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AniX NoneUCalledNone
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Oh, Hello Tyler Fritz.Official Gimmick List:
INVENTOR OF UPICK!LORD OF THE 11TH HOUR!ASEXUAL!KING SCAR APOLOGIST!DREAMER OF THE NE0N DREAM (SUPP 2021 LAST PLACE WINNER)!
I have donned theRED CROWN-
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Jingolaw Townie
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I used to know someone who wanted to become the homess guy under the Congress bridge. I wonder if he wanted to commune with all the Mexican Freetailed bats that lived there...?ShowThe Wild Eep: And apparently I'm male, even when I say otherwise. xD
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Eletriar Townie
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Gasoline is so expensive these days! Just yesterday I saw a sign saying it was $3.49 a gallon...ShowThe Wild Eep: And apparently I'm male, even when I say otherwise. xD
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Narninian Contracts STDs
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Pie_is_good Massclaim_is_Good
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Jingolaw Townie
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spectrumvoid Problem Child
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Jingolaw Townie
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Gadzooka Townie
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Jingolaw Townie
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Eletriar Townie
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Rubber bands and sticks make excellent slingshots.ShowThe Wild Eep: And apparently I'm male, even when I say otherwise. xD
Zen Artros: Eep, who are you on MS?
GlorkTheInvader: Eletriar
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Jingolaw Townie
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Eletriar Townie
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Frizbeetarianism - the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.ShowThe Wild Eep: And apparently I'm male, even when I say otherwise. xD
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GlorkTheInvader: Eletriar
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al4xz Goon
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Ever heard of the joke about the...Oh, never mind. I'll just tell it.
There were 3 men, stuck on a high roof with no one for 50 miles. They were stuck, in short. God felt sorry for them for being such idiots and gave them a each a chance to jump off and fall into a pile of something.
First dude thinks, then says, "I'd like to fall into a pile of pillows!" And he was tossed off the roof and landed in a truck heading to Joe's Pillows.
Second dude thinks, then says, "I'd like to fall into a pile of gold!" And he gets thrown off the roof and lands into a pile of gold.
Third dude walks up to God, but accidently trips, and nearly falls off the roof. "SHIT!" And so, God grants him his wish and throws him into a pile of shit.-
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Eletriar Townie
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Ohhhh Iiiiii--- Wish I were an Oscar meyer Wiener
That is what I truly want to be
Cause If I we- hey, hey, why are you biting me? Oh- oh my dear God stop! NOOOOO-*crunch*.ShowThe Wild Eep: And apparently I'm male, even when I say otherwise. xD
Zen Artros: Eep, who are you on MS?
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pablito Mafia Scum
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Jingolaw Townie
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If I were King of the World, I think that the first thing I would do would be to invent some goofy gesture of formal address. Like, instead of bowing or curtseying or whatever, like one would do before royalty now, I would make people learn a few tap-dance moves, or slap themselves in the head really hard, or something like that.
Wouldn’t that be hilarious? Every time someone would address the King, or every time He walked into a room, all the people would jump up and down, or do the Watusi, or pinch themselves on the butt, or something. Man, you better hope I never get to be King of the World.
Though, on a more serious note, I think that my second official act would be to revoke James Cameron’s Oscar...so, you know...silver linings, and all that.-
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In a deck of sdtandard playing cards the suicide king is the king of hearts. He get's the 'suicide' knickname because his picture on the English deck looks like he stabbed himself in the head.
Another common knickname for face cards is the pair of "one-eyed-jacks" (spades and heats).
Even the Queen of spades has a seldom used knickname - she is sometimes reffered to as "the bedpost queen."-
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