This Game is the Worst-Case Scenario [Q.166]

[Bins]

C?

[xtopherusD]

I don't know, B?

[animorpherv1]

A

[inspiratieloos]

C

[ZZZX]

C

[Save The Dragons]

HOW TO AVOID SCHISTOSOMIASIS WORMS WHEN TRAVELING ABROAD

D. Never bathe again

Starting to like D more and more as a life plan.

 B Avoid taking baths that aren't initially at least 150F.

[diginova]

Spoiler: animorpherv1's result

HOW TO TELL IF SOMEONE HAS SWALLOWED ANT POISON

 

A

Symptoms include shortness of breath and chest pains.

 

B

Symptoms include excitability and trembling.

 

C

Symptoms include dilated pupils and sore throat.

Spoiler: Bins' result

HOW TO REACT WHEN CAUGHT IN A CROWD

 

A

Tense your arms and fold them over your stomach as if you are carrying something. Allow yourself to be carried by the crowd.

 

B

Drop to the floor, shield your face and cover the back of your neck with your hands.
 

C

Keep your knees locked and your arms extended over your head. Be flexible, and go withe the flow as much as possible.

Spoiler: Cheery Dog's result

HOW TO FIND DRINKING WATER WHEN LOST AT SEA

 

A

Look for small whirlpools in the water; these are most likely freshwater springs coming up from the ocean floor.
 

B

Fish for sharks since shark placenta has a high water content.
 

C

Head downwind. This should lead you to rain, which you can collect for drinking.

Spoiler: d3f3nd3r's result

D3f3nd3r

(1-3, .250)

HOW TO TREAT SOMEONE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING

 

A

Do not move the victim until help arrives.
 

B

Move the victim to a safer location to avoid being struck yourself.

 

C

Treat the unconscious, but still breathing, victim before treating the apparently "dead".

Spoiler: DiplomatDC's result

HOW TO SURVIVE A TORNADO WHEN AT HOME

 

A

Go to the attic or top floor and lie flat on the floor.
 

B

Try to reach the center of the house, and seek shelter in a closet, under a stairway, or under a table.

 

C

Go outside immediately.

Spoiler: Feirei's result

HOW TO BREAK A FEVER IN THE WILD

 

A

Drink an infusion of elm bark.

 

B

Sit as close to a fire as possible to sweat out the fever.

 

C

Go into the coldest water possible until the fever reduces.

Spoiler: inspirateloos' result

HOW TO RECOGNIZE MONONUCLEOSIS

 

A

Symptoms include swelling of the tongue, headache and blurred vision.
 

B

Symptoms include dark spots on the neck, runny nose, and itchy eyes.
 

C

Symptoms include sore throat, fever and swollen glands.

Spoiler: JDGA's result

HOW TO AVOID BREAKING THROUGH ICE IN A CAR

 

A

Drive only on river ice, it is generally thicker than lake ice.
 

B

Drive slowly over ice only with snow on it.
 

C

Cross any cracks at right angles, and drive slowly.

Spoiler: Mitillos' result

HOW TO FIND CIVILIZATION WITHOUT A COMPASS

 

A

Follow terrain "downhill" to a creek, stream or river; the water will flow to civilization.

 

B

Walk in concentric circles, gradually expanding the circles until civilization is found.
 

C

Follow the sun's path until civilization is found.

Spoiler: Save the Dragons' result

HOW TO AVOID SCHISTOSOMIASIS WORMS WHEN TRAVELING ABROAD

 

A

Avoid showering.
 

B

Avoid taking baths that aren't initially at least 150F.

 

C

Avoid swimming in the ocean or swimming pools.

Spoiler: sthar8's result

HOW TO DRIVE ON ROUGH TERRAIN

 

A

Keep a steady rapid pace to allow you to quickly move between obstacles.
 

B

Drive slowly and steadily, accelerating and braking as little as possible.

 

C

Drive in a zigzag pattern and use the emergency brake if needed.

Spoiler: xtopherusD's result

HOW TO TREAT BAD BREATH

 

A

Switch to a diet higher in fat.
 

B

Wipe or brush your tongue, and clean your sinuses.

 

C

Don't eat first thing in the morning.

Spoiler: ZZZX's result

HOW TO TREAT A COUGH

 

A

Use saline nasal spray to cleanse the nasal passages.

 

B

Take a cough suppressant.
 

C

Drink milk to coat the throat.

Names in

red

have new questions.

animorpherv1

(0-2, .000)

HOW TO LOSE SOMEONE WHO IS FOLLOWING YOU ON FOOT

 

A

Stop and ask your pursuer what he/she is doing.
 

B

Call the police from the nearest phone. Tell them the route you'll be taking to get home.
 

C

Enter the front of a shop or restaurant, and immediately exit through the back. Go to a police station.

Bins

(1-1, .500)

HOW TO TREAT BUNIONS WHILE LOST IN THE WILDERNESS

 

A

Apply heat to the bunion to break up the inflammation.
 

B

Soak the bunion in the coldest water you can find.
 

C

Elevate your feet every chance you get.

Cheery Dog

(1-0, 1.000)

HOW EAT A FROG

 

A

Skin it, cook it, and eat the whole thing.
 

B

Eat only the legs; the rest of the frog contains toxins that may cause nausea and headaches.
 

C

Boil the frog, discard its intestines, and consume the rest.

D3f3nd3r

(1-4, .200)

HOW TO SURVIVE A KIDNAPPING

 

A

If rescue is imminent, resist the kidnappers in every way possible.
 

B

Do not attempt to escape on your own. Wait for rescuers.
 

C

Do whatever your captors say without argument and communicate that you want to stay alive.

DiplomatDC

(1-0, 1.000)

HOW TO REACT WHEN A STRANGER REQUESTS HELP AT YOUR DOOR

 

A

Invite him/her into the entryway as you call 911; but do not let the person all the way into your home.
 

B

Assure him/her that you'll call 911 and shut the door; do not let him/her in. Once you've called, watch the person to ensure his/her safety.
 

C

Ask to see the person's identification, then call 911. Alert a neighbor before inviting the stranger into your home.

Feirei

(3-9, .250)

HOW TO SEND AN SOS USING MORSE CODE

 

A

Send dash-dash-dash, dot-dot-dot, dash-dash-dash.
 

B

Send dot-dash-dot, dot-dot-dot, dot-dash-dot.
 

C

Send dot-dot-dot, dash-dash-dash, dot-dot-dot.

inspirateloos

(4-0, 1.000)

HOW LONG TO PERFORM MOUTH TO MOUTH RESUSCITATION

 

A

Stop if the victim has not recovered in 30 minutes.
 

B

Stop when the victim seems to be enjoying it.
 

C

Stop if the victim has not recovered in four or more hours.

JDGA

(3-2, .600)

HOW TO FIX A LEAKING RADIATOR

 

A

Pour glue or flour into the radiator, then tighten the cap.
 

B

Put a broken egg or tobacco from six crumpled cigarettes into the radiator, then put the cap on loosely.
 

C

Drop a few coins into the radiator.

Mitillos

(3-1, .750)

HOW TO TELL IF A MOLE MAY BE A CANCEROUS MELANOMA

 

A

Symptoms include itching and swelling around the mole, accompanied by a general yellowing of the mole itself.
 

B

The mole bleeds easily and begins to resemble a blister.
 

C

The mole changes in color, has ragged borders, or an asymmetrical appearance.

phokdapolees

(New Victim)

HOW TO INTERPRET A CIRCULAR TRAFFIC SIGN

 

A

The sign gives tourist information.
 

B

The sign gives an order that must be obeyed.
 

C

The sign gives advance warning of something ahead.

Save the Dragons

(2-0, 1.000)

HOW TO DETERMINE WHEN TO BRIBE A THIRD WORLD POLICEMAN

 

A

If an officer arrests you, but does not cuff you, he/she expects cash.
 

B

An officer does not cuff you or write you a ticket, but expresses a desire to resolve the problem on the spot.
 

C

Never bribe a police officer.

sthar8

(1-2, .333)

HOW TO EAT A LIZARD

 

A

Freeze-dry the lizard and eat it in kibble form.
 

B

Cut off the lizard's head, feet and tail, then cook the rest and eat it.
 

C

Skin the lizard and remove the entrails, cook the meat, and eat it when the surface bubbles and cracks.

swyellowtail

(1-1, .500)

HOW TO PREVENT SOMEONE FROM CHOKING ON HIS OR HER TONGUE

 

A

Pass a large safety pin or wire through the tongue and pull the tongue out of the throat. Attach one end of a string to the pin and the other end to a button on the victim's shirt.
 

B

Quickly flip the victim onto his/her stomach.
 

C

Turn the head of the victim to one side, and hold the tongue down with your other hand.

Who

(3-1, .750)

HOW TO READ COLOR ON A MAP

 

A

The color white identifies ridges and mountains.
 

B

The color white identifies non-forested non-water areas such as rocks or meadows.
 

C

The color white identifies trails and washes.

xtopherusD

(1-1, .500)

HOW TO STOP CHRONIC HICCUPS

 

A

Hold your breath for periods of one to two minutes.
 

B

Immerse your face in ice water, swallowing a series of sips without interruption, then hyperventilate for a few moments.
 

C

Rapidly drink a can of carbonated beverage, then lightly perform the Heimlich maneuver on yourself.

ZZZX

(0-1, .000)

HOW TO RECOGNIZE TRENCH FOOT

 

A

The lines on the soles of the feet are extremely deep, resembling trenches.
 

B

The feet are covered in red dots and veins are highly visible.
 

C

The feet are painfully swollen and have a "dishpan hands" appearance.

[Feirei]

C

[inspiratieloos]

A

[sthar8]

C

[Cheery Dog]

Boiling's always a safe answer

C.

[xtopherusD]

I don't know, A?

[D3f3nd3r]

C?

[JDGA]

B...?

[swyellowtail]

Hmm... this one's really crazy. Didn't know choking on one's tongue is possible. (Unless that's what I've been doing by choking on air this entire time)

A is a horrible idea considering how it could really hurt the person. I'm gonna go with

C

if anything.

[Save The Dragons]

HOW TO DETERMINE WHEN TO BRIBE A THIRD WORLD POLICEMAN
I don't have a funny answer for this one so:

 C Never bribe a police officer.

[animorpherv1]

C

please.

[diginova]

Spoiler: animorpherv1's result

HOW TO LOSE SOMEONE WHO IS FOLLOWING YOU ON FOOT

 

A

Stop and ask your pursuer what he/she is doing.
 

B

Call the police from the nearest phone. Tell them the route you'll be taking to get home.
 

C

Enter the front of a shop or restaurant, and immediately exit through the back. Go to a police station.

Spoiler: Cheery Dog's result

HOW EAT A FROG

 

A

Skin it, cook it, and eat the whole thing.
 

B

Eat only the legs; the rest of the frog contains toxins that may cause nausea and headaches.
 

C

Boil the frog, discard its intestines, and consume the rest.

Spoiler: d3f3nd3r's result

HOW TO SURVIVE A KIDNAPPING

 

A

If rescue is imminent, resist the kidnappers in every way possible.
 

B

Do not attempt to escape on your own. Wait for rescuers.
 

C

Do whatever your captors say without argument and communicate that you want to stay alive.

Spoiler: Feirei's result

HOW TO SEND AN SOS USING MORSE CODE

 

A

Send dash-dash-dash, dot-dot-dot, dash-dash-dash.
 

B

Send dot-dash-dot, dot-dot-dot, dot-dash-dot.
 

C

Send dot-dot-dot, dash-dash-dash, dot-dot-dot.

Spoiler: inspirateloos' result

HOW LONG TO PERFORM MOUTH TO MOUTH RESUSCITATION

 

A

Stop if the victim has not recovered in 30 minutes.
 

B

Stop when the victim seems to be enjoying it.
 

C

Stop if the victim has not recovered in four or more hours.

Spoiler: JDGA's result

HOW TO FIX A LEAKING RADIATOR

 

A

Pour glue or flour into the radiator, then tighten the cap.
 

B

Put a broken egg or tobacco from six crumpled cigarettes into the radiator, then put the cap on loosely.
 

C

Drop a few coins into the radiator.

Spoiler: Save the Dragons' result

HOW TO DETERMINE WHEN TO BRIBE A THIRD WORLD POLICEMAN

 

A

If an officer arrests you, but does not cuff you, he/she expects cash.
 

B

An officer does not cuff you or write you a ticket, but expresses a desire to resolve the problem on the spot.
 

C

Never bribe a police officer.

Spoiler: sthar8's result

HOW TO EAT A LIZARD

 

A

Freeze-dry the lizard and eat it in kibble form.
 

B

Cut off the lizard's head, feet and tail, then cook the rest and eat it.
 

C

Skin the lizard and remove the entrails, cook the meat, and eat it when the surface bubbles and cracks.

Spoiler: swyellowtail's result

HOW TO PREVENT SOMEONE FROM CHOKING ON HIS OR HER TONGUE

 

A

Pass a large safety pin or wire through the tongue and pull the tongue out of the throat. Attach one end of a string to the pin and the other end to a button on the victim's shirt.
 

B

Quickly flip the victim onto his/her stomach.
 

C

Turn the head of the victim to one side, and hold the tongue down with your other hand.

Spoiler: xtopherusD's result

HOW TO STOP CHRONIC HICCUPS

 

A

Hold your breath for periods of one to two minutes.
 

B

Immerse your face in ice water, swallowing a series of sips without interruption, then hyperventilate for a few moments.
 

C

Rapidly drink a can of carbonated beverage, then lightly perform the Heimlich maneuver on yourself.

Some

wonderful

advice here, especially from Save the Dragons' and swyellowtail's questions. Remember...

NEVER

follow any of this advice.
Names in

red

have new questions.

animorpherv1

(1-2, .333)

HOW TO SURVIVE A BLIZZARD WHEN IN YOUR CAR

 

A

Leave your car by the roadside and walk to the nearest phone or shelter.
 

B

Leave the motor running until the blizzard ends and you can drive safely away.
 

C

Only run the motor every ten minutes. Crack open the windows for ventilation, and wait until the blizzard subsides.

Bins

(1-1, .500)

HOW TO TREAT BUNIONS WHILE LOST IN THE WILDERNESS

 

A

Apply heat to the bunion to break up the inflammation.
 

B

Soak the bunion in the coldest water you can find.
 

C

Elevate your feet every chance you get.

Cheery Dog

(1-1, .500)

HOW TO TREAT A HEART ATTACK AT HOME

 

A

Call 911, then administer CPR if the victim does not have a pulse.
 

B

Cool the victim with ice packs and cold water. Take their pulse, and call 911.
 

C

Transport the victim to the nearest hospital immediately; do not wait for an ambulance.

D3f3nd3r

(2-4, .333)

HOW TO USE A SMOKE CANISTER ON A LIFEBOAT

 

A

Ensure the wind is light, then wait 15 seconds before throwing the canister upwind of the lifeboat.
 

B

Ensure the wind is light, then throw the canister downwind into the water.
 

C

Only use a canister in a strong wind, or the smoke will form a cloud, not a trail.

DiplomatDC

(1-0, 1.000)

HOW TO REACT WHEN A STRANGER REQUESTS HELP AT YOUR DOOR

 

A

Invite him/her into the entryway as you call 911; but do not let the person all the way into your home.
 

B

Assure him/her that you'll call 911 and shut the door; do not let him/her in. Once you've called, watch the person to ensure his/her safety.
 

C

Ask to see the person's identification, then call 911. Alert a neighbor before inviting the stranger into your home.

Feirei

(4-9, .308)

HOW MUCH WIND IS NECESSARY TO FLY A HANGLIDER (sp) SAFELY?

 

A

Hangliders can be flown in winds from 0 to 30 mph safely.
 

B

Hangliders can be flown safely in winds from 10 to 50 mph.
 

C

Hangliders can be flown safely in winds from 5 to 70 mph.

inspirateloos

(4-1, .800)

HOW TO FIND WATER IN THE WILDERNESS

 

A

Look for an area where there are no animal droppings.
 

B

Notice the direction most birds are flying and follow them.
 

C

Look for an area where animal trails merge into one path.

JDGA

(4-2, .667)

HOW TO USE SMOKE AS AN EFFECTIVE SIGNAL

 

A

Add grass, green leaves or moss to a fire to create white smoke.
 

B

Add any found objects to the fire to make the most smoke.
 

C

Add oil or fuel to a fire to create thick, white smoke.

Mitillos

(3-1, .750)

HOW TO TELL IF A MOLE MAY BE A CANCEROUS MELANOMA

 

A

Symptoms include itching and swelling around the mole, accompanied by a general yellowing of the mole itself.
 

B

The mole bleeds easily and begins to resemble a blister.
 

C

The mole changes in color, has ragged borders, or an asymmetrical appearance.

phokdapolees

(New Victim)

HOW TO INTERPRET A CIRCULAR TRAFFIC SIGN

 

A

The sign gives tourist information.
 

B

The sign gives an order that must be obeyed.
 

C

The sign gives advance warning of something ahead.

Save the Dragons

(2-1, .667)

HOW TO ESCAPE FROM KILLER BEES

 

A

Jump into a body of water if you are near one.
 

B

Run away as fast as you can.
 

C

Stand still.

sthar8

(2-2, .500)

HOW TO BUILD A HOBO STOVE

 

A

Open one side of a large metal can. Make holes in its sides and invert it over a fire. Use the bottom as a hot plate or grill.
 

B

Soak a bandana in water, and stretch it over a fire. Continually trickle water on the bandana to keep it wet.
 

C

Heat four large stones in a fire, then place them in a leather hat filled with water. Add the food when the water comes to a boil.

swyellowtail

(1-2, .333)

HOW TO CATCH THE MOST FISH

 

A

Fish during a calm, clear day when fish are plainly visible.
 

B

Fish at night when there is a full moon.
 

C

Fish early in the morning when the fish are hungry and just waking up.

Who

(3-1, .750)

HOW TO READ COLOR ON A MAP

 

A

The color white identifies ridges and mountains.
 

B

The color white identifies non-forested non-water areas such as rocks or meadows.
 

C

The color white identifies trails and washes.

xtopherusD

(1-2, .333)

HOW TO SURVIVE A CAR STOPPED ON RAILWAY TRACKS

 

A

If the train is distant, put the car in neutral, and push it a few feet off the tracks.
 

B

Abandon the car, and run away from the oncoming train along the side of the tracks.
 

C

Abandon the car, and run toward the train along the side of the tracks.

ZZZX

(0-1, .000)

HOW TO RECOGNIZE TRENCH FOOT

 

A

The lines on the soles of the feet are extremely deep, resembling trenches.
 

B

The feet are covered in red dots and veins are highly visible.
 

C

The feet are painfully swollen and have a "dishpan hands" appearance.

[JDGA]

DEFINITELY C.

A.

[Save The Dragons]

I hope you're happy, I plan on bribing police officers all over the world from now on. Wish me luck!

HOW TO ESCAPE FROM KILLER BEES

Spoiler: D.

I don't know how that's an answer I just think the gif is funny and slightly relevant. Anyway...

 A Jump into a body of water if you are near one.

[Feirei]

A?

[diginova]

I hope you're happy, I plan on bribing police officers all over the world from now on. Wish me luck!

At least you aren't like swyellowtail and impaling people in the tongue.

[swyellowtail]

Some wonderful advice here, especially from Save the Dragons' and swyellowtail's questions. Remember... NEVER follow any of this advice.

At least you aren't like swyellowtail and impaling people in the tongue.

Allow me to reference this:

A is a horrible idea considering how it could really hurt the person.

I know how bad it is to mess with people's tongues. It's a terrible idea in the first place unless you know what the hell you're doing. The tongue is

filled

with blood. Hitting any of that will likely kill you.

(Plus, Green would be disappointed in me if I even

tried

to do that)

Anyway... I want to say C is the correct answer.. but I might be deceived. Meh, screw it.

C

.

Also, random thing that I find a bit silly: Of course I get the question involving snow right and the question involving fire wrong.

[BipolarChemist]

I would like a question plz and thank you and <3

[diginova]

I know how bad it is to mess with people's tongues. It's a terrible idea in the first place unless you know what the hell you're doing. The tongue is

filled

with blood. Hitting any of that will likely kill you.

I was saying more if you followed the advice on the card, as Dragons seems to be wanting to start bribing the police.