ITT: Inconsequential Crap

[SleepyKrew]

oh
whoops

[Haylen]

I keep forgetting what the Arcade is for and become disappointment when I click it thinking we renamed mish mash.

[Scarab]

I had breakfast twice today because I forgot I'd already had it once. I skipped lunch to compensate.

[Telo]

I'm having a weekend party. Rsvp date was May 31st so I could arrange accomodations. Friend just called me to confirm. Grrrrr! I want her to come but damn. I invited her back in October.

[Scarab]

One of my facebook friends posted in another language (one I don't speak) regarding some world cup soccer game. Google translated it as "Stir in dick". I think this gentleman may have been drowning his soccer-related sorrow in questionable baking practices.

[SleepyKrew]

You also possibly were engaging in questionable translating practices

[Scarab]

I blame google.

[shaft.ed]

I've never had allergies before, but yesterday I just got slammed by something
It's weird because it has been raining for two days and yesterday's pollen count was almost zero

[shaft.ed]

allergies seemed to have magically dissipated
maybe there were some chemicals sprayed in the area?

[theaceofspades]

when in doubt blame chemicals. chemicals are bad mmmmkay?

[quadz08]

just ask chobani

[Kublai Khan]

when in doubt blame chemtrail. chemtrails are bad mmmmkay?

For The Fact Yes

[shaft.ed]

theyre trying to impurify my precious bodily fluids

[shaft.ed]

why are star tattoos so popular?

[Brandi]

Well, I've never heard anyone say "man star shapes are so ugly" So maybe it's because they are simple and generally acceptable.

[shaft.ed]

Whenever I talk to people with blue eyes, they kinda freak me out
Then I remember I have blue eyes and I wonder if everyone that talks to me is similarly freaked out

[Sudo_Nym]

Whenever I talk to people with blue eyes, they kinda freak me out
Then I remember I have blue eyes and I wonder if everyone that talks to me is similarly freaked out

Do I freak you out, shaft?

[shaft.ed]

dry ice on the mattress before bed is a great thing in the summer

[theaceofspades]

clever devil. Vented seats are the best car feature ever. thank god for rich neighbors

[Scarab]

It surprises me how many people won't notice I'm giving them too many digits if I give a fake phone number with 2-3-3 grouping. Is 7 digits really such an overwhelming amount that people aren't willing to process phone numbers at all?

[shaft.ed]

or they realize it but don't say anything because the pain of being so obviously rejected without the basic courtesy of truthful aknowledgment is too much for them to bear at the time

[Cheery Dog]

That's sounds like not-enough digits to me.
Or a odd way to group landline numbers.
(but then my area numbers are only 2 digits so the total ends up being 10 still)

[Scarab]

I'm not talking about giving a fake number in that kind of a situation, shafted. I do this as a bit of an experiment when giving my number to people I know.

I give the area code separately if the person needs that too. So 3-2-3-3, in that case.

[Fenchurch]

Why are you giving a fake number to people you know?

[Scarab]

It's just a little experiment. Most of the time, I give my real number with an extra digit at the end (more specifically, a 5) and tell them afterwards that I lied and give them the correct number. Most of the time, the person doesn't notice I gave them 8 digits.