Be a jerk to the above poster

vonflare · Post Post #2375 (ISO) » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:14 am

I beat you with an umbrella, while also using it to shelter myself from the rain.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #2376 (ISO) » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:19 am

I sabotage the umbrella so it doesn't open.

vonflare · Post Post #2377 (ISO) » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:22 am

I sabotage your soda so it kills you when you drink it.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #2378 (ISO) » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:22 am

I force-feed it to you.

vonflare · Post Post #2379 (ISO) » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:24 am

I force feed you

to a dragon.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #2380 (ISO) » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:24 am

I get the dragon to poop on you.

vonflare · Post Post #2381 (ISO) » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:26 am

I get the dragon to sit on you.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #2382 (ISO) » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:31 am

You can't sit on something inside your body, idiot.

vonflare · Post Post #2383 (ISO) » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:36 am

It excretes you first, obv.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #2384 (ISO) » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:37 am

Which means my filthy body lands on you when I'm excreted.

T S O · Post Post #2385 (ISO) » Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:18 am

"I'm so dirty guys!". Nice, Coug,

StrangerCoug · Post Post #2386 (ISO) » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:41 pm

I throw acid in your face.

vonflare · Post Post #2387 (ISO) » Sat Apr 12, 2014 12:53 am

I put base in your acid, causing it to seperate into water and salt.

Bert · Post Post #2388 (ISO) » Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:10 am

I put soap in your mouse and then do a litmus test to see the soap's pH levels after entering said mouth

StrangerCoug · Post Post #2389 (ISO) » Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:32 am

I send PETA after you for doing animal testing.

vonflare · Post Post #2390 (ISO) » Sun Apr 13, 2014 1:32 am

I send bert after you so he can kill himself. and possibly you in the process.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #2391 (ISO) » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:28 am

I drive away and get him to kill you in the process instead.

Bert · Post Post #2392 (ISO) » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:37 am

I steal your tax forms that you put in the mailbox today

StrangerCoug · Post Post #2393 (ISO) » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:52 am

I give you the raspberry and tell you I did my taxes 1.) online and 2.) a couple months ago now.

vonflare · Post Post #2394 (ISO) » Tue Apr 15, 2014 5:40 am

You think you did, but I hacked your computer and deleted them before you sent them.

Your interest on your taxes is now $90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

StrangerCoug · Post Post #2395 (ISO) » Tue Apr 15, 2014 12:59 pm

I rat you out and am never made to pay that much money. Welcome to prison.

vonflare · Post Post #2396 (ISO) » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:03 am

Well, I have that much money, and pay the police to arrest you instead, while having several rhombicosidodextillion dollars left over.

(Yes, that is a number)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #2397 (ISO) » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:15 am

I had previously instructed the police to arrest anyone who bribes them, and I made sure you gave them counterfeit money anyway. You just paid to have yourself arrested

Bert · Post Post #2398 (ISO) » Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:09 pm

i knock on your front door dressed up as the liberty income tax man

StrangerCoug · Post Post #2399 (ISO) » Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:03 pm

I respond in kind, except as the Grim Reaper.