Planet: MafiaScum 2 - Winter 2018

[Lord Mhork]

Why would JDGA site flake?

[swyellowtail]

He meant me, Mhork. And I did. For 3 months. The reason? Lack of interest.

[swyellowtail]

Well, it seems that I have quite a number of things to address. Right off the bat, after seeing the international broadcast from both Swizzerland and Elybrian not too long ago, I have to be quite honest, this entire warfare is getting extremely out of hand. On top of that, upon watching, I couldn't bear watching hundreds of thousands of people being killed, especially for what seems to be no reason. So, to start things off:

We will put in 4 billion into medical research
and 4 billion into assisting those that have lost their families due to this outbreak, especially those in Morphia.

And because we seem to feel rather... threatened by the fact that many people are already getting into this war economy,

we will put 10 billion into recruiting 100 thousand soldiers.

No, we will not send any attacks to anyone; they are primarily for defense purposes. Do anything stupid to us, however, and we will send these troops out.

Now, as for the people of Morphia, if your country is still being under attack, we will assist you, unless there is something we have yet to understand about your country that is supposedly "wrong".


To the people of the Holy Empire of Mhork, my family is well aware that you, too, are having some issues. But, as of right now, we will not be able to assist you, other than helping out with your F.A.S.H.I.O.N. and A.R.T.I.F.A.C.E. projects. So,

4.5 billion goes towards the Holy Empire's F.A.S.H.I.O.N. to help improve it for the upcoming seasons
4.5 billion goes towards the Hole Empire's A.R.T.I.F.A.C.E. to help improve its AI.

To the other countries that are not partaking in war, please, do not enter war, it is not the right way to do things.

10 billion goes towards fortification

to make sure we don't get bombarded,

6 billion goes towards counter-intelligence,

because we don't want spies trying to do anything within our own terrain, especially if it's to get an advantage over us,

1.5 billion goes towards rare Earth extraction,
1.5 billion goes towards natural gas extraction,
and the last 4 billion will be stored in our bank.

~Swiftwolf Yellowtail, Leader of Keravika

Because I'm lazy to come up with anything else

[Lord Mhork]

*static*
"His Holiness is much appreciative of your assistance and we are grateful.

In addition on behalf of all of the A.R.T.I.F.I.C.E. project, I would like to welcome you. It seems we may even already have a position freeing up.

Finally have you give thought to embracing the Word of Mhork?"

~Mr. Din'Finaci

[PrivateI]

2 Bn into fortification
3 Bn into anti-missile defenses

[swyellowtail]

*static*
"His Holiness is much appreciative of your assistance and we are grateful.

In addition on behalf of all of the A.R.T.I.F.I.C.E. project, I would like to welcome you. It seems we may even already have a position freeing up.

Finally have you give thought to embracing the Word of Mhork?"

~Mr. Din'Finaci

Up until the international announcement, we did not know much about the other countries, even with those next to us.

~Swiftwolf Yellowtail, Leader of Keravika

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I have been quite fond of the many different religions out there in this world, and from what I've seen, your religion seems to be of the most interesting. We would be happy to accept any Mhorkian--I believe that is the proper term--within our own terrain.

~Swiftwolf Greentail, Most reliable doctor of Keravika

[SalmonellaDreams]

I am officially dropping out of the A.I. collaboration.

Sorry guys, it's money that could be spent elsewhere, and with all of the wars breaking out, I could use some extra money.

Also, I didn't trust Lord Mhork, and now it looks like I can't trust Klazam either.

[Klazam]

I am officially dropping out of the A.I. collaboration.

Sorry guys, it's money that could be spent elsewhere, and with all of the wars breaking out, I could use some extra money.

Also, I didn't trust Lord Mhork, and now it looks like I can't trust Klazam either.

Sorry.

High Chancellor Klazam

[Tragedy]

WAR!
No surprise when there's CHESSKID.

[SalmonellaDreams]

WAR!
No surprise when there's CHESSKID.

chesskid was attacked first.

[Tragedy]

WAR!
No surprise when there's CHESSKID.

chesskid was attacked first.

Well, he's always involved somehow. ._.

Increase tax by 3%

[Bowser]

Posting to post I'm still here.

[swyellowtail]

Oh, and to the people of Swizzerland: Everyone here knows that the gamers, especially the best ones, are not exactly capable of using such technology to utilize defenses at such quick speeds.

~Swiftwolf Pinktail, Keravika's best technician

[Lord Mhork]

*static*
"It's a real tragedy that Orthel has decided to withdraw from our international cooperative project, however we are happy to welcome Keravika. In addition

we will redirect all our finances with regard to the New Mhork Initiative to sending missionaries, spiritual leaders, and Books of Mhork to Keravika.

It is our earnest wish to foster peace and unity even in these difficult times."

~Mr. Din'Finaci

[RedPanda]

Embargo orcinus.

Everyone should do this.

mechanica terram was targeting missiles. Orcinus is targeting civilians and is a mass murderer.

[Lord Mhork]

*static*
"To be clear:

The Holy Empire embargoes Mechana Terram, Elybria, and Chesstopia

until such a time as peace is restored."

~Mr. Din'Finaci

[Klazam]

We embargo elybria also

[Maestro]

Spoiler:

[swyellowtail]

Thank you for the assistance, Mr. Din'Finaci. Hopefully, we will be capable of pulling through these war-like times as safely as possible.

~Swiftwolf Greentail, Most reliable doctor of Keravika

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As a precautionary thing, we, too, will

embargo Elybria

until this has settled.

~Swiftwolf Yellowtail, Leader of Keravika

[chesskid3]

I love how as I pointed out last week, Chesstopia's missiles are entirely for defense, and we are senselessly attacked, and we are still being treated as the warmongerer.

We will not forget this treatment

[chesskid3]

And Diplo, we will stand down if you recompense Chesstopia for the property you destroyed, and the lives that were lost. 10 billion should suffice.

You have until the first missile launches, after that it's too late to avoid our wrath.

[RedPanda]

I would honor the defense alliance chesskid but my military is not yet relevant and I'm sure you can handle him yourself.

[D3f3nd3r]

Embargo Elybria...unembargo any other nations we have an embargo with, if any.

[chesskid3]

"After the civil war, the country was determined to never let a war take place in the country again. The government has decided to pump more money in defense (although it claims it will stay neutral in any war), and will not attack unless provoked."

From the constitution of Meccha Terralies

[JasonWazza]

What sort of proof is there that espionage has been committed, especially rock solid proof?

I like how this was never answered >.>