Micro 236: Aristocats Mafia, GAME OVER

[Umbrage]

Why would I make a rock solid case against you for a reaction test? Lol umbrage your scum game needs work. If you are town then your town game REALLY needs work.

your "rock solid case" relies on me mixing up mason and neighbour

yeah I'm quaking in my boots

keep pushing though, I'm almost convinced you're too suicidally stupid to be scum

[Jake from State Farm]

Oh I've posted more than that but lol@you to pretend I haven't.

I'm the most obv town in the game and your vote on me is just another strike against you.

[Umbrage]

I'm not getting lynched today. And neither are you.

UNVOTE: Jake

You're town. Doing more harm than good, but I know that kind of blind obsession. Do yourself a favour and step away from this game for a day or two.

so you have slimer as town? slimer hasn't done jack diddly and is now trying to clown vote me

You and slimer are equally scummy IMO, which is still less than Nexus/Evil.

[Umbrage]

I did have slimer above you on my to-lynch list, but then you made this post:

I'll switch between slimer and umbrage I'm fine either way

[Jake from State Farm]

No you see you ARE getting lynched today. You can ignore all my case but the most glaring strike against you is sheeping nexus and blaming him when he's wrong. Taking the responsibility completely off yourself.

If umbrage isn't getting lynched then you better all lynch me cause I'm not going to go another day phase with caught scum that town wanted to derp on.

[Jake from State Farm]

Umbrage, have you always thought apathy was a town tell?

[Umbrage]

No you see you ARE getting lynched today. You can ignore all my case but the most glaring strike against you is sheeping nexus and blaming him when he's wrong. Taking the responsibility completely off yourself.

If umbrage isn't getting lynched then you better all lynch me cause I'm not going to go another day phase with caught scum that town wanted to derp on.

what in the fuck

there was probably scum on the lynch

it wasn't me

I don't think it's you

uctriton was the first vote

that leaves Nexus

power of deduction bitch

and if you cannot tell the difference between "pick who you want to lynch" and "tell me who to lynch" then mafia is probably not for you

if the most glaring strike against me is mislynching on D1 then I think I'm pretty good

Umbrage, have you always thought apathy was a town tell?

yeah

[Jake from State Farm]

You are the scum on the lynch

Now why would you lie about the apathy question, I'll never know

[ArcAngel9]

we have seven days time..why rushing..
I still need to get more information from TCold/UCT..... that slot posts are still very opportunist.

the last two pages of game is bit shaded for me..so i will re-read it again but not today..i ll do that tomorrow
Umbrage, do you have double votes? i see your name is twice in VCA, i am confused.

[Umbrage]

You are the scum on the lynch

Now why would you lie about the apathy question, I'll never know

ok

[uctriton00]

there's nothing opportunistic, i usually play this game during lunch at work or right before bed

[uctriton00]

If umbrage isn't getting lynched then you better all lynch me cause I'm not going to go another day phase with caught scum that town wanted to derp on.

NO

I've seen that enough on mafiascum where someone tries to offer themselves up for a lynch; if you're town then don't invite yourself on a lynch.

[Evil Regals]

Evil, I thought you were going to meta people and look for basic behaviors, what happened with that?

back to umbrage, one thing I noticed is (and this could be no big deal but since people are suspicious of slimer) twice when somebody voted slimer, umbrage pops in shortly after and votes somebody else. I mean he does vote slimer at one point also but it only lasted about 30 minutes and totally looked like distancing.

slimer/umbrage pair is possible

I was and am planning on it, but rl needs to stop going off like a rocket. It's currently interfering with everything including me being able to post. It's not that I'm stalling, but I have

very

limited time.

Umbrage really got defensive and quite OMGUS worthy trying to say we are partners because I voted you. Which in retrospect the way we have been engaging each other does not make sense for scum partners.

[Jake from State Farm]

If umbrage isn't getting lynched then you better all lynch me cause I'm not going to go another day phase with caught scum that town wanted to derp on.

NO

I've seen that enough on mafiascum where someone tries to offer themselves up for a lynch; if you're town then don't invite yourself on a lynch.

I'm not going to play day 3 with umbrage still alive so...

[Umbrage]

If umbrage isn't getting lynched then you better all lynch me cause I'm not going to go another day phase with caught scum that town wanted to derp on.

NO

I've seen that enough on mafiascum where someone tries to offer themselves up for a lynch; if you're town then don't invite yourself on a lynch.

I'm not going to play day 3 with umbrage still alive so...

so replace out bitch

[Jake from State Farm]

If you don't get lynched today I absolutely will

[Umbrage]

the day so far:

Jake: I THINK UMBRAGE IS SCUM BECAUSE REASONS

Umbrage: those reasons are idiotic

Jake: YOU NEVER EXPLAIN YOURSELF THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SCUM

Umbrage: fine here are explanations as to why your reasons are shit

Jake: WAH IF I DON'T GET UMBRAGE LYNCHED IT IS LITERALLY THE END OF THE WORLD

[Umbrage]

You are the scum on the lynch

Now why would you lie about the apathy question, I'll never know

I have no idea why you think I lied about that because it's something I've used for many games as scum and town

but then you're pretty deluded anyways so I guess I'm not surprised

[Umbrage]

I mean

I'VE HAD AN AWFUL MORNING AND I WANNA LYNCH SCUM NOW

SKELDA OR SLIMER TAKE YOUR PICK LET'S GO

oh look at that it's scum me leaving the choice of whether my buddy slimer or townie Skelda gets lynched to townie Nexus

I sheep townies who have a 50/50 chance of killing my scum partner

I'm so good at scum

[Umbrage]

Evil and Nexus are scum sitting back and laughing while town kills itself.

VOTE: Nexus

now unstick your head from your ass Jake and let's kill scum today

[Jake from State Farm]

You are the scum on the lynch

Now why would you lie about the apathy question, I'll never know

I have no idea why you think I lied about that because it's something I've used for many games as scum and town

but then you're pretty deluded anyways so I guess I'm not surprised

Yet I found a game where as town you specifically said apathy was a null tell so...

I have come to the conclusion you are probably a pathological liar and lying isn't alignment related.

[Umbrage]

which game?

[Jake from State Farm]

Jake: YOU NEVER EXPLAIN YOURSELF THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SCUM

blatant misrep

see day 1 I had a town read on you but that slowly started to change and I have absolutely given reasons why you are scum.

1st reason - "cause your contributions have been shit" (post 310)
2nd reason - "How would umbrage know the other neighbor was a townie..." and "Neighbors are unknown to each other and certainly aren't guaranteed to be town/ town
Slip ?" (post 315)
3rd reason - But his play also suggests scum rather town. (post 317)
4th reason - http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 8#p5367988
5th reason - "I mean you took a harmless statement and twisted it into something scummy, not to mention you totally lied to cover up your slip that the other neighbor is town. " (post 341) Note you say that you were originally kidding but it wasn't obvious to me so :shrug:
6th reason - http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 2#p5368782
7th reason - you say this "Sheep? I LED the Skelda wagon, biotch. you can call me scum but don't you dare call me sheep" but earlier you said this "I let Nexus choose because I wanted to see who he chose (he chose a townie, how interesting) and because I wanted to get the fucking day over with" You were going to go with whatever Nexus chose by your own admission. THAT IS SHEEPING. And add insult to injury you blame him for being wrong and now think he is scum. THAT IS SCUM MOTIVATION.

so have a nice day sir. you ARE getting lynched today.

[Jake from State Farm]

which game?

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 4#p3915674

APATHY IS A NULL TELL.

[Umbrage]

You were going to go with whatever Nexus chose by your own admission. THAT IS SHEEPING. And add insult to injury you blame him for being wrong and now think he is scum. THAT IS SCUM MOTIVATION.

AND HE COULD'VE SAID TO LYNCH WHO YOU SAY IS MY PARTNER

WHY WOULD I AS SCUM TAKE THAT RISK

WHY WOULD I SHEEP NEXUS OF ALL PEOPLE

which game?

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 4#p3915674

APATHY IS A NULL TELL.

that was to try and say that someone is TOWN