Planet: MafiaScum 2 - Winter 2018

[Maestro]

[SalmonellaDreams]

[SalmonellaDreams]

damnit, maestro

[JDGA]

Hajek's second attempt towards space was underway.

"Okay Haj, you've made it past the atmosphere. What are the gauges reading?"

"Fuel levels at 30%, temperature is fine. Altitude is 150 km. The gravity turn was successful."

"Okay, Biederman, that's great. You need to burn prograde for 27 seconds."

...

"Done. What's my apoapsis?"

"212 km."

Haj gets excited.

"Periapsis?"

"227 km. Congratulations, Hajek, you've made it to a stable orbit."

[SalmonellaDreams]

[JDGA]

[SalmonellaDreams]

ORTHEL SENT HAJ TO SPACE

SPACEEEE

[chesskid3]

imagine if someone blew up mission control center for poor old Haj

[SalmonellaDreams]

Chesskid, do you want to start a joint mission to terraform a giant dick on the moon?

[Maestro]

^ damn, Sal really knows the way into chess's heart

[SalmonellaDreams]

It will usher in a new era of unity and political dick waving.

[chesskid3]

Chesskid, do you want to start a joint mission to terraform a giant dick on the moon?


Chesskid, do you want to start a joint mission to terraform a giant dick on the moon?

yes.

You have the space technology and I have the explosives yeah?

[SalmonellaDreams]

I'd say we go for it. How much money do you want to put in?

Donations from other countries will be welcome.

[Lord Mhork]

In light of the recent successful space launch from Orthel, His Holiness feels today is not the proper time to get into a debate with his holiness Maestro Lux. However this is the sort of conflict that must be resolved for the good of all Gazebo.

Congratulations to Orthel for their success.

~Ambassador Tor'Kin, Face to the World

[chesskid3]

I'm good for 2 billion, with my recent missile expenditure that should be enough to retrofit explosives to make a penis

[Lord Mhork]

Are you guys seriously doing this?

[SalmonellaDreams]

Do you want to do it this turn?

Yes. If I can get something in orbit, a Hoffman Transfer to the moon is really easy. Do you want to make a donation to our cause?

[chesskid3]

2 Billion on engineering an explosive that will shape a dick into the surface of the moon

2.5 billion on research agreement

1billion on upkeep

3 billion on producing missiles

2 billion on building more mineral mining facilities

rest of my money into improving education

[Lord Mhork]

If you're actually gonna do that, I have to vehemently oppose it. Holy Empire is a very environmental nation like that. >.>

[SalmonellaDreams]

2B on a modified space probe designed to go towards the moon that can hold mentioned dick missiles

I'm sorry you feel this way. Consider it an experiment. The moon is empty anyways, and the first man made object to the moon is a huge achievement for mankind.

[Lord Mhork]

Have you thought of the ramifications on the world as a whole? I'm sure there will be a major backlash from the non-12, non-male population

[SalmonellaDreams]

Have you thought of the scientific benefits? It's a pretty good engineering feat, and the first joint space mission. Additionally, kicking up some crust helps us identify the moon's material. Finally, it'll lead to the first man made object on the moon.

[Lord Mhork]

If it were any symbol other than vulgarity, I would be willing to assist. Unfortunately I cannot otherwise.

[chesskid3]

But if it were any other symbol I wouldn't be interested

[Lord Mhork]

If you reconsider the design, the Holy Empire will offer its assistance to compensate for the loss of Lord Chesskid.

~Ambassador Tor'Kin, Face to the World