Planet: MafiaScum 2 - Winter 2018

[orcinus_theoriginal]

In Arrakis, as soon as the object was discovered a fighter jet was sent after it. When the pilot reported back that it was an UAV, this was passed up though the chain of command until it arrived with the Minister of War two hours later, by which time the UAV itself had already returned to Mechanica Terram.

ahHAHAHAhahaaha.

[DiplomatDC]

Enjoy the scrap metal guys.

[D3f3nd3r]

In Arrakis, as soon as the object was discovered a fighter jet was sent after it. When the pilot reported back that it was an UAV, this was passed up though the chain of command until it arrived with the Minister of War two hours later, by which time the UAV itself had already returned to Mechanica Terram.

ahHAHAHAhahaaha.

I thought it would work. I clearly thought wrong

[DiplomatDC]

Hey DC, any reasons behind this whole shebang?

Oh yeah. To find countries who've built missiles.

[Lord Mhork]

You could have asked. Frankly I don't know why you continued the plan even when you knew that we would have to act according to protocol and shoot down the planes. Seems like a lot of wasted time and energy.

In addition His Holiness is adamantly opposed to war and bloody conflict and has thus declared an embargo on Elybria until such a time as a peacetime economy is restored.

~Ambassador Tor'Kin, Face to the World

[SalmonellaDreams]

2B on Infrastructure
2B on Education
3B on Research Pact
2B on Artificial Intelligence
2B to send a spy satellite into Geosynchronous Orbit over Mechanica Terram for the purposes of

trolling DC

Intel.
2B on Intelligence

[SalmonellaDreams]

Also, I do have to warn you guys: shooting down satellites do have potential bad consequences for future space flight.

[orcinus_theoriginal]

You could have asked. Frankly I don't know why you continued the plan even when you knew that we would have to act according to protocol and shoot down the planes. Seems like a lot of wasted time and energy.

In addition His Holiness is adamantly opposed to war and bloody conflict and has thus declared an embargo on Elybria until such a time as a peacetime economy is restored.

~Ambassador Tor'Kin, Face to the World

And I know why.

[Lord Mhork]

What do you mean by that?

~Ambassador Tor'Kin, Fa-GUH!

[JDGA]

Tor'Kin stops suddenly and looks down... to find a hole in his chest with a rapidly growing bloodstain spreading from it. A scream is heard, and he promptly crumples.

An ambulance arrives ten minutes later, but it is too late. Ambassador Tor'Kin, the Face to the World, is proclaimed dead at the scene.

For the Holy Empire of Mhork, 1 died.

[Klazam]

lolwut

High Chancellor Klazam

*written from a secret underground bunker where only the chancellors and the council know about*

[chesskid3]

loooooooooooooooooool

[SalmonellaDreams]

huh

[chesskid3]

*innocent face*

[Lord Mhork]

*static*

"Good afternoon," a hollow voice says. "Ambassador Tor'Kin has been killed. There will be radio silence until His Holiness proclaims a new Voice. All important transmissions will be delivered from me until such a Voice is found. Thank you.

In addition His Holiness would like it known that whomever the responsible party is will be found and held accountable for his crimes. An assault on the voice is tantamount to an assault on the Holy Empire at large."

~Mr. Din'Finaci

[Magua]

[chesskid3]

i never liked that guy tbh

[orcinus_theoriginal]

i would like to issue an official statement that i had nothing to do with this

but would like the assailant to contact us, as we assumedly have the same information.

[chesskid3]

I would like the assailant to contact me so I can give him a bucket of flowers

[JDGA]

Incidentally, in semi-related news, Castelia would like to announce that it has spent the last year poring over demographic records, and would hereby like to present to you, in collaboration with the Holy Empire of Mhork...

THE MOST MHORKISH NATIONS IN THE WORLD

1. The Holy Empire of Mhork

2. The Sacrosanct Auldrant

3. The Divine Arrakis

4. The Hallowed Morphia
5. The Seraphic Espysius
6. The Sublime Orthel
7. The Venerable Gunia
8. The Blessed Amyr
9. The Moral Punatheia
10. The Just Tragoedia
11. The Immoral Castelia
12. The Base Lanthiria
13. The Irreverential Mechanica Terram
14. The Impious Mæristo Lux
15. The Dishonest Swizzerland
16. The Depraved Kartonia
17. The Vile Chesstopia
18. The Corrupted Topos
19. The Profane Elybria
20. The Evil Smouldering Ruin of the Silverlands

Disclaimer: The adjectives were chosen on Mhork's end, so Castelia wishes to assure you that we are and will remain an unbiased source of rankings and drama. We hope you have an excellent year!

[Maestro]

isn't that cute

[Maestro]

btw, are casualties always going to be in blue?

it's such a NICE blue

[chesskid3]

hey maestro Mr. Din'Finaci insulted your mother
you just gonna take that?

[JDGA]

btw, are casualties always going to be in blue?

But of course.

[Maestro]

@chess: who did what now?