Graveyard Shift Mafia - ROLL CREDITS

[The Critic]

Thread temporarily locked while mods resolve issues.

[The Critic]

1 - inifinite jesters was sent home early at 1:00 am eastern on Monday, 6/9. There was a mod error, in that we did not post this information in thread. IJ's posts after that point have been edited out.
2 - In the future, if the mods do not come in to post that the shift has been switched, continue to play in the same shift. The next shift does not begin until we specifically say so. We will do our best to limit that type of error in the future. This has been added to the Rules in the OP.

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[~Jordan`]

i do think aronis should be killed, but only for the same reason i want most of our lurkers dead;
i'd rather brian shoot him. Like, now.

I like the idea of a 14.5 lynch, but lemme see.

[ika]

Look at

aronis

previous games, this seems to be his natural state.

Join the

14.5

wagon.

Link?

and no i am looking at the people from here. you already know im pissed at you so im mostly ignoring you

[PeregrineV]

Checking in since I think it's my shift.

[The Critic]

(A woman is diving head first into a giant pile of cocaine on her desk)

CECILY. OH GOD I JUST LOVE COCAINE SO MUCH.

(A man walks into the office)

PRODUCER. Dear god! What are you doing?

CECILY. COCAINE.

PRODUCER. You can't do cocaine here!

CECILY. YOU CAN'T STOP ME. NO ONE CAN STOP ME.

PRODUCER. Yes I can! This is unacceptable. You are being fired.

CECILY. May I take all of my cocaine?

PRODUCER. ...get the fuck out of here.

CECILY. I AM LIKE A DRAGON RIDING A BEAR MADE OF FIRE.

(Cecily produces a garbage bag from her pants pocket and dumps the cocaine into the bag. She then licks the residue from her desk.)

CECILY. I'M GOING TO GO CONQUER THE WORLD AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO CHANGE THAT.

PRODUCER. I don't care what you do just leave.

CECILY. I AM GOING TO BUILD A BUILDING SO TALL YOU WILL BREAK YOUR NECK TRYING TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME.

PRODUCER. You're an embarrassment to the show.

CECILY. BYE.

(Cecily sprints from the room.)

Tragically and completely expectedly, Cecily died of heart failure moments after she ran from the office due to having ingested nine pounds of cocaine nasally.

xRECKONERx,

Cecily Green, the Boss Who Is Good At Her Job and Well-Liked by Her Employees But Just Can’t Seem To Kick That Cocaine Habit (

Neighbor / 1-shot Shift Manipulator

)

, Fired Episode 5.

[The Critic]

It is now a Night Shift.

~Jordan’
Aronis
Hiplop
ika
MrZepher
PeregrineV
Svenskt Stål

Episode 5, Shift D.2 (Night), VC 2

ika (3) - infinite jesters, Brian Skies, The Goat
FourteenPointFive (2) - Zdenek, Svenskt Stål
hiplop (1) - Dry-fit
Aronis (1) -ika

Not Voting (7): FourteenPointFive, ~Jordan’, Aronis, Hiplop, MrZepher, PeregrineV

With 13 alive, it is 7 to lynch.

The Shift will switch in (expired on 2014-06-12 22:00:00).
The Episode will end in (expired on 2014-06-24 22:00:00).

Please note that deadlines have been moved to 10 Eastern, rather than 11.

[Svenskt Stål]

wtf, did my lover die?

sry

reck

[Svenskt Stål]

and why the fuck did

reck

just die lol

[Svenskt Stål]

Look at

aronis

previous games, this seems to be his natural state.

Join the

14.5

wagon.

Link?

and no i am looking at the people from here. you already know im pissed at you so im mostly ignoring you

click his profile,

check threads he has posted in,

open threads that looks like GAME NAME and OVER

[PeregrineV]

wtf, did my lover die?

sry

reck

That would be crazy, cause if your lover died, you would be lynched so fast it would be almost instantaneous.

[ika]

oh so what was that about him being opertunistic asshole?

again im lynching from the small pool we fucking have.

stal get off your fucking high horse if you want me you lynch me or you copoperate with me now fuck off im done dealing with me be "myslynch bait/whiteknight shit"

im done folling everyone mindlessly. so fuck off

[ika]

Aronis
Dry-fit
hiplop
ika
PeregrineV

updated lynch list from old shift

we got 5 fucking people to pick from here. if your not goign to look into these 5 (20 FUCKING % CHANCE OF SCUM IN EACH) then really you need to revaulate your gameplay

im going to be taking a break from fms in general after these games so pick

[~Jordan`]

Brian needs to shoot from that group pronto. Anyone but PeregrineV and ika would do, really.
Till then,

wtf, did my lover die?

Sven could you help me decide if I should vote you on this.

[MrZepher]

VOTE: 14.5

burn this please.

[~Jordan`]

Aronis
Dry-fit
hiplop
ika
PeregrineV

updated lynch list from old shift

we got 5 fucking people to pick from here. if your not goign to look into these 5 (20 FUCKING % CHANCE OF SCUM IN EACH) then really you need to revaulate your gameplay

im going to be taking a break from fms in general after these games so pick

why is 14.5 scummy

[Svenskt Stål]

Ika, stop filling your vagina with sand.

[ika]

Ika, stop filling your vagina with sand.

sorry im a guy, i dont have a vagina. so you can take a STFU pill. How about giving me a case instead of saying "sheep me"

what about you saying dry is scum?

what about reck being scummy? he fliped town.

so ya SHFU im not listening to your shit

[MrZepher]

I never understood why Svens went back to thinking reck/hiplop was scummy. I was of the understanding that the whole interaction there was town/town.

PV is town.
Aronis is likely town.
idk what to think about the ika thing at this given point.

14.5 raised a massive red flag at the end of the day yesterday and the "don't be stupid" post didn't help.
the fact that he was swapped (if I'm paying attention I believe he swapped shifts? otherwise this is moot.) and immediately tried to stir up conversation without even investing any thought into the shift swaps really bothers me as well.

[MrZepher]

if there's a vig shot it should probably be either myself, ika or dry-fit.

[~Jordan`]

why is aronis likely town?

[MrZepher]

I was going to explain it but I realized that I read too much into Serene's read on Dry-fit
and their posting is largely the same; really opportunistic surface scratching posts.

Basically I've been on the train of thought that it's either Dry-fit or Aronis without actually having a tangible reason to think it's Dry-fit over Aronis.

tl;dr that opinion is probably wrong so I need to go back and adjust it. Especially since it would be really easy to put tons of attention early on Aronis yet there wasn't any really.

[The Critic]

It is now a Night Shift.

~Jordan’
Aronis
Hiplop
ika
MrZepher
PeregrineV
Svenskt Stål

Episode 5, Shift D.2 (Night), VC 3

ika (3) - infinite jesters, Brian Skies, The Goat
FourteenPointFive (3) - Zdenek, Svenskt Stål, MrZepher
hiplop (1) - Dry-fit
Aronis (1) -ika

Not Voting (6): FourteenPointFive, ~Jordan’, Aronis, Hiplop, PeregrineV

With 13 alive, it is 7 to lynch.

The Shift will switch in (expired on 2014-06-12 22:00:00).
The Episode will end in (expired on 2014-06-24 22:00:00).

Please note that deadlines have been moved to 10 Eastern, rather than 11.

[PeregrineV]

The posts of Zoraster and Serene don't have much to work with. Guess I'll need to look at the posts of the scumkills, but Venmar and Reck?

[PeregrineV]

Also, new thought- let's take the power of scum to adjust our town numbers by lynching the lovers. That way WE control our deathrate instead of a random NK suddenly losing us the game.

Let's hear pros and cons for that.