Graveyard Shift Mafia - ROLL CREDITS

[Brian Skies]

I was actually contemplating shooting you when you claimed parity cop.

[Serene2]

No that would have made everyone happy pretty much.

you and me playing together is like two big dumb dogs that just can't stop shitting in the living room floor while everyone else is trying to have a tea party

[Serene2]

I was actually contemplating shooting you when you claimed parity cop.

FG was trying, bless his heart <3

[Brian Skies]

Also, the main reason why I didn't think Serene was scum was because I knew they caught my crumb and I was still alive.

[BirdAndBeast]

No that would have made everyone happy pretty much.

you and me playing together is like two big dumb dogs that just can't stop shitting in the living room floor while everyone else is trying to have a tea party

Well yes so my point stands.

[BirdAndBeast]

Also, the main reason why I didn't think Serene was scum was because I knew they caught my crumb and I was still alive.

Annnd not me/mastin?

[Serene2]

No that would have made everyone happy pretty much.

you and me playing together is like two big dumb dogs that just can't stop shitting in the living room floor while everyone else is trying to have a tea party

Well yes so my point stands.

would it help if i said i don't actually hate you and i'm not still mad about anything goes

[The Critic]

It is now a Night Shift.

~Jordan’
Bird and Beast
Brian Skies
ika
infinite jesters
MrZepher
Serene2
Svenskt Stal
Zdenek

Episode 2, Shift B.6 (Night), VC 1

Bird and Beast (10) - Venmar, hiplop, Zdenek, FourteenPointFive, The Goat, MrZepher, Sven, BirdAndBeast, BrianSkies, Serene2

Zdenek (3) - BROseidon, Dry-fit, ika
The Goat (2) - PeregrineV, xRECKONERx,
FourteenPointFive (1) - goodmorning

Not Voting (3): Aronis, Infinite Jesters, Jordan

With 19 alive, it is 10 to lynch.

[The Critic]

(A man is sitting in the green room yelling at a laptop)

MARCUS. THIS FUCKIN IDIOT. HE THINKS HE SO SMART. I'M THE SMART ONE.

(The man begins furiously typing on his laptop)

MARCUS. I'LL SHOW THESE FUCKS THE UNASSAILABILITY OF MY LOGIC. THEY'LL BE SURE TO KNOW HOW BRILLIANT I AM EVEN IF IT ISN'T PERSUASIVE AT ALL.

(He punches the keyboard)

MARCUS. FUCK YEAH. I INVENTED A NEW BUZZWORD.

(A second man walks into the room)

PRODUCER. Sir, we need to discuss your behavior on the set.

MARCUS. DID YOU READ MY MANIFESTO ON THE SUBJECT?!

PRODUCER. Manifesto?

MARCUS. I LEFT IT IN YOUR WORK STATION

PRODUCER. So you're the one who pooped on my desk.

MARCUS. POOP SMEARED ON WORK SURFACES IS A HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER CURRENCY IN MY CIRCLES.

PRODUCER. Regardless, that isn't why I'm here. We just don't feel that you're very viewer friendly.

MARCUS. I NEVER SAID I WAS FRIENDLY.

PRODUCER. You just seem to spend a lot of time either on your phone or laptop.

MARCUS. MY YELLING DOESN'T BOTHER YOU?

PRODUCER. It's reality TV; everyone is unhinged.

MARCUS. THEN WHAT'S THE ISSUE?

PRODUCER. Well aside from the fact that you often try to type with your dick, you just don't seem to... do much onscreen.

MARCUS. I AM RIGHTING THE WRONGS OF THE DIGITAL WORLD.

PRODUCER. That may be... but we're going to have to let you go.

MARCUS. UNACCEPTABLE. MY READS ARE FLAWLESS AND MY LOGIC IS UNASSAILABLE.

PRODUCER. So you've said.... anyway thank you so much for coming. Here is your complimentary basket of Minty Mints mints. You are contractually obligated to tell all of your friends about these. Forever.

MARCUS. I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.

PRODUCER. Under pain of death.

(The producer hands Marcus a basket of mints. The basket is glowing.)

MARCUS. THESE HAVE A CANCER WARNING ON THEM.

(Marcus examines the basket)

MARCUS. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I KIND OF WANT TO DIE.

PRODUCER. ...get out.

BirdAndBeast,

Marcus Pesci, An Antisocial Loner Whose Primary Social Outlet is a Forum Game Which He Uses To Take Out His Impotent Rage at Himself for Never Making His Parents Proud (Vanilla Townie)

, Kicked Off The Show Episode 2.



There will be a 24 hour commercial break.

[The Critic]

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(The sky darkens and there is a shriek.)

VOICE. Honey! The sacrifice is ready.

CORE. Ha ha, Fanny, not near the cameras.

VOICE. Okay, just come in.

CORE. Well, that's all I had to let you know, America. Keep watching. Ever Their praises, and abundance to the Black Goat of the Woods. Iä! Shub-Niggurath! Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!

(Fade to red.)

[The Critic]

Crystal is standing outside the studio softly weeping to herself. She is joined by Rebecca

REBECCA. What the fuck are you crying about?

CRYSTAL. This was over so quickly.

REBECCA. So? It's bullshit.

CRYSTAL. But it was so much more fun than what I'm used to doing.

REBECCA. Whatever. They kicked me out just because I kind of occasionally habitually smoke meth.

CRYSTAL. Oh my god.

REBECCA. It's not a big deal.

CRYSTAL. Isn't meth like, illegal?

REBECCA. Yeah, so's lots of shit.

CRYSTAL. ...can I try some meth?

REBECCA. You?

CRYSTAL. I never do anything. Maybe it'll be fun. I have to break out of this box.

REBECCA. Can we use your apartment though I kind of got evicted from mine.

CRYSTAL. What happened?

REBECCA. It might have been meth-related.

CRYSTAL. Carpe diem!

REBECCA. Oh my fucking god.

CRYSTAL. I'm new to the whole criminal lifestyle. Do I need a new name?

REBECCA. You already have a stripper name. You can only really go whiter from here.

CRYSTAL. Whee!

(Rebecca and Crystal go off to Crystal's apartment to do meth, which almost certainly won't begin a horrible spiral that ends with Crystal writhing on a pole for money.)

It is now a Day Shift.

Aronis
BROseidon
Dry-fit
FourteenPointFive
hiplop
goodmorning
PeregrineV
The Goat
xRECKONERx
Venmar

With 18 alive, it is 10 to lynch.

The Shift will switch in (expired on 2014-05-06 23:00:00).
The Episode will end in (expired on 2014-05-19 23:00:00).

[Aronis]

VOTE: Serene2

So they pretty much claimed a fake guilty?

[Venmar]

I Just had a small injury with my bad knee that I broke in the past, i'm going to be taking a short V/LA to rest and heal and make sure it's okay. Sorry for inconveniences.

[goodmorning]

No, they claimed they were a lyncher and that -surprise!- was a lie.
Unless they also claimed a fake guilty and I missed that.

Vote: Dry-fit

This is a sheep vote. I no longer remember who I'm sheeping with it but I remember I didn't think they were Scum at the time and that I relatively trusted their reads.

[goodmorning]

And, less relevant: Get well soon Venmar, sorry about your knee.

[The Goat]

I Just had a small injury with my bad knee that I broke in the past, i'm going to be taking a short V/LA to rest and heal and make sure it's okay. Sorry for inconveniences.

Feel better.

[The Goat]

Mollie...post 1978 made me need to post this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujrEgfh8bIc

I'm pretty sure they referred to me as goat boy...because you did it first. In this game.

Anyway, I can't see how Serene still being in the game makes anything he's said thus far pro-town.

vote Serene

[FourteenPointFive]

Vote: Serene

Listen, the 10 of us can achieve this lynch right now without the night shift's input. I don't really want to see another one of their worthless posts this game. They are just noise makers.

[FourteenPointFive]

No, they claimed they were a lyncher and that -surprise!- was a lie.
Unless they also claimed a fake guilty and I missed that.

Vote: Dry-fit

This is a sheep vote. I no longer remember who I'm sheeping with it but I remember I didn't think they were Scum at the time and that I relatively trusted their reads.

I tohught you were meant to have done some of your own legwork or something.

[Serene2]

You're off the clock, go home

[Serene2]

You're off the clock, go home

[Serene2]

You're off the clock, go home

[FourteenPointFive]

Just stop posting. This isn't your shift, and you're scum.

[xRECKONERx]

FUCK OFF SERENE LOLOLOL

VOTE: Serene

[Dry-fit]

Vote: Serene

Listen, the 10 of us can achieve this lynch right now without the night shift's input. I don't really want to see another one of their worthless posts this game. They are just noise makers.

No this should never be done. We should give our prs a chance to use their abilities.

I don't like this Serene wagon at all. One of the obvious consequence of the AGar kill was that it made B&B more likely to get lynched. That's why I stopped suspecting them. I think scum was trying to set B&B and Serene up for consecutive lynches and is probably among those on the Serene wagon.

Vote: Aronis.