Open 533: Pick Your Poison - The End

[Hot Cheetos]

Could you please vote YES YES YES so we can at least prod him to do something and start a counterwagon to the carnival of lunacy that you're currently dealing with?

[notscience]

I'm not scumreading DP.

I am really fucking good at catching scumDP (proof: Micro 201, call him scum D1 and the mislynch vengeshoots him. Flips scum. Newbie 1432- Call him scum, Serra comes in and makes me doubt it but I was confident DP was scum before then.)

There's another but I can't think of it off the top of my head. But I've never been wrong about scum-DP in our games, and I don't think he's scum. Does he need a prod? Yes. Do I want him dead over say, Egg? No.

[notscience]

Although Nacho, I do have some thoughts regarding the topic that I'll revisit next time he does a catchup post.

[EspeciallyTheLies]

If you're town hc i hope at some point you realize how stupid and misleading it is to attempt to make the entire team without a scumflip.

To that end, i'm town this game. I apologize i havent been paying much attention. My deadline at work just finished and we're done so i now have more time to focus.

[Venrob]

WELL. YKV IS TOWN. DOESN'T MATTER HOW OFF BASE, I'M READING YKV AS A PR. DIDNT WANT TO SHARE THIS, BUT... THAT'S WHY YKV SHOULD LIVE.

HC, ISO YOURSELF. YOU SHOULD SEE MY REASONS.

[EspeciallyTheLies]

Hey Venrob. Let's calm down a bit and talk about what's going on.

What's your read on ns?

[Venrob]

WELL, I FIND NS SCUM. I'VE BEEN SHOUTING IN EPICMAFIA AS A THEME TODAY, SO I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE OFF CAPSLOCK. NONE OF THE CAPS HAS TO DO WITH THIS GAME AT ALL.

[EspeciallyTheLies]

lol... ok. Then why are you voting hc?

[Venrob]

BECAUSE HC IS BIGGER SCUM. HC DIES FIRST. HOPEFULLY WE DO HAVE A VIG WHO EITHER DIDNT SHOOT OR GOT STOPPED BY JAILK, WHO CAN SHOOT NS TONIGHT. HC NEEDS TO DIE BEFORE NIGHT COMES THOUGH. HE IS TOO SCUMMY TO LIVE. ISO HIM PLEASE. I DO BELIEVE I ALREADY DID AN HC ISO. AND POSTED IT.

[EspeciallyTheLies]

I saw that ven, but didn't find it convincing enough. I honestly think he's just derpy.

[notscience]

BECAUSE HC IS BIGGER SCUM. HC DIES FIRST. HOPEFULLY WE DO HAVE A VIG WHO EITHER DIDNT SHOOT OR GOT STOPPED BY JAILK, WHO CAN SHOOT NS TONIGHT. HC NEEDS TO DIE BEFORE NIGHT COMES THOUGH. HE IS TOO SCUMMY TO LIVE. ISO HIM PLEASE. I DO BELIEVE I ALREADY DID AN HC ISO. AND POSTED IT.

YOU ARE BEING A FUCKING DOLT

I AM OBVTOWN AS FUCK AND HC IS PRETTY FUCKING TOWN

I saw that ven, but didn't find it convincing enough. I honestly think he's just derpy.

YOU DARE CALL NACHO DERPY

[EspeciallyTheLies]

What is up your butt ns?

[notscience]

Your team managing to pull wool over the eyes of the town.

[EspeciallyTheLies]

Dude for real. Can we have a for real chat, please? Because I'm town.

Let's start with why you think so?

[notscience]

Dude for real. Can we have a for real chat, please? Because I'm town.

Let's start with why you think so?

Townblocing.

HC is town. Nic is town, as I said D1 but everyone was too daft to listen. YKV is town by Nic being town. Venrob is town. BC is town because this isn't his scum meta.

There are 3 scum, and there are 3 people who aren't town. You do the math.

[EspeciallyTheLies]

So you have everything figured out, huh?

So, let's say you lynch me, and I flip town. What is your next tier of reads?

[Venrob]

Last time i remember someone having reads that "perfect", all their townreads were maf and all their scumreads were town..... (my first game on my wiki, player being absta....at lylo...... I was scum )

[Egg]

Reading. 693, venrob could be scum if notscience is scum. You sound like you want notscience and hot cheetos both dead ASAP. Notscience was just at L-1 and still isn't far off. Yet you are looking for a wagon on Hot Cheetos. So what is steering you off of notscience? Also shut the fuck up about Yellow. Seriously. Notscience was being dumb and no one is listening anymore so just drop it.

Fuck. 704 is the dumbest post this site has ever seen. We should have policy lynched Venrob Day 1.

Why does every attempted wagon stall except notscience? Gee, I wonder who the scum want dead...

Maybe we should just lynch Hermy........

[notscience]

Why does every attempted wagon stall except notscience? Gee, I wonder who the scum want dead...

HC you might be right. Venrob over Egg.

[Egg]

Lol...

[YES YES YES]

Nic's first post in the game was terrible. No RVS vote over something he called "anti-town" is

bad. It seems like he's trying to dissociate himself from a wagon.

Attacking someone for not RVSing anti-town is stupid.

In fact, baldeagle's "Why didn't you vote

for obvscvum" is a town cred fish because he ALSO called Nic Sdcum earlier.

This sucks and doesn't actually make any sense.

Nic claiming he thought the IC was "Inexperienced Challenged" is terrible because Innocent Child

is a role mentioned in the Mod posts.

What does this have to do with anything?

Now I don't like beast's posts. They look like fake contribution.

Another weak observation, doesn't say much at all.

Scum reads:
Nic
Baldeagle
YKV
beast
Hermy

There's also the matter of him having approximately 0 town reads, which sucks a lot.

No. Nobody is lynching YKV OR nic without a massclaim.

On that note, ETL is probs town because no scum would brazenly advocate the lynch on a potential clear.

Why didnt nic die? Idk, maybe scum picked JK? Maybe they wanted WIFOM and make us think he isn't cop?

So, again. Without a massclaim, lets not lynch those two people

Screaming correctly that Nic or YKV should be lynched without a massclaim is good, but tossing suspicion on them in the middle of the post was weird.

[quote="In post 179
Scum reads:
Nic
Baldeagle
YKV
beast
Hermy

Or maybe its because i scum read you day 1

and not making an effort to reanalyze any of these were scummy as fuck, especially when he's trying to explain bc's suspicion of him as a type of delayed OMGUS[/quote]


This better be Baezu and NOT Nacho because this analysis sucks and its not Nacho level :/

Seriously, youre attacking me for not having town reads when I. Listed my scum reads. Wouldnt it logically mean that people who AREN't there are town to me?

And a lot of this is "nitpicking" and not actually analyzing.

[YES YES YES]

Beast stop being so vague.
YESYESYES you need some fresh reads. Also calm your titties, we're gonna catch on that you want to look town if you yell too loud.

I scream to point emphasis. Deal with it

DB.

Besides I may be wrong about you, but I think im still there on beast and hermy

[YES YES YES]

Egg seems town to me, but I dont understand the whole "too genuine to be faked thing", because I am not seeing it.

If anyone can explain why beastcharizard HASNT been coasting, be my guest. Ns, you explain why he isnt scum here.

[notscience]

This better be Baezu and NOT Nacho because this analysis sucks and its not Nacho level :/

I really how you aren't trying to use burden of proficiency

He is town because this isn't his scumgame lol.

[beastcharizard]

If anyone can explain why beastcharizard HASNT been coasting, be my guest. Ns, you explain why he isnt scum here.

did you mean to say: "If anyone can explain how beastcharizard HASN'T been coasting"? I don't think I am coasting and apparently you think I should be?