Planet: MafiaScum 2 - Winter 2018

[JDGA]

has upkeep spending actually been doing anything this game
because some people haven't been doing it and thye haven't like died so...

Upkeep spending absolutely does things, but the effects are gradual.

[Tragedy]

1 cent on making a small campfire... In a house.

[DiplomatDC]

Erm... yeah, sorry :X

Several of our leading dorf psychiatrists find you to be so deeply interesting.

Ahem. Thought you should know.

They'd love to talk to you for a bit, dive into your, ah, beliefs, and ethics, and whatnot.

Anyway, they have been taught to love to work for their masters huh? I am sure that if one day they find out about the life outside their nation, they are bound to wonder why on earth their life seems much more confined to their own.

[Magua]

Anyway, they have been taught to love to work for their masters huh? I am sure that if one day they find out about the life outside their nation, they are bound to wonder why on earth their life seems much more confined to their own.

We are, ahem, in the early stages, so this is all proposals and, ah, pipe dreams, but.

Taught? No. That's not the idea. The idea will be, much like the moles of myth and legend, that they will love work for its own sake. Curiosity, wonder, boredom, these are warts that will not disfigure the glorious molemen faces. They shall not want, but will live lives of pure contentment.

[DiplomatDC]

How do you plan to ensure they do not feel these wants even when exposed to the outside world?

[DiplomatDC]

Oh look, happy scumday to me too.

[JasonWazza]

2B on the AI Collaborative
2B on Industry
2B on Education
2B on Fortification
2B on Healthcare

[Magua]

How do you plan to ensure they do not feel these wants even when exposed to the outside world?

The same way we do anything. Iterative releases. I'm not a bioengineer, you understand, but I'm assured that there are many possible avenues of approach.

[Lord Mhork]

So no one wants the Olympics? You literally have to do nothing more than say 'yeah we'll attend'...

The following budget has been approved by the Twin Houses:

3 billion marcs into Natural Gas
3 billion marcs into Rare Earth Metals
1 billion marcs into F.A.S.H.I.O.N.*
3 billion marcs into A.R.T.I.F.I.C.E.**
1 billion marcs into national fortifications (guard towers, small bases, etc.) with a focus on minimal damage to the natural beauty of the Holy Empire***
700 million marcs into Education****
700 million marcs into Healthcare

*- F.A.S.H.I.O.N. is pleased to announce that this season's catalog will now be available through http://www.fashionmhork.he
---(.6 billion goes into F.A.S.H.I.O.N. and .4 goes to tourism through fashion trendsetting)
**- The Holy Empire is pleased to note that progress is going well even in spite of minor setbacks and remains optimistic towards the project for the future
***- With the issues regarding the moon and the hostilities regarding Swizzerland's testing, this funding shall be allocated toward constructing underground shelters beneath Cathedrals and other public buildings with a focus on preserving natural beauty above all else
****- A new university is opening in Sri'Lanka! The Sri'Lanka Institute of the Arts is coming to hopefully usher in a new age of cultural and artistic brilliance from the Holy Empire

~Ambassador Tor'Kin, Face to the World

[chesskid3]

sry ur link doesnt work

[Lord Mhork]

No shit it doesn't >.>
.he links don't exist. .he is referring to 'Holy Empire.'

[chesskid3]

sry ur empire appears to not exist

[Maestro]

That can be arranged

...but jk

[DiplomatDC]

$2B General Upkeep
$1B Rare Earths and Oil production upgrades
$1B On 'Hawk I' prototype
$1B on the colonisation project (details soon, preferably I want to find some uninhabited islands to use, so no ethnical issues there)
$1B on Space Technology (and a unmanned craft)
$1B on funding a project to supply renewable energy in everyone's houses through various upgrade (you know, solar panels and the like). Upgrades will first be carried out in The Central.

[inspiratieloos]

Missiles! Missiles everywhere!

Today, with a lot of fanfare, Lord Chesskid revealed the 'Friendship mk. 1' missile. During the ceremony several were placed in the 'friendship tubes' of the middle finger statue that graces the central plaza of the capitol "to protect the proud nation of Chesstopia from foreign aggression". Meanwhile [REDACTED] more missiles are being placed in strategic places all over the country. The specifics of it's capabilities are a closely guarded secret. Meanwhile an even larger number of similar missiles are being deployed in Elybria.

[Magua]

This is our shocked face.

[animorpherv1]

5B on soldiers

[TheBadOne]

4B on fortifications
4B on healthcare
2B on oil mining
2B on iron mining

[DiplomatDC]

Pfft. Don't make us build them too. We've got tons of explosives lying around, we just have not loaded them yet.

Send a Hawk I across the world to find out which country loaded the missiles secretly

[chesskid3]

good luck with that world chopper not needing to refuel.

[chesskid3]

also the redacted was the # of missiles I have, as far as I can tell

[Bowser]

Change country name to "Auldrant"

I am not gonna write anything up.

>.>

I'm going to hunt you both down, mods...

[JDGA]

*slaps inspi around a bit with a large trout*

I changed it everywhere I could, apparently he forgot to in his spreadsheet. Blame him, not me!

[inspiratieloos]

Missiles! Missiles everywhere!

Today, with a lot of fanfare, Lord Chesskid revealed the 'Friendship mk. 1' missile. During the ceremony several were placed in the 'friendship tubes' of the middle finger statue that graces the central plaza of the capitol "to protect the proud nation of Chesstopia from foreign aggression". Meanwhile [REDACTED] more missiles are being placed in strategic places all over the country. The specifics of it's capabilities are a closely guarded secret. Meanwhile an even larger number of similar missiles are being deployed in Elybria.

In a further development, Elybria is mobilizing it's forces for... Something... Presumably.

Elybria is set to war economy.

[Klazam]

2B soldiers
3B mining/economy
2B education
2B healthcare
2B in the ARTIFICE collaboration
2B in fortifications
1B in intelligence

High Chancellor Klazam