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Post Post #50 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:03 am

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Spoiler: Feirei's result
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HOW TO PREDICT AN EARTHQUAKE

A
The clouds have a greenish cast.

B
Animals become very tense and ready to run.

C
Birds will only be seen flying in the air and not on trees or the ground.

Spoiler: inspirateloos' result
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HOW TO LEAP FROM A MOTORCYCLE INTO A CAR

A
Release the throttle, kneel on the seat, and dive headfirst through the window.
B
With both vehicles traveling at equal speeds, get as close as possible, stand crouched on the seat, and climb into the passenger window.

C
Put the motorcycle's front wheel slightly against the car's back wheel, creating a bit of friction for balance, and climb through the rear window.

Spoiler: JDGA's result
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HOW TO PREVENT FLATULANCE (sp)

A
Drink carbonated beverages to settle your stomach.
B
Eat slowly, and chew food thoroughly.

C
Sleep on your stomach to alleviate the gas during the night.

Spoiler: KingdomAces' result
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HOW TO EAT ANIMALS AFTER A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION

A
Carefully skin them and avoid all meat that is close to the bone.

B
Do not eat any animals unless they were protected in a shelter.

C
Boil the animals, then remove the skins before eating them.

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HOW TO RECOGNIZE A SHOCK VICTIM

A
They have a very slow pulse.
B
They are flushed and warm to the touch.
C
They are pale and have cold, clammy skin.

Bins
(New Victim)
HOW TO SURVIVE IN A STRUCTURE THAT IS HIT BY LIGHTNING

A
Stay at least 4' from the walls.
B
Sit on a windowsill or lean on a glass door.
C
Wear rubber flip-flops and stay away from electrical outlets.

Cheery Dog
(New Victim)
HOW TO FIND DRINKING WATER WHEN LOST AT SEA

A
Look for small whirlpools in the water; these are most likely freshwater springs coming up from the ocean floor.
B
Fish for sharks since shark placenta has a high water content.
C
Head downwind. This should lead you to rain, which you can collect for drinking.

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HOW TO IDENTIFY AREAS SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE WEST NILE VIRUS

A
The virus has been contracted in third world countries.
B
The virus has been contracted in the U.S., Africa, Asia and Europe.
C
The virus has only been contracted in Africa.

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HOW TO SURVIVE A TORNADO WHEN AT HOME

A
Go to the attic or top floor and lie flat on the floor.
B
Try to reach the center of the house, and seek shelter in a closet, under a stairway, or under a table.
C
Go outside immediately.

Feirei
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HOW TO PERFORM THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER

A
Press between the waist and bottom of the ribs with the thumb side of your fists, jerking upwards quickly four times.
B
Lightly smack the center of the back four times with one fist pressed under the bottom of the victim's ribcage.
C
Apply increasing pressure for four minutes with your open palms pressing between the waist and the bottom of the ribs.

inspirateloos
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HOW LONG YOU CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT FOOD

A
An average adult male can survive for 14 to 21 days.
B
An average adult male can survive for 20 to 30 days.
C
An average adult male can survive for 30 to 40 days.

JDGA
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HOW TO AVOID BREAKING THROUGH ICE IN A CAR

A
Drive only on river ice, it is generally thicker than lake ice.
B
Drive slowly over ice only with snow on it.
C
Cross any cracks at right angles, and drive slowly.

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HOW TO TREAT A BLACK EYE

A
Take aspirin.
B
Put a raw steak on it.
C
Put a bag of frozen peas or corn on it.

Mitillos
(New Victim)
HOW TO IDENTIFY A HEART ATTACK

A
Look for a bluish tinge to the skin, excessive sweating, and signs of anxiety.
B
Look for reddening in the face, pain in the left arm, and tingling in the fingers and toes.
C
Look for swelling of the lips and eyes, chest pain, and nausea.

Who
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HOW TO DECODE A WHITE FLAG WAVED HORIZONTALLY

A
It means: "This is a civilian vessel."
B
It means: "It is unsafe to land here."
C
It means: "We are sending help. Stay where you are."

xtopherusD
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HOW TO BAKE WITHOUT UTENSILS

A
Wrap the food in water-soaked leather or animal skin, and bury it in hot coals.
B
Wrap the food in many layers of large green leaves, and bury it in hot coals.
C
Wrap the food in a ball of clay, and bury in hot coals.
*Last time I checked, there were only ~10,060 games with rankings - total.


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HOW TO TREAT A COUGH

A
Use saline nasal spray to cleanse the nasal passages.
B
Take a cough suppressant.
C
Drink milk to coat the throat.[/quote]
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Post Post #51 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:06 am

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A
I apologize if certain words are misspelled. My sister got too liberal with liquid drinks near the laptop.

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Post Post #52 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:11 am

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Such a worst case scenario. While I'd probably just do A, C is probably the correct answer, so C.
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Post Post #53 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:22 am

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/in

I remember seeing that show a while back on a German "action" channel (it was focused a lot on reality TV... sound familiar?).
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Post Post #54 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:22 am

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Post Post #55 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:27 am

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Post Post #56 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:36 am

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Spoiler: D3f3nd3r's result
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HOW TO IDENTIFY AREAS SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE WEST NILE VIRUS

A
The virus has been contracted in third world countries.
B
The virus has been contracted in the U.S., Africa, Asia and Europe.

C
The virus has only been contracted in Africa.

Spoiler: Feirei's result
Feirei
(2-6, .250)
HOW TO PERFORM THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER

A
Press between the waist and bottom of the ribs with the thumb side of your fists, jerking upwards quickly four times.

B
Lightly smack the center of the back four times with one fist pressed under the bottom of the victim's ribcage.
C
Apply increasing pressure for four minutes with your open palms pressing between the waist and the bottom of the ribs.

Spoiler: inspirateloos' result
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HOW LONG YOU CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT FOOD

A
An average adult male can survive for 14 to 21 days.
B
An average adult male can survive for 20 to 30 days.
C
An average adult male can survive for 30 to 40 days.

Spoiler: KingdomAces' result
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HOW TO TREAT A BLACK EYE

A
Take aspirin.
B
Put a raw steak on it.
C
Put a bag of frozen peas or corn on it.

Names in
red
have new questions.

animorpherv1
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HOW TO RECOGNIZE A SHOCK VICTIM

A
They have a very slow pulse.
B
They are flushed and warm to the touch.
C
They are pale and have cold, clammy skin.

Bins
(New Victim)
HOW TO SURVIVE IN A STRUCTURE THAT IS HIT BY LIGHTNING

A
Stay at least 4' from the walls.
B
Sit on a windowsill or lean on a glass door.
C
Wear rubber flip-flops and stay away from electrical outlets.

Cheery Dog
(New Victim)
HOW TO FIND DRINKING WATER WHEN LOST AT SEA

A
Look for small whirlpools in the water; these are most likely freshwater springs coming up from the ocean floor.
B
Fish for sharks since shark placenta has a high water content.
C
Head downwind. This should lead you to rain, which you can collect for drinking.

D3f3nd3r
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HOW TO CLEAR A JAM IN AN AUTOMATIC PISTOL

A
After determining the slide does not function, calmly disassemble the pistol until the jam has been cleared.
B
Holding the barrel away from you, strike the base of the pistol's grip sharply against a solid base while trying to work the slide.
C
If the slide is open, use a dull knife or screwdriver to pry loose whatever is blocking the action, and remove it from the pistol.

DiplomatDC
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HOW TO SURVIVE A TORNADO WHEN AT HOME

A
Go to the attic or top floor and lie flat on the floor.
B
Try to reach the center of the house, and seek shelter in a closet, under a stairway, or under a table.
C
Go outside immediately.

Feirei
(2-6, .250)
HOW TO DRESS IN THE DESERT

A
In the shade, remove all your clothing.
B
Wear mesh or tight fitting clothes so sweat can evaporate.
C
Wear light-colored clothing as loosely as possible to create insulation.

inspirateloos
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HOW TO CURE DIARRHEA THE WILD

A
Eat only raw vegetables until symptoms subside.
B
Drink an infusion made from grubs or leeches.
C
Drink an infusion of elm or oak bark.
*I don't know what diarrhea the wild is either but I type it the way it's written on the card. Total typos: 3


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HOW TO AVOID BREAKING THROUGH ICE IN A CAR

A
Drive only on river ice, it is generally thicker than lake ice.
B
Drive slowly over ice only with snow on it.
C
Cross any cracks at right angles, and drive slowly.

KingdomAces
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HOW TO FOIL A CARDBOARD CHILDREN SCAM

A
Act erratically, kicking with your legs and flailing your arms to scare the children away.
B
Entering the nearest store or restaurant, grip your wallet tightly, and make as loud a scene as you can to attract attention.
C
Take out your wallet and offer a small amount of coins to the children.

Mitillos
(New Victim)
HOW TO IDENTIFY A HEART ATTACK

A
Look for a bluish tinge to the skin, excessive sweating, and signs of anxiety.
B
Look for reddening in the face, pain in the left arm, and tingling in the fingers and toes.
C
Look for swelling of the lips and eyes, chest pain, and nausea.

swyellowtail
(New Victim)
HOW TO BUILD A FIRE USING SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION

A
Place wood shavings on top of a running car engine. When they ignite, move them to a campfire.
B
Soak cotton in linseed oil. Leave it compressed for two hours in an area that is warm and dry.
C
Soak rags in gasoline, then place them in a sealed jar in direct sunlight.

Who
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HOW TO DECODE A WHITE FLAG WAVED HORIZONTALLY

A
It means: "This is a civilian vessel."
B
It means: "It is unsafe to land here."
C
It means: "We are sending help. Stay where you are."

xtopherusD
(New Victim)
HOW TO BAKE WITHOUT UTENSILS

A
Wrap the food in water-soaked leather or animal skin, and bury it in hot coals.
B
Wrap the food in many layers of large green leaves, and bury it in hot coals.
C
Wrap the food in a ball of clay, and bury in hot coals.
*Last time I checked, there were only ~10,060 games with rankings - total.


ZZZX
(New Victim)
HOW TO TREAT A COUGH

A
Use saline nasal spray to cleanse the nasal passages.
B
Take a cough suppressant.
C
Drink milk to coat the throat.
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Post Post #57 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:43 am

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B
I apologize if certain words are misspelled. My sister got too liberal with liquid drinks near the laptop.

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Post Post #58 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:49 am

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C
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Post Post #59 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:54 am

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Post Post #60 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:12 am

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I kinda want to call bullshit on mine. A heart attack can show the following symptoms: sweating and anxiety from A, left arm pain and tingling in the extremities from B, chest pains and nausea from C. It can even be virtually symptomless, in which case you can't identify it with any of those, at all.
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Post Post #61 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:18 am

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Don't forget that the symptoms are different for men and women.
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Post Post #62 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:19 am

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B?
Who said that?
Chamber. It's all a conspiracy.
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Post Post #63 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:26 am

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In post 60, Mitillos wrote:I kinda want to call bullshit on mine. A heart attack can show the following symptoms: sweating and anxiety from A, left arm pain and tingling in the extremities from B, chest pains and nausea from C. It can even be virtually symptomless, in which case you can't identify it with any of those, at all.

I never said this game was good. :) Look at the first question asked this entire game.
Try guessing what the designers thought the correct answer was
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Post Post #64 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:38 am

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B again?
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Post Post #65 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:39 am

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Post Post #66 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:41 am

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In post 63, diginova wrote:Look at the first question asked this entire game.
Try guessing what the designers thought the correct answer was

That question was kind of obvious though.
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Post Post #67 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:44 am

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Well, they probably thought that it was C, and that everyone would guess B, I suppose. So, sure let's go with non-answer C. :P
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Post Post #68 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:40 am

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This game is actually pretty boring to play, the way you are doing it is kind of fun.

I have the game, but I haven't played in several years; there's only one answer I remember (which is what to do in case you meet an alien. Glad that's the only thing I learned from this game).

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Post Post #69 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:44 am

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Post Post #70 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:47 am

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I just don't get this one at all. C
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Post Post #71 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:56 am

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In post 68, Save The Dragons wrote:This game is actually pretty boring to play, the way you are doing it is kind of fun.

I have the game, but I haven't played in several years; there's only one answer I remember (which is what to do in case you meet an alien. Glad that's the only thing I learned from this game).

/in

I may switch to a slightly more board-game style format, but it won't be as boring as it is in real life. I'd run it as more of a quiz show.
Validating answers now.
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Post Post #72 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:26 pm

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Spoiler: animorpherv1's result
HOW TO RECOGNIZE A SHOCK VICTIM

A
They have a very slow pulse.
B
They are flushed and warm to the touch.

C
They are pale and have cold, clammy skin.

Spoiler: d3f3nd3r's result
HOW TO CLEAR A JAM IN AN AUTOMATIC PISTOL

A
After determining the slide does not function, calmly disassemble the pistol until the jam has been cleared.

B
Holding the barrel away from you, strike the base of the pistol's grip sharply against a solid base while trying to work the slide.

C
If the slide is open, use a dull knife or screwdriver to pry loose whatever is blocking the action, and remove it from the pistol.

Spoiler: Feirei's result
HOW TO DRESS IN THE DESERT

A
In the shade, remove all your clothing.
B
Wear mesh or tight fitting clothes so sweat can evaporate.

C
Wear light-colored clothing as loosely as possible to create insulation.

Spoiler: inspirateloos' result
HOW TO CURE DIARRHEA THE WILD

A
Eat only raw vegetables until symptoms subside.
B
Drink an infusion made from grubs or leeches.
C
Drink an infusion of elm or oak bark.

Spoiler: KingdomAces' result
HOW TO FOIL A CARDBOARD CHILDREN SCAM

A
Act erratically, kicking with your legs and flailing your arms to scare the children away.
B
Entering the nearest store or restaurant, grip your wallet tightly, and make as loud a scene as you can to attract attention.

C
Take out your wallet and offer a small amount of coins to the children.

Spoiler: Mitillos' result
HOW TO IDENTIFY A HEART ATTACK

A
Look for a bluish tinge to the skin, excessive sweating, and signs of anxiety.

B
Look for reddening in the face, pain in the left arm, and tingling in the fingers and toes.
C
Look for swelling of the lips and eyes, chest pain, and nausea.

Spoiler: swyellowtail's result
HOW TO BUILD A FIRE USING SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION

A
Place wood shavings on top of a running car engine. When they ignite, move them to a campfire.
B
Soak cotton in linseed oil. Leave it compressed for two hours in an area that is warm and dry.

C
Soak rags in gasoline, then place them in a sealed jar in direct sunlight.

Spoiler: Who's result
HOW TO DECODE A WHITE FLAG WAVED HORIZONTALLY

A
It means: "This is a civilian vessel."
B
It means:
"It is unsafe to land here."

C
It means: "We are sending help. Stay where you are."

Names in
red
have new questions.

animorpherv1
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HOW TO TELL IF SOMEONE HAS SWALLOWED ANT POISON

A
Symptoms include shortness of breath and chest pains.
B
Symptoms include excitability and trembling.
C
Symptoms include dilated pupils and sore throat.

Bins
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HOW TO SURVIVE IN A STRUCTURE THAT IS HIT BY LIGHTNING

A
Stay at least 4' from the walls.
B
Sit on a windowsill or lean on a glass door.
C
Wear rubber flip-flops and stay away from electrical outlets.

Cheery Dog
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HOW TO FIND DRINKING WATER WHEN LOST AT SEA

A
Look for small whirlpools in the water; these are most likely freshwater springs coming up from the ocean floor.
B
Fish for sharks since shark placenta has a high water content.
C
Head downwind. This should lead you to rain, which you can collect for drinking.

D3f3nd3r
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HOW TO TREAT AN INFECTED WOUND WITHOUT ANTIBIOTICS

A
Probe the wound with a sterile instrument to drain any pus.
B
Drink the milk of a dandelion, then rub the flower on the wound.
C
Prevent circulation to the wound and rinse it with a solution of half tobacco and half sterile water.

DiplomatDC
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HOW TO SURVIVE A TORNADO WHEN AT HOME

A
Go to the attic or top floor and lie flat on the floor.
B
Try to reach the center of the house, and seek shelter in a closet, under a stairway, or under a table.
C
Go outside immediately.

Feirei
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WHAT ARE THE SIX Ps OF SURVIVAL?

A
Purposeful planning perfects pivotal packing programs.
B
Proper prior preparation prevents poor performance.
C
Positive prudent protocol perfects people's plans.
*Wow, a question that can actually help with something! I'm amazed.


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HOW TO RECOGNIZE MONONUCLEOSIS

A
Symptoms include swelling of the tongue, headache and blurred vision.
B
Symptoms include dark spots on the neck, runny nose, and itchy eyes.
C
Symptoms include sore throat, fever and swollen glands.

JDGA
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HOW TO AVOID BREAKING THROUGH ICE IN A CAR

A
Drive only on river ice, it is generally thicker than lake ice.
B
Drive slowly over ice only with snow on it.
C
Cross any cracks at right angles, and drive slowly.

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HOW TO JUMP FROM A BRIDGE INTO A RIVER

A
Jump away from the bridge, pull your thighs to your chest, and tuck your face to your knees.
B
Dive head first with your arms extended and your hands forming a spear point.
C
Jump feet first, keeping your body vertical, your feet tightly together, and squeeze your buttocks.

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HOW TO REACT WHEN YOU ARE ON FIRE

A
Cross your arms over your chest, drop to the ground and roll yourself up in a rug or blanket.
B
Do somersaults in the dirt or jump into a lake.
C
Cover your hair and eyes with your hands and collapse into the fetal position.

Save the Dragons
(New Victim)
HOW TO RIDE A MOTORCYCLE IN THE RAIN

A
Ride on the painted lines of the road, since these give you better traction.
B
Ride in the center of the lane.
C
Ride in the tire tracks of the car ahead of you.

sthar8
(New Victim)
HOW TO CLOSE A WOUND IN THE WILDERNESS

A
Use thin strips of medical tape, overlapping 1î of skin, to pull the edges closed. Leave in place 7-10 days.
B
Use a sterilized needle and thread to sew the wound closed.
C
Carefully close the wound with dental floss, which is sterile and slippery, and a needle.
*Yes, 1î. It's printed that way. Total typos: 4


swyellowtail
(0-1, .000)
HOW TO AVOID AVALANCHES

A
Never walk on snow-covered mountainsides between noon and 5 P.M.
B
Stay away from newly snow-covered convex slopes
C
Whenever entering a valley, yodel or shout loudly three times to start an avalanche from a safe distance.

Who
(2-0, 1.000)
HOW TO FIND FOOD WHEN LOST IN THE JUNGLE

A
Except for insects or grubs, which can be eaten raw, eat only what you can peel or cook.
B
Eat only fruits and vegetables that are brightly colored or exude a milky sap.
C
Butterflies, which may be eaten raw or cooked, are protein-rich and safer than possibly poisonous plants and bacteria-carrying mammals.

xtopherusD
(New Victim)
HOW TO BAKE WITHOUT UTENSILS

A
Wrap the food in water-soaked leather or animal skin, and bury it in hot coals.
B
Wrap the food in many layers of large green leaves, and bury it in hot coals.
C
Wrap the food in a ball of clay, and bury in hot coals.
*Last time I checked, there were only ~10,060 games with rankings - total.


ZZZX
(New Victim)
HOW TO TREAT A COUGH

A
Use saline nasal spray to cleanse the nasal passages.
B
Take a cough suppressant.
C
Drink milk to coat the throat.
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Post Post #73 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:30 pm

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Who said that?
Chamber. It's all a conspiracy.
Or is it?
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Post Post #74 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:33 pm

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I apologize if certain words are misspelled. My sister got too liberal with liquid drinks near the laptop.

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