereon in. This Audit is to be carried out by a Productivity Commission. If $500m is not sufficient, the rainy-day fund may be used to cover the rest. The Audit will analyze as its main priorities resource management, the economy, education systems within Punatheia, the quality of life within Punatheia as related to income and status, and future prospects.
$500+m on a Productivity Commission, staffed by independent public servants, with the power to seek advice from experts in various disciplines in order to help carry out their directed goals of finding ways of improving productivity and the quality of life within Punatheia. If $500m is not sufficient, the rainy-day fund may be used to cover the rest.
$2b to create an Sky Institute: the Institute's purpose is to study anything to do with the sky, whether it be space, climate change or weather, or perhaps something beyond. The Institute may be legislatively directed, but remains an independent frontier of science within Punatheia.
Law: Any unspent money is to be stored in the rainy-day fund at period's conclusion.
really proud of that delegation ngljoin your union-
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